I'm sick
therefore I can't drink or do anything fun
So you all can go fuck yourselves!
:argh!:
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:42:00 PM
I'm sick
therefore I can't drink or do anything fun
So you all can go fuck yourselves!
:argh!:
Isn't that when you guys have the big military parade with the missile launchers and shit, and everyone has to go?
That's only in Quebec
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:45:30 PM
That's only in Quebec
Ah. That explains why they march that way.
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?
I'm getting bored of waiting.
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2011, 06:47:34 PM
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?
I'm getting bored of waiting.
They are probably too busy bitching about the explosive instructions not being in french.
Tee hee, you guys have a holiday?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:50:15 PM
Tee hee, you guys have a holiday?
They have two.
The other one is "Boxing Day", where they force old ladies to fight bare-knuckled, and bet on them.
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2011, 06:47:34 PM
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?
I'm getting bored of waiting.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/quebec-fringe-group-plans-protest-calls-militant-royals-224117996.html
Unfortunately there doesn't look like there may be an assassination attempt. Though the thought of the opposite of the "kiss their ass" reception they got in Ontario makes me giddy.
QuoteThe word "militant," in French, is used to describe a political activist who supports vigorous action.
"It will be more modest than what is prepared for Quebec, clearly," Bourgeois said of the Montreal protest.
"It's not the type of action where we're calling people to join us. It's an action strictly for our members.
"We're preparing just a little wink, a kind of royal escort, if you wish," he added.
Bourgeois said he prefers to keep specific details under wraps. However, he has already said he enlisted burly supporters to act as muscle over the weekend — to keep the protests from getting out of hand.
In 2009, Bourgeois' organization led an anti-monarchy demonstration during a visit to Montreal by Prince Charles and Camilla.
The protest delayed their arrival at a military ceremony by about a half-hour, and Charles and Camilla had to enter through a back door because of the raucous demonstrators.
The group also helped block the planned 2009 re-enactment of the Battle of the Plains of Abraham and has protested the performance of Anglo songs at Quebec's Fete nationale holiday.
Bourgeois said he has no problem with the royals, personally, but he believes it's his duty to demonstrate to the world that many Quebecers resent the institution and do not accept its legitimacy.
He said such a message would be lost if William and Kate managed to spend two days in Quebec without any disruption.
Canada has missile launchers?
Fess up, it's just a fancy way of saying Moose Trebuchet, right?
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 01, 2011, 06:57:10 PM
Canada has missile launchers?
Fess up, it's just a fancy way of saying Moose Trebuchet, right?
All iron curtain nations have them. It's pretty much a requirement.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 06:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:50:15 PM
Tee hee, you guys have a holiday?
They have two.
The other one is "Boxing Day", where they force old ladies to fight bare-knuckled, and bet on them.
Hmm.... sounds as barbaric as bullfighting and just as necessary to watch.
We call it Canuckistan for a reason.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 06:56:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2011, 06:47:34 PM
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?
I'm getting bored of waiting.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/quebec-fringe-group-plans-protest-calls-militant-royals-224117996.html
Unfortunately there doesn't look like there may be an assassination attempt. Though the thought of the opposite of the "kiss their ass" reception they got in Ontario makes me giddy.
QuoteThe word "militant," in French, is used to describe a political activist who supports vigorous action.
"It will be more modest than what is prepared for Quebec, clearly," Bourgeois said of the Montreal protest.
"It's not the type of action where we're calling people to join us. It's an action strictly for our members.
"We're preparing just a little wink, a kind of royal escort, if you wish," he added.
Bourgeois said he prefers to keep specific details under wraps. However, he has already said he enlisted burly supporters to act as muscle over the weekend — to keep the protests from getting out of hand.
In 2009, Bourgeois' organization led an anti-monarchy demonstration during a visit to Montreal by Prince Charles and Camilla.
The protest delayed their arrival at a military ceremony by about a half-hour, and Charles and Camilla had to enter through a back door because of the raucous demonstrators.
The group also helped block the planned 2009 re-enactment of the Battle of the Plains of Abraham and has protested the performance of Anglo songs at Quebec's Fete nationale holiday.
Bourgeois said he has no problem with the royals, personally, but he believes it's his duty to demonstrate to the world that many Quebecers resent the institution and do not accept its legitimacy.
He said such a message would be lost if William and Kate managed to spend two days in Quebec without any disruption.
Oh well, at least that's something.
Also, heh. A "militant" called Bourgeois. I bet he got picked on by every other kid at Militant French-Canadian School.
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2011, 07:00:36 PM
Also, heh. A "militant" called Bourgeois. I bet he got picked on by every other kid at Militant French-Canadian School.
:lulz:
The idea of anything militant coming out of Canada makes me laugh, Quebec or not.
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Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 01, 2011, 07:17:00 PM
The idea of anything militant coming out of Canada makes me laugh, Quebec or not.
Well, sure. It isn't like they didn't do most of the heavy lifting in WWII or anything.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:20:03 PM
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WAT
THAT'S GENIUS.
It would be even funnier if it was a group of Indigenous Canadians.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:39:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:20:03 PM
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WAT
THAT'S GENIUS.
Not only is the url genius, but I can't get over the fact that the dick looks like its jizzing a maple leaf
that's patriotism there
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 07:52:22 PM
that's patriotism there
You guys have patriotism too? :lulz:
Man you learn something new everyday....
http://can-fap.net/
QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.
They're taking the piss.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/
QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.
They're taking the piss.
:lulz:
There's a contact email.
I believe I shall have to write a letter.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/
QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.
They're taking the piss.
No.
Trust me, they're not.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/
QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.
They're taking the piss.
No.
Trust me, they're not.
Yeah, after watching the video they have there I came to that conclusion too.
:x
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/
QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.
They're taking the piss.
No.
Trust me, they're not.
Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote
funnier.
Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/
QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.
They're taking the piss.
No.
Trust me, they're not.
Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.
Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.
Suu's good with needle and thread, maybe if you ask her nicely.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/
QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.
They're taking the piss.
No.
Trust me, they're not.
Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.
Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.
:lulz: That's a good one.
Be prepared to receive sincere advice for stretching out your cockskin to simulate your lost foreskin. Not kidding.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/
QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.
They're taking the piss.
No.
Trust me, they're not.
Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.
Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.
:lulz: That's a good one.
Be prepared to receive sincere advice for stretching out your cockskin to simulate your lost foreskin. Not kidding.
Well, then...A pair of hemostats and a couple of 5 pound weights, and I'm THERE!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 10:00:41 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/
QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.
They're taking the piss.
No.
Trust me, they're not.
Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.
Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.
:lulz: That's a good one.
Be prepared to receive sincere advice for stretching out your cockskin to simulate your lost foreskin. Not kidding.
Well, then...A pair of hemostats and a couple of 5 pound weights, and I'm THERE!
:vom:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:20:03 PM
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:spittake:
speaking of failblog
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-the-great-blood-red-north.jpg)
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 10:31:28 PM
speaking of failblog
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-the-great-blood-red-north.jpg)
:spittake:
:spit:
:walken: