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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 05:48:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2012, 05:48:04 PM
Hey, wait a second!  Put down the torches!  I was just about to start my shift at the RamRod, is all...



LMNO
-won't be wearing a suit for long, once my music comes on.

Okay, everyone hold up a minute.

Freeky and Enabler want to see what mustache boy has under the hood.

Oh my~.  :fap:

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.

...when really it just comes off as he doesn't believe in anything strongly enough to say things firmly, without a "perhaps" attached.


Which is perhaps annoying to about 80 percent of all people everywhere.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 07, 2012, 11:45:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.

...when really it just comes off as he doesn't believe in anything strongly enough to say things firmly, without a "perhaps" attached.

Well, that makes him look all deep and moody and philosophical, right?  Guaranteed to make your panties spontaneously combust.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:46:37 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 07, 2012, 11:45:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.

...when really it just comes off as he doesn't believe in anything strongly enough to say things firmly, without a "perhaps" attached.

Well, that makes him look all deep and moody and philosophical, right?  Guaranteed to make your panties spontaneously combust.

Perhaps.  Or perhaps I could say "I'm gonna rape you to death," which, given the two options, is a hell of a lot sexier.  At least I believe that I will have sex with someone until they are dead from the awesome, and if I'm wrong, well I could always say I tried.

Wolfgang Absolutus

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?

Why would want to fuck someone who can't talk about stuff man? I mean, that would be, like, you know, boring.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?

I will jizz wherever I please.  That's the advantage of being old.  You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?

I will jizz wherever I please.  That's the advantage of being old.  You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.

Mostly when he's on cactus.

That's religious shit, and doesn't count.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?

I will jizz wherever I please.  That's the advantage of being old.  You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.

Mostly when he's on cactus.

That's religious shit, and doesn't count.

Does, because it isn't you who ever cleans up the mess.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:19:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?

I will jizz wherever I please.  That's the advantage of being old.  You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.

Mostly when he's on cactus.

That's religious shit, and doesn't count.

Does, because it isn't you who ever cleans up the mess.

I cleaned that lizard up.  :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:21:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:19:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?

I will jizz wherever I please.  That's the advantage of being old.  You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.

Mostly when he's on cactus.

That's religious shit, and doesn't count.

Does, because it isn't you who ever cleans up the mess.

I cleaned ate that lizard up.  :lulz:

Fixed that for ya.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:25:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:21:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:19:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 11:36:40 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 07, 2012, 10:43:04 PM
You dream pretty big kid.

Kid?   :lulz:

I have running VD sores older than you.
perhaps  :lulz:

Balls.  I am an ancient, creaky old man that farts not only dust, but that horrible mold found in tombs that dooms the archeologist foolish enough not to wear a filter mask.  Conversely, you spew a weak-kneed form of solopsism found only in the type of high school/college crowd that can't get a date, and thinks foggy, muddle-headed shit will look "artistic" to women.
Heh. That's cute old man. I like you.
As a side note I don't discuss philosophy with any of the women I have or plan on sleeping with.
Don't jizz where you engage in the dialectic right?

I will jizz wherever I please.  That's the advantage of being old.  You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.

Mostly when he's on cactus.

That's religious shit, and doesn't count.

Does, because it isn't you who ever cleans up the mess.

I cleaned ate that lizard up.  :lulz:

Fixed that for ya.

I bested it in single combat.  It was mine to eat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM


I bested it in single combat.  It was mine to eat.

IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL.  THERE WAS NO COMBAT.  FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!: