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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM

Title: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM
Okay, let's get things perfectly straight:  I hate stupid people.  I am on a planet where the vast majority of people are stupid all the time, and everyone else is stupid some of the time.  Now, before you think I'm off on some Dunning/Krueger trip, let me remind you that I myself am as stupid as a sack of shit.  I'm not stupid often, but when I am, I exceed normal limitations...I am, after all, the guy who got his tongue stuck in an Epson tractor-feed printer in 1996.  As such, I hate me too, and next time I see me, I'm going to kick my ass.

Okay, disclaimer over.  When I act like a total jackass to new people, I am basically checking to see if they're stupid.  The Ugly American troll is my way of seeing if people will react in one of two ways:  Either ripping me a new ass (acceptable if they think I'm serious), or by laughing or even running with the gag (if they realize I'm joking).  It's almost...a sociological experiment, if you will, except that I never have any idea how they're going to react.

I do these horrible things because I care.  I am, as you know, a Holy Man™, and as such I am obligated to protect myself from the profane, the blind monkeys who would otherwise crawl all over me with illegal sex toys and writs and summons and bills and shit, hounding me ceaselessly to mend my ways.  Well, my ways are Holy™, and I can manage my own sex toys, thank you very much.  Therefore, I gird my loins1 and stride forth to do Mighty Battle upon the Serious Bidness that is the Internet Supermarket.

Non-sequitor:  The great thing about benzos is that they kick in really fucking fast, and they're totally legal if you tell the doctor you have "rage issues".  Imagine that.  Me with rage issues.

Now, I have in the past backslid, and bowed to the pressure to be nice to the little darlings, to be more accomodating to people who show up claiming to be charmingly mentally ill, or Emperor Norton II, or even Libertarian, but in each case, I am shortly afterward asked to bring HOLY FIRE unto the non-believers...Sometimes by the very people who told me to stop pooping on the very same new person in question.  And with each backsliding, the Gods™ become more and more angry, and we get things like tsunamis and reactor fires and boy bands.  And I cannot be responsible for these things.  It's a question of karma...I mean, I've already bought something like 10,000 years as a series of dung beetles.  You can't expect me to add to that, can you?

There's also the question of wrath blockage.  Constipation of hate.  While I keep asking you scurvy fuckers to kill me, I do not wish to explode in a horrible blizzard of shit that drenches everything for miles in an awful-smelling, sticky veneer of my feces and...

Um.

Never mind.

Or Kill me.



1  Girding your loins isn't nearly as dirtyfun as it sounds.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Suu on December 15, 2011, 12:49:49 AM
You've passed your defense.

Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:53:22 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 12:49:49 AM
You've passed your defense.



Well, yeah.

Holy Man™.  I mean, anyone here care to argue with DIVINE ANGER?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM


1  Girding your loins isn't nearly as dirtyfun as it sounds.


It is possible that you're doing it wrong.  The trick is to get somebody else to help with the girding... and take their time, and do it RIGHT. 

And if they do it wrong, tear their ears off.

So, either way, fun.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM


1  Girding your loins isn't nearly as dirtyfun as it sounds.


It is possible that you're doing it wrong.  The trick is to get somebody else to help with the girding... and take their time, and do it RIGHT. 

And if they do it wrong, tear their ears off.

So, either way, fun.

But the pokey bits always wind up going to the inside, and then it's ho ho ho time for the iodine.

Um.  Brb.  I have to "take care of something".
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2011, 12:58:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM


1  Girding your loins isn't nearly as dirtyfun as it sounds.


It is possible that you're doing it wrong.  The trick is to get somebody else to help with the girding... and take their time, and do it RIGHT. 

And if they do it wrong, tear their ears off.

So, either way, fun.

But the pokey bits always wind up going to the inside, and then it's ho ho ho time for the iodine.

Um.  Brb.  I have to "take care of something".
Wait...
That's not fun?  :?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 01:00:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM


1  Girding your loins isn't nearly as dirtyfun as it sounds.


It is possible that you're doing it wrong.  The trick is to get somebody else to help with the girding... and take their time, and do it RIGHT. 

And if they do it wrong, tear their ears off.

So, either way, fun.

But the pokey bits always wind up going to the inside, and then it's ho ho ho time for the iodine.

Um.  Brb.  I have to "take care of something".

:lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 01:00:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 15, 2011, 12:58:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM


1  Girding your loins isn't nearly as dirtyfun as it sounds.


It is possible that you're doing it wrong.  The trick is to get somebody else to help with the girding... and take their time, and do it RIGHT. 

And if they do it wrong, tear their ears off.

So, either way, fun.

But the pokey bits always wind up going to the inside, and then it's ho ho ho time for the iodine.

Um.  Brb.  I have to "take care of something".
Wait...
That's not fun?  :?

Leave us alone.  We're busy.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 01:06:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM


1  Girding your loins isn't nearly as dirtyfun as it sounds.


It is possible that you're doing it wrong.  The trick is to get somebody else to help with the girding... and take their time, and do it RIGHT. 

And if they do it wrong, tear their ears off.

So, either way, fun.

But the pokey bits always wind up going to the inside, and then it's ho ho ho time for the iodine.

Um.  Brb.  I have to "take care of something".

:lulz:

And re: the OP... the system works. It has been working pretty fucking well for how long now?

I am not saying that we should all follow new people around meanspiritedly shitting on them. In fact I feel very strongly that we should not to that. But what you do... it's funny, and it's art. Furthermore, it seems to actually work, and when you stop doing it, bad things ALWAYS happen.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: hooplala on December 15, 2011, 01:22:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM
Okay, let's get things perfectly straight:  I hate stupid people.  I am on a planet where the vast majority of people are stupid all the time, and everyone else is stupid some of the time.  Now, before you think I'm off on some Dunning/Krueger trip, let me remind you that I myself am as stupid as a sack of shit.  I'm not stupid often, but when I am, I exceed normal limitations...I am, after all, the guy who got his tongue stuck in an Epson tractor-feed printer in 1996.  As such, I hate me too, and next time I see me, I'm going to kick my ass.

Okay, disclaimer over.  When I act like a total jackass to new people, I am basically checking to see if they're stupid.  The Ugly American troll is my way of seeing if people will react in one of two ways:  Either ripping me a new ass (acceptable if they think I'm serious), or by laughing or even running with the gag (if they realize I'm joking).  It's almost...a sociological experiment, if you will, except that I never have any idea how they're going to react.

I do these horrible things because I care.  I am, as you know, a Holy Man™, and as such I am obligated to protect myself from the profane, the blind monkeys who would otherwise crawl all over me with illegal sex toys and writs and summons and bills and shit, hounding me ceaselessly to mend my ways.  Well, my ways are Holy™, and I can manage my own sex toys, thank you very much.  Therefore, I gird my loins1 and stride forth to do Mighty Battle upon the Serious Bidness that is the Internet Supermarket.

Non-sequitor:  The great thing about benzos is that they kick in really fucking fast, and they're totally legal if you tell the doctor you have "rage issues".  Imagine that.  Me with rage issues.

Now, I have in the past backslid, and bowed to the pressure to be nice to the little darlings, to be more accomodating to people who show up claiming to be charmingly mentally ill, or Emperor Norton II, or even Libertarian, but in each case, I am shortly afterward asked to bring HOLY FIRE unto the non-believers...Sometimes by the very people who told me to stop pooping on the very same new person in question.  And with each backsliding, the Gods™ become more and more angry, and we get things like tsunamis and reactor fires and boy bands.  And I cannot be responsible for these things.  It's a question of karma...I mean, I've already bought something like 10,000 years as a series of dung beetles.  You can't expect me to add to that, can you?

There's also the question of wrath blockage.  Constipation of hate.  While I keep asking you scurvy fuckers to kill me, I do not wish to explode in a horrible blizzard of shit that drenches everything for miles in an awful-smelling, sticky veneer of my feces and...

Um.

Never mind.

Or Kill me.



1  Girding your loins isn't nearly as dirtyfun as it sounds.


I am Hoopla, and I approve this message.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 01:36:51 AM
In all seriousness, though...

When I fought heavy list in the SCA, a very wise man told me, he never bothers to even try to remember somebody's name until they've been to at least three practices, in armor.  Same guy treated me, who was, at the time around a hundred pounds, soaking wet, exactly the same as he treated any of the guys who were new, some of 'em outweighed me more than two-to-one.

This place doesn't handle people with kid gloves.  Somebody, ANYBODY says something stupid, they will get the dumb kicked out of them, likely from several sources at once.

If somebody starts off waving their stupid like a teabagger's misspelled rally sign, I've been known to give 'em a, "dude, you're being a jackass, maybe think about looking around at what you're pissing on before somebody flips the power switch" post.  If they continue with the asshattery after that, or after someone else does something similar...  Fuck 'em.  Sideways.  Particularly when they do it in RESPONSE to that.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 01:45:00 AM
I approve the message too, and for the most part always have (occasional bouts of drug or seasickness-induced insanity aside), but it doesn't really address the issue of the language barrier in the context of attracting more non-Anglofluent posters. I guess what I was trying to say earlier is that there's a difference between some asshole noob running off because you've offended his precious sensibilities when he should have KNOWN better, and some asshole noob running off because he doesn't understand the nuances of the english language enough to understand in the first place that he had a choice to make regarding how SRS to take you and how he should then react. I just think we should give non-anglophone posters a tad bit longer to figure out WHY we are the way we are before we put them to the test. And just a tad. I'm not saying we should mollycoddle them for a month just because they don't speak english very well (or at all), but perhaps giving them a day or three to peruse the site and interact benignly for a bit wouldn't hurt.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:27:08 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 01:45:00 AM
I approve the message too, and for the most part always have (occasional bouts of drug or seasickness-induced insanity aside), but it doesn't really address the issue of the language barrier in the context of attracting more non-Anglofluent posters. I guess what I was trying to say earlier is that there's a difference between some asshole noob running off because you've offended his precious sensibilities when he should have KNOWN better, and some asshole noob running off because he doesn't understand the nuances of the english language enough to understand in the first place that he had a choice to make regarding how SRS to take you and how he should then react. I just think we should give non-anglophone posters a tad bit longer to figure out WHY we are the way we are before we put them to the test. And just a tad. I'm not saying we should mollycoddle them for a month just because they don't speak english very well (or at all), but perhaps giving them a day or three to peruse the site and interact benignly for a bit wouldn't hurt.

Thing is, how can you tell who's really a foreigner or not?

Uday had the Newsweek tards going for 6 months.  They never did catch him.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 02:36:59 AM
Wait, people from Florida know how to log on to the internet?

Squiddy is slipping. I thought we sent her there to prevent such things.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:26 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:36:59 AM
Wait, people from Florida know how to log on to the internet?

Squiddy is slipping. I thought we sent her there to prevent such things.

I blame pre-loaded computers.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Thurnez Isa on December 15, 2011, 02:38:21 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:36:59 AM
Wait, people from Florida know how to log on to the internet?

Squiddy is slipping. I thought we sent her there to prevent such things.

That's her way of trolling the internet!
:argh!:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:40:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?

(http://www.isteroids.com/images/hugh_jackman_steroids.jpg)

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/empath69/Drooling_smiley.gif)    :fap:   (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/empath69/Drooling_smiley.gif)    :fap:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:41:29 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:40:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?

(http://www.isteroids.com/images/hugh_jackman_steroids.jpg)

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/empath69/Drooling_smiley.gif)    :fap:   (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/empath69/Drooling_smiley.gif)    :fap:

Never seen him before.  He needs to stand a little closer to the razor, though.

Filthy beardo.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:42:52 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

See the above pic.

He's bent like Liberace's valet.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 02:44:53 AM
I understand the attraction, I guess. If I was gay I'd hit it, but he's have to wear lifts. I'm not into guys who are under 5'6".
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:45:59 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:44:53 AM
I understand the attraction, I guess. If I was gay I'd hit it, but he's have to wear lifts. I'm not into guys who are under 5'6".

Yeah, well...Platform shoes/lifts...If you wait long enough, EVERYTHING comes back in style.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:46:26 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

Don't give a flying fuck if he's gay, straight, or any combination thereof.  He's eye candy, and fapfodder.

(And he's 6'2".)
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:47:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:46:26 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

Don't give a flying fuck if he's gay, straight, or any combination thereof.  He's eye candy, and fapfodder.

(And he's 6'2".)

2'6"

Dyslexia is a tragedy, Luna...But is doesn't HAVE to be.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:48:18 AM
Also, that pic is the flexing version of duckface.

Just saying.

:lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 02:53:35 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:46:26 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

Don't give a flying fuck if he's gay, straight, or any combination thereof.  He's eye candy, and fapfodder.

(And he's 6'2".)

yep, and Tom Cruise is 5'11".
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Thurnez Isa on December 15, 2011, 02:56:08 AM
I hear Xenu regulates his size
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:58:38 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:53:35 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:46:26 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

Don't give a flying fuck if he's gay, straight, or any combination thereof.  He's eye candy, and fapfodder.

(And he's 6'2".)

yep, and Tom Cruise is 5'11".

See above re: flying fuck.  

Only way I'd want him is my imagination, anyway.  In real life, he'd probably be as big a dick as most of the men I've dealt with.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 03:15:24 AM
But at least he'd be able to afford his own drinks.

All of that said, if he comes here posting in his funny foreign language he's not getting any EXTRA slack just because he's pretty.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 03:18:42 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 03:15:24 AM
But at least he'd be able to afford his own drinks.

All of that said, if he comes here posting in his funny foreign language he's not getting any EXTRA slack just because he's pretty.

Fair enough.

Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Reeducation on December 15, 2011, 01:41:35 PM
I believe it is absolutely necessary that some people here act like "dicks" to new people.
And also Fuck you one eyes point about the language barrier thing is a good one too.

When I first arrived here, I was a stupid drunk with too much to prove and I could not really understand what you were saying.
I mean I really didn't get it. I thought that this place was just for goofing around "in a chaotic discordian way".  :x
So while I was drinking my health away, I logged in here and posted stupid shit. 
People told me that I was acting like an idiot.

Then it hit me. I was really acting like an idiot! :lulz:

Now I'm sober and I'm capable to post entire sentences. And sometimes they even make sense!
This transformation for the better happened because there were those few (many) people here who acted like "dicks".

So really I just want to say this:

All hail the dicks!


Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 02:07:04 PM
El nuevo no tiene por qué estar equivocado, depende el ambiente, sus reglas, y el momento. "Consensus breeds reality". Vuestra percepción es cuestionable, la mía también. Sin embargo hay gente que actúa como si su percepción no lo fuera, y tratamos a los demás como idiotas en ese caso. Solo hay una cosa importante, y es, en función de tus conocimientos, tratar al mundo según te salga de dentro, alineado con tus sentimientos (que ya casi no tengo :cry:). Cuanto más conozcas, más cosas nuevas creerás y luego más experimentarás y sabrás.

Todo lo que no sea científico carece de importancia y es absurdo.

No hay nada peor que una persona poderosa, que conoce poco del lado de los no poderosos, que por tanto cree muy limitadamente y sabe poco porque experimenta poco a los pobres que no son como él. Son arrogantes, son idiotas, les falta humildad, les falta el saber que son idiotas y no conocen el dolor porque todos les temen. Igual que yo se que lo soy. No son jorobados, son soldados. No hay jorobados en esa gente. Hay que saber alternar entre preguntas y respuestas, no ser una respuesta andante, tampoco una pregunta (eso sería la profundidad femenina que da muchas ventajas pero también desventajas).
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:12:17 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 02:07:04 PM
El nuevo no tiene por qué estar equivocado, depende el ambiente, sus reglas, y el momento. "Consensus breeds reality". Vuestra percepción es cuestionable, la mía también. Sin embargo hay gente que actúa como si su percepción no lo fuera, y tratamos a los demás como idiotas en ese caso. Solo hay una cosa importante, y es, en función de tus conocimientos, tratar al mundo según te salga de dentro, alineado con tus sentimientos (que ya casi no tengo :cry:). Cuanto más conozcas, más cosas nuevas creerás y luego más experimentarás y sabrás.

Todo lo que no sea científico carece de importancia y es absurdo.

No hay nada peor que una persona poderosa, que conoce poco del lado de los no poderosos, que por tanto cree muy limitadamente y sabe poco porque experimenta poco a los pobres que no son como él. Son arrogantes, son idiotas, les falta humildad, les falta el saber que son idiotas y no conocen el dolor porque todos les temen. Igual que yo se que lo soy. No son jorobados, son soldados. No hay jorobados en esa gente. Hay que saber alternar entre preguntas y respuestas, no ser una respuesta andante, tampoco una pregunta (eso sería la profundidad femenina que da muchas ventajas pero también desventajas).

So lemme get this straight, we're not treating obvious troll as glaringly fucking obvious for some reason that missed me by a goddamn mile?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 02:18:44 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:12:17 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 02:07:04 PM
El nuevo no tiene por qué estar equivocado, depende el ambiente, sus reglas, y el momento. "Consensus breeds reality". Vuestra percepción es cuestionable, la mía también. Sin embargo hay gente que actúa como si su percepción no lo fuera, y tratamos a los demás como idiotas en ese caso. Solo hay una cosa importante, y es, en función de tus conocimientos, tratar al mundo según te salga de dentro, alineado con tus sentimientos (que ya casi no tengo :cry:). Cuanto más conozcas, más cosas nuevas creerás y luego más experimentarás y sabrás.

Todo lo que no sea científico carece de importancia y es absurdo.

No hay nada peor que una persona poderosa, que conoce poco del lado de los no poderosos, que por tanto cree muy limitadamente y sabe poco porque experimenta poco a los pobres que no son como él. Son arrogantes, son idiotas, les falta humildad, les falta el saber que son idiotas y no conocen el dolor porque todos les temen. Igual que yo se que lo soy. No son jorobados, son soldados. No hay jorobados en esa gente. Hay que saber alternar entre preguntas y respuestas, no ser una respuesta andante, tampoco una pregunta (eso sería la profundidad femenina que da muchas ventajas pero también desventajas).

So lemme get this straight, we're not treating obvious troll as glaringly fucking obvious for some reason that missed me by a goddamn mile?


LOL, it´s magick, it´s consensus, it´s a troll thanks to the consensus. Troll name is a new meme, now, every new person deserves a dick because is new and foreign and talk another idiom, so, instead of create a new subforum for other languajes than english, i prefer kill other persons who is different. Or, because we dont want kill other person, we call him a Troll or a Mad person, before all, theese persos wents to the madhouse, now they are called trolls. Funny. Of course that im a Troll (for you) but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. And im improving my english too. YEAAAH!
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
you just spelled magic wiff a "k" even without the - trying to communicate incomprehensibly - schtick this would be enough to knock you right off my radar.

Haber un bon tag
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cramulus on December 15, 2011, 02:38:40 PM
I think this board collectively has Dunning–Kruger symptoms.  :p
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
Okay, I'll bite. So I'm prepared to accept for arguments sake that coming to an exclusively english speaking forum, that everyone posts in english on and posting in some other language (is it spanish or some shit?) is a perfectly acceptable way of making friends and communicating and not trolling in the slightests. I'm down with that on account of I'm at work right now and too drunk to really give a fuck or argue the toss but really? When you do post in english you post a bunch of slap-happy pinealist shite? Maybe not a troll but only if they're too fucking dumb to be.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 03:20:09 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:12:17 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 02:07:04 PM
El nuevo no tiene por qué estar equivocado, depende el ambiente, sus reglas, y el momento. "Consensus breeds reality". Vuestra percepción es cuestionable, la mía también. Sin embargo hay gente que actúa como si su percepción no lo fuera, y tratamos a los demás como idiotas en ese caso. Solo hay una cosa importante, y es, en función de tus conocimientos, tratar al mundo según te salga de dentro, alineado con tus sentimientos (que ya casi no tengo :cry:). Cuanto más conozcas, más cosas nuevas creerás y luego más experimentarás y sabrás.

Todo lo que no sea científico carece de importancia y es absurdo.

No hay nada peor que una persona poderosa, que conoce poco del lado de los no poderosos, que por tanto cree muy limitadamente y sabe poco porque experimenta poco a los pobres que no son como él. Son arrogantes, son idiotas, les falta humildad, les falta el saber que son idiotas y no conocen el dolor porque todos les temen. Igual que yo se que lo soy. No son jorobados, son soldados. No hay jorobados en esa gente. Hay que saber alternar entre preguntas y respuestas, no ser una respuesta andante, tampoco una pregunta (eso sería la profundidad femenina que da muchas ventajas pero también desventajas).

So lemme get this straight, we're not treating obvious troll as glaringly fucking obvious for some reason that missed me by a goddamn mile?


We do this shit for SCIENCE!
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 03:28:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 03:20:09 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:12:17 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 02:07:04 PM
El nuevo no tiene por qué estar equivocado, depende el ambiente, sus reglas, y el momento. "Consensus breeds reality". Vuestra percepción es cuestionable, la mía también. Sin embargo hay gente que actúa como si su percepción no lo fuera, y tratamos a los demás como idiotas en ese caso. Solo hay una cosa importante, y es, en función de tus conocimientos, tratar al mundo según te salga de dentro, alineado con tus sentimientos (que ya casi no tengo :cry:). Cuanto más conozcas, más cosas nuevas creerás y luego más experimentarás y sabrás.

Todo lo que no sea científico carece de importancia y es absurdo.

No hay nada peor que una persona poderosa, que conoce poco del lado de los no poderosos, que por tanto cree muy limitadamente y sabe poco porque experimenta poco a los pobres que no son como él. Son arrogantes, son idiotas, les falta humildad, les falta el saber que son idiotas y no conocen el dolor porque todos les temen. Igual que yo se que lo soy. No son jorobados, son soldados. No hay jorobados en esa gente. Hay que saber alternar entre preguntas y respuestas, no ser una respuesta andante, tampoco una pregunta (eso sería la profundidad femenina que da muchas ventajas pero también desventajas).

So lemme get this straight, we're not treating obvious troll as glaringly fucking obvious for some reason that missed me by a goddamn mile?


We do this shit for SCIENCE!

Hell, if he IS a troll, he's a fuckload more interesting than the last few we've had...
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 03:29:57 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 03:28:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 03:20:09 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:12:17 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 02:07:04 PM
El nuevo no tiene por qué estar equivocado, depende el ambiente, sus reglas, y el momento. "Consensus breeds reality". Vuestra percepción es cuestionable, la mía también. Sin embargo hay gente que actúa como si su percepción no lo fuera, y tratamos a los demás como idiotas en ese caso. Solo hay una cosa importante, y es, en función de tus conocimientos, tratar al mundo según te salga de dentro, alineado con tus sentimientos (que ya casi no tengo :cry:). Cuanto más conozcas, más cosas nuevas creerás y luego más experimentarás y sabrás.

Todo lo que no sea científico carece de importancia y es absurdo.

No hay nada peor que una persona poderosa, que conoce poco del lado de los no poderosos, que por tanto cree muy limitadamente y sabe poco porque experimenta poco a los pobres que no son como él. Son arrogantes, son idiotas, les falta humildad, les falta el saber que son idiotas y no conocen el dolor porque todos les temen. Igual que yo se que lo soy. No son jorobados, son soldados. No hay jorobados en esa gente. Hay que saber alternar entre preguntas y respuestas, no ser una respuesta andante, tampoco una pregunta (eso sería la profundidad femenina que da muchas ventajas pero también desventajas).

So lemme get this straight, we're not treating obvious troll as glaringly fucking obvious for some reason that missed me by a goddamn mile?


We do this shit for SCIENCE!

Hell, if he IS a troll, he's a fuckload more interesting than the last few we've had...

The Jury is still out, in my opinion.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 03:35:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.  By the end of the day yesterday, I was thinking he was what he says he is.

Now I think he's a totse tard.  Can someone resolve his IP?  I can't from this computer.

But my money says it isn't in Spain.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 03:38:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Spelling magic with a "k" was another clue.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 03:35:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.  By the end of the day yesterday, I was thinking he was what he says he is.

Now I think he's a totse tard.  Can someone resolve his IP?  I can't from this computer.

But my money says it isn't in Spain.

Might be bright enough to proxy through there.  That's stretching credibility for a totse-tot, I know.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 03:39:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 03:38:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Spelling magic with a "k" was another clue.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 03:35:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.  By the end of the day yesterday, I was thinking he was what he says he is.

Now I think he's a totse tard.  Can someone resolve his IP?  I can't from this computer.

But my money says it isn't in Spain.

Might be bright enough to proxy through there.  That's stretching credibility for a totse-tot, I know.

Not for this long, I don't think.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 03:43:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
you just spelled magic wiff a "k" even without the - trying to communicate incomprehensibly - schtick this would be enough to knock you right off my radar.

Haber un bon tag
¿Ein?
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpexn9OeR01qeif90.jpg)
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:44:56 PM
Who the fuck trolls in Spanish? It's just not civilised. Gentlemen troll in english (or occasionally dutch) If people were to start trolling in any language that took their fancy, on the merest of whim or fancy, where would we be? Eh?

Dogs and cats sleeping together, I tell you. That's where!
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 03:52:04 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:44:56 PM
Who the fuck trolls in Spanish? It's just not civilised. Gentlemen troll in english (or occasionally dutch) If people were to start trolling in any language that took their fancy, on the merest of whim or fancy, where would we be? Eh?

Dogs and cats sleeping together, I tell you. That's where!
Sorry, maybe i misinterpreted you. You say before that i was a troll or similar because i said "Magick" with "k", you said: "wiff a "k" even without the - trying to communicate incomprehensibly - schtick" wtf, i cant understand this last part of the conversation (the words in strong). Are you kidding me? :fnord:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:57:53 PM
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0805/english-motherfucker-pulp-fiction-samuel-l-jackson-english-m-demotivational-poster-1210301547.jpg)
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2011, 04:02:21 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 03:52:04 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:44:56 PM
Who the fuck trolls in Spanish? It's just not civilised. Gentlemen troll in english (or occasionally dutch) If people were to start trolling in any language that took their fancy, on the merest of whim or fancy, where would we be? Eh?

Dogs and cats sleeping together, I tell you. That's where!
Sorry, maybe i misinterpreted you. You say before that i was a troll or similar because i said "Magick" with "k", you said: "wiff a "k" even without the - trying to communicate incomprehensibly - schtick" wtf, i cant understand this last part of the conversation (the words in strong). Are you kidding me? :fnord:

Google Translate has suddenly developed better algorithms, I see.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:04:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 04:02:21 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 03:52:04 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:44:56 PM
Who the fuck trolls in Spanish? It's just not civilised. Gentlemen troll in english (or occasionally dutch) If people were to start trolling in any language that took their fancy, on the merest of whim or fancy, where would we be? Eh?

Dogs and cats sleeping together, I tell you. That's where!
Sorry, maybe i misinterpreted you. You say before that i was a troll or similar because i said "Magick" with "k", you said: "wiff a "k" even without the - trying to communicate incomprehensibly - schtick" wtf, i cant understand this last part of the conversation (the words in strong). Are you kidding me? :fnord:

Google Translate has suddenly developed better algorithms, I see.

His IP does in fact resolve to Madrid, but that can be faked.  Normally I'd say it was unlikely, but his language problems seem to come and go.

And there's the U MAD pic, of course.

And the fact that I saw the "Can we have a Spanish forum" on at least one other board recently.

Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 04:09:08 PM
I see your ""Habla Espanol-troll" and raise you a "WASP asshole who believes everyone can understand english if you just SHOUT IT LOUD ENOUGH!!!!"

game on...
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 04:09:08 PM
I see your ""Habla Espanol-troll" and raise you a "WASP asshole who believes everyone can understand english if you just SHOUT IT LOUD ENOUGH!!!!"

game on...

:popcorn:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:11:43 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:57:53 PM
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0805/english-motherfucker-pulp-fiction-samuel-l-jackson-english-m-demotivational-poster-1210301547.jpg)
In my country, i can speak a dialect of spanish, "Asturiano" too, only in Asturias.
Look:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cL9Fc_Ndpc
(http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/7233/asdasdasdaasdasdasdasda.jpg)
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

But how would Australians even find us? They don't speak English.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 04:12:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 04:09:08 PM
I see your ""Habla Espanol-troll" and raise you a "WASP asshole who believes everyone can understand english if you just SHOUT IT LOUD ENOUGH!!!!"

game on...

:popcorn:

Of course I'll never follow through. You know me and trolling...  :oops:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

But how would Australians even find us? They don't speak English.

Google translate is the making betters.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2011, 04:14:28 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:11:43 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:57:53 PM
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0805/english-motherfucker-pulp-fiction-samuel-l-jackson-english-m-demotivational-poster-1210301547.jpg)
In my country, i can speak a dialect of spanish, "Asturiano" too, only in Asturias.
Look:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cL9Fc_Ndpc
(http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/7233/asdasdasdaasdasdasdasda.jpg)

José Ángel Hevia Velasco is my favorite Asturian of ALL TIME! 

No seriously, he's one talented dude.  Plays bagpipes like nobody's business. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 04:15:46 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:11:43 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:57:53 PM
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0805/english-motherfucker-pulp-fiction-samuel-l-jackson-english-m-demotivational-poster-1210301547.jpg)
In my country, i can speak a dialect of spanish, "Asturiano" too, only in Asturias.
Look:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cL9Fc_Ndpc
(http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/7233/asdasdasdaasdasdasdasda.jpg)

If I wanted a lesson in spanish dialects know wot I'd do? Huh? Why , I'd join a spanish philosophy forum and talk to them IN ENGLISH!
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 04:15:46 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:11:43 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:57:53 PM
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0805/english-motherfucker-pulp-fiction-samuel-l-jackson-english-m-demotivational-poster-1210301547.jpg)
In my country, i can speak a dialect of spanish, "Asturiano" too, only in Asturias.
Look:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cL9Fc_Ndpc
(http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/7233/asdasdasdaasdasdasdasda.jpg)

If I wanted a lesson in spanish dialects know wot I'd do? Huh? Why , I'd join a spanish philosophy forum and talk to them IN ENGLISH!

I demand a board that is specifically for pig latin.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2011, 04:18:12 PM
atthay ouldway ebay a reatgay deaiay


I think I fucked that up. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:18:55 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 04:18:12 PM
atthay ouldway ebay a reatgay deaiay


I think I fucked that up. 

Google

fucking

translator.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2011, 04:20:04 PM
Olen laiska
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 04:20:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

But how would Australians even find us? They don't speak English.

Google translate is the making betters.

Fuck. I don't want those upside-down people coming here.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 04:21:42 PM
I am fairly certain that Khore is exactly who he says he is.

The trollface is completely ubiquitous everywhere... even my 12-year-old uses it.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 04:21:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 04:20:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

But how would Australians even find us? They don't speak English.

Google translate is the making betters.

Fuck. I don't want those upside-down people coming here.

If it's any consolation they're usually the right way up by the time they get here. I think it's to do with how they ship them.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Reeducation on December 15, 2011, 04:31:34 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 04:20:04 PM
Olen laiska

Makeeta!
Epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhänkään!

:)


I think we should just write in english.  :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:35:21 PM
Is this a cult? Maybe your society or family is like a cult... hm...
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2011, 04:39:12 PM
이것은 "목요일을 참조해야합니다"같은 방법으로 컬트는 컬트, 또는 Ugg 부츠는 컬트 위치 : 또 다른 문화를 맴돌 서로 똥을 던져 함께 영장류 잔뜩 믹스.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 04:40:49 PM
I retract both my "if" he is a troll, and the comment that he is at least amusing.  Have at him.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2011, 04:42:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 04:39:12 PM
이것은 "목요일을 참조해야합니다"같은 방법으로 컬트는 컬트, 또는 Ugg 부츠는 컬트 위치 : 또 다른 문화를 맴돌 서로 똥을 던져 함께 영장류 잔뜩 믹스.

I, myself, prefer L.L. Bean boots. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Reeducation on December 15, 2011, 04:47:13 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:35:21 PM
Is this a cult? Maybe your society or family is like a cult... hm...

Sä olet nyt jätkä asian ytimessä. Niin ytimessä, että huh huh. Kannattaa vähän ny kuule miettiä niitä siirtoja, ettei sitten tule se menneisyys piinaamaan sua ja sillee.
Toisaalta, suosittelen myös ihan, että otat rennosti ja annat elämän ikään kuin "valua" suhun ja siitä sitten vaan eteen päin. Eiks jeh?

Jeh.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2011, 04:54:50 PM
So, to be clear, this is a variaton on "learn Albanian language", right?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:35:21 PM
Is this a cult? Maybe your society or family is like a cult... hm...

Yes, but we're too lazy to spike the koolaid for anything less than 1500 people.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 04:40:49 PM
I retract both my "if" he is a troll, and the comment that he is at least amusing.  Have at him.

What?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 05:00:35 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Don't care.  Fuck off.

Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2011, 05:00:52 PM
I think she was trying to say Merry Christmas, but I could be wrong.  
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:01:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 04:54:50 PM
So, to be clear, this is a variaton on "learn Albanian language", right?

Expand on this please.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:02:25 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 04:40:49 PM
I retract both my "if" he is a troll, and the comment that he is at least amusing.  Have at him.

What?

We have certain customs in America that you may not have in Spain.  You have violated those customs, and now Luna has declared a vendetta.  It is very unfortunate, this misunderstanding, but there's nothing to be done.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2011, 05:06:05 PM
We should hook you up with PurpleEris. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:08:27 PM
Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!
I think that synchronicities are the most weird thing of existence, fuck fuck fuck...
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her.

11/10.

:mittens:

You, sir, are a fucking genius.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:08:27 PM
Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:11:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:08:27 PM
Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.
He is a villian, but he is in the past not in the present so, it doesnt matter.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:11:55 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:11:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:08:27 PM
Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.
He is a villian, but he is in the past not in the present so, it doesnt matter.

He is past, present, and future.  He is the Enrico Salizar, and he comes in the night. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:22:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:11:55 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:11:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:08:27 PM
Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.
He is a villian, but he is in the past not in the present so, it doesnt matter.
He is past, present, and future.  He is the Enrico Salizar, and he comes in the night. 
Como el coco, que viene todas las noches a comerte.

Cuando la gente sabe, entonces todo fluye correctamente.
Cuando una idea nueva surge, la confusión atemoriza a todos.
Cuando la gente no sabe, no hace o dice más que estupideces y tonterías.
Cuando la gente es inteligente, aún puede resultar tonta.
Cuando es estúpida, eso significa que cree estar haciendo lo correcto, cuando en realidad no lo está haciendo porque no fluyen las cosas.
Pero cuando ni es sabia ni es inteligente, entonces cualquier cosa puede suceder.

A veces sospecho que me posee algún ente.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 05:22:43 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:40:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 02:33:32 AM
We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   :?

(http://www.isteroids.com/images/hugh_jackman_steroids.jpg)

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/empath69/Drooling_smiley.gif)    :fap:   (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/empath69/Drooling_smiley.gif)    :fap:

Didn't know you had a thing for amputees?

"Oh your right arm is missing? Let me help you with that .."
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:23:40 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:22:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:11:55 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:11:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:08:27 PM
Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.
He is a villian, but he is in the past not in the present so, it doesnt matter.
He is past, present, and future.  He is the Enrico Salizar, and he comes in the night. 
Como el coco, que viene todas las noches a comerte.

Cuando la gente sabe, entonces todo fluye correctamente.
Cuando una idea nueva surge, la confusión atemoriza a todos.
Cuando la gente no sabe, no hace o dice más que estupideces y tonterías.
Cuando la gente es inteligente, aún puede resultar tonta.
Cuando es estúpida, eso significa que cree estar haciendo lo correcto, cuando en realidad no lo está haciendo porque no fluyen las cosas.
Pero cuando ni es sabia ni es inteligente, entonces cualquier cosa puede suceder.

A veces sospecho que me posee algún ente.

It must be amazing, having a conversation with yourself.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:24:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:23:40 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:22:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:11:55 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:11:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:08:27 PM
Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.
He is a villian, but he is in the past not in the present so, it doesnt matter.
He is past, present, and future.  He is the Enrico Salizar, and he comes in the night.  
Como el coco, que viene todas las noches a comerte.

Cuando la gente sabe, entonces todo fluye correctamente.
Cuando una idea nueva surge, la confusión atemoriza a todos.
Cuando la gente no sabe, no hace o dice más que estupideces y tonterías.
Cuando la gente es inteligente, aún puede resultar tonta.
Cuando es estúpida, eso significa que cree estar haciendo lo correcto, cuando en realidad no lo está haciendo porque no fluyen las cosas.
Pero cuando ni es sabia ni es inteligente, entonces cualquier cosa puede suceder.

A veces sospecho que me posee algún ente.

It must be amazing, having a conversation with yourself.

The same, but i'm tired, the dopamine is doing effect on me.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 03:35:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.  By the end of the day yesterday, I was thinking he was what he says he is.

Now I think he's a totse tard.  Can someone resolve his IP?  I can't from this computer.

But my money says it isn't in Spain.

Yeah it resolves to a Spanish ISP. Only way it could be a proxy is if it's a hacked Spanish end-user, but as others pointed out that wouldn't last very long (ISPs tend to scan their networks for that kind of thing) and he'd be IP-hopping fairly soon. So evidence points to actually in Spain.

What that says about coming to an English speaking forum and demanding a Spanish subforum is another question, but yeah :)
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:44:56 PM
Who the fuck trolls in Spanish? It's just not civilised. Gentlemen troll in english (or occasionally dutch)

VERREKTE KUT
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 05:38:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 04:02:21 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 03:52:04 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 03:44:56 PM
Who the fuck trolls in Spanish? It's just not civilised. Gentlemen troll in english (or occasionally dutch) If people were to start trolling in any language that took their fancy, on the merest of whim or fancy, where would we be? Eh?

Dogs and cats sleeping together, I tell you. That's where!
Sorry, maybe i misinterpreted you. You say before that i was a troll or similar because i said "Magick" with "k", you said: "wiff a "k" even without the - trying to communicate incomprehensibly - schtick" wtf, i cant understand this last part of the conversation (the words in strong). Are you kidding me? :fnord:

Google Translate has suddenly developed better algorithms, I see.

He got those two words from P3NT's quote, you know?

(Plus, Yiddish is European (and we get Seinfeld too) and it's not that unusual for a young Spaniard to speak some passable English)
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  :)
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:05:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  :)

ITT. TGRR again shows he was assembled without a sense of self preservation..
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 06:07:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:05:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  :)

ITT. TGRR again shows he was assembled without a sense of self preservation..

Got no brains --->  :whack: <--- got no sense.

Stuck my dick in the electric fence...
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  :)

:crankey:

GET THE HOT GLUE GUN AND THE BUNDLES OF STICKS, IT'S GO TIME.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:41:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  :)

:crankey:

GET THE HOT GLUE GUN AND THE BUNDLES OF STICKS, IT'S GO TIME.

You want the big clubbing sticks, or the little pointy skewer sticks?

Or both?  Both is good, too.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 06:43:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  :)

:crankey:

GET THE HOT GLUE GUN AND THE BUNDLES OF STICKS, IT'S GO TIME.

woooowooooooooo
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
Okay, I'll bite. So I'm prepared to accept for arguments sake that coming to an exclusively english speaking forum, that everyone posts in english on and posting in some other language (is it spanish or some shit?) is a perfectly acceptable way of making friends and communicating and not trolling in the slightests. I'm down with that on account of I'm at work right now and too drunk to really give a fuck or argue the toss but really? When you do post in english you post a bunch of slap-happy pinealist shite? Maybe not a troll but only if they're too fucking dumb to be.

You seem to have missed the entire point, which is that we'd like it to not just be an exclusively english-speaking forum.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, because that meme is totally specific to one tiny forum full of asstards.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:59:36 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
Okay, I'll bite. So I'm prepared to accept for arguments sake that coming to an exclusively english speaking forum, that everyone posts in english on and posting in some other language (is it spanish or some shit?) is a perfectly acceptable way of making friends and communicating and not trolling in the slightests. I'm down with that on account of I'm at work right now and too drunk to really give a fuck or argue the toss but really? When you do post in english you post a bunch of slap-happy pinealist shite? Maybe not a troll but only if they're too fucking dumb to be.

You seem to have missed the entire point, which is that we'd like it to not just be an exclusively english-speaking forum.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, because that meme is totally specific to one tiny forum full of asstards.

Your point about being not exclusively English is good.  However, from Spain, America, or not, he's still an asstard.  Just because he writes it in another language does not mean what he posts is less fuckwitted.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 07:01:27 PM
Am I really the only one who sees the value in attracting posters from non-Anglophone countries?

I sure hope not, given that one of the posters who has contributed the most to this site falls into that category.

But I guess if Trip wanted to bring some other Belgians here and communicated with them in Belgian we'd tell him to get fucked too, right? I mean, people who don't speak our language clearly have nothing of value to offer us.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 07:02:47 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:59:36 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
Okay, I'll bite. So I'm prepared to accept for arguments sake that coming to an exclusively english speaking forum, that everyone posts in english on and posting in some other language (is it spanish or some shit?) is a perfectly acceptable way of making friends and communicating and not trolling in the slightests. I'm down with that on account of I'm at work right now and too drunk to really give a fuck or argue the toss but really? When you do post in english you post a bunch of slap-happy pinealist shite? Maybe not a troll but only if they're too fucking dumb to be.

You seem to have missed the entire point, which is that we'd like it to not just be an exclusively english-speaking forum.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, because that meme is totally specific to one tiny forum full of asstards.

Your point about being not exclusively English is good.  However, from Spain, America, or not, he's still an asstard.  Just because he writes it in another language does not mean what he posts is less fuckwitted.

Frankly, I think the fact that he's stuck around this long in the face of such seeming xenophobia means he might just have the potential to be a biped, even if he wasn't spat out of the vagina fully-formed and brimming with advanced intellect like everyone else here apparently was.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:01:27 PM
Am I really the only one who sees the value in attracting posters from non-Anglophone countries?

I sure hope not, given that one of the posters who has contributed the most to this site falls into that category.

But I guess if Trip wanted to bring some other Belgians here and communicated with them in Belgian we'd tell him to get fucked too, right? I mean, people who don't speak our language clearly have nothing of value to offer us.

Let us also not forget Reverend Cekemp from Brazil. 

And it isn't exactly easy to decipher anything that hirley0 posts, but it doesn't get my dander up any.

I guess the board just needs to feast again.  It seems to get hungry quite often.   

Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 07:22:43 PM
I think the idea of having more non-english discussion is fine, if we can attract enough people who all speak the same language. The thing is, most likely what will happen is that there will be several different languages so, since the point of thew forum is to communicate, everyone will end up falling back on a shared language, which might be Spanish but let's face it, it probably won't be.

Completely aside from that, if someone told me that I don't see the fnords and should shut up, I would definitely take that as license to bust their balls. As I believe you probably would as well.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 07:33:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:59:36 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
Okay, I'll bite. So I'm prepared to accept for arguments sake that coming to an exclusively english speaking forum, that everyone posts in english on and posting in some other language (is it spanish or some shit?) is a perfectly acceptable way of making friends and communicating and not trolling in the slightests. I'm down with that on account of I'm at work right now and too drunk to really give a fuck or argue the toss but really? When you do post in english you post a bunch of slap-happy pinealist shite? Maybe not a troll but only if they're too fucking dumb to be.

You seem to have missed the entire point, which is that we'd like it to not just be an exclusively english-speaking forum.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, because that meme is totally specific to one tiny forum full of asstards.

Your point about being not exclusively English is good.  However, from Spain, America, or not, he's still an asstard.  Just because he writes it in another language does not mean what he posts is less fuckwitted.

Luna can you argue why I am a asstard?, I'd be happy to read your arguments. If you have no arguments... well, you will be as my imagination thinks you are. And please, I do not want to think such things of you, my little Eris.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 07:34:52 PM
I think people are conflating two separate issues. My desire to attract more foreign-speaking posters is a completely separate issue than whether or not Khore is a troll (or just a jackass).

And hell, if we get some posters that speak tagalog, I'll make a tagalog subforum. And so on. I'm perfectly willing to have several different language-specific subforums as long as it gets those people HERE and posting and trading/absorbing ideas. Maybe some of them will even be curious enough to learn some basic english so they can dig on the rest of the site. Maybe some of us will get to learn a little bit of some other languages and/or how discordianism manifests itself in such completely disparate cultures.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cramulus on December 15, 2011, 07:38:30 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:34:52 PM
And hell, if we get some posters that speak tagalog, I'll make a tagalog subforum. And so on. I'm perfectly willing to have several different language-specific subforums as long as it gets those people HERE and posting and trading/absorbing ideas. Maybe some of them will even be curious enough to learn some basic english so they can dig on the rest of the site. Maybe some of us will get to learn a little bit of some other languages and/or how discordianism manifests itself in such completely disparate cultures.

I dig this!

I want to talk to all sorts of Discordians

I want to collaborate on creative projects--especially with people I haven't worked with yet.

and I'm really curious about what other countries Eris has visited.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2011, 07:44:02 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:34:52 PM
I think people are conflating two separate issues. My desire to attract more foreign-speaking posters is a completely separate issue than whether or not Khore is a troll (or just a jackass).

And hell, if we get some posters that speak tagalog, I'll make a tagalog subforum. And so on. I'm perfectly willing to have several different language-specific subforums as long as it gets those people HERE and posting and trading/absorbing ideas. Maybe some of them will even be curious enough to learn some basic english so they can dig on the rest of the site. Maybe some of us will get to learn a little bit of some other languages and/or how discordianism manifests itself in such completely disparate cultures.
I agree with you, ECH, FTR. I am still unsure about Khore, which is why I have been avoiding his/her threads, except the one where infinityshock decided to pop in.

I think it would be awesome to have discussions from different linguistic and cultural views. The one issue I see... is that, as it has been pointed out, as we have a predominantly English speaking user base, it might difficult to attract people who either don't speak English, or don't speak English well enough to allow for meaningful communication across the language barrier. But I do not think that the language barrier should necessarily be a problem. I mean, If I had more time, I'd try to parse through Khore's Spanish posts (been a long time since high school, but I got me a dictionary and google translate, so I think i could make it through).
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Juana on December 15, 2011, 07:48:14 PM
I'm all for PD being multi-lingual and I may as well be a monoglot (my Spanish is atrocious).
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 07:49:01 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:34:52 PM
I think people are conflating two separate issues. My desire to attract more foreign-speaking posters is a completely separate issue than whether or not Khore is a troll (or just a jackass).

And hell, if we get some posters that speak tagalog, I'll make a tagalog subforum. And so on. I'm perfectly willing to have several different language-specific subforums as long as it gets those people HERE and posting and trading/absorbing ideas. Maybe some of them will even be curious enough to learn some basic english so they can dig on the rest of the site. Maybe some of us will get to learn a little bit of some other languages and/or how discordianism manifests itself in such completely disparate cultures.
This could be great. And i want.
If you create a Spanish subforum you need to first create it, I think.
Maybe do not wait for more spanish people in an english forum.
It's not important what people think of me, only important what I think of myself. And of course, the normal principle is that people think I'm a troll. It's what you get when nobody knows you and you start heavy.
Maybe Jackass is more cool than a Troll.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Juana on December 15, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
He already did, dude.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 07:52:36 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:34:52 PM
I think people are conflating two separate issues. My desire to attract more foreign-speaking posters is a completely separate issue than whether or not Khore is a troll (or just a jackass).

And hell, if we get some posters that speak tagalog, I'll make a tagalog subforum. And so on. I'm perfectly willing to have several different language-specific subforums as long as it gets those people HERE and posting and trading/absorbing ideas. Maybe some of them will even be curious enough to learn some basic english so they can dig on the rest of the site. Maybe some of us will get to learn a little bit of some other languages and/or how discordianism manifests itself in such completely disparate cultures.

Did anybody actually argue against making a Spanish subforum?

I honestly don't think it matters at all. What could it possibly hurt? As long as the board doesn't institute a bilingual posting rule I don't care and I didn't notice anyone else really giving a shit either.

Odds are that what will happen is that it will get a few posts and then after a while no one will use it, but you never know.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2011, 07:53:49 PM
So far so good...
:facepalm:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
The spanish will invade us. It's what they do. just ask the incas
:hashishim:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 15, 2011, 07:53:49 PM
So far so good...
:facepalm:
^This is directed at the posts in the Discordia en Espanol board, not the posts ITT.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 07:57:07 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:34:52 PM
I think people are conflating two separate issues. My desire to attract more foreign-speaking posters is a completely separate issue than whether or not Khore is a troll (or just a jackass).

And hell, if we get some posters that speak tagalog, I'll make a tagalog subforum. And so on. I'm perfectly willing to have several different language-specific subforums as long as it gets those people HERE and posting and trading/absorbing ideas. Maybe some of them will even be curious enough to learn some basic english so they can dig on the rest of the site. Maybe some of us will get to learn a little bit of some other languages and/or how discordianism manifests itself in such completely disparate cultures.

I agree.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 15, 2011, 08:15:30 PM
If Khore is a troll, then by god he's pretty good, not to mention the fact that he's still here.

I personally agree that there is a big potential for lulz if we begin to incorporate Discordians from other countries.

We do however need to remember that they may or may not speak our languange at all and whatever translation program they use, no matter which one they use, there are always glitches which can make it look like you said one thing when you really said another.  For example.....


Si Khore es un troll, a continuación, por dios, es bastante buena, por no mencionar el hecho de que todavía está aquí. Yo personalmente estoy de acuerdo que existe un gran potencial de lulz si empezamos a incorporar Discordians de otros países. No obstante, tenemos que recordar que pueden o no hablar nuestro nos visítes y cualquier programa de traducción que utilizan, no importa el que utilizan, siempre hay problemas técnicos que pueden hacerla lucir como usted dijo una cosa cuando usted realmente no dice otra.de traducción que utilizan, no importa el que utilizan, siempre hay problemas técnicos que pueden hacerla lucir como usted dijo una cosa cuando usted realmente no dice otra.


Si Khore est un troll, puis par Dieu, il est assez bon, pas de mentionner le fait qu'il est toujours ici. Je suis personnellement d'accord qu'il y a un grand potentiel de lulz si nous commençons à incorporer Discordians d'autres pays. Nous avons cependant besoin de se rappeler qu'ils peuvent ou ne peuvent pas parler notre languange et quelle que soit la traduction programme qu'ils utilisent, quel qu'il soit qu'ils utilisent, il y a toujours erreurs qui peuvent lui faire le ressembler à vous a dit une chose, vous avez réellement dit une autre.


Khore Se è un troll, poi da dio, egli è piuttosto buona, per non parlare del fatto che lui è ancora qui. Io personalmente sono d'accordo che c'è un grande potenziale per lulz se si cominciano a recepire discordiani provenienti da altri paesi. Dobbiamo però ricordare che essi possono o non possono parlare languange e qualunque sia il nostro programma di traduzione che essi utilizzano, non importa che uno che essi utilizzano, ci sono sempre imperfezioni che possono fare è guardare come lei ha detto una cosa veramente ha detto un altro.


Wenn Khore ist ein troll und dann von Gott, er ist zwar ziemlich gut, ganz zu schweigen von der Tatsache, daß er noch hier. Ich persönlich stimme, dass es hier ein großes Potential für lulz wenn wir beginnen, die Discordians aus anderen Ländern. Es ist jedoch notwendig, sich zu erinnern, dass sie mai oder mai nicht sprechen unsere Sprache und übersetzung programm was auch immer sie verwenden, egal, wie man sie benutzen, gibt es immer ungereimtheiten, die können sie wie sie sagte, es ist, wenn man wirklich sagte ein anderer.

And there we go, spanish, french, italian and german from Babylon 9.  Is it correct?  Well not really but my spanish is crap and my french is not much better so I can't do better myself.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 15, 2011, 07:53:49 PM
So far so good...
:facepalm:

Yeah, there's a bit of a case of herpderp going on in there.

Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.

What on earth makes you think we're talking about you?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.
I was, and I'm sure Nigel was also, referring to Lenin McCarthy and P3nt.  :?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 15, 2011, 08:37:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.

What on earth makes you think we're talking about you?

Let me see, generally speaking when you post a facepalm, if it does not refer to the post directly before yours, then you quote it.  As you quoted without the given disclosure from the quote, it was a natural presumption.

Carry on.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:01:27 PM
Am I really the only one who sees the value in attracting posters from non-Anglophone countries?

I sure hope not, given that one of the posters who has contributed the most to this site falls into that category.

But I guess if Trip wanted to bring some other Belgians here and communicated with them in Belgian we'd tell him to get fucked too, right? I mean, people who don't speak our language clearly have nothing of value to offer us.

Frankly, I'm a bit ambivalent of actually posting here in another language than English. I've thought about this before1, and my conclusion was that without some sort of Google Translate plugin, it would get difficult. But we can surely try it as an experiment to see how it goes.

If I were to bring Dutch friends here, they'd speak English (I've tried but so far I just got them to read some good bits, most of them don't have time for a forum is the biggest reason). It would also bring another problem, because they speak English fluently, they'd be conversing with everyone on the forum just fine, but in the hypothetical Belgian subforum they'd post Dutch and you might get all sorts of gossipy backtalking about our Anglophone members who cannot read it but will see their usernames pop up now and then, and even with the best intentions you know how it goes and I dunno things might get ugly.


1 actually I was once thinking of setting up a Dutch Discordian forum, but given that most Dutch speak English and I'd invite you guys over as well, it'd get multilingual pretty soon, and be the same sort of thing. Not that I have time or energy to do that but it was an idea.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 08:45:11 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:37:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.

What on earth makes you think we're talking about you?

Let me see, generally speaking when you post a facepalm, if it does not refer to the post directly before yours, then you quote it.  As you quoted without the given disclosure from the quote, it was a natural presumption.

Carry on.

:? I quoted her facepalm quote and the text that was in her post, which is what I was replying to. Not sure what you're talking about at all.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2011, 08:45:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:01:27 PM
Am I really the only one who sees the value in attracting posters from non-Anglophone countries?

I sure hope not, given that one of the posters who has contributed the most to this site falls into that category.

But I guess if Trip wanted to bring some other Belgians here and communicated with them in Belgian we'd tell him to get fucked too, right? I mean, people who don't speak our language clearly have nothing of value to offer us.

Frankly, I'm a bit ambivalent of actually posting here in another language than English. I've thought about this before1, and my conclusion was that without some sort of Google Translate plugin, it would get difficult. But we can surely try it as an experiment to see how it goes.

If I were to bring Dutch friends here, they'd speak English (I've tried but so far I just got them to read some good bits, most of them don't have time for a forum is the biggest reason). It would also bring another problem, because they speak English fluently, they'd be conversing with everyone on the forum just fine, but in the hypothetical Belgian subforum they'd post Dutch and you might get all sorts of gossipy backtalking about our Anglophone members who cannot read it but will see their usernames pop up now and then, and even with the best intentions you know how it goes and I dunno things might get ugly.


1 actually I was once thinking of setting up a Dutch Discordian forum, but given that most Dutch speak English and I'd invite you guys over as well, it'd get multilingual pretty soon, and be the same sort of thing. Not that I have time or energy to do that but it was an idea.
Me, personally, if I see my name pop up, especially in a language I don't immediately understand, I'm going to try my damnedest to understand the context and intent before jumping to a conclusion. But I get your point.

As it is, I like the idea of attempting bilingual communication. One, gives me a reason to brush up on my Spanish when I have free time to do so. Two, it encourages participation from non-English speakers. So, yeah, let's see how it goes. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 15, 2011, 09:02:09 PM
It would be different of everyone spoke english as a second language as well as Trip.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2011, 09:04:50 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 09:02:09 PM
It would be different of everyone spoke english as a second language as well as Trip.
Oh, definitely. But then, we'd run into the problem that Trip points out, which is that English would simply be the lingua franca. So... yeah.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2011, 09:07:27 PM
Hey, English is my second language too!

My native tongue is the language of love.   :wink:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Pæs on December 16, 2011, 12:06:29 AM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
And it isn't exactly easy to decipher anything that hirley0 posts, but it doesn't get my dander up any.
Holy shit. Imagine if we had a whole subforum of THAT.
I don't think the internet could handle the TRUTHINESS.

I'd probably get all "GTFO MAH INTERNUTS WITH YOUR NON-ENGLISH" at hirley0 if I wasn't scared shitless.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2011, 12:28:34 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 07:33:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:59:36 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
Okay, I'll bite. So I'm prepared to accept for arguments sake that coming to an exclusively english speaking forum, that everyone posts in english on and posting in some other language (is it spanish or some shit?) is a perfectly acceptable way of making friends and communicating and not trolling in the slightests. I'm down with that on account of I'm at work right now and too drunk to really give a fuck or argue the toss but really? When you do post in english you post a bunch of slap-happy pinealist shite? Maybe not a troll but only if they're too fucking dumb to be.

You seem to have missed the entire point, which is that we'd like it to not just be an exclusively english-speaking forum.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, because that meme is totally specific to one tiny forum full of asstards.

Your point about being not exclusively English is good.  However, from Spain, America, or not, he's still an asstard.  Just because he writes it in another language does not mean what he posts is less fuckwitted.

Luna can you argue why I am a asstard?, I'd be happy to read your arguments. If you have no arguments... well, you will be as my imagination thinks you are. And please, I do not want to think such things of you, my little Eris.

Other than being a misogynistic shitfuck who thinks women are bitches who owe men sex, I can't see a single thing wrong with you.

BTW about half this forum is women, so if you came here expecting an Internet sausage fest to screech in support of your ideas, you're barking up the wrong tree. Try totse2.com, it's more your speed.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 16, 2011, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
The spanish will invade us. It's what they do. just ask the incas
:hashishim:
Yeah right! Remember the last time the Spanish tried to invade us? That turned out to be the biggest giggle since. . . . . .well, evar!
*Row, row, row your boats, back to fuckin' Spain, too late, sunk them all, ha, ha ha, haha*  :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:18:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 16, 2011, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
The spanish will invade us. It's what they do. just ask the incas
:hashishim:
Yeah right! Remember the last time the Spanish tried to invade us? That turned out to be the biggest giggle since. . . . . .well, evar!
*Row, row, row your boats, back to fuckin' Spain, too late, sunk them all, ha, ha ha, haha*  :lulz:

I'm not an expert or anything, but I think Badbeast just owned the fuck out of the entire internet, Spanish history, and my pance.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:19 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 16, 2011, 12:06:29 AM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
And it isn't exactly easy to decipher anything that hirley0 posts, but it doesn't get my dander up any.
Holy shit. Imagine if we had a whole subforum of THAT.
I don't think the internet could handle the TRUTHINESS.

I'd probably get all "GTFO MAH INTERNUTS WITH YOUR NON-ENGLISH" at hirley0 if I wasn't scared shitless.

Hirley0 is our resident prophet.

Our inability to understand him is hardly HIS concern.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Pæs on December 16, 2011, 03:22:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:19 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 16, 2011, 12:06:29 AM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
And it isn't exactly easy to decipher anything that hirley0 posts, but it doesn't get my dander up any.
Holy shit. Imagine if we had a whole subforum of THAT.
I don't think the internet could handle the TRUTHINESS.

I'd probably get all "GTFO MAH INTERNUTS WITH YOUR NON-ENGLISH" at hirley0 if I wasn't scared shitless.

Hirley0 is our resident prophet.

Our inability to understand him is hardly HIS concern.
So much this.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:18:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 16, 2011, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
The spanish will invade us. It's what they do. just ask the incas
:hashishim:
Yeah right! Remember the last time the Spanish tried to invade us? That turned out to be the biggest giggle since. . . . . .well, evar!
*Row, row, row your boats, back to fuckin' Spain, too late, sunk them all, ha, ha ha, haha*  :lulz:

I'm not an expert or anything, but I think Badbeast just owned the fuck out of the entire internet, Spanish history, and my pance.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:24:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:19 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 16, 2011, 12:06:29 AM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
And it isn't exactly easy to decipher anything that hirley0 posts, but it doesn't get my dander up any.
Holy shit. Imagine if we had a whole subforum of THAT.
I don't think the internet could handle the TRUTHINESS.

I'd probably get all "GTFO MAH INTERNUTS WITH YOUR NON-ENGLISH" at hirley0 if I wasn't scared shitless.

Hirley0 is our resident prophet.

Our inability to understand him is hardly HIS concern.

He is amazing.

He once published a complete ASCII diagram + instructions for making stirrup pants.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 16, 2011, 03:31:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:18:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 16, 2011, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
The spanish will invade us. It's what they do. just ask the incas
:hashishim:
Yeah right! Remember the last time the Spanish tried to invade us? That turned out to be the biggest giggle since. . . . . .well, evar!
*Row, row, row your boats, back to fuckin' Spain, too late, sunk them all, ha, ha ha, haha*  :lulz:

I'm not an expert or anything, but I think Badbeast just owned the fuck out of the entire internet, Spanish history, and my pance.

I'm declaring myself an expert, and I concur with TGRR's statement.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:45:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.

I talked to him once, a year or so ago.

He seemed distracted.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:45:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:45:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.

I talked to him once, a year or so ago.

He seemed distracted.

He was probably thinking about other things.

Other, really important things that we will never understand.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:46:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:45:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:45:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.

I talked to him once, a year or so ago.

He seemed distracted.

He was probably thinking about other things.

Other, really important things that we will never understand.

My exact impression.   Odds are, most of what he says is either gibberish or merely shorthand notes for his studies.

But that's not how I'm betting.  We Holy Men™ know each other on sight.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:46:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:45:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:45:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.

I talked to him once, a year or so ago.

He seemed distracted.

He was probably thinking about other things.

Other, really important things that we will never understand.

My exact impression.   Odds are, most of what he says is either gibberish or merely shorthand notes for his studies.

But that's not how I'm betting.  We Holy Men™ know each other on sight.

Yep.

And you know how he got that way, right?

This is no ordinary case of crazy. This is the full-on Holy™. As you've already picked up on.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:49:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:46:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:45:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:45:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.

I talked to him once, a year or so ago.

He seemed distracted.

He was probably thinking about other things.

Other, really important things that we will never understand.

My exact impression.   Odds are, most of what he says is either gibberish or merely shorthand notes for his studies.

But that's not how I'm betting.  We Holy Men™ know each other on sight.

Yep.

And you know how he got that way, right?

This is no ordinary case of crazy. This is the full-on Holy™. As you've already picked up on.

I am all ears.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2011, 04:07:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:49:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:46:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:45:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:45:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.

I talked to him once, a year or so ago.

He seemed distracted.

He was probably thinking about other things.

Other, really important things that we will never understand.

My exact impression.   Odds are, most of what he says is either gibberish or merely shorthand notes for his studies.

But that's not how I'm betting.  We Holy Men™ know each other on sight.

Yep.

And you know how he got that way, right?

This is no ordinary case of crazy. This is the full-on Holy™. As you've already picked up on.

I am all ears.

You know how we all heard about the military using soldiers as chemical test subjects in the 1960's?

PILLS HERE.

N0p signed up, and was sent on the hallucinogen tour. What you see is the result. The bonus is that he gets a nice check every month and gets to take as many classes at PSU as he wants for free.

He's older, but I actually don't think he's a ton older than me (I mean, not more than 20 years older). I met him almost 20 years ago and he looked exactly the same as he does now.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2011, 01:01:02 PM
For serious?  We have a real, honest, MKULTRA survivor on this board?


For some reason, this delights me.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 16, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
I wanna have a cuppa joe with him someday.

For some reason, I get the sense that ECHGF would have no problem understanding him.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 16, 2011, 02:40:27 PM
He seems to be all over subjects that are actually quite relevant and interesting to me (spectral analysis and geology, mostly), which makes me wish I could understand more.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Triple Zero on December 16, 2011, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 04:07:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:49:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:49:05 AMYep.

And you know how he got that way, right?

This is no ordinary case of crazy. This is the full-on Holy™. As you've already picked up on.

I am all ears.
You know how we all heard about the military using soldiers as chemical test subjects in the 1960's?

PILLS HERE.

N0p signed up, and was sent on the hallucinogen tour. What you see is the result. The bonus is that he gets a nice check every month and gets to take as many classes at PSU as he wants for free.

He's older, but I actually don't think he's a ton older than me (I mean, not more than 20 years older). I met him almost 20 years ago and he looked exactly the same as he does now.

Wow thanks for explaining us that. That way, I know that, if ever striking up a conversation, I know I'm not wasting my time deciphering a loon that's just trying to be difficult for no reason. Of course you already said as much before, but now it's easier to have a picture of the why and how.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2011, 04:35:54 PM
Yeah! He's really a cool guy, and definitely brilliant. Understanding him can be quite the challenge, and sometimes you manage to decipher him only to realize that he's spent the last 20 pages detailing a hostile interaction over the pear stack at  the supermarket.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 17, 2011, 10:58:12 AM
I know two ther MKUltra survivors... they also exhibit odd behavior... and are both brilliant in one way or another.

I wonder if anyone has done any studies on the experiments?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 17, 2011, 04:14:40 PM
I know there's a whole rake of stuff on the David Icke website, about MKULTRA, and Project Monarch, and how the research is still playing out in various covert Ops around the World. Have a bit of a sift through this lot.
http://www.davidicke.com/articles/mind-control-mainmenu-39/47565-origins-and-techniques-of-monarch-mind-control-

I know Icke is a bit of a joke in some circles, but he's gone a lot deeper into this shit than most, and some of the stuff he uncovers is quite chilling.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cain on December 17, 2011, 04:40:49 PM
I've read the declassified MK-Ultra papers.  The ones the agency didn't burn in a frenzy of record destroying in the early 70s, anyway.

Some of them were fairly standard psychological testing, of the sort that would not be out of character for a University department to undertake, and with no real ethical violations.  Others....not so good.  I made a decent study of Dr Ewen Cameron's treatments in Canada, sponsored by the CIA...he was convinced he could reduce the mind to a blank slate through drugs, hypnosis and electro-shock therapy, and rebuild the personality from the ground up.

Needless to say, human psychology is abit more complex than that, and Cameron's experiments left the subjects utterly ruined as people, suffering numerous mental illness related issues, incontinence, PTSD and in crippling pain.

Peter Levenda believes the Agency never gave up on MK-Ultra, but instead they moved from overtly scientific programs to ones more to do with cult activities and their techniques of brainwashing.  There is certainly enough evidence to suggest possible Agency involvement in the Symbionese Liberation Army debacle and Jonestown Massacre, which in turn could suggest the program continued under another name up until the end of the 1970s, and perhaps even longer.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 17, 2011, 04:59:13 PM
I think the ongoing MKULTRA stuff is now called Project Monarch, and involves implementing and perfecting mind control on large numbers of people, in various MKULTRA originated techniques.
http://www.activistpost.com/2010/12/10-modern-methods-of-mind-control.html

Some of it is deliberately set up to attract the less credible conspiracy nuts, and deflect attention from the more sinister applications of what they have discovered they can do. And as there is no official recognition of their research, or even their existence, they pretty much have Tabula Rasa.

Much of the early classified research from MKULTRA is trickling out from our Security Agencies under the Freedom of information act, but as fast as we get the old stuff, there's always new stuff being hidden away for decades in "National Security Interests" every day. I think the only solid  conlusion we can draw from this is that MKULTRA is very much still going on,on a larger scale than ever imagined.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: valdemarian on December 18, 2011, 09:12:28 AM
I've been browsing this forum for over a year, registered recently for no significant reason.
Holy Man™ keeps me in the shadows, smirking. Preemptive middle finger to you kind sir.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 18, 2011, 09:20:49 AM
Way to go lurker. Then you must know how much a gesture of pre-emptive braggadocio is likely to make anyone think twice about being a dick to you. I am fearful of your 'devil may care' swagger, so I shall bite my tongue, lest I say something that brings your wrath down upon me. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Pæs on December 18, 2011, 09:25:05 AM
Quote from: valdemarian on December 18, 2011, 09:12:28 AM
I've been browsing this forum for over a year, registered recently for no significant reason.
Holy Man™ keeps me in the shadows, smirking. Preemptive middle finger to you kind sir.
ANOTHER ONE OBSESSED WITH ROGER.
</self-fulfilling prophecy>
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 18, 2011, 10:28:19 AM
Will they evar laern?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cain on December 18, 2011, 02:05:22 PM
I've seen absolutely no evidence that Project Monarch exists outside of the fevered imaginations of conspiracy theorists, BB.

Even the name of such a project comes from within those ranks.  Cathy O'Brien came up with the term, I believe, and her testimony is...questionable (Disassociative Identity Disorder with perfect recall of the actions of the alters?  That is not how DID works.  In fact that is the opposite of how DID works).

In fact, if you're looking for evidence of continuing attempts to perfect torture techniques with the use of drugs....then the best place to look is the Bush administration's extraordinary rendition program.  There were very disturbing rumours in the fall of 2008, when everyone else was paying attention to the election, that CIA medical officers had experimented on terrorist suspects in foreign countries with previously unused cocktails of drugs, which were used in addition to whatever techniques the host country felt may produce a response.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 18, 2011, 02:39:08 PM
I didn't know O'Brian was the source for the Monarch thing.  But I have been reading how when the C.I.A was originally set up, the majority of it's operatives was were handpicked  SS Officers (And later, their sons) who had bought their tickets out of the Nuremberg Circus with research on the same trauma conditioning techniques Josef Mengeles was conducting in the death camps.

It never made logical sense to me why those Camps were staffed almost exclusively by SS Troops (Who, as elite fighting units could have been deployed in a more strategically effective way on the front lines) until I dug a little deeper into the mad dog's shite that Himmler was obsessed with. Now I think that even Hitler was taken aback as he realised just what a murderous psychopath he had for a Lieutenant.

So now there is no surprise that the C.I.A are still making use of, and enlarging upon that trauma conditioning research with their interrogation methods, and their (now documented) deep post hypnotic command MKULTRA testing of sleeper agents. 

   
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 12:49:15 PM
I think we have all experienced our particular Mk Ultra.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 19, 2011, 12:55:38 PM
So, Khore, I gotta ask...

When are you gonna stop saying stupid shit?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Pæs on December 19, 2011, 01:08:57 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 12:55:38 PM
So, Khore, I gotta ask...

When are you gonna stop saying stupid shit?
All signs point to "Not quite yet".
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 19, 2011, 01:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 12:55:38 PM
So, Khore, I gotta ask...

When are you gonna stop saying stupid shit?

Eventually, I figure, the very air will revolt at all the stupid in the world and kill everybody.  (This is the REAL cause of pollution, it's already sending "cut out the shit" warnings.)

I'm hoping it kills the stupid ones, first.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2011, 02:54:28 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 12:49:15 PM
I think we have all experienced our particular Mk Ultra.

I can only assume from the idiocy of this statement that you don't know what MKULTRA is, and can't be bothered to look it up because you're a lazy twat.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 03:32:40 PM
Sorry guys, I hope you can forgive me. I will say the least possible stupid things to try to contain your anger.
Honestly.
Khore.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 19, 2011, 03:40:34 PM
There is no forgiveness in Discordia, only Payne!
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 19, 2011, 03:50:56 PM
The Payne of Discordia Pix only the finest.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 19, 2011, 04:15:03 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 03:32:40 PM
Sorry guys, I hope you can forgive me. I will say the least possible stupid things to try to contain your anger.
Honestly.
Khore.

I'm not mad at you at all. It's just that you seem to display the capacity for critical thinking and intelligent discourse so I don't understand why you seem to spout off shit like that without stopping to think about whether or not it adds to the discussion, or even makes any sense.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cain on December 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
IIRC, Khore is a teenager, which does explain a lot.

Not that teenagers are not entirely incapable of reasonable and rational thought (Idem, Cainad etc), it's just the odds tend to be a fair bit lower and it can take them some time to turn it around.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 19, 2011, 04:37:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
IIRC, Khore is a teenager, which does explain a lot.

Not that teenagers are not entirely incapable of reasonable and rational thought (Idem, Cainad etc), it's just the odds tend to be a fair bit lower and it can take them some time to turn it around.
I seem to remember some really 'special' moments while I was figuring that one out. And I'm still not sure I've got it quite right yet.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2011, 04:40:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
IIRC, Khore is a teenager, which does explain a lot.

Not that teenagers are not entirely incapable of reasonable and rational thought (Idem, Cainad etc), it's just the odds tend to be a fair bit lower and it can take them some time to turn it around.

Hopefully he'll learn.

Odds are not looking promising though.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 19, 2011, 04:49:02 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

You were wrong.  You have made dazzling displays of stupid, and still show no sign of a functioning brain.  Fuck off.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 19, 2011, 04:50:10 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

I would say at a minimum you are providing entertainment. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2011, 04:49:02 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

You were wrong.  You have made dazzling displays of stupid, and still show no sign of a functioning brain.  Fuck off.

I love you too, Luna.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2011, 04:53:16 PM
I am not, in fact, entertained.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Suu on December 19, 2011, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2011, 04:49:02 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

You were wrong.  You have made dazzling displays of stupid, and still show no sign of a functioning brain.  Fuck off.

I love you too, Luna.

:wade: <--- ?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 19, 2011, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 19, 2011, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2011, 04:49:02 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

You were wrong.  You have made dazzling displays of stupid, and still show no sign of a functioning brain.  Fuck off.

I love you too, Luna.

:wade: <--- ?

No.

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Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 19, 2011, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
IIRC, Khore is a teenager, which does explain a lot.

Not that teenagers are not entirely incapable of reasonable and rational thought (Idem, Cainad etc), it's just the odds tend to be a fair bit lower and it can take them some time to turn it around.

Yep, that's why I keep giving him the benefit of the doubt. I was about as fucking retarded as someone could be when I was that age, and I was definitely one of those idiots who THOUGHT I was smarter than everyone else.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 06:18:06 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

What, that women are "bitches" and are thus property?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
IIRC, Khore is a teenager, which does explain a lot.

Not that teenagers are not entirely incapable of reasonable and rational thought (Idem, Cainad etc), it's just the odds tend to be a fair bit lower and it can take them some time to turn it around.

Yep, that's why I keep giving him the benefit of the doubt. I was about as fucking retarded as someone could be when I was that age, and I was definitely one of those idiots who THOUGHT I was smarter than everyone else.

Yes, much blablabla "ad hominem", but 0 arguments (not "ad hominem").

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 06:18:06 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

What, that women are "bitches" and are thus property?
Of my property? :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:24:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2011, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 19, 2011, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2011, 04:49:02 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

You were wrong.  You have made dazzling displays of stupid, and still show no sign of a functioning brain.  Fuck off.

I love you too, Luna.

:wade: <--- ?

No.

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You have not said a single word that is impossible that I know.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 07:29:12 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
IIRC, Khore is a teenager, which does explain a lot.

Not that teenagers are not entirely incapable of reasonable and rational thought (Idem, Cainad etc), it's just the odds tend to be a fair bit lower and it can take them some time to turn it around.

Yep, that's why I keep giving him the benefit of the doubt. I was about as fucking retarded as someone could be when I was that age, and I was definitely one of those idiots who THOUGHT I was smarter than everyone else.

Yes, much blablabla "ad hominem", but 0 arguments (not "ad hominem").

You're a QUICK one.  :lulz:

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 06:18:06 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

What, that women are "bitches" and are thus property?
Of my property? :lulz:

What?   :?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:31:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 07:29:12 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
IIRC, Khore is a teenager, which does explain a lot.

Not that teenagers are not entirely incapable of reasonable and rational thought (Idem, Cainad etc), it's just the odds tend to be a fair bit lower and it can take them some time to turn it around.

Yep, that's why I keep giving him the benefit of the doubt. I was about as fucking retarded as someone could be when I was that age, and I was definitely one of those idiots who THOUGHT I was smarter than everyone else.

Yes, much blablabla "ad hominem", but 0 arguments (not "ad hominem").

You're a QUICK one.  :lulz:

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 06:18:06 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

What, that women are "bitches" and are thus property?
Of my property? :lulz:

What?   :?

They are free.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:31:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 07:29:12 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
IIRC, Khore is a teenager, which does explain a lot.

Not that teenagers are not entirely incapable of reasonable and rational thought (Idem, Cainad etc), it's just the odds tend to be a fair bit lower and it can take them some time to turn it around.

Yep, that's why I keep giving him the benefit of the doubt. I was about as fucking retarded as someone could be when I was that age, and I was definitely one of those idiots who THOUGHT I was smarter than everyone else.

Yes, much blablabla "ad hominem", but 0 arguments (not "ad hominem").

You're a QUICK one.  :lulz:

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 06:18:06 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

What, that women are "bitches" and are thus property?
Of my property? :lulz:

What?   :?

They are free.

I read your "essay".  You would prefer that they were chattel, that they would in fact NOT be free, and exist only as fucktoys for basement cases such as yourself.

:lulz:

Idiot.  Do you even read what you write?  Or are you just copying someone else's shit?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:31:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 07:29:12 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
IIRC, Khore is a teenager, which does explain a lot.

Not that teenagers are not entirely incapable of reasonable and rational thought (Idem, Cainad etc), it's just the odds tend to be a fair bit lower and it can take them some time to turn it around.

Yep, that's why I keep giving him the benefit of the doubt. I was about as fucking retarded as someone could be when I was that age, and I was definitely one of those idiots who THOUGHT I was smarter than everyone else.

Yes, much blablabla "ad hominem", but 0 arguments (not "ad hominem").

You're a QUICK one.  :lulz:

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 06:18:06 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart... hey, i was supposing that i was saying cool things :lulz: :wink:

What, that women are "bitches" and are thus property?
Of my property? :lulz:

What?   :?

They are free.

I read your "essay".  You would prefer that they were chattel, that they would in fact NOT be free, and exist only as fucktoys for basement cases such as yourself.

:lulz:

Idiot.  Do you even read what you write?  Or are you just copying someone else's shit?

It says that, they are free and if they want help to the society, they can do sex more with others, free (like everybody) or selling her vagina to others. If all do it, the society will do sex more and more is better for all of us. Freely exercising prostitutes are the most free women in the Earth. You understand? They can have sex everywhere whith everything, and they win money for it... freely. Legalize prostitution. All feel love when we have free sex.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 19, 2011, 07:50:33 PM
He's like a mish-mash of Rev. Uncle BadTouch, BGP, and someone doing a bad impersonation of Enrico. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 07:59:37 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
It says that, they are free and if they want help to the society, they can do sex more with others, free (like everybody) or selling her vagina to others. If all do it, the society will do sex more and more is better for all of us. Freely exercising prostitutes are the most free women in the Earth. You understand? They can have sex everywhere whith everything, and they win money for it... freely. Legalize prostitution. All feel love when we have free sex.

The free part:

They can already do that.  But it seems they don't want to be your fuck-toilet.  Too bad, basement-boy.  You should consider investing in a sex doll or something.

The prostitution thing:

By definition, that wouldn't be "free sex".

Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:00:09 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 19, 2011, 07:50:33 PM
He's like a mish-mash of Rev. Uncle BadTouch, BGP, and someone doing a bad impersonation of Enrico. 

Yeah, but BGP and Enrico were funny.

This guy is just pathetic.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 07:59:37 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
It says that, they are free and if they want help to the society, they can do sex more with others, free (like everybody) or selling her vagina to others. If all do it, the society will do sex more and more is better for all of us. Freely exercising prostitutes are the most free women in the Earth. You understand? They can have sex everywhere whith everything, and they win money for it... freely. Legalize prostitution. All feel love when we have free sex.

The free part:

They can already do that.  But it seems they don't want to be your fuck-toilet.  Too bad, basement-boy.  You should consider investing in a sex doll or something.

The prostitution thing:

By definition, that wouldn't be "free sex".



Yes, it can be free sex too and with money! But they have fear to do it because of people like you :sad:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:00:09 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 19, 2011, 07:50:33 PM
He's like a mish-mash of Rev. Uncle BadTouch, BGP, and someone doing a bad impersonation of Enrico.  

Yeah, but BGP and Enrico were funny.

This guy is just pathetic.

Yeah, however you are not pathetic, i give to you a 8/10 and a 11/10.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yes, it can be free sex too adn with money! But they have fear to do it because of people like you.

Yep.  My full name is The Good Reverend Roger, Scourge of Prostitutes.  When I'm not busy throwing kittens into traffic, I am hunting prostitutes with a high powered rifle, because it is my God-given right as an American to stalk, hunt, and eat street walkers.  Ask around.  Congressmen hate me, but it's right in the constitution.

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yeah, however you are not pathetic, i give to you a 8/10 and a 11/10.

What's the East German judge got to say about it?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yes, it can be free sex too adn with money! But they have fear to do it because of people like you.

Yep.  My full name is The Good Reverend Roger, Scourge of Prostitutes.  When I'm not busy throwing kittens into traffic, I am hunting prostitutes with a high powered rifle, because it is my God-given right as an American to stalk, hunt, and eat street walkers.  Ask around.  Congressmen hate me, but it's right in the constitution.

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yeah, however you are not pathetic, i give to you a 8/10 and a 11/10.

What's the East German judge got to say about it?

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PD: Can you see the penis? This is for Luna.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yes, it can be free sex too adn with money! But they have fear to do it because of people like you.

Yep.  My full name is The Good Reverend Roger, Scourge of Prostitutes.  When I'm not busy throwing kittens into traffic, I am hunting prostitutes with a high powered rifle, because it is my God-given right as an American to stalk, hunt, and eat street walkers.  Ask around.  Congressmen hate me, but it's right in the constitution.

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yeah, however you are not pathetic, i give to you a 8/10 and a 11/10.

What's the East German judge got to say about it?
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/403/YouMad.jpg?1260647699)

Dear PD:  I TOLD you guys Khore was a totse tard.  :lol:

As such, I shall take out my hate of totse2 on Khore, effective immediately.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yes, it can be free sex too adn with money! But they have fear to do it because of people like you.

Yep.  My full name is The Good Reverend Roger, Scourge of Prostitutes.  When I'm not busy throwing kittens into traffic, I am hunting prostitutes with a high powered rifle, because it is my God-given right as an American to stalk, hunt, and eat street walkers.  Ask around.  Congressmen hate me, but it's right in the constitution.

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yeah, however you are not pathetic, i give to you a 8/10 and a 11/10.

What's the East German judge got to say about it?
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/403/YouMad.jpg?1260647699)

Dear PD:  I TOLD you guys Khore was a totse tard.  :lol:

As such, I shall take out my hate of totse2 on Khore, effective immediately.

Yeah, im tired.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yes, it can be free sex too adn with money! But they have fear to do it because of people like you.

Yep.  My full name is The Good Reverend Roger, Scourge of Prostitutes.  When I'm not busy throwing kittens into traffic, I am hunting prostitutes with a high powered rifle, because it is my God-given right as an American to stalk, hunt, and eat street walkers.  Ask around.  Congressmen hate me, but it's right in the constitution.

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yeah, however you are not pathetic, i give to you a 8/10 and a 11/10.

What's the East German judge got to say about it?
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/403/YouMad.jpg?1260647699)

Dear PD:  I TOLD you guys Khore was a totse tard.  :lol:

As such, I shall take out my hate of totse2 on Khore, effective immediately.

Yeah, im tired.

Yeah, you sure as hell are tired, totse boy.  And weak.  And, it turns out, unable to maintain your troll, as this is twice now that you've posted the worn-out U MAD bullshit when the only person angry is you.

:lol:

Now, since we've established that you're from totse2, how long before we have to put up with you gabbling racism like your buddies over there?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:28:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yes, it can be free sex too adn with money! But they have fear to do it because of people like you.

Yep.  My full name is The Good Reverend Roger, Scourge of Prostitutes.  When I'm not busy throwing kittens into traffic, I am hunting prostitutes with a high powered rifle, because it is my God-given right as an American to stalk, hunt, and eat street walkers.  Ask around.  Congressmen hate me, but it's right in the constitution.

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yeah, however you are not pathetic, i give to you a 8/10 and a 11/10.

What's the East German judge got to say about it?
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/403/YouMad.jpg?1260647699)

Dear PD:  I TOLD you guys Khore was a totse tard.  :lol:

As such, I shall take out my hate of totse2 on Khore, effective immediately.

Yeah, im tired.

Yeah, you sure as hell are tired, totse boy.  And weak.  And, it turns out, unable to maintain your troll, as this is twice now that you've posted the worn-out U MAD bullshit when the only person angry is you.

:lol:

Now, since we've established that you're from totse2, how long before we have to put up with you gabbling racism like your buddies over there?
:tyra:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Awww...Khore is all butthurt.   :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 19, 2011, 08:34:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yes, it can be free sex too adn with money! But they have fear to do it because of people like you.

Yep.  My full name is The Good Reverend Roger, Scourge of Prostitutes.  When I'm not busy throwing kittens into traffic, I am hunting prostitutes with a high powered rifle, because it is my God-given right as an American to stalk, hunt, and eat street walkers.  Ask around.  Congressmen hate me, but it's right in the constitution.

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yeah, however you are not pathetic, i give to you a 8/10 and a 11/10.

What's the East German judge got to say about it?
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/403/YouMad.jpg?1260647699)

Dear PD:  I TOLD you guys Khore was a totse tard.  :lol:

As such, I shall take out my hate of totse2 on Khore, effective immediately.

Yeah, im tired.

Yeah, you sure as hell are tired, totse boy.  And weak.  And, it turns out, unable to maintain your troll, as this is twice now that you've posted the worn-out U MAD bullshit when the only person angry is you.

:lol:

Now, since we've established that you're from totse2, how long before we have to put up with you gabbling racism like your buddies over there?

I think he thinks I'm mad, Roger.  He doesn't seem to get the subtle difference between angry and the combination of disgust, pity, revulsion, and pure :vom: that I'm sure ALL women feel around him, which is the reason why he has to sneak cash out of his daddy's wallet in order to get any.  It's also why he does this shit, because ANY attention is better than none.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:41:36 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2011, 08:34:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yes, it can be free sex too adn with money! But they have fear to do it because of people like you.

Yep.  My full name is The Good Reverend Roger, Scourge of Prostitutes.  When I'm not busy throwing kittens into traffic, I am hunting prostitutes with a high powered rifle, because it is my God-given right as an American to stalk, hunt, and eat street walkers.  Ask around.  Congressmen hate me, but it's right in the constitution.

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
Yeah, however you are not pathetic, i give to you a 8/10 and a 11/10.

What's the East German judge got to say about it?
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/403/YouMad.jpg?1260647699)

Dear PD:  I TOLD you guys Khore was a totse tard.  :lol:

As such, I shall take out my hate of totse2 on Khore, effective immediately.

Yeah, im tired.

Yeah, you sure as hell are tired, totse boy.  And weak.  And, it turns out, unable to maintain your troll, as this is twice now that you've posted the worn-out U MAD bullshit when the only person angry is you.

:lol:

Now, since we've established that you're from totse2, how long before we have to put up with you gabbling racism like your buddies over there?

I think he thinks I'm mad, Roger.  He doesn't seem to get the subtle difference between angry and the combination of disgust, pity, revulsion, and pure :vom: that I'm sure ALL women feel around him, which is the reason why he has to sneak cash out of his daddy's wallet in order to get any.  It's also why he does this shit, because ANY attention is better than none.

He's from totse2.  Nothing can convince me otherwise, now.

So I'm gonna shit all over any threads he starts, but not in a way that would keep the thread going.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:47:54 PM

It says that, they are free and if they want help to the society, they can do sex more with others, free (like everybody) or selling her vagina to others. If all do it, the society will do sex more and more is better for all of us. Freely exercising prostitutes are the most free women in the Earth. You understand? They can have sex everywhere whith everything, and they win money for it... freely. Legalize prostitution. All feel love when we have free sex.

Translation:

Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
I have mommy issues and I wish my mother was a prostitute so that I could pay her to let me fuck her.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Triple Zero on December 19, 2011, 11:26:58 PM
hmmmm I was wondering if he's from Totse2 where did he get a stable Spanish proxy like that, but checking I see he's had four different ones now, I wouldn't be surprised if they turn out to be located on opposite sides of Spain or something :lol: [though 3 out of 4 are from the same subnet, this jury is still out]
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Lord Cataplanga on December 19, 2011, 11:37:14 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 19, 2011, 11:26:58 PM
hmmmm I was wondering if he's from Totse2 where did he get a stable Spanish proxy like that, but checking I see he's had four different ones now, I wouldn't be surprised if they turn out to be located on opposite sides of Spain or something :lol: [though 3 out of 4 are from the same subnet, this jury is still out]

There is no law that says you can't be from Spain and from Totse2. I am positively sure that Spanish Spanish (as in Spanish from Spain) is his first language, so he probably really is in Spain.

That said, I'm totally stealing his multilingual subforum routine next time I need to troll some forum. Even though it wasn't really a troll.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2011, 12:03:42 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 19, 2011, 11:26:58 PM
hmmmm I was wondering if he's from Totse2 where did he get a stable Spanish proxy like that, but checking I see he's had four different ones now, I wouldn't be surprised if they turn out to be located on opposite sides of Spain or something :lol: [though 3 out of 4 are from the same subnet, this jury is still out]

There's no rule stating that totse can't have a member from Spain.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 20, 2011, 12:19:24 AM
There is also no rule that says one can not be from Spain AND be a troll...
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2011, 12:21:28 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 19, 2011, 11:26:58 PM
hmmmm I was wondering if he's from Totse2 where did he get a stable Spanish proxy like that, but checking I see he's had four different ones now, I wouldn't be surprised if they turn out to be located on opposite sides of Spain or something :lol: [though 3 out of 4 are from the same subnet, this jury is still out]

It's probably Fang.  :lol:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 20, 2011, 07:49:15 AM
I've never talked seriously with Luna and The Good Reverend Roger.
Discordians? my ass :wink:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Telarus on December 20, 2011, 08:50:33 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart...

See, that's the problem. You're clinging to memes that are 50 years old and have already evolved.

The new meme is:


Discordianism! Sticking Apart is More Fun when we do it Together!
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 20, 2011, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 20, 2011, 08:50:33 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart...

See, that's the problem. You're clinging to memes that are 50 years old and have already evolved.

The new meme is:


Discordianism! Sticking Apart is More Fun when we do it Together!

Thanks, you are helping me, not like others.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Pæs on December 20, 2011, 10:57:28 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 20, 2011, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 20, 2011, 08:50:33 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart...

See, that's the problem. You're clinging to memes that are 50 years old and have already evolved.

The new meme is:


Discordianism! Sticking Apart is More Fun when we do it Together!

Thanks, you are helping me, not like others.
Everyone is helping you.

"You are stupid and you say stupid things" is valuable advice when you are stupid and saying stupid things.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 20, 2011, 11:06:23 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 20, 2011, 10:57:28 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 20, 2011, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 20, 2011, 08:50:33 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart...

See, that's the problem. You're clinging to memes that are 50 years old and have already evolved.

The new meme is:


Discordianism! Sticking Apart is More Fun when we do it Together!

Thanks, you are helping me, not like others.
Everyone is helping you.

"You are stupid and you say stupid things" is valuable advice when you are stupid and saying stupid things.

Truth, Paes.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 20, 2011, 12:30:11 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 20, 2011, 10:57:28 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 20, 2011, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 20, 2011, 08:50:33 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart...

See, that's the problem. You're clinging to memes that are 50 years old and have already evolved.

The new meme is:


Discordianism! Sticking Apart is More Fun when we do it Together!

Thanks, you are helping me, not like others.
Everyone is helping you.

"You are stupid and you say stupid things" is valuable advice when you are stupid and saying stupid things.
Ok, if i am stupid why nothing kill me?
You're like a hyena my friend. Well, nothing "is", just looks.
I'm just stupid for a moment, a moment later I can be saying something intelligent.
Almost anyone is helping me, just point the finger, but do nothing to try to understand, change, adapt, learn, they just say "abuse things" against me. Sorry for them.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Pæs on December 20, 2011, 12:44:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 20, 2011, 12:30:11 PM
Ok, if i am stupid why nothing kill me?
Luck.

My bad luck.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 20, 2011, 12:48:26 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 20, 2011, 12:30:11 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 20, 2011, 10:57:28 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 20, 2011, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 20, 2011, 08:50:33 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart...

See, that's the problem. You're clinging to memes that are 50 years old and have already evolved.

The new meme is:


Discordianism! Sticking Apart is More Fun when we do it Together!

Thanks, you are helping me, not like others.
Everyone is helping you.

"You are stupid and you say stupid things" is valuable advice when you are stupid and saying stupid things.
Ok, if i am stupid why nothing kill me?
You're like a hyena my friend. Well, nothing "is", just looks.
I'm just stupid for a moment, a moment later I can be saying something intelligent.
Almost anyone is helping me, just point the finger, but do nothing to try to understand, change, adapt, learn, they just say "abuse things" against me. Sorry for them.

Why hasn't anything killed you, if you're stupid?  Because the deity loves morons.  That's why there are so many of them.  

Here's my one and only piece of actual advice for you.  Particularly when you're dealing with a language and/or culture that you don't understand, when you do, say, or post something so fucking offensive that it brings down a rain of shit on your head, you have options.

The worst possible one was to edit the original post and thread title and pretend it didn't happen.  It's like a cat trying to cover a steaming turd on a linoleum floor.  It's like a two year old screaming, "no, i didn't!"  Almost as bad is trying to twist what was posted, and say that wasn't what you REALLY meant.

Had you actually not meant to be offensive, you would have APOLOGIZED.  If it was a translation issue, you could have asked those here who translate better to help you get the point across better.  

You didn't.  You just decided to make a bigger ass of yourself.

So, fuck off.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 20, 2011, 01:20:17 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 20, 2011, 12:44:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 20, 2011, 12:30:11 PM
Ok, if i am stupid why nothing kill me?
Luck.

My bad luck.
Just idiot.
No, maybe the answer of a kid.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 20, 2011, 01:22:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 12:48:26 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 20, 2011, 12:30:11 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 20, 2011, 10:57:28 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 20, 2011, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 20, 2011, 08:50:33 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
We Discordians, must sitck apart...

See, that's the problem. You're clinging to memes that are 50 years old and have already evolved.

The new meme is:


Discordianism! Sticking Apart is More Fun when we do it Together!

Thanks, you are helping me, not like others.
Everyone is helping you.

"You are stupid and you say stupid things" is valuable advice when you are stupid and saying stupid things.
Ok, if i am stupid why nothing kill me?
You're like a hyena my friend. Well, nothing "is", just looks.
I'm just stupid for a moment, a moment later I can be saying something intelligent.
Almost anyone is helping me, just point the finger, but do nothing to try to understand, change, adapt, learn, they just say "abuse things" against me. Sorry for them.

Why hasn't anything killed you, if you're stupid?  Because the deity loves morons.  That's why there are so many of them.  

Here's my one and only piece of actual advice for you.  Particularly when you're dealing with a language and/or culture that you don't understand, when you do, say, or post something so fucking offensive that it brings down a rain of shit on your head, you have options.

The worst possible one was to edit the original post and thread title and pretend it didn't happen.  It's like a cat trying to cover a steaming turd on a linoleum floor.  It's like a two year old screaming, "no, i didn't!"  Almost as bad is trying to twist what was posted, and say that wasn't what you REALLY meant.

Had you actually not meant to be offensive, you would have APOLOGIZED.  If it was a translation issue, you could have asked those here who translate better to help you get the point across better.  

You didn't.  You just decided to make a bigger ass of yourself.

So, fuck off.

Apologies, trying to excuse your hatred, your anger. But do not do any good.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 20, 2011, 08:51:44 PM
Khore, that's not hatred mate, as you'd know if you'd ever really seen hatred. All you've done here is said some stupid shit, and people are calling you on it. The more you try and justify it, the more entangled in a flamewar you will get. You cannot win like that. (And there is so much win in this forum, it's unreal) The process you are going through here is common enough, we've all seen it many, many times. Nine times out of ten, it ends in you getting so butthurt, you will leave these forums, full of smouldering resentment,
only to return after a month or two, with a different IP, and a huge chip on your shoulder, to repeat the process again. And again.

While this can be entertaining for us, (occaisionally) it does tend to reinforce the belief that some hold here, that monkeys cannot learn.
One or two people have mentioned ITT and others that you have shown potential, and I tend to agree. Having thought about it, I think the main obstacle in your way is that you say stupid shit, and when someone pulls you up on it, you attempt to justify or explain it. (The 'saying stupid shit' part, isn't the problem, btw)

I think the point of effectively asking you to fuck off and/or lurk moar has passed, so it's up to you at this point. The tactic you're currently using here WILL end in tears. (Yours) So YOU have to change it. The help is all here. We're all fucking sick of people turning up here, and making the same mistakes as the last n00bs all did. There's nothing we all want more than for new people to turn up, and "get it".

So I thought, if saying stupid shit, and acting like a Troll seems to be the problem, we can all make good use of that. Turn it into an asset, rather than a liability, by getting involved in one of the many Troll Safaris that are around. If you can find them. Go on some other forum full of dicks, and spread some righteous dickery around.

Trolling us here (If that's what you're doing) is lazy, and counter productive. We're too easy to Troll, because A/ We won't ban you. and B/ We generally won't respond unless you're good at it which often makes the would be Troll think they're good at it. (And they're not)

We however, have Trolls that make other Trolls look like retarded furbies. (See unlimited travelling furby thread) and while you certainly have the "Going on a forum and saying stupid inflammatory shit" part down,  your choice of forum to do it on is lamentable.

So I suggest you go back, and read this thread again, but try to do it in an objective way. Pretend it's some dick, who's just turned up, waving his e-penis around, wanting to make a splash. Then have a bit of think about what you want from this board.  We'll probably all still be here if /  when you get back. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 10:01:51 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 20, 2011, 08:51:44 PM
Khore, that's not hatred mate, as you'd know if you'd ever really seen hatred. All you've done here is said some stupid shit, and people are calling you on it. The more you try and justify it, the more entangled in a flamewar you will get. You cannot win like that. (And there is so much win in this forum, it's unreal) The process you are going through here is common enough, we've all seen it many, many times. Nine times out of ten, it ends in you getting so butthurt, you will leave these forums, full of smouldering resentment,
only to return after a month or two, with a different IP, and a huge chip on your shoulder, to repeat the process again. And again.

While this can be entertaining for us, (occaisionally) it does tend to reinforce the belief that some hold here, that monkeys cannot learn.
One or two people have mentioned ITT and others that you have shown potential, and I tend to agree. Having thought about it, I think the main obstacle in your way is that you say stupid shit, and when someone pulls you up on it, you attempt to justify or explain it. (The 'saying stupid shit' part, isn't the problem, btw)

I think the point of effectively asking you to fuck off and/or lurk moar has passed, so it's up to you at this point. The tactic you're currently using here WILL end in tears. (Yours) So YOU have to change it. The help is all here. We're all fucking sick of people turning up here, and making the same mistakes as the last n00bs all did. There's nothing we all want more than for new people to turn up, and "get it".

So I thought, if saying stupid shit, and acting like a Troll seems to be the problem, we can all make good use of that. Turn it into an asset, rather than a liability, by getting involved in one of the many Troll Safaris that are around. If you can find them. Go on some other forum full of dicks, and spread some righteous dickery around.

Trolling us here (If that's what you're doing) is lazy, and counter productive. We're too easy to Troll, because A/ We won't ban you. and B/ We generally won't respond unless you're good at it which often makes the would be Troll think they're good at it. (And they're not)

We however, have Trolls that make other Trolls look like retarded furbies. (See unlimited travelling furby thread) and while you certainly have the "Going on a forum and saying stupid inflammatory shit" part down,  your choice of forum to do it on is lamentable.

So I suggest you go back, and read this thread again, but try to do it in an objective way. Pretend it's some dick, who's just turned up, waving his e-penis around, wanting to make a splash. Then have a bit of think about what you want from this board.  We'll probably all still be here if /  when you get back. 

I only playing, and, i treated this like a play, but im tired now of the play. I am spanish, im not english, i cant continue the play, it cost much energies and google translator and is boring right now so please, stop, I will not continue playing this game. I promise.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2011, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 10:01:51 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 20, 2011, 08:51:44 PM
Khore, that's not hatred mate, as you'd know if you'd ever really seen hatred. All you've done here is said some stupid shit, and people are calling you on it. The more you try and justify it, the more entangled in a flamewar you will get. You cannot win like that. (And there is so much win in this forum, it's unreal) The process you are going through here is common enough, we've all seen it many, many times. Nine times out of ten, it ends in you getting so butthurt, you will leave these forums, full of smouldering resentment,
only to return after a month or two, with a different IP, and a huge chip on your shoulder, to repeat the process again. And again.

While this can be entertaining for us, (occaisionally) it does tend to reinforce the belief that some hold here, that monkeys cannot learn.
One or two people have mentioned ITT and others that you have shown potential, and I tend to agree. Having thought about it, I think the main obstacle in your way is that you say stupid shit, and when someone pulls you up on it, you attempt to justify or explain it. (The 'saying stupid shit' part, isn't the problem, btw)

I think the point of effectively asking you to fuck off and/or lurk moar has passed, so it's up to you at this point. The tactic you're currently using here WILL end in tears. (Yours) So YOU have to change it. The help is all here. We're all fucking sick of people turning up here, and making the same mistakes as the last n00bs all did. There's nothing we all want more than for new people to turn up, and "get it".

So I thought, if saying stupid shit, and acting like a Troll seems to be the problem, we can all make good use of that. Turn it into an asset, rather than a liability, by getting involved in one of the many Troll Safaris that are around. If you can find them. Go on some other forum full of dicks, and spread some righteous dickery around.

Trolling us here (If that's what you're doing) is lazy, and counter productive. We're too easy to Troll, because A/ We won't ban you. and B/ We generally won't respond unless you're good at it which often makes the would be Troll think they're good at it. (And they're not)

We however, have Trolls that make other Trolls look like retarded furbies. (See unlimited travelling furby thread) and while you certainly have the "Going on a forum and saying stupid inflammatory shit" part down,  your choice of forum to do it on is lamentable.

So I suggest you go back, and read this thread again, but try to do it in an objective way. Pretend it's some dick, who's just turned up, waving his e-penis around, wanting to make a splash. Then have a bit of think about what you want from this board.  We'll probably all still be here if /  when you get back. 

I only playing, and, i treated this like a play, but im tired now of the play. I am spanish, im not english, i cant continue the play, it cost much energies and google translator and is boring right now so please, stop, I will not continue playing this game. I promise.

Haha! Not how it works, fucker  :evil:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 10:28:34 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2011, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 10:01:51 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 20, 2011, 08:51:44 PM
Khore, that's not hatred mate, as you'd know if you'd ever really seen hatred. All you've done here is said some stupid shit, and people are calling you on it. The more you try and justify it, the more entangled in a flamewar you will get. You cannot win like that. (And there is so much win in this forum, it's unreal) The process you are going through here is common enough, we've all seen it many, many times. Nine times out of ten, it ends in you getting so butthurt, you will leave these forums, full of smouldering resentment,
only to return after a month or two, with a different IP, and a huge chip on your shoulder, to repeat the process again. And again.

While this can be entertaining for us, (occaisionally) it does tend to reinforce the belief that some hold here, that monkeys cannot learn.
One or two people have mentioned ITT and others that you have shown potential, and I tend to agree. Having thought about it, I think the main obstacle in your way is that you say stupid shit, and when someone pulls you up on it, you attempt to justify or explain it. (The 'saying stupid shit' part, isn't the problem, btw)

I think the point of effectively asking you to fuck off and/or lurk moar has passed, so it's up to you at this point. The tactic you're currently using here WILL end in tears. (Yours) So YOU have to change it. The help is all here. We're all fucking sick of people turning up here, and making the same mistakes as the last n00bs all did. There's nothing we all want more than for new people to turn up, and "get it".

So I thought, if saying stupid shit, and acting like a Troll seems to be the problem, we can all make good use of that. Turn it into an asset, rather than a liability, by getting involved in one of the many Troll Safaris that are around. If you can find them. Go on some other forum full of dicks, and spread some righteous dickery around.

Trolling us here (If that's what you're doing) is lazy, and counter productive. We're too easy to Troll, because A/ We won't ban you. and B/ We generally won't respond unless you're good at it which often makes the would be Troll think they're good at it. (And they're not)

We however, have Trolls that make other Trolls look like retarded furbies. (See unlimited travelling furby thread) and while you certainly have the "Going on a forum and saying stupid inflammatory shit" part down,  your choice of forum to do it on is lamentable.

So I suggest you go back, and read this thread again, but try to do it in an objective way. Pretend it's some dick, who's just turned up, waving his e-penis around, wanting to make a splash. Then have a bit of think about what you want from this board.  We'll probably all still be here if /  when you get back. 

I only playing, and, i treated this like a play, but im tired now of the play. I am spanish, im not english, i cant continue the play, it cost much energies and google translator and is boring right now so please, stop, I will not continue playing this game. I promise.

Haha! Not how it works, fucker  :evil:
Mindfuck :fnord:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 10:28:34 AM
Mindfuck :fnord:

No it fucking wasn't.  Unless your mind is a slightly retarded preacher's daughter with round heels on.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 10:28:34 AM
Mindfuck :fnord:

No it fucking wasn't.  Unless your mind is a slightly retarded preacher's daughter with round heels on.
Mindfuck again :fnord:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 02:29:28 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 10:28:34 AM
Mindfuck :fnord:

No it fucking wasn't.  Unless your mind is a slightly retarded preacher's daughter with round heels on.
Mindfuck again :fnord:

Okay.  You're utterly hopeless.  I'll leave your posts for suckers with nothing better to do.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2011, 02:36:21 PM
Serious question, Khore. Why is it that you insist upon throwing genuine attempts to reach out to you and help you adapt to the community you have found yourself in back in the faces of your would-be helpers?

Pregunta seria, Khore. ¿Por qué insisten en lanzar genuinos intentos de llegar a te y le ayudará a adaptarse a la comunidad que te has encontrado en la parte posterior en las caras de los aspirantes a ayudantes?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 02:29:28 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 10:28:34 AM
Mindfuck :fnord:

No it fucking wasn't.  Unless your mind is a slightly retarded preacher's daughter with round heels on.
Mindfuck again :fnord:

Okay.  You're utterly hopeless.  I'll leave your posts for suckers with nothing better to do.
You're insulting me, what can I say? insult you too? :fnord:

Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:36:21 PM
Serious question, Khore. Why is it that you insist upon throwing genuine attempts to reach out to you and help you adapt to the community you have found yourself in back in the faces of your would-be helpers?

Pregunta seria, Khore. ¿Por qué insisten en lanzar genuinos intentos de llegar a te y le ayudará a adaptarse a la comunidad que te has encontrado en la parte posterior en las caras de los aspirantes a ayudantes?

You're you are one of the few people who do, there are others that instead of trying to explore new people, attack them and try to quickly oppress them for being different from themselves. Nothing new, origin of many wars and other problems. Is sad to me, but, only sad. Eris, forgive them, they dont know what they do.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Scribbly on December 21, 2011, 02:47:29 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 02:29:28 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 10:28:34 AM
Mindfuck :fnord:

No it fucking wasn't.  Unless your mind is a slightly retarded preacher's daughter with round heels on.
Mindfuck again :fnord:

Okay.  You're utterly hopeless.  I'll leave your posts for suckers with nothing better to do.
You're insulting me, what can I say? insult you too? :fnord:

Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:36:21 PM
Serious question, Khore. Why is it that you insist upon throwing genuine attempts to reach out to you and help you adapt to the community you have found yourself in back in the faces of your would-be helpers?

Pregunta seria, Khore. ¿Por qué insisten en lanzar genuinos intentos de llegar a te y le ayudará a adaptarse a la comunidad que te has encontrado en la parte posterior en las caras de los aspirantes a ayudantes?

You're you are one of the few people who do, there are others that instead of trying to explore new people, attack them and try to quickly oppress them for being different from themselves. Nothing new, origin of many wars and other problems. Is sad to me, but, only sad. Eris, forgive them, they dont know what they do.

Eris isn't in the habit of forgiving people.

If you're really lucky, she might not notice. That's about the best you can hope for.

Eris no está en el hábito de perdonar a la gente.

Si tienes suerte, ella no se daría cuenta. Eso es lo mejor que puedes esperar.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:36:21 PM
Serious question, Khore. Why is it that you insist upon throwing genuine attempts to reach out to you and help you adapt to the community you have found yourself in back in the faces of your would-be helpers?

Pregunta seria, Khore. ¿Por qué insisten en lanzar genuinos intentos de llegar a te y le ayudará a adaptarse a la comunidad que te has encontrado en la parte posterior en las caras de los aspirantes a ayudantes?

You're you are one of the few people who do, there are others that instead of trying to explore new people, attack them and try to quickly oppress them for being different from themselves. Nothing new, origin of many wars and other problems. Is sad to me, but, only sad. Eris, forgive them, they dont know what they do.
Actually, BadBeast made a valiant attempt just now at the top of this page. I realize that there are language issues, but to completely ignore him is... completely idiotic. And you are completely mistaken if you think they do not know what they are doing. Quite the opposite.

En realidad, BadBeast hizo un valiente intento en este momento en la parte superior de esta página. Me doy cuenta de que hay problemas de idioma, pero es totalmente lo ignoran ... completamente idiota. Y te están completamente equivocados si piensan que no saben lo que están haciendo. Todo lo contrario.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 02:54:36 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
Eris, forgive them, they dont know what they do.

Wrong religion, sucker.  I think you're looking for the Catholic church.  It's 3 websites over.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:55:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:36:21 PM
Serious question, Khore. Why is it that you insist upon throwing genuine attempts to reach out to you and help you adapt to the community you have found yourself in back in the faces of your would-be helpers?

Pregunta seria, Khore. ¿Por qué insisten en lanzar genuinos intentos de llegar a te y le ayudará a adaptarse a la comunidad que te has encontrado en la parte posterior en las caras de los aspirantes a ayudantes?

You're you are one of the few people who do, there are others that instead of trying to explore new people, attack them and try to quickly oppress them for being different from themselves. Nothing new, origin of many wars and other problems. Is sad to me, but, only sad. Eris, forgive them, they dont know what they do.
Actually, BadBeast made a valiant attempt just now at the top of this page. I realize that there are language issues, but to completely ignore him is... completely idiotic. And you are completely mistaken if you think they do not know what they are doing. Quite the opposite.

En realidad, BadBeast hizo un valiente intento en este momento en la parte superior de esta página. Me doy cuenta de que hay problemas de idioma, pero es totalmente lo ignoran ... completamente idiota. Y te están completamente equivocados si piensan que no saben lo que están haciendo. Todo lo contrario.

Ok, so... what can i say? Fnord.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2011, 02:58:19 PM
Don't reply to bait, for starters.  Discuss what you want to discuss and engage accordingly. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2011, 03:01:09 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:55:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:36:21 PM
Serious question, Khore. Why is it that you insist upon throwing genuine attempts to reach out to you and help you adapt to the community you have found yourself in back in the faces of your would-be helpers?

Pregunta seria, Khore. ¿Por qué insisten en lanzar genuinos intentos de llegar a te y le ayudará a adaptarse a la comunidad que te has encontrado en la parte posterior en las caras de los aspirantes a ayudantes?

You're you are one of the few people who do, there are others that instead of trying to explore new people, attack them and try to quickly oppress them for being different from themselves. Nothing new, origin of many wars and other problems. Is sad to me, but, only sad. Eris, forgive them, they dont know what they do.
Actually, BadBeast made a valiant attempt just now at the top of this page. I realize that there are language issues, but to completely ignore him is... completely idiotic. And you are completely mistaken if you think they do not know what they are doing. Quite the opposite.

En realidad, BadBeast hizo un valiente intento en este momento en la parte superior de esta página. Me doy cuenta de que hay problemas de idioma, pero es totalmente lo ignoran ... completamente idiota. Y te están completamente equivocados si piensan que no saben lo que están haciendo. Todo lo contrario.

Ok, so... what can i say? Fnord.
I don't know why I bothered. Well, I gave a good faith effort, and that's what really matters, right?

Yo no sé por qué me molestaba. Bueno, me dio un esfuerzo de buena fe, y eso es lo que realmente importa, ¿verdad?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Luna on December 21, 2011, 03:13:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 03:01:09 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:55:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:36:21 PM
Serious question, Khore. Why is it that you insist upon throwing genuine attempts to reach out to you and help you adapt to the community you have found yourself in back in the faces of your would-be helpers?

Pregunta seria, Khore. ¿Por qué insisten en lanzar genuinos intentos de llegar a te y le ayudará a adaptarse a la comunidad que te has encontrado en la parte posterior en las caras de los aspirantes a ayudantes?

You're you are one of the few people who do, there are others that instead of trying to explore new people, attack them and try to quickly oppress them for being different from themselves. Nothing new, origin of many wars and other problems. Is sad to me, but, only sad. Eris, forgive them, they dont know what they do.
Actually, BadBeast made a valiant attempt just now at the top of this page. I realize that there are language issues, but to completely ignore him is... completely idiotic. And you are completely mistaken if you think they do not know what they are doing. Quite the opposite.

En realidad, BadBeast hizo un valiente intento en este momento en la parte superior de esta página. Me doy cuenta de que hay problemas de idioma, pero es totalmente lo ignoran ... completamente idiota. Y te están completamente equivocados si piensan que no saben lo que están haciendo. Todo lo contrario.

Ok, so... what can i say? Fnord.
I don't know why I bothered. Well, I gave a good faith effort, and that's what really matters, right?

Yo no sé por qué me molestaba. Bueno, me dio un esfuerzo de buena fe, y eso es lo que realmente importa, ¿verdad?

You were remarkably patient with this one, Phox.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 03:01:09 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:55:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 02:36:21 PM
Serious question, Khore. Why is it that you insist upon throwing genuine attempts to reach out to you and help you adapt to the community you have found yourself in back in the faces of your would-be helpers?

Pregunta seria, Khore. ¿Por qué insisten en lanzar genuinos intentos de llegar a te y le ayudará a adaptarse a la comunidad que te has encontrado en la parte posterior en las caras de los aspirantes a ayudantes?

You're you are one of the few people who do, there are others that instead of trying to explore new people, attack them and try to quickly oppress them for being different from themselves. Nothing new, origin of many wars and other problems. Is sad to me, but, only sad. Eris, forgive them, they dont know what they do.
Actually, BadBeast made a valiant attempt just now at the top of this page. I realize that there are language issues, but to completely ignore him is... completely idiotic. And you are completely mistaken if you think they do not know what they are doing. Quite the opposite.

En realidad, BadBeast hizo un valiente intento en este momento en la parte superior de esta página. Me doy cuenta de que hay problemas de idioma, pero es totalmente lo ignoran ... completamente idiota. Y te están completamente equivocados si piensan que no saben lo que están haciendo. Todo lo contrario.

Ok, so... what can i say? Fnord.
I don't know why I bothered. Well, I gave a good faith effort, and that's what really matters, right?

Yo no sé por qué me molestaba. Bueno, me dio un esfuerzo de buena fe, y eso es lo que realmente importa, ¿verdad?

Hey I think misunderstood your message (language problems). Anyway, if anyone wants me, I'll go.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
Anyway, if anyone wants me, I'll go.

I keep swearing off Khore's posts, but then he keeps posting funny shit like that.

"If a man has shoes, I will give them to him.
If a man has no shoes, I will take them from him."
- JR "Bob" Dobbs, saying the benediction before he 1982 Chicago regional sales association meeting.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
Anyway, if anyone wants me, I'll go.

I keep swearing off Khore's posts, but then he keeps posting funny shit like that.

"If a man has shoes, I will give them to him.
If a man has no shoes, I will take them from him."
- JR "Bob" Dobbs, saying the benediction before he 1982 Chicago regional sales association meeting.
Yes, language problems. You and I could very well lead if not for that. A pity.
Sí, problemas de lenguaje. Tu y yo podríamos llevarnos de puta madre si no fuera por eso. Una pena.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
Anyway, if anyone wants me, I'll go.

I keep swearing off Khore's posts, but then he keeps posting funny shit like that.

"If a man has shoes, I will give them to him.
If a man has no shoes, I will take them from him."
- JR "Bob" Dobbs, saying the benediction before he 1982 Chicago regional sales association meeting.
Yes, language problems. You and I could very well lead if not for that. A pity.
Sí, problemas de lenguaje. Tu y yo podríamos llevarnos de puta madre si no fuera por eso. Una pena.

My mother is a what, you little scumbag?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Scribbly on December 21, 2011, 04:00:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
Anyway, if anyone wants me, I'll go.

I keep swearing off Khore's posts, but then he keeps posting funny shit like that.

"If a man has shoes, I will give them to him.
If a man has no shoes, I will take them from him."
- JR "Bob" Dobbs, saying the benediction before he 1982 Chicago regional sales association meeting.
Yes, language problems. You and I could very well lead if not for that. A pity.
Sí, problemas de lenguaje. Tu y yo podríamos llevarnos de puta madre si no fuera por eso. Una pena.

My mother is a what, you little scumbag?


Google translate says he wants your ass.

Does... does he know what he's asking for  :x :?
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:02:22 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on December 21, 2011, 04:00:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
Anyway, if anyone wants me, I'll go.

I keep swearing off Khore's posts, but then he keeps posting funny shit like that.

"If a man has shoes, I will give them to him.
If a man has no shoes, I will take them from him."
- JR "Bob" Dobbs, saying the benediction before he 1982 Chicago regional sales association meeting.
Yes, language problems. You and I could very well lead if not for that. A pity.
Sí, problemas de lenguaje. Tu y yo podríamos llevarnos de puta madre si no fuera por eso. Una pena.

My mother is a what, you little scumbag?


Google translate says he wants your ass.

Does... does he know what he's asking for  :x :?

Roger's gutter Spanish learned in the army translates "puta madre" quite efficiently, thanks.

Time to turn up the heat, I think.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:03:46 PM
Hell yeah, even my Spanglish knows what that means.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:04:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:03:46 PM
Hell yeah, even my Spanglish knows what that means.

I hope none of you are offended by what's going to happen.

I mean, I know Cain won't...He's done worse to students of rich bastards.

I mean the rest of you.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2011, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on December 21, 2011, 04:00:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
Anyway, if anyone wants me, I'll go.

I keep swearing off Khore's posts, but then he keeps posting funny shit like that.

"If a man has shoes, I will give them to him.
If a man has no shoes, I will take them from him."
- JR "Bob" Dobbs, saying the benediction before he 1982 Chicago regional sales association meeting.
Yes, language problems. You and I could very well lead if not for that. A pity.
Sí, problemas de lenguaje. Tu y yo podríamos llevarnos de puta madre si no fuera por eso. Una pena.

My mother is a what, you little scumbag?


Google translate says he wants your ass.

Does... does he know what he's asking for  :x :?

When I plug it in it says:  "Yes, language problems. You and me could take his ass if not for that. A pity."

So Khore and TGRR could take who's ass?  "Bob"'s?  Doesn't make much sense.  
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2011, 04:05:08 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
Anyway, if anyone wants me, I'll go.

I keep swearing off Khore's posts, but then he keeps posting funny shit like that.

"If a man has shoes, I will give them to him.
If a man has no shoes, I will take them from him."
- JR "Bob" Dobbs, saying the benediction before he 1982 Chicago regional sales association meeting.
Yes, language problems. You and I could very well lead if not for that. A pity.
Sí, problemas de lenguaje. Tu y yo podríamos llevarnos de puta madre si no fuera por eso. Una pena.
I am slowly deciding that there are far fewer language problems than I might have wanted to believe. I was attributing your lack of understanding to the language barrier, after it was apparent that you really were saying stupid bullshit. So.. .yeah, ain't buying it.

Poco a poco voy decidiendo que hay muchos menos problemas con el idioma que yo hubiera querido creer. Yo estaba atribuyendo su falta de comprensión de la barrera del idioma, después de que fuera evidente que en realidad estaban diciendo estúpida mentira. Así que .. . sí, no lo está comprando.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2011, 04:07:24 PM
Well.... sir, "puta" is a whore, and "madre" is of course, mother. having trouble piecing together exactly what is being said.... but uh, yeah... that's pretty blatant.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Scribbly on December 21, 2011, 04:08:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:04:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:03:46 PM
Hell yeah, even my Spanglish knows what that means.

I hope none of you are offended by what's going to happen.

I mean, I know Cain won't...He's done worse to students of rich bastards.

I mean the rest of you.

I... think that, all things considered, whatever happens next, well... he brought it on himself.

I'd like a chance to change out of this shirt, though. I'm fond of it but it stains real easy.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
"De puta madre" is equal to "bloody brilliant"
See: http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=3892
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:10:40 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
"De puta madre" is equal to "bloody brilliant"

No, it fucking isn't.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2011, 04:13:21 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
"De puta madre" is equal to "bloody brilliant"
See: http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=3892

Eh, doesn't matter at this point buddy.  The board needs to feast.  Some friendly advice, you're better off just going for a walk for an hour or two. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:10:40 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
"De puta madre" is equal to "bloody brilliant"

No, it fucking isn't.

Yes, "Hey, lo vamos a pasar de puta madre". In english is: "Hey we are going to pass a great time".
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2011, 04:14:27 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
"De puta madre" is equal to "bloody brilliant"
See: http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=3892
I will accept this though, I'd say it's more like "On your mother's tits".

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:10:40 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 21, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
"De puta madre" is equal to "bloody brilliant"

No, it fucking isn't.
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that it's a colloquialism that uses common dirty words. I don't see any indication of it being "your mother is a whore" in that sentence. "de puta madre" is... well, I can't figure it out. The rest of the sentence checks out with his translation though.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:14:55 PM
I did some checking, and in Actual Spain, it is apparently a non-insulting phrase.

Khore, you have to understand, almost everyone on this board speaks Latinamericano Spanish.  Where such a phrase is not used, and, well...I don't need to point out the problem there.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Khore on December 21, 2011, 04:15:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:14:55 PM
I did some checking, and in Actual Spain, it is apparently a non-insulting phrase.

Khore, you have to understand, almost everyone on this board speaks Latinamericano Spanish.  Where such a phrase is not used, and, well...I don't need to point out the problem there.

Yes, sorry.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:16:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:14:55 PM
I did some checking, and in Actual Spain, it is apparently a non-insulting phrase.

Khore, you have to understand, almost everyone on this board speaks Latinamericano Spanish.  Where such a phrase is not used, and, well...I don't need to point out the problem there.

His Spanish is defective.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:17:30 PM
If people in Spain can't use the Spanish language properly, they should apologize and give it back to Mexico.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
Tell me about it.  They lisp over there and everything.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2011, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:16:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:14:55 PM
I did some checking, and in Actual Spain, it is apparently a non-insulting phrase.

Khore, you have to understand, almost everyone on this board speaks Latinamericano Spanish.  Where such a phrase is not used, and, well...I don't need to point out the problem there.

His Spanish is defective.

To be fair the whole country is defective. They haven't been the same since Badbeast and his cronies sunk their armada.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2011, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:17:30 PM
If people in Spain can't use the Spanish language properly, they should apologize and give it back to Mexico.
:lulz:

In all seriousness, Roger, feel free to go off on Khore about everything else. THAT was a legit case of linguistic problems.  :lol:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2011, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:16:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:14:55 PM
I did some checking, and in Actual Spain, it is apparently a non-insulting phrase.

Khore, you have to understand, almost everyone on this board speaks Latinamericano Spanish.  Where such a phrase is not used, and, well...I don't need to point out the problem there.

His Spanish is defective.

To be fair the whole country is defective. They haven't been the same since Badbeast and his cronies sunk their armada.

Granted.  Though they had a gigantic navy, it was mostly obsolete and no longer was relevant to the military needs of the day.

Good thing we Americans would never do anything like that.  Those 12 carrier fleets are necessary, you bastards!  When Zombie Tojo comes back with his fleet of undead mariners, you bastards will be singing a different tune!  YOU'LL THANK US THEN, EUROPEANS!
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:17:30 PM
If people in Spain can't use the Spanish language properly, they should apologize and give it back to Mexico.
:lulz:

In all seriousness, Roger, feel free to go off on Khore about everything else. THAT was a legit case of linguistic problems.  :lol:

I am.  I am going off over his linguistic problems.  He is using the wrong Spanish, much the way Australians use an out-dated and bug-ridden version of English.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2011, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:17:30 PM
If people in Spain can't use the Spanish language properly, they should apologize and give it back to Mexico.
:lulz:

In all seriousness, Roger, feel free to go off on Khore about everything else. THAT was a legit case of linguistic problems.  :lol:

I am.  I am going off over his linguistic problems.  He is using the wrong Spanish, much the way Australians use an out-dated and bug-ridden version of English.
This is a legitimate beef, yes. Carry on, Good Reverend.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:26:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 21, 2011, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:17:30 PM
If people in Spain can't use the Spanish language properly, they should apologize and give it back to Mexico.
:lulz:

In all seriousness, Roger, feel free to go off on Khore about everything else. THAT was a legit case of linguistic problems.  :lol:

I am.  I am going off over his linguistic problems.  He is using the wrong Spanish, much the way Australians use an out-dated and bug-ridden version of English.
This is a legitimate beef, yes. Carry on, Good Reverend.

Of course it's legitimate.  I am a Holy Man™.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 21, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
The subtle nuances of colloquial English rarely translate well into other languages either. When we say over here that something is "The Dog's Bollocks", it's difficult to explain to the Japanese Ambassador that he's actually just been complemented on his Nation's contribution to the cartoon film industry. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 21, 2011, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
The subtle nuances of colloquial English rarely translate well into other languages either. When we say over here that something is "The Dog's Bollocks", it's difficult to explain to the Japanese Ambassador that he's actually just been complemented on his Nation's contribution to the cartoon film industry. 

The Dog's Bollocks = The Cat's Meow???
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 21, 2011, 08:35:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2011, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2011, 04:16:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2011, 04:14:55 PM
I did some checking, and in Actual Spain, it is apparently a non-insulting phrase.

Khore, you have to understand, almost everyone on this board speaks Latinamericano Spanish.  Where such a phrase is not used, and, well...I don't need to point out the problem there.

His Spanish is defective.

To be fair the whole country is defective. They haven't been the same since Badbeast and his cronies sunk their armada.



(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/badbeastarmada.jpg)
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: BadBeast on December 21, 2011, 08:55:00 PM
You cunning bastard Twid! I'd forgotten I'd even posted that. I'm sending the boys around.  :argh!:
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/cover-ghost-recony-1.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 21, 2011, 08:58:32 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2013, 04:02:03 AM
Bump.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2013, 04:14:51 AM
SHIT, DO WE HAVE A NEW ONE? INCOMING!
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 08, 2013, 04:27:10 AM
Wow, I forgot about this one.

Though, that said, I also forgot the background info on hirley0, which does explain a bit.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:11:17 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM
Okay, let's get things perfectly straight:  I hate stupid people.  I am on a planet where the vast majority of people are stupid all the time, and everyone else is stupid some of the time.  Now, before you think I'm off on some Dunning/Krueger trip, let me remind you that I myself am as stupid as a sack of shit.  I'm not stupid often, but when I am, I exceed normal limitations...I am, after all, the guy who got his tongue stuck in an Epson tractor-feed printer in 1996.  As such, I hate me too, and next time I see me, I'm going to kick my ass.

Okay, disclaimer over.  When I act like a total jackass to new people, I am basically checking to see if they're stupid.  The Ugly American troll is my way of seeing if people will react in one of two ways:  Either ripping me a new ass (acceptable if they think I'm serious), or by laughing or even running with the gag (if they realize I'm joking).  It's almost...a sociological experiment, if you will, except that I never have any idea how they're going to react.

I do these horrible things because I care.  I am, as you know, a Holy Man™, and as such I am obligated to protect myself from the profane, the blind monkeys who would otherwise crawl all over me with illegal sex toys and writs and summons and bills and shit, hounding me ceaselessly to mend my ways.  Well, my ways are Holy™, and I can manage my own sex toys, thank you very much.  Therefore, I gird my loins1 and stride forth to do Mighty Battle upon the Serious Bidness that is the Internet Supermarket.

Non-sequitor:  The great thing about benzos is that they kick in really fucking fast, and they're totally legal if you tell the doctor you have "rage issues".  Imagine that.  Me with rage issues.

Now, I have in the past backslid, and bowed to the pressure to be nice to the little darlings, to be more accomodating to people who show up claiming to be charmingly mentally ill, or Emperor Norton II, or even Libertarian, but in each case, I am shortly afterward asked to bring HOLY FIRE unto the non-believers...Sometimes by the very people who told me to stop pooping on the very same new person in question.  And with each backsliding, the Gods™ become more and more angry, and we get things like tsunamis and reactor fires and boy bands.  And I cannot be responsible for these things.  It's a question of karma...I mean, I've already bought something like 10,000 years as a series of dung beetles.  You can't expect me to add to that, can you?

There's also the question of wrath blockage.  Constipation of hate.  While I keep asking you scurvy fuckers to kill me, I do not wish to explode in a horrible blizzard of shit that drenches everything for miles in an awful-smelling, sticky veneer of my feces and...

Um.

Never mind.

Or Kill me.



1  Girding your loins isn't nearly as dirtyfun as it sounds.

Drugs are good for me.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
Mix drugs with booze! Then you see prophecy!
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
Mix drugs with booze! Then you see prophecy!

Then you get a valium hangover.   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 08:32:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
Mix drugs with booze! Then you see prophecy!

Then you get a valium hangover.   :horrormirth:

Jesus took nine inch nails.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:33:24 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:32:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
Mix drugs with booze! Then you see prophecy!

Then you get a valium hangover.   :horrormirth:

Jesus took nine inch nails.

And look how THAT turned out.  He STILL can't play the piano.
Title: Re: In Defense of Being a Dick to New People
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 08:34:40 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:33:24 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:32:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
Mix drugs with booze! Then you see prophecy!

Then you get a valium hangover.   :horrormirth:

Jesus took nine inch nails.

And look how THAT turned out.  He STILL can't play the piano.

Mitten salesman of the year!