How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?
These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.
When you are ready to listen.
You will hear.
I thought we agreed those PMs were private.
Forget what I said before. When the revolution comes youre up against the wall with the rest of them.
That is grossly misrepresentedive of me.
I barely say anything at all.
Didn't this one promise to fuck off, already?
I think he's got a little crush on us.
I, for one, am disappointed in myself as a person and will make every effort to appease individuals who keep their criticisms confined to dark and quiet corners. I swear I can be an honest to god intellectual. Just give me a chance.
Quote from: Rumckle on February 07, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
I think he's got a little crush on us.
I always feel kinda bad for these... I mean, how fucking miserable must your life be if ALL you can do is cruise PD looking for abuse and shirtless pics of Roger to fap over? I mean, sure, the basement gets lonely, that has to suck, and it's hard to find the kind of quality abuse we stock around here... But this one has proven she doesn't even deserve the GOOD stuff...
Quote from: DECI4 on February 07, 2012, 09:11:02 AM
How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?
These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.
I know you are but what am I?
yup - that's srsly as much effort as I can be arsed making
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
sRSLY. i CAUGHT MYSLEF HUMMING "wHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TROLLS GONE?" TO THE TUNE OF pAULA cOLE - wHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE :cry:
Quote from: Rumckle on February 07, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
I think he's got a little crush on us.
I think that's not entirely his fault. Yes, you keep saying that you're not attracted, that nothing is going to happen. But you keep responding to him. Don't you realize how cruel this is to him? Keeping the hope alive? Making him believe, that despite what you have said, something could happen.
I want you all to to a good look at yourself and think about what you've done.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 07, 2012, 12:17:34 PM
sRSLY. i CAUGHT MYSLEF HUMMING "wHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TROLLS GONE?" TO THE TUNE OF pAULA cOLE - wHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE :cry:
I'm sure she is very grateful that someone still remembers her and that song.
Quote from: el sjaako on February 07, 2012, 12:31:50 PMI think that's not entirely his fault. Yes, you keep saying that you're not attracted, that nothing is going to happen. But you keep responding to him. Don't you realize how cruel this is to him? Keeping the hope alive? Making him believe, that despite what you have said, something could happen.
I want you all to to a good look at yourself and think about what you've done.
okay ...
I'm taking a good look at myself and
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... uh what was the other part again?
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 07, 2012, 01:30:48 PM
Quote from: el sjaako on February 07, 2012, 12:31:50 PMI think that's not entirely his fault. Yes, you keep saying that you're not attracted, that nothing is going to happen. But you keep responding to him. Don't you realize how cruel this is to him? Keeping the hope alive? Making him believe, that despite what you have said, something could happen.
I want you all to to a good look at yourself and think about what you've done.
okay ...
I'm taking a good look at myself and
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/emot-hawaaaafap.gif)
... uh what was the other part again?
:lol: :lol:
Quote from: DECI4 on February 07, 2012, 09:11:02 AM
How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?
These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.
And yet yere you are.
And fuck your civility, aspie. It's not like anyone would talk to a totsetard in PM.
I'm not even sure why anyone is responding to her in this thread. Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed that it's hit 2 pages.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 07, 2012, 02:52:15 PM
I'm not even sure why anyone is responding to her in this thread. Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed that it's hit 2 pages.
Frankly, I have some extra spleen to vent. That's why it isn't in her UNLIMITED thread yet.
I think I'm more disappointed in her than anything. It seemed like she was finally dropping the weak-ass troll act and starting to interact with the other spags here as a real person might, or at least as someone who was trying to learn how to act like a real person might. Then she disappears for a couple weeks (no great loss), and then comes back and starts the same tired passive-aggressive troll act up again as though it wasn't already completely played out.
I mean, even from a probable aspie I expect better.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 07, 2012, 06:09:01 PM
I think I'm more disappointed in her than anything. It seemed like she was finally dropping the weak-ass troll act and starting to interact with the other spags here as a real person might, or at least as someone who was trying to learn how to act like a real person might. Then she disappears for a couple weeks (no great loss), and then comes back and starts the same tired passive-aggressive troll act up again as though it wasn't already completely played out.
I mean, even from a probable aspie I expect better.
I think Fang was probably getting on her ass about it. She does whatever he says.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 07, 2012, 06:09:01 PM
I think I'm more disappointed in her than anything. It seemed like she was finally dropping the weak-ass troll act and starting to interact with the other spags here as a real person might, or at least as someone who was trying to learn how to act like a real person might. Then she disappears for a couple weeks (no great loss), and then comes back and starts the same tired passive-aggressive troll act up again as though it wasn't already completely played out.
I mean, even from a probable aspie I expect better.
srsly, after all the time he's spent here, the best dig he can come up with is "this forum sucks / UR boring"? I guess his academy award winning "Wow you guys are the epitomes of bitches and faggots" thread exhausted his troll material.
Nothing sadder than a one-mode troll. Let this shit sink to the bottom.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 07, 2012, 06:55:53 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 07, 2012, 06:09:01 PM
I think I'm more disappointed in her than anything. It seemed like she was finally dropping the weak-ass troll act and starting to interact with the other spags here as a real person might, or at least as someone who was trying to learn how to act like a real person might. Then she disappears for a couple weeks (no great loss), and then comes back and starts the same tired passive-aggressive troll act up again as though it wasn't already completely played out.
I mean, even from a probable aspie I expect better.
srsly, after all the time he's spent here, the best dig he can come up with is "this forum sucks / UR boring"? I guess his academy award winning "Wow you guys are the epitomes of bitches and faggots" thread exhausted his troll material.
Nothing sadder than a one-mode troll. Let this shit sink to the bottom.
When I see what I came for, I'll toss it in the UNLIMITED DECI4 thread.
There WAS a lame semi-attempt at originality, here... I think we were supposed to read that "regulars" were PMing and talking shit, and devour each other in foaming rage.
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 07:10:04 PM
There WAS a lame semi-attempt at originality, here... I think we were supposed to read that "regulars" were PMing and talking shit, and devour each other in foaming rage.
I'm pretty fucking stupid, I'll buy it.
WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-PLUMBERS HAS BEEN TALKIN' SHIT ABOUT ME? HUH? LET'S JUST YOU AND ME STEP OUT BEHIND THE ACID SHED AND SEE WHO CRAWLS OUT WITH A "BROKEN ORBITAL"! I HAVE HAD IT UP TO
HERE WITH
YOU PEOPLE! GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Quote from: DECI4 on February 07, 2012, 09:11:02 AM
How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?
These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.
Disregard my earlier response. Instead, allow me to explain things in a manner which may help you understand the way we think. Specifically, we think "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH"...And if you HAVE too much, the implication is that you can usually back off until its Just Enough, but sometimes the Too Much is SO much that you're overwhelmed before you can jump out from under the tit and if you aren't crushed outright, the nipple clips your forehead and then your BRAIN may become Not Enough. Having been beseiged by Not Enough for quite a while now, I could probably handle Too Much happily for a bit, but then, I'm a friggin' HOLY MAN™ and Too Much in my own right, so I'm hardly the final authority. However, as we see here daily, there's an awful lot of Not Enough going around and the Too Much usually takes the form of Not Enough of the right THINGS, which is yet another form of Too Much. For example, if I try to describe it any further, it would be Too Much. I have Not Enough time to do this and up thine anyway. Hope this helps.
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 07:10:04 PM
There WAS a lame semi-attempt at originality, here... I think we were supposed to read that "regulars" were PMing and talking shit, and devour each other in foaming rage.
ehh I wouldn't call it "original". It's relationship trolling, kind of a standard flamebait.
Comparatively original, I guess. :lol:
This technique is detailed in the Trolling 101 guide we put together a few years back. It's in sections 5.4 - 5.7, under the heading "The Long Troll".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 07:21:50 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 07, 2012, 09:11:02 AM
How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?
These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.
Disregard my earlier response. Instead, allow me to explain things in a manner which may help you understand the way we think. Specifically, we think "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH"...And if you HAVE too much, the implication is that you can usually back off until its Just Enough, but sometimes the Too Much is SO much that you're overwhelmed before you can jump out from under the tit and if you aren't crushed outright, the nipple clips your forehead and then your BRAIN may become Not Enough. Having been beseiged by Not Enough for quite a while now, I could probably handle Too Much happily for a bit, but then, I'm a friggin' HOLY MAN™ and Too Much in my own right, so I'm hardly the final authority. However, as we see here daily, there's an awful lot of Not Enough going around and the Too Much usually takes the form of Not Enough of the right THINGS, which is yet another form of Too Much. For example, if I try to describe it any further, it would be Too Much. I have Not Enough time to do this and up thine anyway. Hope this helps.
Roger has The Holies
TM today, I see...
Quote from: Cramulus on February 07, 2012, 07:25:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 07:10:04 PM
There WAS a lame semi-attempt at originality, here... I think we were supposed to read that "regulars" were PMing and talking shit, and devour each other in foaming rage.
ehh I wouldn't call it "original". It's relationship trolling, kind of a standard flamebait. Comparatively original, I guess. :lol:
This technique is detailed in the Trolling 101 guide we put together a few years back. It's in sections 5.4 - 5.7, under the heading "The Long Troll".
I did say "semi-attempt." I didn't say it was a GOOD attempt.
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 07:21:50 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 07, 2012, 09:11:02 AM
How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?
These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.
Disregard my earlier response. Instead, allow me to explain things in a manner which may help you understand the way we think. Specifically, we think "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH"...And if you HAVE too much, the implication is that you can usually back off until its Just Enough, but sometimes the Too Much is SO much that you're overwhelmed before you can jump out from under the tit and if you aren't crushed outright, the nipple clips your forehead and then your BRAIN may become Not Enough. Having been beseiged by Not Enough for quite a while now, I could probably handle Too Much happily for a bit, but then, I'm a friggin' HOLY MAN™ and Too Much in my own right, so I'm hardly the final authority. However, as we see here daily, there's an awful lot of Not Enough going around and the Too Much usually takes the form of Not Enough of the right THINGS, which is yet another form of Too Much. For example, if I try to describe it any further, it would be Too Much. I have Not Enough time to do this and up thine anyway. Hope this helps.
Roger has The HoliesTM today, I see...
And nobody else wants to play. :cry:
Quote from: Cramulus on February 07, 2012, 07:25:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 07:10:04 PM
There WAS a lame semi-attempt at originality, here... I think we were supposed to read that "regulars" were PMing and talking shit, and devour each other in foaming rage.
ehh I wouldn't call it "original". It's relationship trolling, kind of a standard flamebait. Comparatively original, I guess. :lol:
This technique is detailed in the Trolling 101 guide we put together a few years back. It's in sections 5.4 - 5.7, under the heading "The Long Troll".
So you're saying that SOMEONE has been PMing DEC14 about our Trolling 101 Guide??? :eek:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 07:30:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 07:21:50 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 07, 2012, 09:11:02 AM
How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?
These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.
Disregard my earlier response. Instead, allow me to explain things in a manner which may help you understand the way we think. Specifically, we think "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH"...And if you HAVE too much, the implication is that you can usually back off until its Just Enough, but sometimes the Too Much is SO much that you're overwhelmed before you can jump out from under the tit and if you aren't crushed outright, the nipple clips your forehead and then your BRAIN may become Not Enough. Having been beseiged by Not Enough for quite a while now, I could probably handle Too Much happily for a bit, but then, I'm a friggin' HOLY MAN™ and Too Much in my own right, so I'm hardly the final authority. However, as we see here daily, there's an awful lot of Not Enough going around and the Too Much usually takes the form of Not Enough of the right THINGS, which is yet another form of Too Much. For example, if I try to describe it any further, it would be Too Much. I have Not Enough time to do this and up thine anyway. Hope this helps.
Roger has The HoliesTM today, I see...
And nobody else wants to play. :cry:
Another few days without some real sleep and I may be as Holy
TM as you on an average day. I'm about as cranky as Richter after a day without food, and giving serious thought ti pillz, to which I am terrified of being addicted.
On the plus side, I'm fiddling with writing, so, not all bad.
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 07:45:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 07:30:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 07:21:50 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 07, 2012, 09:11:02 AM
How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?
These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.
Disregard my earlier response. Instead, allow me to explain things in a manner which may help you understand the way we think. Specifically, we think "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH"...And if you HAVE too much, the implication is that you can usually back off until its Just Enough, but sometimes the Too Much is SO much that you're overwhelmed before you can jump out from under the tit and if you aren't crushed outright, the nipple clips your forehead and then your BRAIN may become Not Enough. Having been beseiged by Not Enough for quite a while now, I could probably handle Too Much happily for a bit, but then, I'm a friggin' HOLY MAN™ and Too Much in my own right, so I'm hardly the final authority. However, as we see here daily, there's an awful lot of Not Enough going around and the Too Much usually takes the form of Not Enough of the right THINGS, which is yet another form of Too Much. For example, if I try to describe it any further, it would be Too Much. I have Not Enough time to do this and up thine anyway. Hope this helps.
Roger has The HoliesTM today, I see...
And nobody else wants to play. :cry:
Another few days without some real sleep and I may be as HolyTM as you on an average day. I'm about as cranky as Richter after a day without food, and giving serious thought ti pillz, to which I am terrified of being addicted.
On the plus side, I'm fiddling with writing, so, not all bad.
I'm addicted. But I am also addicted to other things I need, like air.
I do get that... But, having watched alcohol get its claws into family members and other loved ones, I am skittish.
I am also now the only one in the apartment, meaning that it's possible there won't be anyone bright enough around to keep me from doing anything stupid with them.
Of course, what you all fail to realize is that it was I, the Magnificent Doktor Phox, who has been PMing DECI4 with all the sordid details of your affairs. I mean, I understand that the concept of blackmail is to barter information for your own gain, but isn't sadistic pleasure in your horrid attempts at ignoring the obvious fail troll a form of personal gratification? And if not.... why da fuck not!?
Anyway, the following information was released to my lovely understudy, DECI:
The Good Reverend Roger: You remember that thing you did that one time in Phoenix? No, not THAT time... the OTHER time. Oh, yeah, I totally know all about you accidentally the whole thing... and then Freeky and Enablertook care of all the loose ends (or so you thought)... and then they said that it was a freak accident that was one in a million, but we know the truth, now don't we?
ECH: To be honest, there's not much I could reveal that wasn't already SOMEWHERE on the forum. However, I did share the pictures of the deep sea shark jell-o wrestling match you had while you were tag teaming with Howard Cosell. And I'm not sure if I already said this, but DAMN. :fap:
Luna: I bet you thought I didn't know about that French Onion Soup incident, didn't you? Well, it turns out that Dimo didn't do a good enough job with destroying the camera equipment, although when I brought it up with the wait staff of the establishment in question, it only triggered traumatic flashbacks, so looks like Richter gets a pass on this one.
Cramulus: Since it's already hit the airwaves that you are a closet diabetic, I suppose i don't have any more dirt on you. Oh shit. I lied. We know that it was actually YOU that published Ron Paul's racist news letters back in the day. Of course, the copy editor directed your vitriol away from diabetics and the Welsh and instead towards Paul-approved targets of racism, but nevertheless, those words were penned by your hand. BTW very nice trick, attempting to mislead everyone by changing your name so many times. I also found your list of name changes. I rolled the d20 as was your custom and the name it landed on? "Butt Rhettler". I demand that you post under that name rom now on, or I might release the rest of the list.
LMNO: What is there to say about LMNO and his horrible ways? Well... actually, he has no horrible ways. The sad truth is, LMNO is really just a mild-mannered schmo with standard, vanilla perversions. He's like Clark Kent with a libido.
Twid: So, Twid, remember when you were in high school and that thing happened with the nun, the two priests, and that other guy you graduated with? Conclusive proof has finally come through. DEFINITELY yours, and definitely AIDS.
Cain: You crafty bastard.... you know, I never would have assumed that you would be so deeply involved in the Russian mob, but I guess you gotta get your kicks somehow... and you know, it was BITCH to figure it out. But let's just say that your guys were no Trotskys when it hame to ice picks to the skull. A shame, really, but meh. And I suppose the biggest reveal of all is in order, Cain.... or should I say TRIPLE ZERO!
:argh!:
You'll get yours, missy.
Quote"Butt Rhettler"
:lulz:
Quote"Butt Rhettler"
:lulz: :lulz:
Quote"Butt Rhettler"
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I tip my hat to you
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Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Luna: I bet you thought I didn't know about that French Onion Soup incident, didn't you? Well, it turns out that Dimo didn't do a good enough job with destroying the camera equipment, although when I brought it up with the wait staff of the establishment in question, it only triggered traumatic flashbacks, so looks like Richter gets a pass on this one.
Damn it, Dimo, I TOLD you that if you wanted to go back there to film that tape you wanted, we'd put in all new cameras, that they ALL had to go, but NO...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
The Good Reverend Roger: You remember that thing you did that one time in Phoenix? No, not THAT time... the OTHER time. Oh, yeah, I totally know all about you accidentally the whole thing... and then Freeky and Enablertook care of all the loose ends (or so you thought)... and then they said that it was a freak accident that was one in a million, but we know the truth, now don't we?
I did it.
Yes, I went too far.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 09:44:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
The Good Reverend Roger: You remember that thing you did that one time in Phoenix? No, not THAT time... the OTHER time. Oh, yeah, I totally know all about you accidentally the whole thing... and then Freeky and Enablertook care of all the loose ends (or so you thought)... and then they said that it was a freak accident that was one in a million, but we know the truth, now don't we?
I did it.
Yes, I went too far.
If it's worth going, it's worth going too far.
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 09:46:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2012, 09:44:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
The Good Reverend Roger: You remember that thing you did that one time in Phoenix? No, not THAT time... the OTHER time. Oh, yeah, I totally know all about you accidentally the whole thing... and then Freeky and Enablertook care of all the loose ends (or so you thought)... and then they said that it was a freak accident that was one in a million, but we know the truth, now don't we?
I did it.
Yes, I went too far.
If it's worth going, it's worth going too far.
I did it.
Guilty as charged.
You did it.
DEFINITELY WRONG.
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 09:58:28 PM
You did it.
DEFINITELY WRONG.
When there's no right way to do it, the only way to do it is DEFINITELY WRONG.
DEFIANTLY WRONG.
DEFENSTRATINGLLY WRONG.
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2012, 10:00:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 09:58:28 PM
You did it.
DEFINITELY WRONG.
When there's no right way to do it, the only way to do it is DEFINITELY WRONG.
DEFIANTLY WRONG.
DEFENSTRATINGLLY WRONG.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 09:58:28 PM
You did it.
DEFINITELY WRONG.
I never did a single thing that did a single thing
To change the ugly ways of the world
I didn't know it felt so right inside
I didn't know it all
I opened up the curtains
I heard sirens there, the lights flash and crawl
But I did it justice
I just did it for the buzz, oh
It's a nickel or a dime for what I've done
The truth is that I don't really care
For such a lovely crime I'll do the time
You better lock me up I'll do it again
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.
We don't have haters, we have naysayers. There's a difference. Back when we had haters we were cooler, but than so were the trolls who came before you. :(
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.
Eat a bag of dicks, you fucking invertebrate.
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.
You fucking snivel too much, kid.
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Twid: So, Twid, remember when you were in high school and that thing happened with the nun, the two priests, and that other guy you graduated with? Conclusive proof has finally come through. DEFINITELY yours, and definitely AIDS.
What can I say, I'm a sucker for freakishly tall chicks. Maybe one of my way back Germanic ancestors was in the habit of cavorting around in Jotunheim. And she was a nun to boot. It's been suggested by the priests that the other guy and I are at fault for getting them all drunk, but I didn't make them drink and it's not my fault that they tried to keep pace with a woman who probably has an extra 5 pints of blood in her body. She was the one who suggested it, apparently having a crisis of faith and wondering if the whole nun life thing was really her thing. And try convincing two dudes who haven't gotten laid since they were in seminary from not having a good time. My classmate was the one who suggested the pudding though. And that other thing which made me feel uncomfortable watching. Though there was some interesting acrobatics going on, and it's too bad we didn't film the whole thing. We could have made quite a bit of money from it, since it was all niche, but touched on several niches.
I suspected the letter was meant for me, and it's too bad about the AIDS but that didn't happen that night. The nun went wild after that experience, going from the Virgin Mary to the Whore of Babylon. And that's no exaggeration. If your first time is an experience like that, everything else is going to seem vanilla. Nowadays, if it doesn't have 7 heads, she's not interested in riding it.
On the other hand, it's her frightening libido keeping the world from ending. The Beast is a bit scared of her and is going to wait until she's too old (ha! not likely!) or dies.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 02:15:42 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.
You fucking snivel too much, kid.
You've got it all wrong Roger. I'm giving you guys PROPS for derailing the haters. I think you guys are really showing improvement, I haven't seen the evidence myself but there are rumors circulating about rumors of improvement. Keep working hard guys! Keep your heads up!
:peedee:
Twid, I owe you a beer.
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:15:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 02:15:42 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.
You fucking snivel too much, kid.
You've got it all wrong Roger. I'm giving you guys PROPS for derailing the haters. I think you guys are really showing improvement, I haven't seen the evidence myself but there are rumors circulating about rumors of improvement. Keep working hard guys! Keep your heads up!
Heads that are up get shot off.
And I AM one of the haters. Damn. You've been here a while, you should know this shit.
Heheh that was fun to write but ill take beer as extra reward.
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 08:21:56 PM
Heheh that was fun to write but ill take beer as extra reward.
Done. But I get to pick the beer.
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 05:52:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Twid: So, Twid, remember when you were in high school and that thing happened with the nun, the two priests, and that other guy you graduated with? Conclusive proof has finally come through. DEFINITELY yours, and definitely AIDS.
What can I say, I'm a sucker for freakishly tall chicks. Maybe one of my way back Germanic ancestors was in the habit of cavorting around in Jotunheim. And she was a nun to boot. It's been suggested by the priests that the other guy and I are at fault for getting them all drunk, but I didn't make them drink and it's not my fault that they tried to keep pace with a woman who probably has an extra 5 pints of blood in her body. She was the one who suggested it, apparently having a crisis of faith and wondering if the whole nun life thing was really her thing. And try convincing two dudes who haven't gotten laid since they were in seminary from not having a good time. My classmate was the one who suggested the pudding though. And that other thing which made me feel uncomfortable watching. Though there was some interesting acrobatics going on, and it's too bad we didn't film the whole thing. We could have made quite a bit of money from it, since it was all niche, but touched on several niches.
I suspected the letter was meant for me, and it's too bad about the AIDS but that didn't happen that night. The nun went wild after that experience, going from the Virgin Mary to the Whore of Babylon. And that's no exaggeration. If your first time is an experience like that, everything else is going to seem vanilla. Nowadays, if it doesn't have 7 heads, she's not interested in riding it.
On the other hand, it's her frightening libido keeping the world from ending. The Beast is a bit scared of her and is going to wait until she's too old (ha! not likely!) or dies.
THAT, sir, is precisely why that priest has AIDS now. And you know what, he got them from that blood sample you left in the rectory. WHOSE BLOOD WAS IT TWID!? :argh!:
All I know is that
There were rumors (he was into field hockey players)
There were rumors- (So he applied basically)
- He was gone the next day
(- And went off with the team)
- It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so... quiet about it
And then the next thing you know...
Considering the source it shouldnt have carried hiv. It wasnt human blood after all.
I am not at liberty to discuss any further about the blood sample as that info is classified and not as sexy as a giantess nun gang bang.
Quote from: Nigel on February 08, 2012, 09:41:16 PM
All I know is that
There were rumors (he was into field hockey players)
There were rumors- (So he applied basically)
- He was gone the next day
(- And went off with the team)
- It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so... quiet about it
And then the next thing you know...
He couldn't help himself. It was
HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADAAnd what the fuck was he
supposed to do? So he grabs the stick, right, and then it's BAM! INTO THE BOARDS, and he's driving on the net, no defense anywhere around him and then and then and then
And then he woke up naked on the highway with mice up his ass and no cab fare.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs refuse to comment, to this very day. It was all hushed up, no charges filed. And the beat goes on. Til next season.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 09:46:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 08, 2012, 09:41:16 PM
All I know is that
There were rumors (he was into field hockey players)
There were rumors- (So he applied basically)
- He was gone the next day
(- And went off with the team)
- It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so... quiet about it
And then the next thing you know...
He couldn't help himself. It was
HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA
And what the fuck was he supposed to do? So he grabs the stick, right, and then it's BAM! INTO THE BOARDS, and he's driving on the net, no defense anywhere around him and then and then and then
And then he woke up naked on the highway with mice up his ass and no cab fare.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs refuse to comment, to this very day. It was all hushed up, no charges filed. And the beat goes on. Til next season.
:fap: Now THAT'S what we call Saturday Night.