ROGER

[Doktor Howl]

That's some good air you just got with that kick. 

I do not approve, but it's not my cat, so...

Um, you should have been looking closer.  I didn't kick it.

[Doktor Howl]

Um.

On an unrelated note, we also need to pick up more spices.

Just saying.

[Freeky]

 

[Freeky]

 






MY SPICES!

[Doktor Howl]

MY SPICES!

It was just the one.

That fucking cat has to learn.

(How bad is a "savor gypsy pepper"?)

[Freeky]

MY SPICES!

It was just the one.

That fucking cat has to learn.

(How bad is a "savor gypsy pepper"?)

I DONT KNOW I JUST BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY!    How did you even manage to shove the whole thing up his ass, there were 14 oz.!?  WAS THAT EVEN WHAT YOU DID?? 

[Doktor Howl]

MY SPICES!

It was just the one.

That fucking cat has to learn.

(How bad is a "savor gypsy pepper"?)

I DONT KNOW I JUST BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY!    How did you even manage to shove the whole thing up his ass, there were 14 oz.!?  WAS THAT EVEN WHAT YOU DID?? 

No.  That would be cruel.

[Freeky]

...




Did you dare him to eat it?  You know he can't turn down a dare!

[Doktor Howl]

...




Did you dare him to eat it?  You know he can't turn down a dare!

[navkat]

Um...you two live together?

[Freeky]

Yes, roommates.

[Triple Zero]

Does the cat look like this one, perhaps?

[Doktor Howl]

Does the cat look like this one, perhaps?

I should be so lucky.

It's not even my cat.

[Doktor Howl]

Um...you two live together?

I gave her one of the front bedrooms after she dumped the useless ex.

[navkat]

Interesting. When I finally do come visit you fuckers, I'll be sure to bring one of those waffle-helmets for seizure activity and topical pain ointment for my ass.