ASK ME ANYTHING.
AND I WILL SHIT ON YOU.
Is hope just around the corner?
Why don't people hate me?
Why do the people I know IRL hate me?
and
Who is driving car?
Why doesn't someone just walk up to me in the street and hand me a fucking minigun :x
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
Why do the people I know IRL hate me?
and
Who is driving car?
You are an Italian, so they think you're going to kill them with an icepick.
and
LMNO is driving car. Mr Chop & Mr Scratch are in back seat.
:owned3:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 07:46:19 PM
Why doesn't someone just walk up to me in the street and hand me a fucking minigun :x
People don't trust Scotsmen with anything more dangerous than Cheese Wiz.
Dok,
Would keep the Cheese Wiz away from you, come to think about it.
:owned3:
Does the poop come out of your neck?
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 24, 2011, 11:31:17 PM
Does the poop come out of your neck?
When all of my orifices are otherwise occupied, yes.
:owned3:
Do you serve the poop shaken or stirred?
Quote from: Eve Hill on August 25, 2011, 12:20:01 AM
Do you serve the poop shaken or stirred?
SHAKEN. IT'S LENA'S JOB TO STIR IT.
:owned3:
I for one am ashamed that a thread such as this exists on my internets. Children post here, for smurf's sake!
You should all be ashamed of yourselves for using such language and inuendos. I'ma go tell the admins!
What's the meaning of life?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 25, 2011, 02:48:05 AM
What's the meaning of life?
1. existence in physical world: the quality that makes living animals and plants different from dead organisms and inorganic matter.
2. living individual: a living being, especially a person, often used when referring to the number of people killed in an accident or a war
3. living things considered together: a group of living things, usually of a particular kind
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How do you resolve the paradox of the heap?
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 25, 2011, 02:53:41 AM
How do you resolve the paradox of the heap?
By flushing the toilet.
:owned3:
What is the secret of the universe?
How come it took me so long to realize things won't get done till I actually do them, and why is it still taking even longer for me to act on that realization? Why must I be coded by the same dumb ol' asshat DNA as the rest of my fleshbag brethren and sistren?
(http://i51.tinypic.com/353avbl.gif)
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 05:21:44 AM
What is the secret of the universe?
IT CHEATED ON ITS WIFE DURING THAT BUSINESS TRIP IN '06.
:owned3:
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 25, 2011, 05:48:59 AM
How come it took me so long to realize things won't get done till I actually do them, and why is it still taking even longer for me to act on that realization? Why must I be coded by the same dumb ol' asshat DNA as the rest of my fleshbag brethren and sistren?
(http://i51.tinypic.com/353avbl.gif)
:bob:
:owned3:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:52:30 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 05:21:44 AM
What is the secret of the universe?
IT CHEATED ON ITS WIFE DURING THAT BUSINESS TRIP IN '06.
:owned3:
That's all? Whew. I thought it was something to do with assrape.
Should I hold a bedpan over my head to catch every drop of your magnificent glory?
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?
Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?
Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the lotion on its skin?
Quote from: navkat on August 31, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 31, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?
Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the lotion on its skin?
Who put the babies in the Baby Lotion?
THANK YOU. That's what I've been saying.
And as for Baby oil? That's some sick shit!
Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand.
Stella
Is sick that way. :D
No idea. Dr Mengeles perhaps?
Ew.
That's where even I get off the joke train. :x
WOOO WOOOO CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2011, 01:52:46 PM
WOOO WOOOO CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 31, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 31, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?
Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the lotion on its skin?
Who put the babies in the Baby Lotion?
THANK YOU. That's what I've been saying.
And as for Baby oil? That's some sick shit!
First cold pressing, brah.
Quote from: navkat on September 04, 2011, 06:54:54 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 31, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 31, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?
Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the lotion on its skin?
Who put the babies in the Baby Lotion?
THANK YOU. That's what I've been saying.
And as for Baby oil? That's some sick shit!
First cold pressing, brah.
Extra Virgin Baby Oil?
I'd dress my salad in it.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 01, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2011, 01:52:46 PM
WOOO WOOOO CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/georgecarlin1.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: St. George
I am in no doubt that doktorhowl would take pleasure in shitting on my head.