ATTN: TGRR
First, you were dead when I got here. For that, fuck you. Seriously. How fucking DARE you rot in the goddamn ground while I was busy shitflinging with the board members, privy to only hints and echoes of the smiting I would have received were you still alive.
Unfortunately, I've allowed advice and rational heads talk me into softening my tone lately. That shit has begun to become boring, however. So, here I am poking your rotting brain with a stick, now that it shows signs of life. Or perhaps, signs of death.
You see, I am on to you. I figured you the fuck out. You are NOT the Great Reverend Roger of days gone, out to burn the eyes and minds of whatever unlucky primate stumbles across your pit of hell-inspired rage and torment. That motherfucker is still dead. I've been reading your tripe lately, and I just don't feel it. I had hoped, upon your underplayed rise from the grave, to witness the kind of boiling hatred and great and terrible wrath that those who were present to behold speak of, either in whispers or not at all. But I don't. You aren't the motherfucker you claim to be. YOU NEVER CAME BACK. You, sir, are a mother fucking ZOMBIE. And as you post your watered down flickers of mild angst, only barely tinged with the flavor of the towering temper you once had, I find myself offended by the lingering stench of your pretension.
So I've decided to wake you the fuck up. That's right, you sad little monster, I am going to pull a Dr. Frankenstein and pound you and shock you and jolt the living shit out of you, right here in this very thread, until your black little heart explodes in your chest, your wilted little moans turn into real screams of rage, and the verbal fucking killing spree begins.
Why would I do this? Why do I want to unleash the beast that once was? Because we fucking NEED you. The SCIENCE of Dok Howl is empty without the RAGE of TGRR helping to direct his experiments. The DISTURBING WIT and POINTED LOGIC of the Dark Empress flits around aimlessly without the FOCUSSED HATRED of TGRR bringing the tools and fools to the surface to concentrate on. I could go on, but in short, without the appalling horror that you bring to the table, THE MOTHER FUCKING GREYFACES MULTIPLY!
So, how to revive you. First, I invite you to watch this video as a primer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXDgFwE13g)
I believe it needs no comment.
Second, I send you to the blog of this guy. (http://markamerica.com) Why? He needs you. All over his blog he is BEGGING for the REAL TGRR to come and show him the light. The light of the flame. Give him what he so desperately is in need of.
What? You thought I'd start you off easy? Fuck you. I'm not about to link to some evangelist bullshit you've read a hundred times, some easy-to-defeat whiny bitch so you can munch on his brains with minimal effort.
That is a suggestion though. To save me a little effort. Why should I toss my own opinions at you? You know you can't refute those anyway, so go chew on that blog for awhile.
Lastly, in case the above is ineffective, I'm going to show you a mirror. If the sight of your own crumbling form goesn't galvanize you into a frothing terror, nothing will. What do I mean? Your pussy. Yes, you have one. I'm not sure if you did before, but somewhere down in that grave your body got knotted and twisted and beaten and now you are wearing a huge gaping pussy right on your mother fucking forehead. Yeah, I said it. I lurked your past posts. I saw the way you stalked around dragging your giant granite balls on the ground. What the fuck happened? This squeaky little zombie I see now is so QUIET. So CIRCUMSIZED. So.... proper. There is a goddamn fucking mass protest happening AND YOU NEVER FUCKING RANTED ABOUT IT. What the fuck? Maybe you haven't had time since you were dug up to look around, but you've missed some things. There's a guy pretending to be a wizard posting all over the board. Two old trolls have came and went. Apple talk is turning into I BOUGHT SHOES THE OTHER DAY AND THEY DONT FIT WOE IS ME. It's fucking called THE WEATHER CHANNEL FORUM. You were once the balance to this insanity. You helped bring the fucking CHAOS to the mundane. LOOK AT WHAT YOUR ABSENCE HAS DONE! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME! STAND THE FUCK UP AND RANT MOTHER FUCKER!!!
TL;DR: Welcome back, TGRR. Nice to finally meet you.
- trix,
didn't proofread this at all.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 01:40:12 AM
ATTN: TGRR
First, you were dead when I got here. For that, fuck you. Seriously. How fucking DARE you rot in the goddamn ground while I was busy shitflinging with the board members, privy to only hints and echoes of the smiting I would have received were you still alive.
Unfortunately, I've allowed advice and rational heads talk me into softening my tone lately. That shit has begun to become boring, however. So, here I am poking your rotting brain with a stick, now that it shows signs of life. Or perhaps, signs of death.
You see, I am on to you. I figured you the fuck out. You are NOT the Great Reverend Roger of days gone, out to burn the eyes and minds of whatever unlucky primate stumbles across your pit of hell-inspired rage and torment. That motherfucker is still dead. I've been reading your tripe lately, and I just don't feel it. I had hoped, upon your underplayed rise from the grave, to witness the kind of boiling hatred and great and terrible wrath that those who were present to behold speak of, either in whispers or not at all. But I don't. You aren't the motherfucker you claim to be. YOU NEVER CAME BACK. You, sir, are a mother fucking ZOMBIE. And as you post your watered down flickers of mild angst, only barely tinged with the flavor of the towering temper you once had, I find myself offended by the lingering stench of your pretension.
So I've decided to wake you the fuck up. That's right, you sad little monster, I am going to pull a Dr. Frankenstein and pound you and shock you and jolt the living shit out of you, right here in this very thread, until your black little heart explodes in your chest, your wilted little moans turn into real screams of rage, and the verbal fucking killing spree begins.
Why would I do this? Why do I want to unleash the beast that once was? Because we fucking NEED you. The SCIENCE of Dok Howl is empty without the RAGE of TGRR helping to direct his experiments. The DISTURBING WIT and POINTED LOGIC of the Dark Empress flits around aimlessly without the FOCUSSED HATRED of TGRR bringing the tools and fools to the surface to concentrate on. I could go on, but in short, without the appalling horror that you bring to the table, THE MOTHER FUCKING GREYFACES MULTIPLY!
So, how to revive you. First, I invite you to watch this video as a primer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXDgFwE13g)
I believe it needs no comment.
Second, I send you to the blog of this guy. (http://markamerica.com) Why? He needs you. All over his blog he is BEGGING for the REAL TGRR to come and show him the light. The light of the flame. Give him what he so desperately is in need of.
What? You thought I'd start you off easy? Fuck you. I'm not about to link to some evangelist bullshit you've read a hundred times, some easy-to-defeat whiny bitch so you can munch on his brains with minimal effort.
That is a suggestion though. To save me a little effort. Why should I toss my own opinions at you? You know you can't refute those anyway, so go chew on that blog for awhile.
Lastly, in case the above is ineffective, I'm going to show you a mirror. If the sight of your own crumbling form goesn't galvanize you into a frothing terror, nothing will. What do I mean? Your pussy. Yes, you have one. I'm not sure if you did before, but somewhere down in that grave your body got knotted and twisted and beaten and now you are wearing a huge gaping pussy right on your mother fucking forehead. Yeah, I said it. I lurked your past posts. I saw the way you stalked around dragging your giant granite balls on the ground. What the fuck happened? This squeaky little zombie I see now is so QUIET. So CIRCUMSIZED. So.... proper. There is a goddamn fucking mass protest happening AND YOU NEVER FUCKING RANTED ABOUT IT. What the fuck? Maybe you haven't had time since you were dug up to look around, but you've missed some things. There's a guy pretending to be a wizard posting all over the board. Two old trolls have came and went. Apple talk is turning into I BOUGHT SHOES THE OTHER DAY AND THEY DONT FIT WOE IS ME. It's fucking called THE WEATHER CHANNEL FORUM. You were once the balance to this insanity. You helped bring the fucking CHAOS to the mundane. LOOK AT WHAT YOUR ABSENCE HAS DONE! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME! STAND THE FUCK UP AND RANT MOTHER FUCKER!!!
TL;DR: Welcome back, TGRR. Nice to finally meet you.
- trix,
didn't proofread this at all.
Don't worry, Trix. TGRR was dead when I got here too. Problem is, he keeps coming back. Dok Howl and me can't keep the fucker in the ground. Personally, I think Fracture and Freeky get up to some shenanigans out there in Tucson that summon the old bastard.
ROGER EX MACHINA
This Is The Shit We Have To Put Up With Department
The fuck, seriously?
ANOTHER ONE?
Where are they getting the script?
:crankey:
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:30:00 PM
The fuck, seriously?
ANOTHER ONE?
Where are they getting the script?
:crankey:
It's cats cats
cats cats cats
back in the day it's
like cats cats cats
"I know! I'll distinguish myself from all the other asshole n00bs by taking on Roger!"
Seriously, way to get instantly written off. FFS.
I know what it takes
to make things worse
and I know what it takes
to put a cheesehead in a hearse
I'M ON CRACK!
:lord:
ZOMG IT'S TGRR
I THINK I WILL DISTINGUISH MYSELF FROM ALL OTHER INSECURE N00BS EVER BY CHALLENGING HIM AND TELLING HIS HE'S LOST HIS EDGE AND ISN'T THAT SPECIAL
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S HUMAN ANYWAY, RIGHT? SO INSULTING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS PERSONALITY ISN'T REALLY A TOTAL DICK MOVE.
"You're a pussy for not...attacking some blog or something!"
....said the pussy too lazy to get off his ass and do...whatever it is you're trying to do.
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 05:00:27 PM
ZOMG IT'S TGRR
I THINK I WILL DISTINGUISH MYSELF FROM ALL OTHER INSECURE N00BS EVER BY CHALLENGING HIM AND TELLING HIS HE'S LOST HIS EDGE AND ISN'T THAT SPECIAL
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S HUMAN ANYWAY, RIGHT? SO INSULTING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS PERSONALITY ISN'T REALLY A TOTAL DICK MOVE.
I exist only to live up to the expectations of random assholes on the internet. I mean, I've been back for a week, and I've posted twice in that time...And I still haven't topped the collected works of Clemmens, Mencken, and Thompson. It's like I don't
care, anymore. It's almost as if I stopped worrying about My Audience, and just started writing what and when I chose. Selfish of me, I know.
Trix should ask for his money back, because I gotta admit I'm not performing to spec. This would probably bother me, if it weren't some elaborate pitch for me to go dump on some dime-a-dozen Palintard blog, which will change precisely nothing except for yet another ban on yet another meaningless dead end on the interbutts sooper highway.
Needless to say, I feel terrible about this, but not terrible enough to do anything about it. For I am an old, washed-up zombie, and I really should warn Trix about trying to "make" me do
anything...But I can't be arsed to do so, and I'll just let the normal mayhem result.
(Edited for spelling.)
It does puzzle me, though, that I should be ranting about the mass protests.
Why would I rant at people for doing what I've always screamed at them for not doing (ie, getting off the couch)?
TGRR,
Honestly mystified.
It's really generous of Trix to deign to "wake you up" though. What a NICE guy.
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 05:19:24 PM
It's really generous of Trix to deign to "wake you up" though. What a NICE guy.
I only started doing this shit last week. It's nice to have an experienced hand show me the ropes. :)
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 01:40:12 AM
I've been reading your tripe lately, and I just don't feel it. I had hoped, upon your underplayed rise from the grave, to witness the kind of boiling hatred and great and terrible wrath that those who were present to behold speak of, either in whispers or not at all. But I don't. You aren't the motherfucker you claim to be. YOU NEVER CAME BACK. You, sir, are a mother fucking ZOMBIE. And as you post your watered down flickers of mild angst, only barely tinged with the flavor of the towering temper you once had, I find myself offended by the lingering stench of your pretension.
See, shit like this inspires me to greatness
1.
Kind of wondering what watered-down shit he's referring to, since I haven't posted any rants or essays until this morning.
1 Well, not really. It actually made me laugh a bit, and then write Trix off completely.
Also, he didn't put a quarter in the slot. How am I supposed to perform on demand if he doesn't put a quarter in the slot?
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:30:00 PM
The fuck, seriously?
ANOTHER ONE?
Where are they getting the script?
:crankey:
These comments would make more sense if this was my first post here.
untangle thy panties, I is just having a bit of fun.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 05:24:11 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 01:40:12 AM
I've been reading your tripe lately, and I just don't feel it. I had hoped, upon your underplayed rise from the grave, to witness the kind of boiling hatred and great and terrible wrath that those who were present to behold speak of, either in whispers or not at all. But I don't. You aren't the motherfucker you claim to be. YOU NEVER CAME BACK. You, sir, are a mother fucking ZOMBIE. And as you post your watered down flickers of mild angst, only barely tinged with the flavor of the towering temper you once had, I find myself offended by the lingering stench of your pretension.
See, shit like this inspires me to greatness1.
Kind of wondering what watered-down shit he's referring to, since I haven't posted any rants or essays until this morning.
1 Well, not really. It actually made me laugh a bit, and then write Trix off completely.
In a way, that's kind of what I mean. I would have thought that the legendary rantmaster coming back from the dead would have been followed by some of the epic rants that that horrible bastard is known for!
Anyway, it was just a humorous attempt at saying hello. Hence the TL;DR. Why so serious and defensive? ARE YOU BECOMING GREYFACE ON US?
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on November 02, 2011, 05:04:08 PM
"You're a pussy for not...attacking some blog or something!"
....said the pussy too lazy to get off his ass and do...whatever it is you're trying to do.
Aha, you almost,
almost got the joke!
Quote from: trix
... to save me the effort..
Perhaps this would work better if there was a tongue-in-cheek emote?
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:39:29 PM
In a way, that's kind of what I mean. I would have thought that the legendary rantmaster coming back from the dead would have been followed by some of the epic rants that that horrible bastard is known for!
Anyway, it was just a humorous attempt at saying hello. Hence the TL;DR. Why so serious and defensive? ARE YOU BECOMING GREYFACE ON US?
Well, obviously, the thing to do over the week of vacation I just finished would be to plunk down at a computer and dance like a monkey for you...instead of swilling booze, causing a ruckus downtown, terrorizing golfers and Calvinists, and getting my freak on with Enabler a few times each day.
How silly of me. How horribly greyface.
And I'm not being serious and defensive, though I realize it may seem that way due to the truncated form of communication (the internet), and your own attitude.
No, I'm laughing at you, boy.
Like this ---> :lulz:
Oh, flat joke falls flat. Obviously, it is because our sense of humor is lacking.
:roll:
NO REALLY, IT'S NOT YOU IT'S EVERYONE ELSE.
I mentioned myself as a noob in the post, and chose TGRR as a target, knowing from lurking that so many noobs do so it's become a meme. Not just lurking, I was one of those noobs who started with a more serious and grayfaced attack upon TGRR, not knowing he was dead. If you care to remember, I was expertly beaten senseless for my trouble.
I really figured you guys would see the joke, appreciate the meme, note the delivery, hopefully chuckle at the silliness of it, and move on. And just in case the intent was a bit subtle, I included the TL;DR to make the intent more clear.
I just felt the legendary TGRR could use a formal welcome back. I rather hoped he'd play along.
If you don't find it funny. Well, I tried. I did warn you of my lack of wit, did I not?
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 05:47:24 PM
NO REALLY, IT'S NOT YOU IT'S EVERYONE ELSE.
He forgot to put a quarter in the slot. If he did that, this scratchy voice recording comes on like the big rusty metal heads at Coney Island, and all manner of hate shits out. Sometimes it sticks, though, and repeats itself. Forever.
Caveat emptor, and all that good shit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 05:12:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 05:00:27 PM
ZOMG IT'S TGRR
I THINK I WILL DISTINGUISH MYSELF FROM ALL OTHER INSECURE N00BS EVER BY CHALLENGING HIM AND TELLING HIS HE'S LOST HIS EDGE AND ISN'T THAT SPECIAL
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S HUMAN ANYWAY, RIGHT? SO INSULTING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS PERSONALITY ISN'T REALLY A TOTAL DICK MOVE.
Trix should ask for his money back, because I gotta admit I'm not performing to spec. This would probably bother me, if it weren't some elaborate pitch for me to go dump on some dime-a-dozen Palintard blog, which will change precisely nothing except for yet another ban on yet another meaningless dead end on the interbutts sooper highway.
Aside from the laughable "go do this thing that I can't be bothered to do", that's the kicker.
Clearly trolling a blog about some lady who's less relevant than ever will cause this man to have an epiphany and go on a crusade to singlehandedly save America. He certainly won't react like any other human being who has their beliefs mocked. He's just sitting there waiting to be saved.
Also, what Nigel said right above Roger's quote. Clearly someone with a strong personality who speaks their mind doesn't have feelings.
No, not trying to build any bandwagons here (since that's ALWAYS what it is when someone speaks in another's defense), but every so often the stupid I see around me starts to build up and I have to spew it somewhere. I mean what I say, but just not implying that Roger needs my defense, or that trix is worth it
Ugh, you guys always get me to break character and get all defensive.
I really gotta stop falling for that.
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on November 02, 2011, 05:49:56 PM
Also, what Nigel said right above Roger's quote. Clearly someone with a strong personality who speaks their mind doesn't have feelings.
Of course not. I'm a Barbie Girl™, in a Barbie World™. I exist solely to amuse people with cute angry rants and look damn sexy doing it.
COME ON BARBIE, LET'S GO BARBIE!
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:51:29 PM
Ugh, you guys always get me to break character and get all defensive.
I really gotta stop falling for that.
Like I said, you gotta put a quarter in the slot.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:48:52 PM
I mentioned myself as a noob in the post, and chose TGRR as a target, knowing from lurking that so many noobs do so it's become a meme. Not just lurking, I was one of those noobs who started with a more serious and grayfaced attack upon TGRR, not knowing he was dead. If you care to remember, I was expertly beaten senseless for my trouble.
I really figured you guys would see the joke, appreciate the meme, note the delivery, hopefully chuckle at the silliness of it, and move on. And just in case the intent was a bit subtle, I included the TL;DR to make the intent more clear.
I just felt the legendary TGRR could use a formal welcome back. I rather hoped he'd play along.
If you don't find it funny. Well, I tried. I did warn you of my lack of wit, did I not?
YES IT IS TOTALLY OUR NOT GETTING THE JOKE, AND NOT AT ALL THE COMPLETE FAILURE OF THE DELIVERY.
PRO TIP: IT GENERALLY REQUIRES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PRE-EXISTING FAMILIARITY TO MAKE IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO BUST SOMEONE'S BALLS WITHOUT OFFENSE.
IF THIS SEEMS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DON'T HAVE AUTISM.
Hi Barbie Hi Ken! Do you wanna go for a ride? Sure Ken! Jump In...
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 05:53:35 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:48:52 PM
I mentioned myself as a noob in the post, and chose TGRR as a target, knowing from lurking that so many noobs do so it's become a meme. Not just lurking, I was one of those noobs who started with a more serious and grayfaced attack upon TGRR, not knowing he was dead. If you care to remember, I was expertly beaten senseless for my trouble.
I really figured you guys would see the joke, appreciate the meme, note the delivery, hopefully chuckle at the silliness of it, and move on. And just in case the intent was a bit subtle, I included the TL;DR to make the intent more clear.
I just felt the legendary TGRR could use a formal welcome back. I rather hoped he'd play along.
If you don't find it funny. Well, I tried. I did warn you of my lack of wit, did I not?
YES IT IS TOTALLY OUR NOT GETTING THE JOKE, AND NOT AT ALL THE COMPLETE FAILURE OF THE DELIVERY.
PRO TIP: IT GENERALLY REQUIRES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PRE-EXISTING FAMILIARITY TO MAKE IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO BUST SOMEONE'S BALLS WITHOUT OFFENSE.
IF THIS SEEMS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DON'T HAVE AUTISM.
I admitted the failure of delivery. Read that last part again please.
As for familiarity, well, I thought I had that by
now. Ok ok, perhaps I misjudged the amount required. I spend too many hours every day reading this board, for months, so I can see how I probably feel more familiar with you lot than you lot feel with me. My bad.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 05:53:31 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:51:29 PM
Ugh, you guys always get me to break character and get all defensive.
I really gotta stop falling for that.
Like I said, you gotta put a quarter in the slot.
<Inserts a quarter>
I love how for some reason we're all supposed to remember Trix's past posts. :lol: I don't even remember my own posts beyond yesterday, if that. And I'm WAY more interesting than whoever the hell that noob is.
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 05:59:32 PM
I love how for some reason we're all supposed to remember Trix's past posts. :lol: I don't even remember my own posts beyond yesterday, if that. And I'm WAY more interesting than whoever the hell that noob is.
LIFE IN PLASTIC
IT'S FANTASTIC
COME ON BARBIE, LET'S GO BARBIE
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:59:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 05:53:35 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:48:52 PM
I mentioned myself as a noob in the post, and chose TGRR as a target, knowing from lurking that so many noobs do so it's become a meme. Not just lurking, I was one of those noobs who started with a more serious and grayfaced attack upon TGRR, not knowing he was dead. If you care to remember, I was expertly beaten senseless for my trouble.
I really figured you guys would see the joke, appreciate the meme, note the delivery, hopefully chuckle at the silliness of it, and move on. And just in case the intent was a bit subtle, I included the TL;DR to make the intent more clear.
I just felt the legendary TGRR could use a formal welcome back. I rather hoped he'd play along.
If you don't find it funny. Well, I tried. I did warn you of my lack of wit, did I not?
YES IT IS TOTALLY OUR NOT GETTING THE JOKE, AND NOT AT ALL THE COMPLETE FAILURE OF THE DELIVERY.
PRO TIP: IT GENERALLY REQUIRES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PRE-EXISTING FAMILIARITY TO MAKE IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO BUST SOMEONE'S BALLS WITHOUT OFFENSE.
IF THIS SEEMS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DON'T HAVE AUTISM.
I admitted the failure of delivery. Read that last part again please.
As for familiarity, well, I thought I had that by now. Ok ok, perhaps I misjudged the amount required. I spend too many hours every day reading this board, for months, so I can see how I probably feel more familiar with you lot than you lot feel with me. My bad.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 05:53:31 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:51:29 PM
Ugh, you guys always get me to break character and get all defensive.
I really gotta stop falling for that.
Like I said, you gotta put a quarter in the slot.
<Inserts a quarter>
Uh
Do you have friends IRL AT ALL???
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 06:00:40 PM
Do you have friends IRL AT ALL???
Does my stuffed penguin count?
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:59:29 PM
<Inserts a quarter>
For a make-believe quarter, you can make believe I ranted.
CASH
ON
THE
BARRELHEAD
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:02:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 06:00:40 PM
Do you have friends IRL AT ALL???
Does my stuffed penguin count?
Okay, we're at "stage 3" of a Trix thread.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:02:33 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:59:29 PM
<Inserts a quarter>
For a make-believe quarter, you can make believe I ranted.
CASH
ON
THE
BARRELHEAD
If I post a picture of a quarter, may I have a picture of a rant?
Dear Trix:
Not being a dick would help.
Sincerely,
Nigel
:lulz:
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:03:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:02:33 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:59:29 PM
<Inserts a quarter>
For a make-believe quarter, you can make believe I ranted.
CASH
ON
THE
BARRELHEAD
If I post a picture of a quarter, may I have a picture of a rant?
Nope. You're really not getting the message here.
Should I type slower, or something? I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.
Or Payne can do it, if he's inclined.
I mean, I have nothing going on at the moment. I can explain everything, if you like.
But maybe you better ask Payne.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:03:12 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:02:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 06:00:40 PM
Do you have friends IRL AT ALL???
Does my stuffed penguin count?
Okay, we're at "stage 3" of a Trix thread.
See? I'm getting famous already!
Besides, that question doesn't require a serious answer. The two of you likely spend more time reading and writing here than I do, DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS!? Two to four hours daily, with some random vacations when RL gets too busy for leisure reading, for however long since I've discovered the place. Yeah, I must be a friendless loser.
Besides, I really do have a stuffed penguin. His name is Tux.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
Nope. You're really not getting the message here.
Should I type slower, or something? I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.
Oh I got it the first time. I just like to play.
Don't you?
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:08:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:03:12 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:02:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 06:00:40 PM
Do you have friends IRL AT ALL???
Does my stuffed penguin count?
Okay, we're at "stage 3" of a Trix thread.
See? I'm getting famous already!
Besides, that question doesn't require a serious answer. The two of you likely spend more time reading and writing here than I do, DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS!? Two to four hours daily, with some random vacations when RL gets too busy for leisure reading, for however long since I've discovered the place. Yeah, I must be a friendless loser.
Besides, I really do have a stuffed penguin. His name is Tux.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
Nope. You're really not getting the message here.
Should I type slower, or something? I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.
Oh I got it the first time. I just like to play.
Don't you?
Nope. I'm a washed-up old zombie, remember? We don't play. Mostly, we stand around groaning.
We also can't climb ladders, for what it's worth.
Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.
:lulz:
It got buried by my whole one thread!? Wow, this thread must take up a LOT of space in the thread list!
Look, I apologize if my OP offended you, I had hoped the TL;DR made it clear that the intention was a bit of lulz and a hello. I can put some words together on paper (or, you know, on forum) but making them funny is something I'm still working on. If it hurts you to read my tripe while I'm finding my style or whatever, feel free to pass my threads right over in the future. Or, you know, turn them into this; that works too.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:02:33 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 05:59:29 PM
<Inserts a quarter>
For a make-believe quarter, you can make believe I ranted.
CASH
ON
THE
BARRELHEAD
And, somewhat more importantly, it doesnt go in that slot.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:07:50 PM
Or Payne can do it, if he's inclined.
I mean, I have nothing going on at the moment. I can explain everything, if you like.
But maybe you better ask Payne.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:08:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
Nope. You're really not getting the message here.
Should I type slower, or something? I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.
Oh I got it the first time. I just like to play.
Don't you?
Where Truth
TM is offered, both boldly and in parable, you insist on the binary.
Your play is the pre-masturbatory smearing shit on the walls kind. It is regressive to the point of "devolution" and not the fun kind.
You have forgotten that The Good Reverend Roger and Doktor Howl are not the entertainment, they are not the message. They are the medium. Try shouting at American Idol to change the result. I dare you.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:18:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.
:lulz:
It got buried by my whole one thread!? Wow, this thread must take up a LOT of space in the thread list!
Look, I apologize if my OP offended you, I had hoped the TL;DR made it clear that the intention was a bit of lulz and a hello. I can put some words together on paper (or, you know, on forum) but making them funny is something I'm still working on. If it hurts you to read my tripe while I'm finding my style or whatever, feel free to pass my threads right over in the future. Or, you know, turn them into this; that works too.
You are not the entertainment, either.
You are the shitty support act to the shitty support act to the band everyone kinda hopes to see at least once and then regret ever doing so when they actually do.
Quote from: The Payne on November 02, 2011, 06:25:07 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:18:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.
:lulz:
It got buried by my whole one thread!? Wow, this thread must take up a LOT of space in the thread list!
Look, I apologize if my OP offended you, I had hoped the TL;DR made it clear that the intention was a bit of lulz and a hello. I can put some words together on paper (or, you know, on forum) but making them funny is something I'm still working on. If it hurts you to read my tripe while I'm finding my style or whatever, feel free to pass my threads right over in the future. Or, you know, turn them into this; that works too.
You are not the entertainment, either.
You are the shitty support act to the shitty support act to the band everyone kinda hopes to see at least once and then regret ever doing so when they actually do.
So, he's the Gary Numan of PD?
Quote from: The Payne on November 02, 2011, 06:23:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:07:50 PM
Or Payne can do it, if he's inclined.
I mean, I have nothing going on at the moment. I can explain everything, if you like.
But maybe you better ask Payne.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:08:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
Nope. You're really not getting the message here.
Should I type slower, or something? I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.
Oh I got it the first time. I just like to play.
Don't you?
Where TruthTM is offered, both boldly and in parable, you insist on the binary.
Your play is the pre-masturbatory smearing shit on the walls kind. It is regressive to the point of "devolution" and not the fun kind.
You have forgotten that The Good Reverend Roger and Doktor Howl are not the entertainment, they are not the message. They are the medium. Try shouting at American Idol to change the result. I dare you.
Thank you for spelling it out for me. I thought I had indeed gotten the message, but it took this post of yours, grabbing my head, pointing it in the right direction, and screaming LOOK, DAMNIT! for me to finally understand the response my OP generated.
I think I got it now; TGRR and the rest are standing on a cliff taking a good long piss on the monkey world, and in my attempt to join in, I stood behind them and pissed all over their shoes. Something like that?
I'm sorry guys. I truly did not understand my mistake. It was difficult for me to grasp, because
I thought I did understand and was being block-headed.
I shall endeavor to improve my aim in the future.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:26:49 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 02, 2011, 06:25:07 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:18:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.
:lulz:
It got buried by my whole one thread!? Wow, this thread must take up a LOT of space in the thread list!
Look, I apologize if my OP offended you, I had hoped the TL;DR made it clear that the intention was a bit of lulz and a hello. I can put some words together on paper (or, you know, on forum) but making them funny is something I'm still working on. If it hurts you to read my tripe while I'm finding my style or whatever, feel free to pass my threads right over in the future. Or, you know, turn them into this; that works too.
You are not the entertainment, either.
You are the shitty support act to the shitty support act to the band everyone kinda hopes to see at least once and then regret ever doing so when they actually do.
So, he's the Gary Numan of PD?
Yes.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:29:53 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 02, 2011, 06:23:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:07:50 PM
Or Payne can do it, if he's inclined.
I mean, I have nothing going on at the moment. I can explain everything, if you like.
But maybe you better ask Payne.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:08:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
Nope. You're really not getting the message here.
Should I type slower, or something? I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.
Oh I got it the first time. I just like to play.
Don't you?
Where TruthTM is offered, both boldly and in parable, you insist on the binary.
Your play is the pre-masturbatory smearing shit on the walls kind. It is regressive to the point of "devolution" and not the fun kind.
You have forgotten that The Good Reverend Roger and Doktor Howl are not the entertainment, they are not the message. They are the medium. Try shouting at American Idol to change the result. I dare you.
Thank you for spelling it out for me. I thought I had indeed gotten the message, but it took this post of yours, grabbing my head, pointing it in the right direction, and screaming LOOK, DAMNIT! for me to finally understand the response my OP generated.
I think I got it now; TGRR and the rest are standing on a cliff taking a good long piss on the monkey world, and in my attempt to join in, I stood behind them and pissed all over their shoes. Something like that?
I'm sorry guys. I truly did not understand my mistake. It was difficult for me to grasp, because I thought I did understand and was being block-headed.
I shall endeavor to improve my aim in the future.
Nope, it's that you decided to try and piss back up the cliff from the monkey world.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:18:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.
:lulz:
It got buried by my whole one thread!? Wow, this thread must take up a LOT of space in the thread list!
Look, I apologize if my OP offended you, I had hoped the TL;DR made it clear that the intention was a bit of lulz and a hello. I can put some words together on paper (or, you know, on forum) but making them funny is something I'm still working on. If it hurts you to read my tripe while I'm finding my style or whatever, feel free to pass my threads right over in the future. Or, you know, turn them into this; that works too.
Oh my god just shut up nobody cares and you are embarrassing yourself.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:29:53 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 02, 2011, 06:23:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:07:50 PM
Or Payne can do it, if he's inclined.
I mean, I have nothing going on at the moment. I can explain everything, if you like.
But maybe you better ask Payne.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 06:08:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
Nope. You're really not getting the message here.
Should I type slower, or something? I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.
Oh I got it the first time. I just like to play.
Don't you?
Where TruthTM is offered, both boldly and in parable, you insist on the binary.
Your play is the pre-masturbatory smearing shit on the walls kind. It is regressive to the point of "devolution" and not the fun kind.
You have forgotten that The Good Reverend Roger and Doktor Howl are not the entertainment, they are not the message. They are the medium. Try shouting at American Idol to change the result. I dare you.
Thank you for spelling it out for me. I thought I had indeed gotten the message, but it took this post of yours, grabbing my head, pointing it in the right direction, and screaming LOOK, DAMNIT! for me to finally understand the response my OP generated.
I think I got it now; TGRR and the rest are standing on a cliff taking a good long piss on the monkey world, and in my attempt to join in, I stood behind them and pissed all over their shoes. Something like that?
I'm sorry guys. I truly did not understand my mistake. It was difficult for me to grasp, because I thought I did understand and was being block-headed.
I shall endeavor to improve my aim in the future.
Dude, no. Your problem is that YOU ARE A FUCKING SYCOPHANT. Just like everyone else who takes a swing at anyone who they perceive as being "important". Stop trying to define yourself in relationship to other people who have made an impact, and instead, maybe try making an impact yourself. FFS.
trix. That your career on PD has come to this will, I am sure, have come as a surprise to many, not least your erstwhile smug and, as it turns out, disastrously complacent self. However, to those with a more rounded experience of your methods and morality, both the beneficiaries and the victims of your self-righteous and self-appointed crusading, it will remain a source of bed-wetting astonishment that it has taken so long for the hive mind to bring themselves to bear upon your arrogant and devious person.
You are, in the well-chosen words of our resident hate-shitters in describing your ilk, an unreconstructed wanker. To that one might add that you have infinitely more to say for yourself than your knowledge or experience could possibly justify, and that I have seldom found myself passing judgement on someone so evidently lacking the benefits of a damn good kicking.
You have thrust upon us your ill-informed, half-baked, out-dated and, frankly, paranoid theories for a tiresome number of posts now, and the wonder of it is that anyone continued to listen long enough for you to persist with the behaviour that has ultimately led to your downfall. I would remind you, trix, that paranoia is often merely the flipside of egotism: both deludedly imagine the world to revolve around oneself.
While your n00bish exploits have occasionally enjoyed vindication in the past, it should be evident to anyone remotely cognisant with the facts that your roles in certain notorious events have been grossly exaggerated by both posterity - which is often inexplicably kind to the self-aggrandising - and by your own indulgently biased accounts. No doubt you like to depict yourself as a thorn in the flesh of the establishment, but closer to the truth would be to say that you are merely an irritant, and that the subsequent rashes are far more the result of your unwanted presence than of any defect on the part of those you choose to infect.
In the case of someone so self-absorbed, it is perhaps plausible that certain developments may have escaped your notice; to wit, the inexorable evolution of this forums posts and the irrefutable testimony of the hive mind, which states, if you would take note, you are not welcome any more. Once upon a time, you found and to your credit exposed corruption and conspiracy among those of whom we expected better. Your problem, it strikes me, was that you did not know what to be about next. You have continued to seek out such nefariousness, but where you have not found it you have instead imagined it - and more insidiously, implied it. If I were you, I might wish to consider whether a man who finds corruption in every place he looks might perhaps be seeing the reflection of what lies within himself.
In the instance that has brought you before me, you arrogantly pitted yourself against an organisation far more august and enduring than the windmills at which you had tilted before; and though you were but a mosquito attacking an elephant, it cannot be ignored that this mosquito wished the elephant harm, and its bite may have done so had it not been swatted.
In short, trix, there is no place for you here in the future. This is a new Discordia, a new forum, with new standards and a new morality. I must not allow it or its institutions - nascent and ancient alike - to be disparaged and prejudiced by the diseased mind of a wee shite like you. For this reason, I order that you be taken from this board, henceforth to a place of confinement, there to dwell in perpetual fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.
Quote from: The Payne on November 02, 2011, 06:45:09 PM
trix. That your career on PD has come to this will, I am sure, have come as a surprise to many, not least your erstwhile smug and, as it turns out, disastrously complacent self. However, to those with a more rounded experience of your methods and morality, both the beneficiaries and the victims of your self-righteous and self-appointed crusading, it will remain a source of bed-wetting astonishment that it has taken so long for the hive mind to bring themselves to bear upon your arrogant and devious person.
You are, in the well-chosen words of our resident hate-shitters in describing your ilk, an unreconstructed wanker. To that one might add that you have infinitely more to say for yourself than your knowledge or experience could possibly justify, and that I have seldom found myself passing judgement on someone so evidently lacking the benefits of a damn good kicking.
You have thrust upon us your ill-informed, half-baked, out-dated and, frankly, paranoid theories for a tiresome number of posts now, and the wonder of it is that anyone continued to listen long enough for you to persist with the behaviour that has ultimately led to your downfall. I would remind you, trix, that paranoia is often merely the flipside of egotism: both deludedly imagine the world to revolve around oneself.
While your n00bish exploits have occasionally enjoyed vindication in the past, it should be evident to anyone remotely cognisant with the facts that your roles in certain notorious events have been grossly exaggerated by both posterity - which is often inexplicably kind to the self-aggrandising - and by your own indulgently biased accounts. No doubt you like to depict yourself as a thorn in the flesh of the establishment, but closer to the truth would be to say that you are merely an irritant, and that the subsequent rashes are far more the result of your unwanted presence than of any defect on the part of those you choose to infect.
In the case of someone so self-absorbed, it is perhaps plausible that certain developments may have escaped your notice; to wit, the inexorable evolution of this forums posts and the irrefutable testimony of the hive mind, which states, if you would take note, you are not welcome any more. Once upon a time, you found and to your credit exposed corruption and conspiracy among those of whom we expected better. Your problem, it strikes me, was that you did not know what to be about next. You have continued to seek out such nefariousness, but where you have not found it you have instead imagined it - and more insidiously, implied it. If I were you, I might wish to consider whether a man who finds corruption in every place he looks might perhaps be seeing the reflection of what lies within himself.
In the instance that has brought you before me, you arrogantly pitted yourself against an organisation far more august and enduring than the windmills at which you had tilted before; and though you were but a mosquito attacking an elephant, it cannot be ignored that this mosquito wished the elephant harm, and its bite may have done so had it not been swatted.
In short, trix, there is no place for you here in the future. This is a new Discordia, a new forum, with new standards and a new morality. I must not allow it or its institutions - nascent and ancient alike - to be disparaged and prejudiced by the diseased mind of a wee shite like you. For this reason, I order that you be taken from this board, henceforth to a place of confinement, there to dwell in perpetual fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.
Saving for future use.
Trix should feel honored. Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.
Pissing metaphors aside, the OP was a goddamn joke, though it fell flat, and the intention was nothing more to say "Hello and welcome back you Horrible Bastard." By now I'm sure I've made this clear. I guess what I don't understand is why you choose to gloss right over the intent, once it has been clarified, in favor of trying to saddle me with some ulterior motive or grander scheme of grandstanding?
So you know what? I'm done defending myself. I don't care that my lack of wit made the joke fall flat. The flattest joke in the world is still a fucking joke. And fuck you if you can't take a joke. Laugh or do not laugh, but if you want to go all grayfaced you can kiss my ass. I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want to, whenever the fuck I want to. If you can't take it, boo fucking hoo, welcome to discord.
@Payne
:lulz: LOVE the ultimate flamewar. Took me a minute to realize where I heard that before.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:23:33 PM
Pissing metaphors aside, the OP was a goddamn joke, though it fell flat, and the intention was nothing more to say "Hello and welcome back you Horrible Bastard." By now I'm sure I've made this clear. I guess what I don't understand is why you choose to gloss right over the intent, once it has been clarified, in favor of trying to saddle me with some ulterior motive or grander scheme of grandstanding?
So you know what? I'm done defending myself. I don't care that my lack of wit made the joke fall flat. The flattest joke in the world is still a fucking joke. And fuck you if you can't take a joke. Laugh or do not laugh, but if you want to go all grayfaced you can kiss my ass. I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want to, whenever the fuck I want to. If you can't take it, boo fucking hoo, welcome to discord.
@Payne
:lulz: LOVE the ultimate flamewar. Took me a minute to realize where I heard that before.
This greyface thing...I do not think it means what you think it means.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 07:23:08 PM
Trix should feel honored. Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.
lol, I found the reference humorous. Honored? Nah, copypaste with a bit of editing isn't exactly going way out of the way just for little ol' me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 07:24:34 PM
This greyface thing...I do not think it means what you think it means.
It's not exactly difficult to define. I posted a joke, some motherfuckers got all
serious about it. Sounds like greyface to me.
I was not talking about you, however. You haven't gone greyface at it, and seem to have retained your humor.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:28:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 07:23:08 PM
Trix should feel honored. Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.
lol, I found the reference humorous. Honored? Nah, copypaste with a bit of editing isn't exactly going way out of the way just for little ol' me.
:facepalm:
Never mind.
Leaving this thread, now. Good day.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:23:33 PM
Pissing metaphors aside, the OP was a goddamn joke, though it fell flat, and the intention was nothing more to say "Hello and welcome back you Horrible Bastard." By now I'm sure I've made this clear. I guess what I don't understand is why you choose to gloss right over the intent, once it has been clarified, in favor of trying to saddle me with some ulterior motive or grander scheme of grandstanding?
So you know what? I'm done defending myself. I don't care that my lack of wit made the joke fall flat. The flattest joke in the world is still a fucking joke. And fuck you if you can't take a joke. Laugh or do not laugh, but if you want to go all grayfaced you can kiss my ass. I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want to, whenever the fuck I want to. If you can't take it, boo fucking hoo, welcome to discord.
@Payne
:lulz: LOVE the ultimate flamewar. Took me a minute to realize where I heard that before.
That you have heard it before is exactly the point.
HIT. NAIL. HEAD.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:28:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 07:23:08 PM
Trix should feel honored. Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.
lol, I found the reference humorous. Honored? Nah, copypaste with a bit of editing isn't exactly going way out of the way just for little ol' me.
Yup, you're getting it.
Pity you'll forget it by the next time you try this shit.
This copypasta is copypasta, but it used sparingly and in specific circumstances.
I'm guessing I'm missing something.
I tend to multitask on the computer, and today's project is trying to fix the wifi kernel module on my gentoo laptop, and it's being a pain. So, I apologize that my divided attention seems to have caused me to miss something obvious.
Either way, hasta luego senor Roger.
(spends time on google)
OHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha.
Yup, I think I got it now. I saw the copypasta in use and not the original iteration by cainad, so I failed to recognize it's relevance.
Some of you fuckers are just too good at effortless trolling! :argh!:
That's my thing though. If I'm going to dance, and by now it's clear that I am always down to do the monkey dance, I'm going to put the effort in. Even if nobody else will.
:monkeydance:
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:42:29 PM
I'm guessing I'm missing something.
I tend to multitask on the computer, and today's project is trying to fix the wifi kernel module on my gentoo laptop, and it's being a pain. So, I apologize that my divided attention seems to have caused me to miss something obvious.
Either way, hasta luego senor Roger.
(spends time on google)
OHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha.
Yup, I think I got it now. I saw the copypasta in use and not the original iteration by cainad, so I failed to recognize it's relevance.
Some of you fuckers are just too good at trolling! :argh!:
Original iteration? Cainad?
The Paynite Phillipic
TM began with me. And Christopher Brookmyre to be sure, but he pre-emptively plagarised me and you can't prove otherwise.
Quote from: The Payne on November 02, 2011, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:42:29 PM
I'm guessing I'm missing something.
I tend to multitask on the computer, and today's project is trying to fix the wifi kernel module on my gentoo laptop, and it's being a pain. So, I apologize that my divided attention seems to have caused me to miss something obvious.
Either way, hasta luego senor Roger.
(spends time on google)
OHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha.
Yup, I think I got it now. I saw the copypasta in use and not the original iteration by cainad, so I failed to recognize it's relevance.
Some of you fuckers are just too good at trolling! :argh!:
Original iteration? Cainad?
The Paynite PhillipicTM began with me. And Christopher Brookmyre to be sure, but he pre-emptively plagarised me and you can't prove otherwise.
Hm, let me google Paynite Phillipic and get back to you. I need more distraction from this annoying wifi thing anyway, before I rip out my useless fucking wifi chip and go get a pcmcia card.
ETA: Also I edited the post you quoted, right before you responded, but forgot to put ETA
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:47:25 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 02, 2011, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:42:29 PM
I'm guessing I'm missing something.
I tend to multitask on the computer, and today's project is trying to fix the wifi kernel module on my gentoo laptop, and it's being a pain. So, I apologize that my divided attention seems to have caused me to miss something obvious.
Either way, hasta luego senor Roger.
(spends time on google)
OHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha.
Yup, I think I got it now. I saw the copypasta in use and not the original iteration by cainad, so I failed to recognize it's relevance.
Some of you fuckers are just too good at trolling! :argh!:
Original iteration? Cainad?
The Paynite PhillipicTM began with me. And Christopher Brookmyre to be sure, but he pre-emptively plagarised me and you can't prove otherwise.
Hm, let me google Paynite Phillipic and get back to you. I need more distraction from this annoying wifi thing anyway, before I rip out my useless fucking wifi chip and go get a pcmcia card.
ETA: Also I edited the post you quoted, right before you responded, but forgot to put ETA
Google> Advanced Search> Search "Rabid Schemies" on this site.
It has not been called the Paynite Phillipic until now, so... yeah.
Well. I just spent way too much time reading a whole bunch of fictionpuss and anti-fictionpuss thanks to google and fucking payne. Thanks a lot, asshole.
Honored? Yeah. Like a Jerry Springer guest is honored to be on TV for the whole world to see.
Please tell me you think that I may not have deserved that, but brought it out anyway to get a point across with a bit of lulz. Instructional purposes, and all that.
- trix,
is not like fictionpuss. I fucking hope.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:28:40 PM
It's not exactly difficult to define. I posted a joke, some motherfuckers got all serious about it. Sounds like greyface to me.
I was not talking about you, however. You haven't gone greyface at it, and seem to have retained your humor.
Today when the mailman came to the office, I called him and asshole and punched him in the face. I then told him what a shitty job he's doing and how I think he should be doing it.
After he proeeded to get mad, I told him I was just joking but he still didn't think it was funny. I don't get it.
I'm sure you may not have had ill-intent with your OP, just saying tho...
:lulz:
Yep, that's me, punching people in the face over the internet. Better put a shield over your screen CUZ I AM COMING FOR YOU
Except, I didn't punch the mail man. I punched a professional boxer. AND HE DIDNT FIGHT BACK!
But his fans did. :argh!:
So I tried to figure out where I'm supposed to put a quarter in and could only find slots in the back of the computer-box thing. I wasn't really sure if one would fit so I tested the width with a metal slug so that I'd be sure NOT to get what the quarter is worth. It slipped out of my fingers and then the box made this clattering noise for a while. I figured it was just the processor working on computerizing the metal, but then it stopped all of a sudden and I smell something like plastic. It seems OK though.
Trix I'm not trying to harass you, and so won't post ITT again, but wanted you to know that it cost me a very important metal slug that I REALLY NEEDED for other projects.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 02, 2011, 08:36:01 PM
So I tried to figure out where I'm supposed to put a quarter in and could only find slots in the back of the computer-box thing. I wasn't really sure if one would fit so I tested the width with a metal slug so that I'd be sure NOT to get what the quarter is worth. It slipped out of my fingers and then the box made this clattering noise for a while. I figured it was just the processor working on computerizing the metal, but then it stopped all of a sudden and I smell something like plastic. It seems OK though.
Trix I'm not trying to harass you, and so won't post ITT again, but wanted you to know that it cost me a very important metal slug that I REALLY NEEDED for other projects.
Exercising your pineal gland does not equal harassment. Though it doesn't make for the most interesting of reads either.
Besides, this thread has become nothing but retarded reiterated bullshit anyway. Also, I hereby preempt the clever person that was probably going to quote this and say it didn't become it but started there. Ha, I got you, theoretical flamer!
This thread has been beaten to death anyway. I hereby withdraw to let the poor thing die.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 02, 2011, 08:36:01 PM
I wasn't really sure if one would fit so I tested the width with a metal slug so that I'd be sure NOT to get what the quarter is worth.
You're smarter than you look.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:28:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 07:23:08 PM
Trix should feel honored. Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.
lol, I found the reference humorous. Honored? Nah, copypaste with a bit of editing isn't exactly going way out of the way just for little ol' me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 07:24:34 PM
This greyface thing...I do not think it means what you think it means.
It's not exactly difficult to define. I posted a joke, some motherfuckers got all serious about it. Sounds like greyface to me.
I was not talking about you, however. You haven't gone greyface at it, and seem to have retained your humor.
YES, WE ARE ALL GRAYFACES
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
AND COMPLETELY FAILING TO GET YOUR SPECIALNESS.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 08:24:39 PM
:lulz:
Yep, that's me, punching people in the face over the internet. Better put a shield over your screen CUZ I AM COMING FOR YOU
Except, I didn't punch the mail man. I punched a professional boxer. AND HE DIDNT FIGHT BACK!
But his fans did. :argh!:
Oh, yes, making fun of you for making an idiot of yourself definitely constitutes "Roger's fans fighting back".
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 11:18:52 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:28:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 07:23:08 PM
Trix should feel honored. Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.
lol, I found the reference humorous. Honored? Nah, copypaste with a bit of editing isn't exactly going way out of the way just for little ol' me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 07:24:34 PM
This greyface thing...I do not think it means what you think it means.
It's not exactly difficult to define. I posted a joke, some motherfuckers got all serious about it. Sounds like greyface to me.
I was not talking about you, however. You haven't gone greyface at it, and seem to have retained your humor.
YES, WE ARE ALL GRAYFACES
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
AND COMPLETELY FAILING TO GET YOUR SPECIALNESS.
Not all, just, you.
You didn't fail to get my specialness, you failed to get the joke. Even when it was made clear to you, you were already so engrossed in making the tea that you just
have to jump on everything you can use to
win.
Congrats, Nigel, I declare you TEH WINNAR!
:winner:
And the thread was never supposed to be about
me, it was supposed to be about
Roger, and welcoming him back. Until you came in with a bone to pick and decided to change the focus because you didn't get the joke.
I will, however, continue to post what I wish, even if it can be taken in an incorrect and offensive way, because it seems clear that you must really enjoy winning, and I wouldn't want to take that from you. Because I'm NICE.
YES, IT IS TOTALLY ME, AND I AM NOT NICE. IN FACT,
:notnice:
CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED
ALSO THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING A FEW GIGGLES ON THIS OTHERWISE KINDA SHITTY DAY.
DID I WIN THAT ROUND? I AM NOT CLEAR BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY READ WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING, I JUST GIGGLE AND SLAP THE KEYBOARD.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:23:33 PM
So you know what? I'm done defending myself. I don't care that my lack of wit made the joke fall flat. The flattest joke in the world is still a fucking joke. And fuck you if you can't take a joke. Laugh or do not laugh, but if you want to go all grayfaced you can kiss my ass. I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want to, whenever the fuck I want to. If you can't take it, boo fucking hoo, welcome to discord.
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/8537/millilysergicgauge.jpg)
:lulz:
I hope he's got lots of space on his dashboard because he probably needs a Requiameter too.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 03, 2011, 11:45:45 AM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:23:33 PM
So you know what? I'm done defending myself. I don't care that my lack of wit made the joke fall flat. The flattest joke in the world is still a fucking joke. And fuck you if you can't take a joke. Laugh or do not laugh, but if you want to go all grayfaced you can kiss my ass. I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want to, whenever the fuck I want to. If you can't take it, boo fucking hoo, welcome to discord.
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/8537/millilysergicgauge.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 03, 2011, 11:45:45 AM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 07:23:33 PM
So you know what? I'm done defending myself. I don't care that my lack of wit made the joke fall flat. The flattest joke in the world is still a fucking joke. And fuck you if you can't take a joke. Laugh or do not laugh, but if you want to go all grayfaced you can kiss my ass. I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want to, whenever the fuck I want to. If you can't take it, boo fucking hoo, welcome to discord.
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/8537/millilysergicgauge.jpg)
:|
:sad:
:evilmad:
:argh!:
:crankey:
:happythoughts:
:nuke2:
:nuke:
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYYYOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, that was just rude.
there's a goddamn emote for everything!
It's like I don't even have to post anymore, just find the right emote!
Ironically, Lies said something almost exactly the same as that.
Not even joking. Who else recalls his "I'm only going to post pictures and emotes for a year" phase?
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 08:24:39 PM
:lulz:
Yep, that's me, punching people in the face over the internet. Better put a shield over your screen CUZ I AM COMING FOR YOU
Except, I didn't punch the mail man. I punched a professional boxer. AND HE DIDNT FIGHT BACK!
But his fans did. :argh!:
Jesus. Fuck off.
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2011, 01:53:21 PM
Ironically, Lies said something almost exactly the same as that.
Not even joking. Who else recalls his "I'm only going to post pictures and emotes for a year" phase?
Holy shit you're right!! :lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 03, 2011, 02:11:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2011, 01:53:21 PM
Ironically, Lies said something almost exactly the same as that.
Not even joking. Who else recalls his "I'm only going to post pictures and emotes for a year" phase?
Holy shit you're right!! :lulz:
Original thought is dead. :cry:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2011, 01:56:30 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 08:24:39 PM
:lulz:
Yep, that's me, punching people in the face over the internet. Better put a shield over your screen CUZ I AM COMING FOR YOU
Except, I didn't punch the mail man. I punched a professional boxer. AND HE DIDNT FIGHT BACK!
But his fans did. :argh!:
Jesus. Fuck off.
Yeah, I was being a tool. :oops:
A helpful hint?
It's OK to compose posts when you're stoned out of your gourd, but it's also a good idea to wait until you're not stoned to proofread the content and then decide whether or not to hit the "post" button.
Meh, admit it, you guys love it when you have a jackass to play with.
Quote from: trix on November 03, 2011, 02:35:34 PM
Meh, admit it, you guys love it when you have a jackass to play with.
No, actually we love spending our time discussing cool shit and being extremely funny, witty, hilarious, brilliant, genius, clever
and motherfucking awesome. All at the same time. Before breakfast.
Jackasses are a dime a dozen. It's not like the Internet doesn't have an infinite supply of them in just about every flavour you can think of.
Quote from: trix on November 03, 2011, 02:35:34 PM
Meh, admit it, you guys love it when you have a jackass to play with.
Not really.
I'd rather see some writing get done. While we're busy dealing with assburgers cases like yours (and we ARE suckers for that, no argument there), nothing else is happening.
And if it's a choice between reading a good rant, or watching you explain why you simply
must Fight The Power, I think I prefer the former. Fucking world's going to shit, and here we have some hacky sack asshole spending all damn day explaining to us how cool he is, because it's so fucking important to show "Roger's fan club" a fucking thing or two, even if that means ignoring taking banker cock up the pooper.
Christ, I fucking hate people. If any of you bastards loved me, you'd jump in front of a semi today.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2011, 03:12:09 PM
Quote from: trix on November 03, 2011, 02:35:34 PM
Meh, admit it, you guys love it when you have a jackass to play with.
Not really.
I'd rather see some writing get done. While we're busy dealing with assburgers cases like yours (and we ARE suckers for that, no argument there), nothing else is happening.
And if it's a choice between reading a good rant, or watching you explain why you simply must Fight The Power, I think I prefer the former. Fucking world's going to shit, and here we have some hacky sack asshole spending all damn day explaining to us how cool he is, because it's so fucking important to show "Roger's fan club" a fucking thing or two, even if that means ignoring taking banker cock up the pooper.
Christ, I fucking hate people. If any of you bastards loved me, you'd jump in front of a semi today.
:sad:
Are you implying that my jackassery prevented worthy composition from being contributed?
Or that it is contributing to the no-lube anal rape the bankers are doling out?
Not trying to pick a fight, just curious. It honestly never occurred to me that someone would decide to refrain from posting something witty or interesting because some stoner is bored and douching it up in Apple Talk.
Here's an idea, maybe make a forum specifically for silly, pointless, stupid inane bullshit!
Yeah! We could call it TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2011, 01:53:21 PM
Ironically, Lies said something almost exactly the same as that.
Not even joking. Who else recalls his "I'm only going to post pictures and emotes for a year" phase?
God that was fucking annoying.
Quote from: Nigel on November 03, 2011, 05:16:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2011, 01:53:21 PM
Ironically, Lies said something almost exactly the same as that.
Not even joking. Who else recalls his "I'm only going to post pictures and emotes for a year" phase?
God that was fucking annoying.
That is when I liked the asshole most.