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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on December 15, 2011, 02:30:41 PM

Title: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Cain on December 15, 2011, 02:30:41 PM
Holy shit, it all just went to hell

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16187519 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o8-eLZhrOA)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:34:18 PM
 :popcorn:

also - syrian government terrorism might be forgivable but that paul mcartney link-thing was not  :argh!:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2011, 03:06:34 PM
Oh, fuck.  Even seeing the name of the song jammed it into my goddamn head.

And I have no access to the proper amount of scotch needed to burn it out.


:argh!:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 03:09:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:06:34 PM
Oh, fuck.  Even seeing the name of the song jammed it into my goddamn head.

And I have no access to the proper amount of scotch needed to burn it out.


:argh!:

You're fucked forever.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2011, 04:26:03 PM
Not cool, Cain, not cool.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:31:03 PM
This world is leading by monsters. Who is the fool who would rule or lead anyone? it is better to teach them to govern themselves that govern them. Is my opinion.

LOL, you caught me.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2011, 04:44:18 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:31:03 PM
This world is leading by monsters. Who is the fool who would rule or lead anyone? it is better to teach them to govern themselves that govern them. Is my opinion.

LOL, you caught me.

Ha!  You got Paul Punched!
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
YOU INHUMANE DICK!  :argh!:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2011, 04:51:38 PM
Christmas music is in and of itself a particularly cruel form of torture.

And you had to go and pick the worst, most obnoxious, most infectious piece of crap Christmas song out there, and hide it in the news.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 15, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
I like this song.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Suu on December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

This is not a bad thing, no matter what ECH tells you.


Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

The boiled down essence of shite Christmas music.

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 15, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
I like this song.

I thought it was Icelanders that had a high rate of insanity. Learn something new everyday.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on December 15, 2011, 05:16:32 PM
Didn't even click the link, but guessed what it is from clues in other posts, and now I have the song stuck in my head anyway.

:argh!:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 15, 2011, 05:18:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 15, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 15, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
I like this song.

I thought it was Icelanders that had a high rate of insanity. Learn something new everyday.

Icelanders are just Cabin Fevered norwegians.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Cain on December 15, 2011, 05:46:54 PM
SIIIIMPLY





HAAAAVING



A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!
\
(http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artists/304x304/paul-mccartney.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:47:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 05:46:54 PM
SIIIIMPLY





HAAAAVING



A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!
\
(http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artists/304x304/paul-mccartney.jpg)

ah hate yew
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Cramulus on December 15, 2011, 05:49:13 PM
you BASTARD  :argh!:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2011, 05:55:43 PM
Things to do:

build time machine, copyright song, sue paul mccartney.
Think of ways to punish cain.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 15, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

The boiled down essence of shite Christmas music.

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 15, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
I like this song.

I thought it was Icelanders that had a high rate of insanity. Learn something new everyday.

I suspect that, over in the land of frozen EVERYTHING, you might be able to turn on a radio or walk into a store without having carols inflicted upon you.

I swear, all next week I will bring in my iPod crammed with Christmas novelty songs.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2011, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 05:46:54 PM
SIIIIMPLY





HAAAAVING



A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!
\
(http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artists/304x304/paul-mccartney.jpg)

That was just flat evil. I'd have rather clicked a nimp link.  :crankey:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

This is not a bad thing, no matter what ECH tells you.




It's this specific opinion that is responsible for the state of your love life. I am certain of it.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 06:46:49 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

Not In My Pance.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2011, 07:28:57 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

This is not a bad thing, no matter what ECH tells you.

It's this specific opinion that is responsible for the state of your love life. I am certain of it.

:spittake: :spit:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Cain on December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

It used to combine the images of several shock sites with an endless stream of pop-up boxes an an audio track stating "hey everybody I'm looking at gay porno" until the machine crashed.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 09:59:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

It used to combine the images of several shock sites with an endless stream of pop-up boxes an an audio track stating "hey everybody I'm looking at gay porno" until the machine crashed.

That is...  Wow.  Just, wow.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 09:59:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

It used to combine the images of several shock sites with an endless stream of pop-up boxes an an audio track stating "hey everybody I'm looking at gay porno" until the machine crashed.

That is...  Wow.  Just, wow.

aka "nero_online.org"
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 10:03:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

Really? As in specifically blacklisted? Fuck that's an accomplishment. It was the GNAA that made it, right?

For those wondering: you could make up any URL like damascus-daily-news.on.nimp.org and it would redirect there. Very useful.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 15, 2011, 10:14:07 PM
Paul "longchops" McCartney is on Payne's hitlist. Cain is lucky that Our Messiah has no internets atm, or there would be Wrath.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Cain on December 15, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 10:03:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

Really? As in specifically blacklisted? Fuck that's an accomplishment. It was the GNAA that made it, right?

For those wondering: you could make up any URL like damascus-daily-news.on.nimp.org and it would redirect there. Very useful.

Yes and yes.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 10:29:49 PM
Something to take the taste out of your ears...

http://youtu.be/DiXjbI3kRus
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Suu on December 15, 2011, 11:29:27 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

This is not a bad thing, no matter what ECH tells you.




It's this specific opinion that is responsible for the state of your love life. I am certain of it.

:thanks:

You're an asshole, and I love you for it.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Suu on December 15, 2011, 11:33:57 PM
I promise you all,

this song will fix what ails you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI&ob=av2e
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 11:35:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 11:33:57 PM
I promise you all,

this song will fix what ails you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI&ob=av2e

Thank all that his holy that it loaded slow.  I got away with just the title.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Freeky on December 16, 2011, 12:58:13 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 02:30:41 PM
Holy shit, it all just went to hell

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16187519 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o8-eLZhrOA)

Well played, you bastard.  Well played.

:fuckmittens:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Chairman Risus on December 16, 2011, 01:05:09 AM
(http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/tools/img/shows/wiki/theventurebrothers/characters/monarch280.jpg)

YOU DICK!
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: maphdet on December 16, 2011, 01:10:15 AM
 :argh!:

Damn it you jelly rolled me OP.
:P
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2011, 01:52:17 AM
While we are bad 80s Christmas music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5cX_ncZLls


First of all, this song always reminds me of being a little kid in the 80s and how excited I would be about Christmas when it came on the radio. That's something that will never be taken away from me, so fuck ya'll.

Second of all, why does Sting look like such a scrub? He's dressed 10 years in advance. *gasp* STING IS A TIME TRAVELER

Third of all, Why is Simon LeBon always so FUCKING HOT?! Even now that he's old, he's still hot. I swear, I've had a crush on that man since I was 3.

-Suu
Still not writing her final

Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 16, 2011, 03:10:34 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 11:29:27 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

This is not a bad thing, no matter what ECH tells you.




It's this specific opinion that is responsible for the state of your love life. I am certain of it.

:thanks:

You're an asshole, and I love you for it.

It's just one of the many services I provide. :ECH:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2011, 08:57:42 AM
Cain, just as a heads up, next time I'm in England:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111215091340AAMIRUR
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Cain on December 16, 2011, 03:48:47 PM
I like that Jennifer Divona chick.  She understands how I roll.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 16, 2011, 04:00:16 PM
http://youtu.be/IF6mF0ebX6Q
Title: Re: BREAKING: Israeli jets bombing Damascus
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2011, 06:32:11 PM
YOU FUCKERS JUST MADE ME GET THE BIG GUNS WORST FUCKING SONG IN THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION THAT WOULD MAKE GIGGLES CURL UP IN A FETAL BALL AND CRY. IMMA NUKE THIS THREAD LIKE HIROSHIMA, SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO????? HUH? HUH???1?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y