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What......
My eyes feel like there's tiny little beetles all over them, crawling around, smearing shit all over my pupils and wanking into my tearducts! I like this feeling - where do I get more :eek:
:fap2:
I love me some model train action. Screw not breaking them though. What's the point?
"i'm not gay" :lulz:
Craigslist has revealed to me this previously unimagined sphere of self-denying homosexual men who come up with incredibly goofy excuses to interact with another guy's Happy Bits.
Also, 25-70? I guess he can't afford to be picky, but damn.
NO WEIRDOS.
QuoteBEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO – m4m
Posted: May 23rd, 2010 | No Comments »
This post is a reprint of a post that originally appeared at craigslist'in En Ýyileri.
I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.
Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc
Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.
P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.
"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"
Location: Philly
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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courtesy bestofbestofcraigslist.com :lulz:
:lulz: What the hell?
People ask me why I read Craigslist postings.
:lol:
QuoteSeeking Eunuch
Posted: November 29th, 2009 | No Comments »
This post is a reprint of a post that originally appeared at Best of Craigslist.
I have been in the pornographic films industry for several years and I'm so sick and tired of dicks I can hardly stand it! If you have no genitals or are willing to have them removed then you may be the man for me.
I do not like and absolutely refuse to take part in any of the following:
blowjobs
rimjobs
footjobs
buttjobs
vaginajobs
dirty sanchez
blumpkins
strawberry shortcake
flaming dragon
Houdini
donkey punch
cincinati bowtie
gasmask
hot lunch
golden showers
cleaveland steamer
the Paul Rubins
gramma sophie's curtains
the Pittsburg landfill
I'm a mac and I'm a pc
how to lose a guy in ten gays
or any other sexual act of any kind.
If this sounds like your idea of a good time then get in touch.
serious inquiries only. No weirdos please.
:lol: + :(
The model train guy is actually a really sad story. He just wants someone to play trains with him. But he knows the CraigsList people won't come if there's no jacking off involved. So he figures well if that's what it takes ... and as an extra incentive I'll throw in some imitation crab meat, yeah.
Pretty sure all the "I'm not gay, I just want to jack off with you" ads are written by the same epic troll (you can find them in almost every major city and they're all stylistically very similar) but that doesn't make it any less funny.
I just hope that someday he posts a compilation of responses.
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I don't even. People are so strange on the internet. The world would be different, if people were just as strange in real life.
the amazing thing is that people really are that weird. Eris made the Internet so that we could all discover this beautiful fact. We're in the Strange Times, and everybody wears their batshit on their sleeves now. It's like the human meat show at any public beach. Sometimes you're popping 16 boners, other times it's like UGH IS THAT ROGER?
Perhaps I should be more clear. What I mean to convey is that the world would be different if people were this weird outwardly rather than saving it all up and putting it on the internet or keeping it in the privacy of their homes. Maybe not better, but certainly more honest.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 06, 2012, 11:33:26 PM
the amazing thing is that people really are that weird. Eris made the Internet so that we could all discover this beautiful fact. We're in the Strange Times, and everybody wears their batshit on their sleeves now. It's like the human meat show at any public beach. Sometimes you're popping 16 boners, other times it's like UGH IS THAT ROGER?
:lulz:
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 06, 2012, 11:19:46 PM
I don't even. People are so strange on the internet. The world would be different, if people were just as strange in real life.
We are.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 06, 2012, 11:38:53 PM
Perhaps I should be more clear. What I mean to convey is that the world would be different if people were this weird outwardly rather than saving it all up and putting it on the internet or keeping it in the privacy of their homes. Maybe not better, but certainly more honest.
People are that weird, or weirder IRL....
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 06, 2012, 11:38:53 PM
Perhaps I should be more clear. What I mean to convey is that the world would be different if people were this weird outwardly rather than saving it all up and putting it on the internet or keeping it in the privacy of their homes. Maybe not better, but certainly more honest.
How would you go about being "outwardly weird"?
Being that guy on the bus who smells like pee and yells about sentient Cheetos and masturbation?
What if I was just sitting next to you on the bus being totally weird but not saying anything. Could you tell?
Quote from: Nigel on February 07, 2012, 01:20:24 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 06, 2012, 11:38:53 PM
Perhaps I should be more clear. What I mean to convey is that the world would be different if people were this weird outwardly rather than saving it all up and putting it on the internet or keeping it in the privacy of their homes. Maybe not better, but certainly more honest.
How would you go about being "outwardly weird"?
Being that guy on the bus who smells like pee and yells about sentient Cheetos and masturbation?
What if I was just sitting next to you on the bus being totally weird but not saying anything. Could you tell?
I think your Nixon mask and death-grip on his thigh would give it away.
Quote from: Risus on February 07, 2012, 02:01:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 07, 2012, 01:20:24 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 06, 2012, 11:38:53 PM
Perhaps I should be more clear. What I mean to convey is that the world would be different if people were this weird outwardly rather than saving it all up and putting it on the internet or keeping it in the privacy of their homes. Maybe not better, but certainly more honest.
How would you go about being "outwardly weird"?
Being that guy on the bus who smells like pee and yells about sentient Cheetos and masturbation?
What if I was just sitting next to you on the bus being totally weird but not saying anything. Could you tell?
I think your Nixon mask and death-grip on his thigh would give it away.
:lol:
Err. I think my meaning is not being properly conveyed. Normal is usually defined as behavior that would be socially acceptable. What I am suggesting is that in the status quo many of us put on masks and fulfill roles that are defined as "normal" which is separate and different from how we are on the inside. On the inside many of us are quite different from these facades and would be considered weird or abnormal in the status quo. So my previous comment is more precisely that the world would be quite different if everyone stopped putting on the facades they wear in order to meet colloquial definitions of normalcy. Though this interpretation of the world is perhaps flawed.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 02:35:22 AM
Err. I think my meaning is not being properly conveyed. Normal is usually defined as behavior that would be socially acceptable. What I am suggesting is that in the status quo many of us put on masks and fulfill roles that are defined as "normal" which is separate and different from how we are on the inside. On the inside many of us are quite different from these facades and would be considered weird or abnormal in the status quo. So my previous comment is more precisely that the world would be quite different if everyone stopped putting on the facades they wear in order to meet colloquial definitions of normalcy. Though this interpretation of the world is perhaps flawed.
I think it has validity, but at the same time there is the consideration that on some level masks are a necessary aspect of human existence, especially if you look at them not as a fake identity type of mask, but as a selective identity type of mask. For example, with my kids I mask off the parts of me that might be inappropriate or disturbing for children to see in their mother. Professionally I mask off the parts that are not relevant or appropriate in a workplace. Socially I mask off most of my maternal and professional identities.
That said, holy shit there is a thread around here somewhere that I think you'll love. BRB.
Here here here I think you might like this: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22460.0
Thanks Dude ill check it out
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 02:35:22 AM
Err. I think my meaning is not being properly conveyed. Normal is usually defined as behavior that would be socially acceptable. What I am suggesting is that in the status quo many of us put on masks and fulfill roles that are defined as "normal" which is separate and different from how we are on the inside. On the inside many of us are quite different from these facades and would be considered weird or abnormal in the status quo. So my previous comment is more precisely that the world would be quite different if everyone stopped putting on the facades they wear in order to meet colloquial definitions of normalcy. Though this interpretation of the world is perhaps flawed.
But how am I not myself?
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 02:35:22 AM
Err. I think my meaning is not being properly conveyed. Normal is usually defined as behavior that would be socially acceptable. What I am suggesting is that in the status quo many of us put on masks and fulfill roles that are defined as "normal" which is separate and different from how we are on the inside. On the inside many of us are quite different from these facades and would be considered weird or abnormal in the status quo. So my previous comment is more precisely that the world would be quite different if everyone stopped putting on the facades they wear in order to meet colloquial definitions of normalcy. Though this interpretation of the world is perhaps flawed.
You go ahead and call attention to yourself. While you're being beaten up by the cops, I'll be putting bumper stickers on their squad car.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2012, 12:41:48 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 02:35:22 AM
Err. I think my meaning is not being properly conveyed. Normal is usually defined as behavior that would be socially acceptable. What I am suggesting is that in the status quo many of us put on masks and fulfill roles that are defined as "normal" which is separate and different from how we are on the inside. On the inside many of us are quite different from these facades and would be considered weird or abnormal in the status quo. So my previous comment is more precisely that the world would be quite different if everyone stopped putting on the facades they wear in order to meet colloquial definitions of normalcy. Though this interpretation of the world is perhaps flawed.
But how am I not myself?
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2012, 12:41:48 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 02:35:22 AM
Err. I think my meaning is not being properly conveyed. Normal is usually defined as behavior that would be socially acceptable. What I am suggesting is that in the status quo many of us put on masks and fulfill roles that are defined as "normal" which is separate and different from how we are on the inside. On the inside many of us are quite different from these facades and would be considered weird or abnormal in the status quo. So my previous comment is more precisely that the world would be quite different if everyone stopped putting on the facades they wear in order to meet colloquial definitions of normalcy. Though this interpretation of the world is perhaps flawed.
But how am I not myself?
We know the TRUTH about you, LMNO. We know why herd animals bolt at your approach, and only wolves and rats will tolerate your presence...And why they obey your every command, you Sparkly Vampire guy you.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 05:17:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2012, 12:41:48 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 02:35:22 AM
Err. I think my meaning is not being properly conveyed. Normal is usually defined as behavior that would be socially acceptable. What I am suggesting is that in the status quo many of us put on masks and fulfill roles that are defined as "normal" which is separate and different from how we are on the inside. On the inside many of us are quite different from these facades and would be considered weird or abnormal in the status quo. So my previous comment is more precisely that the world would be quite different if everyone stopped putting on the facades they wear in order to meet colloquial definitions of normalcy. Though this interpretation of the world is perhaps flawed.
But how am I not myself?
We know the TRUTH about you, LMNO. We know why herd animals bolt at your approach, and only wolves and rats will tolerate your presence...And why they obey your every command, you Sparkly Vampire guy you.
Ah, crap, we have another infestation up there? Twid, you're supposed to be WATCHING for this kind of thing...
Richter, Suu, break out the flamethrowers, if it's too bad, we may have to take down the whole city.
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 05:20:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 05:17:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2012, 12:41:48 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 02:35:22 AM
Err. I think my meaning is not being properly conveyed. Normal is usually defined as behavior that would be socially acceptable. What I am suggesting is that in the status quo many of us put on masks and fulfill roles that are defined as "normal" which is separate and different from how we are on the inside. On the inside many of us are quite different from these facades and would be considered weird or abnormal in the status quo. So my previous comment is more precisely that the world would be quite different if everyone stopped putting on the facades they wear in order to meet colloquial definitions of normalcy. Though this interpretation of the world is perhaps flawed.
But how am I not myself?
We know the TRUTH about you, LMNO. We know why herd animals bolt at your approach, and only wolves and rats will tolerate your presence...And why they obey your every command, you Sparkly Vampire guy you.
Ah, crap, we have another infestation up there? Twid, you're supposed to be WATCHING for this kind of thing...
Richter, Suu, break out the flamethrowers, if it's too bad, we may have to take down the whole city.
Catch him when he gets off of work. He'll be the guy in the suit and the glitter.
Hey, wait a second! Put down the torches! I was just about to start my shift at the RamRod, is all...
LMNO
-won't be wearing a suit for long, once my music comes on.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2012, 05:48:04 PM
Hey, wait a second! Put down the torches! I was just about to start my shift at the RamRod, is all...
LMNO
-won't be wearing a suit for long, once my music comes on.
Okay, everyone hold up a minute.
Freeky and Enabler want to see what mustache boy has under the hood.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 05:48:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2012, 05:48:04 PM
Hey, wait a second! Put down the torches! I was just about to start my shift at the RamRod, is all...
LMNO
-won't be wearing a suit for long, once my music comes on.
Okay, everyone hold up a minute.
Freeky and Enabler want to see what mustache boy has under the hood.
Yeah... actually... Only if I get to sit with them.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 02:11:27 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 02:35:22 AM
Err. I think my meaning is not being properly conveyed. Normal is usually defined as behavior that would be socially acceptable. What I am suggesting is that in the status quo many of us put on masks and fulfill roles that are defined as "normal" which is separate and different from how we are on the inside. On the inside many of us are quite different from these facades and would be considered weird or abnormal in the status quo. So my previous comment is more precisely that the world would be quite different if everyone stopped putting on the facades they wear in order to meet colloquial definitions of normalcy. Though this interpretation of the world is perhaps flawed.
You go ahead and call attention to yourself. While you're being beaten up by the cops, I'll be putting bumper stickers on their squad car.
I probably will get beaten up by the cops at some point but I'm not proposing that a world with no masks would be awesome, nor do I never want to put mine on again. I am merely proposing that the world would be different if no one put on their masks anymore.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 09:04:51 PM
I probably will get beaten up by the cops at some point but I'm not proposing that a world with no masks would be awesome, nor do I never want to put mine on again. I am merely proposing that the world would be different if no one put on their masks anymore.
Yes, it would. For starters, there'd be a hell of a lot more violence.
Perhaps. I don't claim to know much of anything about social psychology, I merely make a light proposition.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 09:15:18 PM
Perhaps. I don't claim to know much of anything about social psychology, I merely make a light proposition.
Perhaps my entire hairy ass.
The ONE thing that keeps humans from tearing each other into little fucking bits is, simply put, manners.
And manners are nothing more than a false face you put on when someone spills your beer or treads on your toe or dents your car.
I would still maintain my answer of "Perhaps". I try not to state little truisms, especially regarding topics I am not well versed in.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 09:21:21 PM
I would still maintain my answer of "Perhaps". I try not to state little truisms, especially regarding topics I am not well versed in.
Me too. This is why I state that
perhaps I will begin to shit solid gold nuggets, and all 3 Kardashian sisters will follow me around, licking my gilded arse.
You dream pretty big kid.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 05:48:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2012, 05:48:04 PM
Hey, wait a second! Put down the torches! I was just about to start my shift at the RamRod, is all...
LMNO
-won't be wearing a suit for long, once my music comes on.
Okay, everyone hold up a minute.
Freeky and Enabler want to see what mustache boy has under the hood.
Oh my~. :fap:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
...when really it just comes off as he doesn't believe in anything strongly enough to say things firmly, without a "perhaps" attached.
Which is
perhaps annoying to about 80 percent of all people everywhere.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 07, 2012, 11:45:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
...when really it just comes off as he doesn't believe in anything strongly enough to say things firmly, without a "perhaps" attached.
Well, that makes him look all deep and moody and philosophical, right? Guaranteed to make your panties spontaneously combust.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:46:37 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 07, 2012, 11:45:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
...when really it just comes off as he doesn't believe in anything strongly enough to say things firmly, without a "perhaps" attached.
Well, that makes him look all deep and moody and philosophical, right? Guaranteed to make your panties spontaneously combust.
Perhaps. Or perhaps I could say "I'm gonna rape you to death," which, given the two options, is a hell of a lot sexier. At least I believe that I will have sex with someone until they are dead from the awesome, and if I'm wrong, well I could always say I tried.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
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Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?
Why would want to fuck someone who can't talk about stuff man? I mean, that would be, like, you know, boring.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?
I will jizz wherever I please. That's the advantage of being old. You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?
I will jizz wherever I please. That's the advantage of being old. You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.
Mostly when he's on cactus.
That's religious shit, and doesn't count.
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Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?
I will jizz wherever I please. That's the advantage of being old. You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.
Mostly when he's on cactus.
That's religious shit, and doesn't count.
Does, because it isn't you who ever cleans up the mess.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:19:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?
I will jizz wherever I please. That's the advantage of being old. You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.
Mostly when he's on cactus.
That's religious shit, and doesn't count.
Does, because it isn't you who ever cleans up the mess.
I cleaned that lizard up. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:21:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:19:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?
I will jizz wherever I please. That's the advantage of being old. You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.
Mostly when he's on cactus.
That's religious shit, and doesn't count.
Does, because it isn't you who ever cleans up the mess.
I cleaned ate that lizard up. :lulz:
Fixed that for ya.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:25:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:21:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:19:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.
Kid? :lulz:
I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps :lulz:
Balls. I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask. Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?
I will jizz wherever I please. That's the advantage of being old. You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.
Mostly when he's on cactus.
That's religious shit, and doesn't count.
Does, because it isn't you who ever cleans up the mess.
I cleaned ate that lizard up. :lulz:
Fixed that for ya.
I bested it in single combat. It was mine to eat.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM
I bested it in single combat. It was mine to eat.
IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL. THERE WAS NO COMBAT. FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM
I bested it in single combat. It was mine to eat.
IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL. THERE WAS NO COMBAT. FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!:
It was vicious and dangerous, and I shudder to think of what might have happened if I didn't have an empty Evan Williams bottle close at hand. Those fuckers may be tiny, but they're KILLERS.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:33:25 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM
I bested it in single combat. It was mine to eat.
IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL. THERE WAS NO COMBAT. FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!:
It was vicious and dangerous, and I shudder to think of what might have happened if I didn't have an empty Evan Williams bottle close at hand. Those fuckers may be tiny, but they're KILLERS.
Yeah, you might lose a toe.
Perhaps Possibly an eye.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:33:25 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM
I bested it in single combat. It was mine to eat.
IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL. THERE WAS NO COMBAT. FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!:
It was vicious and dangerous, and I shudder to think of what might have happened if I didn't have an empty Evan Williams bottle close at hand. Those fuckers may be tiny, but they're KILLERS.
Yeah, you might lose a toe. Perhaps Possibly an eye.
I need those things.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:35:57 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:33:25 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM
I bested it in single combat. It was mine to eat.
IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL. THERE WAS NO COMBAT. FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!:
It was vicious and dangerous, and I shudder to think of what might have happened if I didn't have an empty Evan Williams bottle close at hand. Those fuckers may be tiny, but they're KILLERS.
Yeah, you might lose a toe. Perhaps Possibly an eye.
I need those things.
Pish posh! You could wear a peg toe and eye patch to work and tell your boss you're a pirate.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
I will jizz wherever I please. That's the advantage of being old. You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.
you're skipping over the party where you have no control over when or where you jizz. It just comes out, and it pleases you. And one day those poor people will have their revenge.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:48:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
I will jizz wherever I please. That's the advantage of being old. You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.
you're skipping over the party where you have no control over when or where you jizz.
You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:48:08 AM
It just comes out, and it pleases you. And one day those poor people will have their revenge.
By then I'll be dead. What are they gonna do THEN, smart guy?
I'm setting up an ebay page. The Free Market demands it.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
I'm setting up an ebay page. The Free Market demands it.
Okay, but my appendix is spoken for, by a disadvantaged young man in Brazil, who is a perfect match, genetically.
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:53:54 AM
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
He needs that appendix, you MONSTER!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:54:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:53:54 AM
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
He needs that appendix, you MONSTER!
You know how Cram is all "I HAET THOSE DAMN SUGAR SUCKERS"?
Methinks he doth protest too much...
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:55:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:54:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:53:54 AM
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
He needs that appendix, you MONSTER!
You know how Cram is all "I HAET THOSE DAMN SUGAR SUCKERS"?
Methinks he doth protest too much...
HE WANTS MY PANCREAS!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:58:51 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:55:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:54:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:53:54 AM
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
He needs that appendix, you MONSTER!
You know how Cram is all "I HAET THOSE DAMN SUGAR SUCKERS"?
Methinks he doth protest too much...
HE WANTS MY PANCREAS!
Yes. I'm afraid he does. :(
it's not me, I swear.
I got this one guy, he needs your pancreas
and I kind of uhhhhh owe him one
but now that I think about it, fuck him anyway
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 02:01:16 AM
it's not me, I swear.
I got this one guy, he needs your pancreas
and I kind of uhhhhh owe him one
but now that I think about it, fuck him anyway
Is his name Wimplard Bromley?
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 02:02:28 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 02:01:16 AM
it's not me, I swear.
I got this one guy, he needs your pancreas
and I kind of uhhhhh owe him one
but now that I think about it, fuck him anyway
Is his name Wimplard Bromley?
perhaps