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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:17:16 AM

Title: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:17:16 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/4041/4425357442_a0323627a6_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:21:46 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 12:22:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:17:16 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/4041/4425357442_a0323627a6_z.jpg)

Armadillo?



Only if the dillo has a license...!


*rimshot*
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 29, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
You moved to Peoria? :?

If so, then yeah, you are.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:24:34 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
You moved to Peoria? :?

If so, then yeah, you are.

No, but I can see the writing on the wall, Hustle.  It's only a matter of time before something like that rolls up while I'm hassling golfers, and that's the last you'll ever hear of me.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2011, 12:31:57 AM
Oh wow.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 29, 2011, 12:58:27 AM
Oh no, you guys!





PIGFUCKERS! FILTHY WHORING PIGFUCKERS, ALL OF YOU! UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNG!
             \
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8984/theygothowl.jpg)
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:58:47 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 29, 2011, 12:58:27 AM
Oh no, you guys!





PIGFUCKERS! FILTHY WHORING PIGFUCKERS, ALL OF YOU! UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNG!
             \
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8984/theygothowl.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 29, 2011, 01:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:24:34 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
You moved to Peoria? :?

If so, then yeah, you are.

No, but I can see the writing on the wall, Hustle.  It's only a matter of time before something like that rolls up while I'm hassling golfers, and that's the last you'll ever hear of me.

Au Contraire.

Without you around, there will be nothing to justify the expense and effort of building and maintaining such a behemoth. As long as a Law Enforcement-related cottage industry depends on you you're probably safer than any of us.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Freeky on June 29, 2011, 02:04:07 AM
Fucking Peoria. :lulz:
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 29, 2011, 02:46:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:24:34 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
You moved to Peoria? :?

If so, then yeah, you are.

No, but I can see the writing on the wall, Hustle.  It's only a matter of time before something like that rolls up while I'm hassling golfers, and that's the last you'll ever hear of me.

Personally I think golfers are a nuisance
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 29, 2011, 08:06:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:58:47 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 29, 2011, 12:58:27 AM
Oh no, you guys!





PIGFUCKERS! FILTHY WHORING PIGFUCKERS, ALL OF YOU! UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNG!
             \
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8984/theygothowl.jpg)

:lulz:

I'd say the joke's on the man.  There appears to be a fuel tank near the passenger entrance to a cab I'm sure is full of jolly old boom!  I'm certain you'd have it handled yourself, but if this happens to you on my turf one day, I beg you, do EXACTLY as the picture shows and wait for the signal. (it may be loud like most of my signal choices)
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:10:07 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 29, 2011, 12:58:27 AM
Oh no, you guys!





PIGFUCKERS! FILTHY WHORING PIGFUCKERS, ALL OF YOU! UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNG!
             \
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8984/theygothowl.jpg)

Dok looks mighty happy to be in there, actually.

Probably just happy to escape all that fuckin snow on the ground.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 29, 2011, 11:43:55 AM
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8769/unnecesarynoiseprohibit.jpg)

also,

NO STANDING ANY TIME

Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:12:19 PM
Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:10:07 AM
Dok looks mighty happy to be in there, actually.

Probably just happy to escape all that fuckin snow on the ground.

Wazzat?

I thought that was cocaine.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Adios on June 29, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 29, 2011, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2011, 11:43:55 AM
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8769/unnecesarynoiseprohibit.jpg)

also,

NO STANDING ANY TIME



For our foreign posters who suspect they may have a hard time interpreting signs in America if they come for a visit, allow me to interpret these for you, from top to bottom:

"Unnecessary Noise Prohibited" <-- pretty self-explanatory

Next, those two "One Way" signs mean you have to add the vectors and can only go in that direction until the sign is out of view.

"Bleecker Street" is a reference to a Simon and Garfunkel song, while "Leroy Street" is a reference to Leeroy Jenkins. Neither are meant to be taken seriously.

The yellow sign is telling you that the clubhouse for people with ButtCannons is located to the lower left.

"No Parking" on the metal post, you spag!
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 05:17:43 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: maphdet on June 29, 2011, 11:24:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:17:16 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/4041/4425357442_a0323627a6_z.jpg)

AH shit.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: maphdet on June 29, 2011, 11:26:57 PM
Also-I'm sharing this.

Quote from: Charley Brown on June 29, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: maphdet on June 29, 2011, 11:26:57 PM
Also-I'm sharing this.

Quote from: Charley Brown on June 29, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

That's a felony here.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: maphdet on June 29, 2011, 11:57:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: maphdet on June 29, 2011, 11:26:57 PM
Also-I'm sharing this.

Quote from: Charley Brown on June 29, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

That's a felony here.

Sharing or flipping the finger?
=)
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 12:01:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: maphdet on June 29, 2011, 11:26:57 PM
Also-I'm sharing this.

Quote from: Charley Brown on June 29, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

That's a felony here.

Are you fucking serious?
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Freeky on June 30, 2011, 12:08:39 AM
Yeah, man, road rage laws.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:09:54 AM
Doesn't stop anyone, of course. 
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 12:17:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

Jesus Christ. I would have gone to jail at my divorce. The judge pissed me off and then he started to storm out of the courtroom. I yelled "Kevin!!" (his name) He stopped, spun around and then I got my say.

My filter between my mouth and my brain is borked.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:19:13 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:17:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

Jesus Christ. I would have gone to jail at my divorce. The judge pissed me off and then he started to storm out of the courtroom. I yelled "Kevin!!" (his name) He stopped, spun around and then I got my say.

My filter between my mouth and my brain is borked.

Your state has insufficient FreedomTM.  That's why you're all so damn lippy.
Title: Re: Well, I'm fucked.
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 12:20:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:19:13 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:17:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

Jesus Christ. I would have gone to jail at my divorce. The judge pissed me off and then he started to storm out of the courtroom. I yelled "Kevin!!" (his name) He stopped, spun around and then I got my say.

My filter between my mouth and my brain is borked.

Your state has insufficient FreedomTM.  That's why you're all so damn lippy.

:lulz:

That was in Colorado.