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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Doktor Howl, June 29, 2011, 12:17:16 AM

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June 30, 2011, 12:19:13 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:17:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

Jesus Christ. I would have gone to jail at my divorce. The judge pissed me off and then he started to storm out of the courtroom. I yelled "Kevin!!" (his name) He stopped, spun around and then I got my say.

My filter between my mouth and my brain is borked.

Your state has insufficient FreedomTM.  That's why you're all so damn lippy.
Molon Lube

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#31
June 30, 2011, 12:20:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:19:13 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:17:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

Jesus Christ. I would have gone to jail at my divorce. The judge pissed me off and then he started to storm out of the courtroom. I yelled "Kevin!!" (his name) He stopped, spun around and then I got my say.

My filter between my mouth and my brain is borked.

Your state has insufficient FreedomTM.  That's why you're all so damn lippy.

:lulz:

That was in Colorado.
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