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Started by Freeky, August 09, 2011, 12:03:16 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:33:28 AM
That's some good air you just got with that kick.  :horrormirth:

I do not approve, but it's not my cat, so...

Um, you should have been looking closer.  I didn't kick it.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Um.

On an unrelated note, we also need to pick up more spices.

Just saying.
Molon Lube

Freeky


Freeky


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:38:15 AM
:eek:




:crankey:

MY SPICES!

It was just the one.

That fucking cat has to learn.

(How bad is a "savor gypsy pepper"?)
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:40:07 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:38:15 AM
:eek:




:crankey:

MY SPICES!

It was just the one.

That fucking cat has to learn.

(How bad is a "savor gypsy pepper"?)

I DONT KNOW I JUST BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY!  :argh!:  How did you even manage to shove the whole thing up his ass, there were 14 oz.!?  WAS THAT EVEN WHAT YOU DID?? 

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:42:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 12:40:07 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:38:15 AM
:eek:




:crankey:

MY SPICES!

It was just the one.

That fucking cat has to learn.

(How bad is a "savor gypsy pepper"?)

I DONT KNOW I JUST BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY!  :argh!:  How did you even manage to shove the whole thing up his ass, there were 14 oz.!?  WAS THAT EVEN WHAT YOU DID?? 

No.  That would be cruel.

Molon Lube

Freeky

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Did you dare him to eat it?  You know he can't turn down a dare! :argh!:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 09, 2011, 12:47:41 AM
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Did you dare him to eat it?  You know he can't turn down a dare! :argh!:

Molon Lube

navkat

Um...you two live together?

Freeky


Triple Zero

Does the cat look like this one, perhaps?

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 09, 2011, 12:28:07 PM
Does the cat look like this one, perhaps?



I should be so lucky.

It's not even my cat.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: navkat on August 09, 2011, 06:23:06 AM
Um...you two live together?

I gave her one of the front bedrooms after she dumped the useless ex.
Molon Lube

navkat

Interesting. When I finally do come visit you fuckers, I'll be sure to bring one of those waffle-helmets for seizure activity and topical pain ointment for my ass.