You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT? I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit. Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass. You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!
It's sort of like voting isn't it?
Don't blame me, I voted for the other ass-cheek.
Auuughugh the existential shitmirth! :horrormirth:
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.
...it really makes perfect sense.
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.
...it really makes perfect sense.
This has been happening non-stop for a few weeks. Appearances aside, it doesn't seem to be connected with your hiatus.
What the fuck are you using for bogroll in the US? Sharkskin??
Try using kittens, or fluffy bunnies like civilised people!
Quote from: BadBeast on February 01, 2012, 06:38:56 PM
What the fuck are you using for bogroll in the US? Sharkskin??
Immigrants.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.
...it really makes perfect sense.
This has been happening non-stop for a few weeks. Appearances aside, it doesn't seem to be connected with your hiatus.
Nothing is connected to my hiatus, I was more commenting on how your post makes perfect sense.
My cognitive skills are still broken.
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.
...it really makes perfect sense.
This has been happening non-stop for a few weeks. Appearances aside, it doesn't seem to be connected with your hiatus.
Nothing is connected to my hiatus, I was more commenting on how your post makes perfect sense.
My cognitive skills are still broken.
Oh, okay. Yeah, population density here sort of bottomed out below the critical mass needed for regular, reliably available daytime fucking-off-at-work conversations, and I've been just blowing my hate gland all over the place...And that gets me thinking about horrible metaphors like the above.
Also, it's Phox's fault.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 07:01:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.
...it really makes perfect sense.
This has been happening non-stop for a few weeks. Appearances aside, it doesn't seem to be connected with your hiatus.
Nothing is connected to my hiatus, I was more commenting on how your post makes perfect sense.
My cognitive skills are still broken.
Oh, okay. Yeah, population density here sort of bottomed out below the critical mass needed for regular, reliably available daytime fucking-off-at-work conversations, and I've been just blowing my hate gland all over the place...And that gets me thinking about horrible metaphors like the above.
Also, it's Phox's fault.
OH HO! I will have a response to this this evening, as I have to fuck off to class now. But my people will begin work on an Official Statement and Declaration of Drone Warfare. :argh!:
Imagine my bowels turning watery with fear at the mere notion of said statement.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 07:05:16 PM
Imagine my bowels turning watery with fear at the mere notion of said statement.
:aaa:
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 07:10:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 07:05:16 PM
Imagine my bowels turning watery with fear at the mere notion of said statement.
:aaa:
Yeeeeah. I need to change the tile in my office now.
And repaint the wall behind what used to be my desk.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT? I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit. Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass. You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!
It's sort of like voting isn't it?
:lulz:
Yep, if you don't do it you'll smell like an anarchist.
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Quote from: BadBeast on February 01, 2012, 07:13:29 PM
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Goddamn nannywall.
Quote from: BadBeast on February 01, 2012, 07:13:29 PM
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HOLY FUCK.
:spittake:
Roger needs to see this immediately, can you email it to him at work?
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 07:16:37 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 01, 2012, 07:13:29 PM
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HOLY FUCK.
:spittake:
Roger needs to see this immediately, can you email it to him at work?
Nope.
But Trip or Cain could host it here.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT? I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit. Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass. You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!
It's sort of like voting isn't it?
So what you're saying is that our political system really needs a bidet?
Quote from: Nigel on February 01, 2012, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT? I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit. Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass. You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!
It's sort of like voting isn't it?
So what you're saying is that our political system really needs a bidet?
We can't let French people tell us how to run our nation, Nigel.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 01, 2012, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT? I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit. Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass. You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!
It's sort of like voting isn't it?
So what you're saying is that our political system really needs a bidet?
We can't let French people tell us how to run our nation, Nigel.
DAMN THE FRENCH! :crankey:
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".
My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).
Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".
My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).
Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox
I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.
Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".
My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).
Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox
I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.
Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Then it is agreed. On February 4, overt warfare may begin in the streets of the aforementioned states. If you survive my imminent drone strike on ALBUQUERQUE! MUHAHAHAHAHA! :magick:
I appreciate the advance warning, and have had my father evacuated from Kentucky.
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".
My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).
Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox
I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.
Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Then it is agreed. On February 4, overt warfare may begin in the streets of the aforementioned states. If you survive my imminent drone strike on ALBUQUERQUE! MUHAHAHAHAHA! :magick:
Good. Albuquerque is a bad place, full of bad people, and is so far away from Tucson that we wouldn't even NOTICE the radiation. Hell, it might IMPROVE things.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".
My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).
Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox
I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.
Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Then it is agreed. On February 4, overt warfare may begin in the streets of the aforementioned states. If you survive my imminent drone strike on ALBUQUERQUE! MUHAHAHAHAHA! :magick:
Good. Albuquerque is a bad place, full of bad people, and is so far away from Tucson that we wouldn't even NOTICE the radiation. Hell, it might IMPROVE things.
That's the plan. I think that New Mexico needs more places that resemble smoking, radioactive craters, and that seems like a good starting point. And since often complain about the web-toed freaks making their way up the country, Kentucky is a good place to start nipping them in the bud. Then you can move on to the Missouri Ozarks (and if you accidentally Arkansas as well, no one will notice except Wal-Mart).
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 05:40:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".
My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).
Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox
I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.
Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Then it is agreed. On February 4, overt warfare may begin in the streets of the aforementioned states. If you survive my imminent drone strike on ALBUQUERQUE! MUHAHAHAHAHA! :magick:
Good. Albuquerque is a bad place, full of bad people, and is so far away from Tucson that we wouldn't even NOTICE the radiation. Hell, it might IMPROVE things.
That's the plan. I think that New Mexico needs more places that resemble smoking, radioactive craters, and that seems like a good starting point. And since often complain about the web-toed freaks making their way up the country, Kentucky is a good place to start nipping them in the bud. Then you can move on to the Missouri Ozarks (and if you accidentally Arkansas as well, no one will notice except Wal-Mart).
Leave the West high desert alone. That's where Bernie Taupin lives.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT? I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit. Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass. You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!
It's sort of like voting isn't it?
Did you just insult my ass?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 05:40:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".
My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).
Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox
I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.
Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Then it is agreed. On February 4, overt warfare may begin in the streets of the aforementioned states. If you survive my imminent drone strike on ALBUQUERQUE! MUHAHAHAHAHA! :magick:
Good. Albuquerque is a bad place, full of bad people, and is so far away from Tucson that we wouldn't even NOTICE the radiation. Hell, it might IMPROVE things.
That's the plan. I think that New Mexico needs more places that resemble smoking, radioactive craters, and that seems like a good starting point. And since often complain about the web-toed freaks making their way up the country, Kentucky is a good place to start nipping them in the bud. Then you can move on to the Missouri Ozarks (and if you accidentally Arkansas as well, no one will notice except Wal-Mart).
Leave the West high desert alone. That's where Bernie Taupin lives.
Fair enough.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 03, 2012, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT? I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit. Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass. You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!
It's sort of like voting isn't it?
Did you just insult my ass?
Are you runnng for Queen of Canada or something?