TRY LYSOL!
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My god I had no idea they used to sell Lysol as a douche :x
It's like mouth wash for a vagina!
:lulz:
God, now I have images of ladies from the Good Old DaysTM spraying up their crotches with Lysol...
And what giving oral would have tasted like for Mr. Brillcreem, if they had invented cunnilingus at that point.
:horrormirth:
Also, feminine daintiness
:lulz:
DOUCHE ADS!!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE GET DARTH CUPCAKE IN HERE!
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Lysol, salt, soda...wasn't fucking vinegar invented yet? :horrormirth:
I dunno, though...might need some Lysol for that last girlfriend GIGGLES posted.
Maybe Pine-O-Pine...
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 14, 2011, 02:12:11 PM
Lysol, salt, soda...wasn't fucking vinegar invented yet? :horrormirth:
I dunno, though...might need some Lysol for that last girlfriend GIGGLES posted.
They were using vinegar, but vinegar smells like...vinegar. Lysol smells like CLEAN, and then SURPRISE ABORTION.
...that's what she used in Revolutionary Road to abort.
Didn't know if that was just part of the fiction of the movie/book or what. But it's disgusting, either way.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 14, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 14, 2011, 02:12:11 PM
Lysol, salt, soda...wasn't fucking vinegar invented yet? :horrormirth:
I dunno, though...might need some Lysol for that last girlfriend GIGGLES posted.
They were using vinegar, but vinegar smells like...vinegar. Lysol smells like a public restroom, and then SURPRISE ABORTION.
FTFY
Not to mention it probably kills off the stuff in there that keeps evrything right...those women must've had rabid rotting yeast fizzing out of there.
:vom:
I mean seriously.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 14, 2011, 02:38:39 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 14, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 14, 2011, 02:12:11 PM
Lysol, salt, soda...wasn't fucking vinegar invented yet? :horrormirth:
I dunno, though...might need some Lysol for that last girlfriend GIGGLES posted.
They were using vinegar, but vinegar smells like...vinegar. Lysol smells like a public restroom, and then SURPRISE ABORTION.
FTFY
Not to mention it probably kills off the stuff in there that keeps evrything right...those women must've had rabid rotting yeast fizzing out of there.
I wish most men's public restrooms smelled like Lysol.....
The concept of "disinfecting" the vagina is just :horrormirth:
DISINFECT IT? FROM WHAT???
But then, this is the same era that used to recommend giving children regular enemas. Oh, and not holding or touching babies lest they get "spoiled".
Thanks, America, for giving us generations of massively emotionally damaged people!
Quote from: Nigel on July 14, 2011, 03:57:37 PM
The concept of "disinfecting" the vagina is just :horrormirth:
DISINFECT IT? FROM WHAT???
Your sinful lady bits germs.
I especially like the fear these ads played to:
In a society that prized martial bliss (as defined by "keep your hubby happy") and pretended that only a few dismal failures couldn't keep their men happy, this ad says "Use our product, or your husband will start banging his secretary and pretending you don't exist (and who could blame him, you smelly cow)...And then it's out the door with you, to be ridiculed by society FOREVER."
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:06:07 PM
I especially like the fear these ads played to:
In a society that prized martial bliss (as defined by "keep your hubby happy") and pretended that only a few dismal failures couldn't keep their men happy, this ad says "Use our product, or your husband will start banging his secretary and pretending you don't exist (and who could blame him, you smelly cow)...And then it's out the door with you, to be ridiculed by society FOREVER."
Yeah, locking someone out of their bedroom just because they happen to be having a stinky day is poor form.
It's also AWESOME that the implication is that if the husband isn't having sex with his wife, he has no further use for her, or interest in any other forms of affection or conversation.
Quote from: Nigel on July 14, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
It's also AWESOME that the implication is that if the husband isn't having sex with his wife, he has no further use for her, or interest in any other forms of affection or conversation.
What you mean that men don't enjoy coming home, telling their wives to shut up and get them a scotch because work was so hard and then proceed to ignore her for the rest of the night?
TV LIED!!!!!
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:31:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 14, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
It's also AWESOME that the implication is that if the husband isn't having sex with his wife, he has no further use for her, or interest in any other forms of affection or conversation.
What you mean that men don't enjoy coming home, telling their wives to shut up and get them a scotch because work was so hard and then proceed to ignore her for the rest of the night?
TV LIED!!!!!
Remember, ladies: When guests come over, you are to play waitress and otherwise keep yourself and the other ladies in the OTHER FUCKING ROOM while the men discuss complex things that would only confuse you and make you unhappy.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:33:05 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:31:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 14, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
It's also AWESOME that the implication is that if the husband isn't having sex with his wife, he has no further use for her, or interest in any other forms of affection or conversation.
What you mean that men don't enjoy coming home, telling their wives to shut up and get them a scotch because work was so hard and then proceed to ignore her for the rest of the night?
TV LIED!!!!!
Remember, ladies: When guests come over, you are to play waitress and otherwise keep yourself and the other ladies in the OTHER FUCKING ROOM while the men discuss complex things that would only confuse you and make you unhappy.
Like sports?
You know, it's like the Good Old DaysTM taught men that being completely self-centered pussies completely incapable of rudimentary tasks at home was a manly thing to do.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:42:41 PM
You know, it's like the Good Old DaysTM taught men that being completely self-centered pussies completely incapable of rudimentary tasks at home was a manly thing to do.
Yep.
Remember, men: Find a meek little wife, so you never have to deal with her as an equal, because that makes your penis shrivel right up AND fucks with your golf game. And don't forget to have your required mini-binge each night!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:46:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:42:41 PM
You know, it's like the Good Old DaysTM taught men that being completely self-centered pussies completely incapable of rudimentary tasks at home was a manly thing to do.
Yep.
Remember, men: Find a meek little wife, so you never have to deal with her as an equal, because that makes your penis shrivel right up AND fucks with your golf game. And don't forget to have your required mini-binge each night!
Sounds like how my parents' marriage was, minus the golf.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:46:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:42:41 PM
You know, it's like the Good Old DaysTM taught men that being completely self-centered pussies completely incapable of rudimentary tasks at home was a manly thing to do.
Yep.
Remember, men: Find a meek little wife, so you never have to deal with her as an equal, because that makes your penis shrivel right up AND fucks with your golf game. And don't forget to have your required mini-binge each night!
Sounds like how my parents' marriage was, minus the golf.
Not mine. :lulz:
My folks have been married damn near 50 years, and they still holler at each other at the top of their lungs, when they're not embarrassing their grandchildren with displays of affection.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:46:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:42:41 PM
You know, it's like the Good Old DaysTM taught men that being completely self-centered pussies completely incapable of rudimentary tasks at home was a manly thing to do.
Yep.
Remember, men: Find a meek little wife, so you never have to deal with her as an equal, because that makes your penis shrivel right up AND fucks with your golf game. And don't forget to have your required mini-binge each night!
Sounds like how my parents' marriage was, minus the golf.
Not mine. :lulz:
My folks have been married damn near 50 years, and they still holler at each other at the top of their lungs, when they're not embarrassing their grandchildren with displays of affection.
:lulz: That's awesome.
My dad was definitely one of those guys who would wake up the missus in the middle of the night and ask her to make him a tomato and cheese sandwich and bring it to him in bed. Not even exaggerating. He'd ask me and my sister to get him a bowl of ice cream when we came in at night. He was incapable of making macaroni and cheese or the laundry (I had to teach him how to do both after mom left him :lulz:)
Decent fellow nowadays though, capable of fending for himself and what not.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:46:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:42:41 PM
You know, it's like the Good Old DaysTM taught men that being completely self-centered pussies completely incapable of rudimentary tasks at home was a manly thing to do.
Yep.
Remember, men: Find a meek little wife, so you never have to deal with her as an equal, because that makes your penis shrivel right up AND fucks with your golf game. And don't forget to have your required mini-binge each night!
Sounds like how my parents' marriage was, minus the golf.
Not mine. :lulz:
My folks have been married damn near 50 years, and they still holler at each other at the top of their lungs, when they're not embarrassing their grandchildren with displays of affection.
:lulz: That's awesome.
My dad was definitely one of those guys who would wake up the missus in the middle of the night and ask her to make him a tomato and cheese sandwich and bring it to him in bed. Not even exaggerating. He'd ask me and my sister to get him a bowl of ice cream when we came in at night. He was incapable of making macaroni and cheese or the laundry (I had to teach him how to do both after mom left him :lulz:)
Decent fellow nowadays though, capable of fending for himself and what not.
I am not allowed in the kitchen at all anymore, on account of the grilled cheese incident, which was totally not my fault.
had to look up Lysol and "douche" on wikipedia ... turns out they never really were really popular in europe, despite the advertising claims of "european doctors" having proven their effectiveness :lol:
they do exist though, except the solution that goes in it is specifically made so as to not disturb the delicate ecosystem in any way. but I suppose that goes for all modern vaginal douche solutions right? dunno what the point is then, but I suppose some maybe just like the idea of "freshening it up". just like some people like poking in their ears with cotton swabs (okay admittedly that does feel good)
so I learned a new word today :) I always thought that "douche bag" was a shower cap or something :lol: (stranger words are used as pejoratives, after all)
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 05:15:10 PM
so I learned a new word today :) I always thought that "douche bag" was a shower cap or something
It can be.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:08:10 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 04:46:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 04:42:41 PM
You know, it's like the Good Old DaysTM taught men that being completely self-centered pussies completely incapable of rudimentary tasks at home was a manly thing to do.
Yep.
Remember, men: Find a meek little wife, so you never have to deal with her as an equal, because that makes your penis shrivel right up AND fucks with your golf game. And don't forget to have your required mini-binge each night!
Sounds like how my parents' marriage was, minus the golf.
Not mine. :lulz:
My folks have been married damn near 50 years, and they still holler at each other at the top of their lungs, when they're not embarrassing their grandchildren with displays of affection.
:lulz: That's awesome.
My dad was definitely one of those guys who would wake up the missus in the middle of the night and ask her to make him a tomato and cheese sandwich and bring it to him in bed. Not even exaggerating. He'd ask me and my sister to get him a bowl of ice cream when we came in at night. He was incapable of making macaroni and cheese or the laundry (I had to teach him how to do both after mom left him :lulz:)
Decent fellow nowadays though, capable of fending for himself and what not.
I am not allowed in the kitchen at all anymore, on account of the grilled cheese incident, which was totally not my fault.
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 05:15:10 PM
had to look up Lysol and "douche" on wikipedia ... turns out they never really were really popular in europe, despite the advertising claims of "european doctors" having proven their effectiveness :lol:
they do exist though, except the solution that goes in it is specifically made so as to not disturb the delicate ecosystem in any way. but I suppose that goes for all modern vaginal douche solutions right? dunno what the point is then, but I suppose some maybe just like the idea of "freshening it up". just like some people like poking in their ears with cotton swabs (okay admittedly that does feel good)
so I learned a new word today :) I always thought that "douche bag" was a shower cap or something :lol: (stranger words are used as pejoratives, after all)
On a similar note, scum bag was once slang for a condom.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable. Anyone could have made the same mistake.
Quote from: Nigel on July 14, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
It's also AWESOME that the implication is that if the husband isn't having sex with his wife, he has no further use for her, or interest in any other forms of affection or conversation.
The suggestion that she would WANT to stay after that shit...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable. Anyone could have made the same mistake.
You could always sneak in and surprise them with dinner.
Whether that will lead to a relaxing of the rules or an even more stern banning remains to be seen, I imagine. :lulz:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:28:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable. Anyone could have made the same mistake.
You could always sneak in and surprise them with dinner.
Whether that will lead to a relaxing of the rules or an even more stern banning remains to be seen, I imagine. :lulz:
Can't. The fire department has said they "don't want to come out here again".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:33:13 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:28:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable. Anyone could have made the same mistake.
You could always sneak in and surprise them with dinner.
Whether that will lead to a relaxing of the rules or an even more stern banning remains to be seen, I imagine. :lulz:
Can't. The fire department has said they "don't want to come out here again".
Sounds like it's a municipal ban on you then. Take it up with your mayor-thing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable. Anyone could have made the same mistake.
:crankey:
You're crazy, man. STAY OUTEN MY KITCHEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. (It also belongs to TGG, Enabler, Ian, etc....)
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:38:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:33:13 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:28:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable. Anyone could have made the same mistake.
You could always sneak in and surprise them with dinner.
Whether that will lead to a relaxing of the rules or an even more stern banning remains to be seen, I imagine. :lulz:
Can't. The fire department has said they "don't want to come out here again".
Sounds like it's a municipal ban on you then. Take it up with your mayor-thing.
I can't. He never leaves his office. This is Oro Valley, and he turned out not to be as republican as at first he appeared.
Now every bastard with a golf cart and a bible wants him dead, because he didn't shut down their childrens' schools.
Totally not exaggerating, here.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 05:41:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable. Anyone could have made the same mistake.
:crankey:
You're crazy, man. STAY OUTEN MY KITCHEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. (It also belongs to TGG, Enabler, Ian, etc....)
Look, when you tell me to "put some oil in the pan", you should be a little more clear on just how much is "some".
I operated on the instructions I was given. I am not at fault, here.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:43:32 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 05:41:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable. Anyone could have made the same mistake.
:crankey:
You're crazy, man. STAY OUTEN MY KITCHEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. (It also belongs to TGG, Enabler, Ian, etc....)
Look, when you tell me to "put some oil in the pan", you should be a little more clear on just how much is "some".
I operated on the instructions I was given. I am not at fault, here.
Well, "some" > "a single drop." And it probably would have helped to not have SCIENCED the stove so it was hotter, thus cooking stuff faster.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 05:46:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:43:32 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 05:41:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....
I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable. Anyone could have made the same mistake.
:crankey:
You're crazy, man. STAY OUTEN MY KITCHEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. (It also belongs to TGG, Enabler, Ian, etc....)
Look, when you tell me to "put some oil in the pan", you should be a little more clear on just how much is "some".
I operated on the instructions I was given. I am not at fault, here.
Well, "some" > "a single drop." And it probably would have helped to not have SCIENCED the stove so it was hotter, thus cooking stuff faster.
Yes. That's why I used a pint. And all I did was make the stove more efficient, by allowing it to pull more amps, so we don't have to wait all day for water to boil.
Of course, there wasn't a pint there when it was all over.
Dok, it is fair to say that I never told you how much is some. True. But a whole pint? :vom: And then the fire, my god, I don't think I've seen a kitchen fire start out with a white and blue flame...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:56:25 PM
Of course, there wasn't a pint there when it was all over.
No, but there was the twisted remains of my skillet. :lulz:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 05:58:01 PM
Dok, it is fair to say that I never told you how much is some. True. But a whole pint? :vom: And then the fire, my god, I don't think I've seen a kitchen fire start out with a white and blue flame...
"Some".
And I don't know how it got that hot. One minute, I was backpedaling away from the spitting grease (note to self: Do not cook with grease if you have no shirt on), and the next it was "FWOOSH".
AND I replaced your skillet AND the ceiling, so I don't see why I can't have another chance.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 06:00:39 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 05:58:01 PM
Dok, it is fair to say that I never told you how much is some. True. But a whole pint? :vom: And then the fire, my god, I don't think I've seen a kitchen fire start out with a white and blue flame...
"Some".
And I don't know how it got that hot. One minute, I was backpedaling away from the spitting grease (note to self: Do not cook with grease if you have no shirt on), and the next it was "FWOOSH".
AND I replaced your skillet AND the ceiling, so I don't see why I can't have another chance.
You DID have another chance. We allowed you to try ramen under strict supervision. And then, well, you remember what happened.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 05:15:10 PM
so I learned a new word today :) I always thought that "douche bag" was a shower cap or something
It can be.
True story: I actually spat beer over my french hostess when she explained to me where the shower was
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 05:58:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:56:25 PM
Of course, there wasn't a pint there when it was all over.
No, but there was the twisted remains of my skillet. :lulz:
Holy shit.
I thought I was not safe in the kitchen. (I have improved, and can feed myself without setting off the smoke alarm, and can do bacon just the way I like it, and well enough that the spags at the Meatup weekend disappeared six pounds of it, but I used to be terrified of the stove.)
really? cause your breakfast was awesome good!! :D
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 08:41:12 PM
really? cause your breakfast was awesome good!! :D
Thanks! Yes, really. Grandma taught me to do french toast, and I figured out bacon... Them, I can do half asleep. Pancakes? Asking for trouble? Waffles? Likely a fire. If I stick to what I'm comfortable with, I can pretend I know what I'm doing. Outside of that, I panic.
There's nothing to figure out with bacon. Anywhere from raw to burnt to a fucking sliver of charcoal it tastes amazing. It's easier than museli
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 05:15:10 PM
so I learned a new word today :) I always thought that "douche bag" was a shower cap or something
It can be.
It's probably one of my favorite words in the English language. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 05:15:10 PM
so I learned a new word today :) I always thought that "douche bag" was a shower cap or something
It can be.
:spittake:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 05:22:24 PM
On a similar note, scum bag was once slang for a condom.
I thought it still was? When I call somebody a scumbag, I always mean a used rubber. :?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:53:03 PM
Yes. That's why I used a pint. And all I did was make the stove more efficient, by allowing it to pull more amps, so we don't have to wait all day for water to boil.
Chinese restaurant stoves are supposed to get a lot hotter than regular stoves, they have more BTU's or something. That's why home beef & broccoli never comes out like Chinese restaurant beef and broccoli, you can't get the heat at home to cook it as fast.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for what you do with this information. :lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 14, 2011, 06:07:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 05:15:10 PM
so I learned a new word today :) I always thought that "douche bag" was a shower cap or something
It can be.
True story: I actually spat beer over my french hostess when she explained to me where the shower was
Where was it?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 06:04:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 06:00:39 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 05:58:01 PM
Dok, it is fair to say that I never told you how much is some. True. But a whole pint? :vom: And then the fire, my god, I don't think I've seen a kitchen fire start out with a white and blue flame...
"Some".
And I don't know how it got that hot. One minute, I was backpedaling away from the spitting grease (note to self: Do not cook with grease if you have no shirt on), and the next it was "FWOOSH".
AND I replaced your skillet AND the ceiling, so I don't see why I can't have another chance.
You DID have another chance. We allowed you to try ramen under strict supervision. And then, well, you remember what happened.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, MISTER??
For those of you watching, Dok at some point this evening tried to cook sausage. I just got done with damage control.
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:lulz:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 03:50:14 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 06:04:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 06:00:39 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 05:58:01 PM
Dok, it is fair to say that I never told you how much is some. True. But a whole pint? :vom: And then the fire, my god, I don't think I've seen a kitchen fire start out with a white and blue flame...
"Some".
And I don't know how it got that hot. One minute, I was backpedaling away from the spitting grease (note to self: Do not cook with grease if you have no shirt on), and the next it was "FWOOSH".
AND I replaced your skillet AND the ceiling, so I don't see why I can't have another chance.
You DID have another chance. We allowed you to try ramen under strict supervision. And then, well, you remember what happened.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, MISTER??
For those of you watching, Dok at some point this evening tried to cook sausage. I just got done with damage control.
It's not my fault.
Then why have you locked yourself in the Jeep, and why was the sink on fire?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:22:40 AM
Then why have you locked yourself in the Jeep, and why was the sink on fire?
1. It's comfortable in here, and
2. I have no clue. Ask that fucking cat.
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz: He totally sold you out, man.
Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz: He totally sold you out, man.
Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again.
HAH! Stupid cat! That's not even the good stuff!
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:22:40 AM
Then why have you locked yourself in the Jeep, and why was the sink on fire?
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz: He totally sold you out, man.
Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again.
HAH! Stupid cat! That's not even the good stuff!
You can't stay out there all night, dude.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:22:40 AM
Then why have you locked yourself in the Jeep, and why was the sink on fire?
:potd:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 07:41:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz: He totally sold you out, man.
Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again.
HAH! Stupid cat! That's not even the good stuff!
You can't stay out there all night, dude.
BETCHA! I am a DESERT SURVIVOR! I will drink my own piss if I have to, and eat the bugs off the dashboard!
Holy shit, he's actually sleeping out in the Jeep. I shit you not.
:lulz:
Oh, Dok. :lulz:
I really need to see Tucson. Seriously.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2011, 07:58:18 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 07:41:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz: He totally sold you out, man.
Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again.
HAH! Stupid cat! That's not even the good stuff!
You can't stay out there all night, dude.
BETCHA! I am a DESERT SURVIVOR! I will drink my own piss if I have to, and eat the bugs off the dashboard!
Erm... I certainly do not question your ability to do so, but... After three or four... filterings... I question the bourban level in the piss. You might have to consider restocking.
He got in while I was still sleeping this morning.
Nurse Enabler gave him a surprise for setting the kitchen on fire again. :lulz:
And then the cat found his stash of cactus. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lulz:
This beat the time I used acetylene to get rid of mice. :lulz: :lulz:
Okay.
I'll ask.
How DID he ignite the sink?
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 17, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
I really need to see Tucson. Seriously.
No you don't. There's...aftereffects.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 18, 2011, 12:56:42 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 17, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
I really need to see Tucson. Seriously.
No you don't. There's...aftereffects.
I'm not worried. I'm the goddamn Sovereign Princess of Providence, just like Nigel is the Dark Empress of Portland. With Roger, we create the Bermuda Triangle of Weird™ in the United States. It'll be like all, ambassadorial and shit.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 18, 2011, 03:30:41 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 18, 2011, 12:56:42 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 17, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
I really need to see Tucson. Seriously.
No you don't. There's...aftereffects.
I'm not worried. I'm the goddamn Sovereign Princess of Providence, just like Nigel is the Dark Empress of Portland. With Roger, we create the Bermuda Triangle of Weird™ in the United States. It'll be like all, ambassadorial and shit.
It's an amazing experience. I have seriously never had a more intense experience in my life than my trip to and from Tucson, including my time spent there, and I have been road-tripping all the fuck over from British Columbia to Texas since I was 22.
Note that "intense" does not always = "good".
Fuck, I blame this thread and a half pitcher of kava tea for half of last night's dreams. I only remember bits and pieces, but there was a road trip through the desert. Scorpions the size of VW bugs. A big fucking cactus, with feet. There was a city, I assume my brain's interpretation of Tuscon, glowing red and an unhealthy green in the distance. Richter was driving. Dimo was, for some reason, strapped to the roof, but maybe the fact that he had the machine gun explains that... somebody armor plated Richter's car, so that was good...
I need a nap.
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 02:52:02 PM
Dimo was, for some reason, strapped to the roof, but maybe the fact that he had the machine gun explains that..
So he was sunroofing.
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 02:52:02 PM
Fuck, I blame this thread and a half pitcher of kava tea for half of last night's dreams. I only remember bits and pieces, but there was a road trip through the desert. Scorpions the size of VW bugs. A big fucking cactus, with feet. There was a city, I assume my brain's interpretation of Tuscon, glowing red and an unhealthy green in the distance. Richter was driving. Dimo was, for some reason, strapped to the roof, but maybe the fact that he had the machine gun explains that... somebody armor plated Richter's car, so that was good...
I need a nap.
A dream? If only, if only...
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 05:45:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 02:52:02 PM
Dimo was, for some reason, strapped to the roof, but maybe the fact that he had the machine gun explains that..
So he was sunroofing.
No sunroof, so he was strapped to the roof, belly down, firing at the scorpions and howling like a banshee. I suspect the yelling was about the fact that the metal of the roof was probably hotter than hell, and he, for some reason, was shirtless. I don't remember, but I expect he baked up there.
There was somebody in the back seat, but I can't remember who it was, now.
A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 09:22:05 PM
A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.
Truth. Straps aren't even necesary. Just guns, really.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 09:31:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 09:22:05 PM
A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.
Truth. Straps aren't even necesary. Just guns, really.
Richter was driving. Straps were, in fact, necessary. I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 10:48:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 09:31:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 09:22:05 PM
A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.
Truth. Straps aren't even necesary. Just guns, really.
Richter was driving. Straps were, in fact, necessary. I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?
Straps are for sissies and people who don't know how to have a good time. A lawn chair always worked fine for me.
And yes, you did. It isn't the big ones you have to worry about.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:23:31 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 10:48:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 09:31:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 09:22:05 PM
A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.
Truth. Straps aren't even necesary. Just guns, really.
Richter was driving. Straps were, in fact, necessary. I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?
Straps are for sissies and people who don't know how to have a good time. A lawn chair always worked fine for me.
And yes, you did. It isn't the big ones you have to worry about.
Don't look at me, tell my subconscious. I'm just reporting.
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 11:24:52 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:23:31 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 10:48:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 09:31:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 09:22:05 PM
A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.
Truth. Straps aren't even necesary. Just guns, really.
Richter was driving. Straps were, in fact, necessary. I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?
Straps are for sissies and people who don't know how to have a good time. A lawn chair always worked fine for me.
And yes, you did. It isn't the big ones you have to worry about.
Don't look at me, tell my subconscious. I'm just reporting.
:lulz:
But seriously, the smaller the scorpion (when fully grown), the better the bet is that they're more deadly.
For instance. Emperor Scorpions, big bastards the size of your hand not counting it's tail stinger thing, will just cause the area around a sting to blow up and get feverish. One of the ones that are the size of a finger are actually dangerous.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:28:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 11:24:52 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:23:31 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 10:48:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 09:31:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 09:22:05 PM
A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.
Truth. Straps aren't even necesary. Just guns, really.
Richter was driving. Straps were, in fact, necessary. I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?
Straps are for sissies and people who don't know how to have a good time. A lawn chair always worked fine for me.
And yes, you did. It isn't the big ones you have to worry about.
Don't look at me, tell my subconscious. I'm just reporting.
:lulz:
But seriously, the smaller the scorpion (when fully grown), the better the bet is that they're more deadly.
For instance. Emperor Scorpions, big bastards the size of your hand not counting it's tail stinger thing, will just cause the area around a sting to blow up and get feverish. One of the ones that are the size of a finger are actually dangerous.
I believe ya, we're blessedly free of any of the fuckers up here. I am happy about this. Hell, we've only got a couple different spiders you have to watch for.
It's always funny to me how many animals will fucking your shit out here. About half of them don't even eat people.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:39:51 PM
It's always funny to me how many animals will fucking your shit out here. About half of them don't even eat people.
Yah... Folks may bitch about how much nature we've got up here, but at least most of what we've got won't try to kill you.
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:39:51 PM
It's always funny to me how many animals will fucking your shit out here. About half of them don't even eat people.
Yah... Folks may bitch about how much nature we've got up here, but at least most of what we've got won't try to kill you.
Waste of nature, if you ask me. :lulz:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:39:51 PM
It's always funny to me how many animals will fucking your shit out here. About half of them don't even eat people.
Yah... Folks may bitch about how much nature we've got up here, but at least most of what we've got won't try to kill you.
Waste of nature, if you ask me. :lulz:
Sheer decadence.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 12:14:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:39:51 PM
It's always funny to me how many animals will fucking your shit out here. About half of them don't even eat people.
Yah... Folks may bitch about how much nature we've got up here, but at least most of what we've got won't try to kill you.
Waste of nature, if you ask me. :lulz:
Sheer decadence.
I'm in favor of decadence.
Quote from: Luna on July 23, 2011, 12:16:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 12:14:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:39:51 PM
It's always funny to me how many animals will fucking your shit out here. About half of them don't even eat people.
Yah... Folks may bitch about how much nature we've got up here, but at least most of what we've got won't try to kill you.
Waste of nature, if you ask me. :lulz:
Sheer decadence.
I'm in favor of decadence.
You are also a proven socialist. Your argument is invalid.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:18:43 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 23, 2011, 12:16:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 12:14:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:39:51 PM
It's always funny to me how many animals will fucking your shit out here. About half of them don't even eat people.
Yah... Folks may bitch about how much nature we've got up here, but at least most of what we've got won't try to kill you.
Waste of nature, if you ask me. :lulz:
Sheer decadence.
I'm in favor of decadence.
You are also a proven socialist. Your argument is invalid.
How does wanting to recline on silk pillows being fanned by muscular men while being fed peeled grapes make me a socialist?
Quote from: Luna on July 23, 2011, 12:22:46 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:18:43 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 23, 2011, 12:16:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 12:14:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:39:51 PM
It's always funny to me how many animals will fucking your shit out here. About half of them don't even eat people.
Yah... Folks may bitch about how much nature we've got up here, but at least most of what we've got won't try to kill you.
Waste of nature, if you ask me. :lulz:
Sheer decadence.
I'm in favor of decadence.
You are also a proven socialist. Your argument is invalid.
How does wanting to recline on silk pillows being fanned by muscular men while being fed peeled grapes make me a socialist?
Oh. In that case, you're a Roman Empirist Socialist. Probably a sparkly vampire, too.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:24:20 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 23, 2011, 12:22:46 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:18:43 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 23, 2011, 12:16:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 12:14:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:39:51 PM
It's always funny to me how many animals will fucking your shit out here. About half of them don't even eat people.
Yah... Folks may bitch about how much nature we've got up here, but at least most of what we've got won't try to kill you.
Waste of nature, if you ask me. :lulz:
Sheer decadence.
I'm in favor of decadence.
You are also a proven socialist. Your argument is invalid.
How does wanting to recline on silk pillows being fanned by muscular men while being fed peeled grapes make me a socialist?
Oh. In that case, you're a Roman Empirist Socialist. Probably a sparkly vampire, too.
No need to get nasty.
You're just jealous because, in a couple weeks, I may actually BE reclining on pillows, being fanned, fed peeled grapes, and, given that Tris is going, having my feet rubbed. :D Have I mentioned that I love my hobbies.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 14, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 14, 2011, 02:12:11 PM
Lysol, salt, soda...wasn't fucking vinegar invented yet? :horrormirth:
I dunno, though...might need some Lysol for that last girlfriend GIGGLES posted.
They were using vinegar, but vinegar smells like...vinegar. Lysol smells like CLEAN, and then SURPRISE ABORTION.
:lulz: