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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:42:00 PM

Title: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:42:00 PM
I'm sick
therefore I can't drink or do anything fun
So you all can go fuck yourselves!
:argh!:
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 06:43:06 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:42:00 PM
I'm sick
therefore I can't drink or do anything fun
So you all can go fuck yourselves!
:argh!:

Isn't that when you guys have the big military parade with the missile launchers and shit, and everyone has to go?
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:45:30 PM
That's only in Quebec
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 06:46:38 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:45:30 PM
That's only in Quebec

Ah.  That explains why they march that way.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Cain on July 01, 2011, 06:47:34 PM
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?

I'm getting bored of waiting.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 01, 2011, 06:49:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2011, 06:47:34 PM
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?

I'm getting bored of waiting.

They are probably too busy bitching about the explosive instructions not being in french.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:50:15 PM
Tee hee, you guys have a holiday?
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 06:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:50:15 PM
Tee hee, you guys have a holiday?

They have two.

The other one is "Boxing Day", where they force old ladies to fight bare-knuckled, and bet on them.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:56:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2011, 06:47:34 PM
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?

I'm getting bored of waiting.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/quebec-fringe-group-plans-protest-calls-militant-royals-224117996.html

Unfortunately there doesn't look like there may be an assassination attempt. Though the thought of the opposite of the "kiss their ass" reception they got in Ontario makes me giddy.

QuoteThe word "militant," in French, is used to describe a political activist who supports vigorous action.

"It will be more modest than what is prepared for Quebec, clearly," Bourgeois said of the Montreal protest.

"It's not the type of action where we're calling people to join us. It's an action strictly for our members.

"We're preparing just a little wink, a kind of royal escort, if you wish," he added.

Bourgeois said he prefers to keep specific details under wraps. However, he has already said he enlisted burly supporters to act as muscle over the weekend — to keep the protests from getting out of hand.

In 2009, Bourgeois' organization led an anti-monarchy demonstration during a visit to Montreal by Prince Charles and Camilla.

The protest delayed their arrival at a military ceremony by about a half-hour, and Charles and Camilla had to enter through a back door because of the raucous demonstrators.

The group also helped block the planned 2009 re-enactment of the Battle of the Plains of Abraham and has protested the performance of Anglo songs at Quebec's Fete nationale holiday.

Bourgeois said he has no problem with the royals, personally, but he believes it's his duty to demonstrate to the world that many Quebecers resent the institution and do not accept its legitimacy.

He said such a message would be lost if William and Kate managed to spend two days in Quebec without any disruption.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: AFK on July 01, 2011, 06:57:10 PM
Canada has missile launchers?

Fess up, it's just a fancy way of saying Moose Trebuchet, right?  
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 06:58:44 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 01, 2011, 06:57:10 PM
Canada has missile launchers?

Fess up, it's just a fancy way of saying Moose Trebuchet, right?  

All iron curtain nations have them.  It's pretty much a requirement.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:59:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 06:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:50:15 PM
Tee hee, you guys have a holiday?

They have two.

The other one is "Boxing Day", where they force old ladies to fight bare-knuckled, and bet on them.

Hmm.... sounds as barbaric as bullfighting and just as necessary to watch.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
We call it Canuckistan for a reason.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Cain on July 01, 2011, 07:00:36 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:56:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2011, 06:47:34 PM
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?

I'm getting bored of waiting.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/quebec-fringe-group-plans-protest-calls-militant-royals-224117996.html

Unfortunately there doesn't look like there may be an assassination attempt. Though the thought of the opposite of the "kiss their ass" reception they got in Ontario makes me giddy.

QuoteThe word "militant," in French, is used to describe a political activist who supports vigorous action.

"It will be more modest than what is prepared for Quebec, clearly," Bourgeois said of the Montreal protest.

"It's not the type of action where we're calling people to join us. It's an action strictly for our members.

"We're preparing just a little wink, a kind of royal escort, if you wish," he added.

Bourgeois said he prefers to keep specific details under wraps. However, he has already said he enlisted burly supporters to act as muscle over the weekend — to keep the protests from getting out of hand.

In 2009, Bourgeois' organization led an anti-monarchy demonstration during a visit to Montreal by Prince Charles and Camilla.

The protest delayed their arrival at a military ceremony by about a half-hour, and Charles and Camilla had to enter through a back door because of the raucous demonstrators.

The group also helped block the planned 2009 re-enactment of the Battle of the Plains of Abraham and has protested the performance of Anglo songs at Quebec's Fete nationale holiday.

Bourgeois said he has no problem with the royals, personally, but he believes it's his duty to demonstrate to the world that many Quebecers resent the institution and do not accept its legitimacy.

He said such a message would be lost if William and Kate managed to spend two days in Quebec without any disruption.

Oh well, at least that's something.

Also, heh.  A "militant" called Bourgeois.  I bet he got picked on by every other kid at Militant French-Canadian School.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:11:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2011, 07:00:36 PM

Also, heh.  A "militant" called Bourgeois.  I bet he got picked on by every other kid at Militant French-Canadian School.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 07:17:00 PM
The idea of anything militant coming out of Canada makes me laugh, Quebec or not.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:20:03 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-poster-design-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:22:11 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 01, 2011, 07:17:00 PM
The idea of anything militant coming out of Canada makes me laugh, Quebec or not.

Well, sure.  It isn't like they didn't do most of the heavy lifting in WWII or anything.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 07:39:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:20:03 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-poster-design-fail.jpg)

WAT

THAT'S GENIUS.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: AFK on July 01, 2011, 07:47:49 PM
It would be even funnier if it was a group of Indigenous Canadians. 
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:50:59 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:39:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:20:03 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-poster-design-fail.jpg)

WAT

THAT'S GENIUS.

Not only is the url genius, but I can't get over the fact that the dick looks like its jizzing a maple leaf
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 07:52:22 PM
that's patriotism there
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:54:40 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 07:52:22 PM
that's patriotism there

You guys have patriotism too?  :lulz:

Man you learn something new everyday....
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 08:08:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 08:10:55 PM
There's a contact email.

I believe I shall have to write a letter.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 09:22:23 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.

Yeah, after watching the video they have there I came to that conclusion too.

:x
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.

Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.

Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 09:35:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.

Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.

Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.

Suu's good with needle and thread, maybe if you ask her nicely.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.

Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.

Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.

:lulz: That's a good one.

Be prepared to receive sincere advice for stretching out your cockskin to simulate your lost foreskin. Not kidding.

Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 10:00:41 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.

Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.

Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.

:lulz: That's a good one.

Be prepared to receive sincere advice for stretching out your cockskin to simulate your lost foreskin. Not kidding.



Well, then...A pair of hemostats and a couple of 5 pound weights, and I'm THERE!
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 10:12:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 10:00:41 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.

Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.

Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.

:lulz: That's a good one.

Be prepared to receive sincere advice for stretching out your cockskin to simulate your lost foreskin. Not kidding.



Well, then...A pair of hemostats and a couple of 5 pound weights, and I'm THERE!

:vom:
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: President Television on July 01, 2011, 10:28:12 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:20:03 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-poster-design-fail.jpg)
:spittake:
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 10:31:28 PM
speaking of failblog
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-the-great-blood-red-north.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day
Post by: President Television on July 01, 2011, 10:37:08 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 10:31:28 PM
speaking of failblog
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-the-great-blood-red-north.jpg)
:spittake:
:spit:
:walken: