Well, I'm fucked.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

Jesus Christ. I would have gone to jail at my divorce. The judge pissed me off and then he started to storm out of the courtroom. I yelled "Kevin!!" (his name) He stopped, spun around and then I got my say.

My filter between my mouth and my brain is borked.

Your state has insufficient Freedom^TM.  That's why you're all so damn lippy.

[Adios]

I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

Jesus Christ. I would have gone to jail at my divorce. The judge pissed me off and then he started to storm out of the courtroom. I yelled "Kevin!!" (his name) He stopped, spun around and then I got my say.

My filter between my mouth and my brain is borked.

Your state has insufficient Freedom^TM.  That's why you're all so damn lippy.

That was in Colorado.