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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 08:38:18 PM

Title: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 08:38:18 PM
...who works for my friend.  As far as I know, he is not aware of my arrangement with Henry.

And he's been monitoring my internet usage.

The PM:

QuoteFnord
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Don Coyote on February 10, 2012, 08:39:24 PM
 :?
I think he needs some Eris in his life?
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 10, 2012, 08:39:24 PM
:?
I think he needs some Eris in his life?

Pretty sure he's already got it.

The truly great thing about Discordianism is that we can take over an organization...And not only do THEY not realize it, but neither do WE.

:lulz:
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Don Coyote on February 10, 2012, 08:41:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 10, 2012, 08:39:24 PM
:?
I think he needs some Eris in his life?

Pretty sure he's already got it.

The truly great thing about Discordianism is that we can take over an organization...And not only do THEY not realize it, but neither do WE.

:lulz:

Fucking Discordians.  :argh!: Next thing we know they will be on TV running for President.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Phox on February 10, 2012, 08:43:03 PM
 :lulz: :lulz:

It's always weird when you find out someone else is in on the joke.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 10, 2012, 08:46:38 PM
Coyote- stephen colbert ran even if it was just in one state.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Salty on February 10, 2012, 08:47:47 PM
Do you suppose he's familiar with GIGGLES' work?
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: navkat on February 10, 2012, 08:49:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 10, 2012, 08:43:03 PM
:lulz: :lulz:

It's always weird when you find out someone else is in on the joke.  :lulz:

It's fucking AWESOME. I remember sitting at Molly's (bar on Decatur) and there were all these people I didn't know, talking all kinds of shit about religion and whatnot and I made some obscure discordian ref (mostly to amuse myself) and this one guy at the table picked up and quipped back with something equally fnordy. It was like a secret illuminati handshake n shit and we went off for a few minutes while everyone else wondered what the hell we were talking about.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Don Coyote on February 10, 2012, 08:50:45 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 10, 2012, 08:46:38 PM
Coyote- stephen colbert ran even if it was just in one state.

SINCE WHEN IS THAT GUY A DISCORDIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

THE WORLD KEEPS NOT MAKING SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MONKEYS NEED TO STOP SPAGGING THINGS UP!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2012, 08:51:40 PM
Yeah.  That's how I met the guitarist in my other band.  I was at a show where he was doing Ramones covers, and he had the Chao on his forearm.  It's like a golden password.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 10, 2012, 08:56:16 PM
Talk to cram about it. He knows someone on the inside.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2012, 09:01:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 08:38:18 PM
...who works for my friend.  As far as I know, he is not aware of my arrangement with Henry.

And he's been monitoring my internet usage.

The PM:

QuoteFnord

That's awesome!
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:03:40 PM
That's indeed awesome! But who is Henry?
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2012, 10:16:28 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:03:40 PM
That's indeed awesome! But who is Henry?

Roger's gay lover. Didn't you read that thread?
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 10:34:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:03:40 PM
That's indeed awesome! But who is Henry?

Henry and I were in the Middle East together, back in 90/91.  When I hired on here, I found that he was the IT chief, and his wife is the HR chief for North American operations.

Needless to say, this has given me a degree of latitude in just about everything.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 11, 2012, 12:03:09 AM
Oh damn!
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Triple Zero on February 11, 2012, 12:12:46 AM
What, the one about the religious dude and masturbation??? OMG!! :lulz:

(also good thing, could've been worse. well, not for him, as you're probably going to have some hideous fun revenge on him)
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:15:38 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 11, 2012, 12:12:46 AM
What, the one about the religious dude and masturbation??? OMG!! :lulz:

(also good thing, could've been worse. well, not for him, as you're probably going to have some hideous fun revenge on him)

Actually, we're debating a Jihaad against the engineering department.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Triple Zero on February 11, 2012, 12:18:13 AM
Even better. That way jihad the best of both worlds.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Richter on February 11, 2012, 12:21:33 AM
Lucky.  Our IT guys have decided I'm a practicioner of black juju from my assorment of skull-items and Squid's shoggoth painting, and shut down most sites I favor. 
Paizo SRD lsot this week.  I'ma get me fetish on and shrink some heads.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:22:31 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 11, 2012, 12:18:13 AM
Even better. That way jihad the best of both worlds.

:crankey:
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:23:49 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2012, 12:21:33 AM
Lucky.  Our IT guys have decided I'm a practicioner of black juju from my assorment of skull-items and Squid's shoggoth painting, and shut down most sites I favor. 
Paizo SRD lsot this week.  I'ma get me fetish on and shrink some heads.

You need to cultivate a friendship or two among the neckbeards.  Then they let you do anything you like.

YOU HEAR THAT, GRAND ELECTRON POOBAH (I know you're reading this)?  YOU ARE A FILTHY BEARDO, AND YOUR GASTRONOMIC HISTORY IS RECORDED ON YOUR SHIRT.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2012, 12:28:33 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2012, 12:21:33 AM
Lucky.  Our IT guys have decided I'm a practicioner of black juju from my assorment of skull-items and Squid's shoggoth painting, and shut down most sites I favor. 
Paizo SRD lsot this week.  I'ma get me fetish on and shrink some heads.

Get a smart phone, cruise web from there, IT guys out of the loop.  Though it eats the phone battery like you wouldn't believe.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Richter on February 11, 2012, 12:33:39 AM
Smartfone:  Maybe.  I'd have to be sly on the use.

Cultivate IT: Iffy.  The laws get tighter than a clam's asshole about security and compliance whenever money passing business gets involved.  Asking for an exception in nannywall has an above average chance of summoning the inquisition.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Don Coyote on February 11, 2012, 12:45:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

FUCKING LOL!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:46:43 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2012, 12:33:39 AM
Smartfone:  Maybe.  I'd have to be sly on the use.

Cultivate IT: Iffy.  The laws get tighter than a clam's asshole about security and compliance whenever money passing business gets involved.  Asking for an exception in nannywall has an above average chance of summoning the inquisition.

Yeah, but you can probably have them approve individual websites, so long as there's no chance of monkey business.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:17:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!

Unfortunately, he also says he's never going to actually reg, because "he can't speak mortal".
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 11, 2012, 01:20:34 AM
Neither can hirley0 but that didnt stop him.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:22:27 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 11, 2012, 01:20:34 AM
Neither can hirley0 but that didnt stop him.

Hirley0 is a Holy Man.  <--- Notice the lack of TM.

The Grand Electron Poobah is merely a form of Titan, with a neckbeard.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:31:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:17:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!

Unfortunately, he also says he's never going to actually reg, because "he can't speak mortal".

Wowwwwwwwww.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:35:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:31:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:17:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!

Unfortunately, he also says he's never going to actually reg, because "he can't speak mortal".

Wowwwwwwwww.

I have to admire an ego larger than my own.  It's actually mathematically unbounded, from what I can tell.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Salty on February 11, 2012, 01:46:15 AM
It looks like he can speak Gutless Pansy just fine.
:lulz:
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:54:01 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 11, 2012, 01:46:15 AM
It looks like he can speak Gutless Pansy just fine.
:lulz:

No, he's just on his very own wavelength.  <--- just my impression.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 11, 2012, 02:16:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:35:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:31:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:17:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!

Unfortunately, he also says he's never going to actually reg, because "he can't speak mortal".

Wowwwwwwwww.

I have to admire an ego larger than my own.  It's actually mathematically unbounded, from what I can tell.

I'm not exactly sure what the right word is, but I am struggling somewhere between admiration and awe.
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 11, 2012, 04:55:59 AM
Tell him I'm still keeping his shit

I'm glad it was a troll, the ending was too poetic to be an accident :)
Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Telarus on February 11, 2012, 08:44:10 AM
 :spittake:

:evil:

:pax:

Title: Re: I just got an email from the new guy in IT
Post by: Cramulus on February 11, 2012, 02:11:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

:cramstipated:

Watch out Rog,

you're dealing with a Master