STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?
I HAVE THE BAGELS. YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE.
HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:03:16 AM
STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?
I HAVE THE BAGELS. YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE.
HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.
That wasn't the neighbor's dog.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:07:19 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:03:16 AM
STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?
I HAVE THE BAGELS. YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE.
HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.
That wasn't the neighbor's dog.
....
That cat is going to assassinate you, you know...
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:08:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:07:19 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:03:16 AM
STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?
I HAVE THE BAGELS. YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE.
HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.
That wasn't the neighbor's dog.
....
That cat is going to assassinate you, you know...
Not if I get it first. Little fucker shat in my boot. I fucking hate cats.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:11:07 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:08:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:07:19 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:03:16 AM
STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?
I HAVE THE BAGELS. YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE.
HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.
That wasn't the neighbor's dog.
....
That cat is going to assassinate you, you know...
Not if I get it first. Little fucker shat in my boot. I fucking hate cats.
I think he's frustrated that you've hidden your good booze, and he can't find it or get to it.
Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 12:15:12 AM
Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.
WHILE I'M AT IT, I'LL LEAVE A LITTLE CEDAR OUT FOR THE TERMITES!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:16:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 12:15:12 AM
Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.
WHILE I'M AT IT, I'LL LEAVE A LITTLE CEDAR OUT FOR THE TERMITES!
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:16:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 12:15:12 AM
Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.
WHILE I'M AT IT, I'LL LEAVE A LITTLE CEDAR OUT FOR THE TERMITES!
:lulz:
The cat is, unfortunately, very picky. He won't take the nameless bouron that the Meetrack sells, no, and if you try and give it to him, he'll walk away, maybe even do a cute cat thing. But the next day all your shoes are filled with poo and your face looks like someone took a weedwhacker to it.
It's this vv or bust.
(http://www.soupleys.com/files_uploaded/gentJack38TBEZDFlm.jpg)
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:23:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:16:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 12:15:12 AM
Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.
WHILE I'M AT IT, I'LL LEAVE A LITTLE CEDAR OUT FOR THE TERMITES!
:lulz:
The cat is, unfortunately, very picky. He won't take the nameless bouron that the Meetrack sells, no, and if you try and give it to him, he'll walk away, maybe even do a cute cat thing. But the next day all your shoes are filled with poo and your face looks like someone took a weedwhacker to it.
It's this vv or bust.
(http://www.soupleys.com/files_uploaded/gentJack38TBEZDFlm.jpg)
Well, it's a cat... it can't possibly drink THAT much bourbon in a day, right?
Ahhmmmm..... :lol:
I can't believe that Roger managed to attract an alcoholic, vindictive stray cat.
Oh wait. Tucson.
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 12:27:45 AM
I can't believe that Roger managed to attract an alcoholic, vindictive stray cat.
Oh wait. Tucson.
I hate that fucking thing. I see a pair of fuzzy slippers in its not-so-distant future.
WHO'S STYLING HIS BRAND NEW SHARP-LOOKIN' CAT SLIPPERS? COULD IT BE ROGER?
Hrm. I hope it's not this kind of cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80hQLpwVZo). That may be troubling. I hear they're difficult to get rid of.
That's some good air you just got with that kick. :horrormirth:
I do not approve, but it's not my cat, so...
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:33:28 AM
That's some good air you just got with that kick. :horrormirth:
I do not approve, but it's not my cat, so...
Um, you should have been looking closer. I didn't kick it.
Um.
On an unrelated note, we also need to pick up more spices.
Just saying.
:?
:eek:
:crankey:
MY SPICES!
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:38:15 AM
:eek:
:crankey:
MY SPICES!
It was just the one.
That fucking cat has to learn.
(How bad is a "savor gypsy pepper"?)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:40:07 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:38:15 AM
:eek:
:crankey:
MY SPICES!
It was just the one.
That fucking cat has to learn.
(How bad is a "savor gypsy pepper"?)
I DONT KNOW I JUST BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY! :argh!: How did you even manage to shove the whole thing up his ass, there were 14 oz.!? WAS THAT EVEN WHAT YOU DID??
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:42:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:40:07 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:38:15 AM
:eek:
:crankey:
MY SPICES!
It was just the one.
That fucking cat has to learn.
(How bad is a "savor gypsy pepper"?)
I DONT KNOW I JUST BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY! :argh!: How did you even manage to shove the whole thing up his ass, there were 14 oz.!? WAS THAT EVEN WHAT YOU DID??
No. That would be cruel.
...
Did you dare him to eat it? You know he can't turn down a dare! :argh!:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:47:41 AM
...
Did you dare him to eat it? You know he can't turn down a dare! :argh!:
(http://i.picasion.com/pic43/4dbd063a95e577b25cf3181e003dea14.gif)
Um...you two live together?
Yes, roommates.
Does the cat look like this one, perhaps?
(http://i.imgur.com/5cONu.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/WG6wT.gif)
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 09, 2011, 12:28:07 PM
Does the cat look like this one, perhaps?
(http://i.imgur.com/5cONu.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/WG6wT.gif)
I should be so lucky.
It's not even my cat.
Quote from: navkat on August 09, 2011, 06:23:06 AM
Um...you two live together?
I gave her one of the front bedrooms after she dumped the useless ex.
Interesting. When I finally do come visit you fuckers, I'll be sure to bring one of those waffle-helmets for seizure activity and topical pain ointment for my ass.
Quote from: navkat on August 10, 2011, 04:42:22 AM
Interesting. When I finally do come visit you fuckers, I'll be sure to bring one of those waffle-helmets for seizure activity and topical pain ointment for my ass.
Bring a silicon based lubricant.
Quote from: navkat on August 10, 2011, 04:42:22 AM
Interesting. When I finally do come visit you fuckers, I'll be sure to bring one of those waffle-helmets for seizure activity and topical pain ointment for my ass.
And that's just from the CAT.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 01:43:48 PM
It's not even my cat.
What are you talking about? It CLEARLY has the most feeling for you, if we're going by how much it hates. :lulz:
And anyway, when you don't hide your bourbon so good, he positively dotes on you.
DUE TO ROGERS AVATAR, HE IS FORGIVEN ALL SINS.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 10, 2011, 05:31:42 PM
DUE TO ROGERS AVATAR, HE IS FORGIVEN ALL SINS.
I thought you'd like that. :lulz: