http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2G3wGVAnlQ
I love you, PD.
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 03:04:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 02:54:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2G3wGVAnlQ
I love you, PD.
Fuck.
NOT AFTER THE ELECTION, YOU LIBERTINE! THINGS IS GONNA CHANGE AROUND HERE!
YOU WILL NOT FUCK. YOU WILL FLY KITES ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON!
GET RID OF OBAMA, AND WE'RE BACK TO LOW-TECH GOODNESS, WITH ALL THE ALCOHOL ABUSE AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE THAT MADE AMERICA GREAT!
Wow. :lulz:
You know what gives me solace?
Knowing that that smarmy old cunt is gonna die in a decade or so, and if not, be too old to fucking breathe on her own.
And then?
WE. TAKE. OVER.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2012, 03:11:05 AM
You know what gives me solace?
Knowing that that smarmy old cunt is gonna die in a decade or so, and if not, be too old to fucking breathe on her own.
And then?
WE. TAKE. OVER.
By then, WE'LL be infected.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:11:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2012, 03:11:05 AM
You know what gives me solace?
Knowing that that smarmy old cunt is gonna die in a decade or so, and if not, be too old to fucking breathe on her own.
And then?
WE. TAKE. OVER.
By then, WE'LL be infected.
Like hell. Have we met? I'm the most stubborn mule to ever shit in yuor LAWN!
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2012, 03:14:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:11:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2012, 03:11:05 AM
You know what gives me solace?
Knowing that that smarmy old cunt is gonna die in a decade or so, and if not, be too old to fucking breathe on her own.
And then?
WE. TAKE. OVER.
By then, WE'LL be infected.
Like hell. Have we met? I'm the most stubborn mule to ever shit in yuor LAWN!
Half of the Church of the Subgenius founders are now teabaggers. It can happen to ANYBODY.
I'm pretty sure one of the guys in the background is my step grandfather. :lulz: Christ.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 21, 2012, 03:40:02 AM
I'm pretty sure one of the guys in the background is my step grandfather. :lulz: Christ.
For real? :lulz:
Sure as hell looks like Jim, and it's the right part of the country.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 21, 2012, 03:41:40 AM
Sure as hell looks like Jim, and it's the right part of the country.
How many degrees of separation? :lulz:
You are TWO away from the lady singing that song.
They probably make a pill for that.
I keep meaning to go visit him and my grandmother (they're pretty awesome people, when they're not being insane and Republican). If I do go, I'll get you an autograph. :lulz:
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 21, 2012, 03:47:06 AM
I keep meaning to go visit him and my grandmother (they're pretty awesome people, when they're not being insane and Republican). If I do go, I'll get you an autograph. :lulz:
Fuckin' SWEET! :banana:
Also, Garbo, it occurs to me that because of YOU, I am only 3 degrees of separation from that freak.
How COULD you?
This song is kinda catchy, actually . . . *twitchtwitch*
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:49:21 AM
This song is kinda catchy, actually . . . *twitchtwitch*
NOOOOOOO! DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE PENNSYLVANIA!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:49:21 AM
This song is kinda catchy, actually . . . *twitchtwitch*
NOOOOOOO! DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE PENNSYLVANIA!
Be fair. It was a competently written song.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:49:21 AM
This song is kinda catchy, actually . . . *twitchtwitch*
NOOOOOOO! DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE PENNSYLVANIA!
No, no. This is Colorado's fault. Just because she looks and sounds like my Aunt Ruth ain't no reason to go blaming this on PA, it's already under a pretty heavy burden with my family. This chick is one of nine. My dad's the youngest of fifteen. :P The South is everywhere. It's more pervasive than Tuscon.
Yep! :lulz: It almost makes me want to move back.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 21, 2012, 03:53:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:49:21 AM
This song is kinda catchy, actually . . . *twitchtwitch*
NOOOOOOO! DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE PENNSYLVANIA!
Be fair. It was a competently written song.
Better than Joyce Drake, for certain.
Her son is a Marine. Isn't yours, too, Roger?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:55:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:49:21 AM
This song is kinda catchy, actually . . . *twitchtwitch*
NOOOOOOO! DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE PENNSYLVANIA!
No, no. This is Colorado's fault. Just because she looks and sounds like my Aunt Ruth ain't no reason to go blaming this on PA, it's already under a pretty heavy burden with my family. This chick is one of nine. My dad's the youngest of fifteen. :P The South is everywhere. It's more pervasive than Tuscon.
Nope. Whacky political beliefs are just noisier than Tucson. Tucson is everywhere. Just look at your town's police blotter.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:57:06 AM
Her son is a Marine. Isn't yours, too, Roger?
Yep. But strangely, this doesn't fill me with the need to write songs about how we'd all go back to some stylized, Pollyanna 1950s if Obama is voted out.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 21, 2012, 03:56:52 AM
Better than Joyce Drake, for certain.
YOU JUST HUSH YOUR HEATHEN MOUTH, MISSY! THAT WOMAN IS TALKIN' ABOUT THE
SEXY JESUS!
:horrormirth: That whole idea of sexy Jesus bothers me intensely.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:49:06 AM
Also, Garbo, it occurs to me that because of YOU, I am only 3 degrees of separation from that freak.
How COULD you?
Also, how could I not?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:58:20 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:57:06 AM
Her son is a Marine. Isn't yours, too, Roger?
Yep. But strangely, this doesn't fill me with the need to write songs about how we'd all go back to some stylized, Pollyanna 1950s if Obama is voted out.
I am glad it isn't contagious. I'm trying to picture you as a sincere gospel singer and it isn't workin' for me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:59:08 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 21, 2012, 03:56:52 AM
Better than Joyce Drake, for certain.
YOU JUST HUSH YOUR HEATHEN MOUTH, MISSY! THAT WOMAN IS TALKIN' ABOUT THE SEXY JESUS!
Yeah. Her Jesus opens doors for a lady and orders for her and wears fancy suits right out of a Sears catalog and always votes Republican.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 04:01:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:58:20 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:57:06 AM
Her son is a Marine. Isn't yours, too, Roger?
Yep. But strangely, this doesn't fill me with the need to write songs about how we'd all go back to some stylized, Pollyanna 1950s if Obama is voted out.
I am glad it isn't contagious. I'm trying to picture you as a sincere gospel singer and it isn't workin' for me.
It is as if the heavens just opened up, with an angelic choir and all that shit.
I have found my true calling.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 21, 2012, 04:00:51 AM
:horrormirth: That whole idea of sexy Jesus bothers me intensely.
SHAAAAAADAP! YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 21, 2012, 04:00:51 AM
:horrormirth: That whole idea of sexy Jesus
And then Freeky was inspired.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 21, 2012, 04:07:44 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 21, 2012, 04:00:51 AM
:horrormirth: That whole idea of sexy Jesus
And then Freeky was inspired.
Um, God's mad enough with Tucson already. Don't let's get all crazy now.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 04:11:08 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 21, 2012, 04:07:44 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 21, 2012, 04:00:51 AM
:horrormirth: That whole idea of sexy Jesus
And then Freeky was inspired.
Um, God's mad enough with Tucson already. Don't let's get all crazy now.
It isn't my fault. I'm not
right.Also, SEEEEEEEXAAAAAAAAY
JEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS!!!!!!!
http://theworldhates.com/prayer/files/2011/04/sexy-jesus-300x283.jpg NSFW or Church.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 04:21:46 AM
http://theworldhates.com/prayer/files/2011/04/sexy-jesus-300x283.jpg NSFW or Church.
I am in awe. And fapping.
Damn, Obama really is a monster. Not only does he oversee an illegal assassination program and refuse to prosecute Wall Street bankers, he's responsible for hopscotch on sidewalks and blue ribbons at fairs being banned.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 04:21:46 AM
http://theworldhates.com/prayer/files/2011/04/sexy-jesus-300x283.jpg NSFW or Church.
There is an express bus to Hell for people like you.
You will be stuck in line behind the entire GoP slate of Presidential candidates, and be forced to listen as each one attempts to argue his or her way out of eternal damnation on technicalities. As none of them has actually read the Bible and will be using what they wanted to hear as "gospel," at least you will be entertained.
Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2012, 10:55:44 AM
Damn, Obama really is a monster. Not only does he oversee an illegal assassination program and refuse to prosecute Wall Street bankers, he's responsible for hopscotch on sidewalks and blue ribbons at fairs being banned.
AND KITE FLYING ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON!
If they just get rid of the Black guy, the youth of the nation will abandon their electronic toys, start attending church, and return to the pasttimes of previous generations. It's all so obvious! NOTHING WILL EVER HAVE TO CHANGE AGAIN!
Yeah, remember back in 00-08, when we had a proper Conservative president who made sure there was a red wagon in every backyard? It's just not the same America without executive-backed kite flying and state fairs.
Quote from: Cainad on February 21, 2012, 03:44:29 PM
Yeah, remember back in 00-08, when we had a proper Conservative president who made sure there was a red wagon in every backyard? It's just not the same America without executive-backed kite flying and state fairs.
No, it's more like "once we get momentum in the election, we're dragging this great country back 60 years to when everything was perfect."
Never mind that in almost every way, 1950-1960 was the worst decade in American culture.
Quote from: Cainad on February 21, 2012, 03:44:29 PM
Yeah, remember back in 00-08, when we had a proper Conservative president who made sure there was a red wagon in every backyard? It's just not the same America without executive-backed kite flying and state fairs.
ROGER! HELP!!
I... I LIKE state fairs. I like flying kites (though I haven't done it in forever, there apparently isn't room up here).
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 03:51:41 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 21, 2012, 03:44:29 PM
Yeah, remember back in 00-08, when we had a proper Conservative president who made sure there was a red wagon in every backyard? It's just not the same America without executive-backed kite flying and state fairs.
ROGER! HELP!!
I... I LIKE state fairs. I like flying kites (though I haven't done it in forever, there apparently isn't room up here).
Then vote republican. Then EVERYONE will be doing those things.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 21, 2012, 03:44:29 PM
Yeah, remember back in 00-08, when we had a proper Conservative president who made sure there was a red wagon in every backyard? It's just not the same America without executive-backed kite flying and state fairs.
No, it's more like "once we get momentum in the election, we're dragging this great country back 60 years to when everything was perfect."
Never mind that in almost every way, 1950-1960 was the worst decade in American culture.
Things were simpler back then, Roger. Everyone knew their place, and isn't that what is important?
You see, society is like a giant clock. Each citizen in it is a part, working in synch to make time tick just the way it is meant to.
When you get people operating
outside their place, that's when things get messy. If people would just be
happy with what they are allowed to have then the machinery wouldn't need so much, oiling, would it?
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on February 21, 2012, 04:03:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 21, 2012, 03:44:29 PM
Yeah, remember back in 00-08, when we had a proper Conservative president who made sure there was a red wagon in every backyard? It's just not the same America without executive-backed kite flying and state fairs.
No, it's more like "once we get momentum in the election, we're dragging this great country back 60 years to when everything was perfect."
Never mind that in almost every way, 1950-1960 was the worst decade in American culture.
Things were simpler back then, Roger. Everyone knew their place, and isn't that what is important?
You see, society is like a giant clock. Each citizen in it is a part, working in synch to make time tick just the way it is meant to.
When you get people operating outside their place, that's when things get messy. If people would just be happy with what they are allowed to have then the machinery wouldn't need so much, oiling, would it?
Yeah, okay. Who gets to wind the clock?
Interesting notes: In the United States, the 1950s had:
1. The worst juvenile delinquency in our history.
2. The most unplanned/unwed pregnancies in our history, most of which involved teenagers.
3. The worst levels of drug abuse, prescription and non-prescription, in our history.
4. The highest levels of alcoholism in our history.
5. The lowest point of race-relations since the 1800s.
6. The worst levels of domestic violence in our history.
What it also had was a truly mind-numbing sense of conformity. Wearing a different cut of suit or a different hat than everyone else could be the end of your career.
I'm reasonably certain that most of these issues stemmed directly from WWII, but that doesn't change the fact that these retards are trying to drag us back to the worst decade (in America) of the last century, out of some misplaced nostalgia for a time that never happened.
Fuck, you guys just better vote for Cainad. He's your last chance for peace and accurate train schedules.
Don't forget; the 1950's were so bad that right after that, the sixties happened. In retaliation.
Quote from: Nigel on February 21, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
Don't forget; the 1950's were so bad that right after that, the sixties happened. In retaliation.
Yeah, then the 80s happened, and everyone from the 60s thought Reagan was the cat's ass. Hell, they're the bastards fucking everything up right now...With a little help from our generation.
The 50's were so bad Discordianism happened. If creating minds that depraved doesn't prove it was horrible, I don't know what will.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 05:26:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 21, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
Don't forget; the 1950's were so bad that right after that, the sixties happened. In retaliation.
Yeah, then the 80s happened, and everyone from the 60s thought Reagan was the cat's ass. Hell, they're the bastards fucking everything up right now...With a little help from our generation.
Yeah, those guys turned out to be real assholes when they sobered up.
But look who RAISED them.
I was gonna enter one of my afghans into the state fair this year, hoping to win a ribbon. Maybe I should do one of those tapestry pieces of Jesus. Or do one of Elvis, with chenille yarn.
Hell fucking yes.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 22, 2012, 02:33:44 AM
I was gonna enter one of my afghans into the state fair this year, hoping to win a ribbon. Maybe I should do one of those tapestry pieces of Jesus. Or do one of Elvis, with chenille yarn.
Or one of Elvis with the 12 disciples, or Jesus rocking out.
What candidate is she supporting in this song?
Is it the cow?
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2012, 06:01:39 AM
What candidate is she supporting in this song?
Is it the cow?
I think it might be the cow.
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 06:19:55 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2012, 06:01:39 AM
What candidate is she supporting in this song?
Is it the cow?
I think it might be the cow.
I thought it was the tractor. Nothing runs (for office) like a Deere.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 22, 2012, 02:33:44 AM
I was gonna enter one of my afghans into the state fair this year, hoping to win a ribbon. Maybe I should do one of those tapestry pieces of Jesus. Or do one of Elvis, with chenille yarn.
And blue suede accents. You must do this.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 21, 2012, 03:44:29 PM
Yeah, remember back in 00-08, when we had a proper Conservative president who made sure there was a red wagon in every backyard? It's just not the same America without executive-backed kite flying and state fairs.
No, it's more like "once we get momentum in the election, we're dragging this great country back 60 years to when everything was perfect."
Never mind that in almost every way, 1950-1960 was the worst decade in American culture.
The food was pretty good though, right (http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/brunches/7.html)?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 22, 2012, 02:33:44 AM
I was gonna enter one of my afghans into the state fair this year, hoping to win a ribbon. Maybe I should do one of those tapestry pieces of Jesus. Or do one of Elvis, with chenille yarn.
Elvis, Jesus, and John Wayne. With all three of the Redneck Holy Trinity, you'll be unstoppable.
Against a red, white, and blue background.
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on February 23, 2012, 09:18:14 PM
The food was pretty good though, right (http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/brunches/7.html)?
Hahaaaaa that whole site is wonderful! Check out the "gel cooking" section :D
Also maybe this clip makes you feel better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGvOYo8gS7Y
He is a really nice guy that sings about wanting to share a shower with a girl named Marlous. Who is the girl on his shirt, not the girl you see in the video though she doesn't seem to mind.
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 26, 2012, 07:27:41 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on February 23, 2012, 09:18:14 PM
The food was pretty good though, right (http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/brunches/7.html)?
Hahaaaaa that whole site is wonderful! Check out the "gel cooking" section :D
Also maybe this clip makes you feel better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGvOYo8gS7Y
He is a really nice guy that sings about wanting to share a shower with a girl named Marlous. Who is the girl on his shirt, not the girl you see in the video though she doesn't seem to mind.
I love that video.
Seriously, I am listening to it again. That's how much I love it.
It's pretty great, indeed :) It's an actual Dutch genre of music, a bit of a cross between German Schlager and silly carnaval music called "Pirate Music", because only unofficial pirate radio stations ever play it. And it's all they ever play. I don't really understand, you have an illegal AM radio setup and you can blast whatever into the air, you'd expect to hear all sorts of different and crazy stuff right? But no, Dutch pirate radio stations play exclusively "Pirate Music". I really don't know why but it's hilarious and at least they don't have commercials.
Except of course Pirate Music is not only made by mentally challenged people. It's just that Rinus really loves this music and he's usually at the front row of Pirate Music festivals (no I've never been to any--but maybe I should, just to see) so he got kind of famous in that "scene". The Marlous and Romana (link below) that he sings about are in fact female Dutch artists in this genre (who at least one of them I saw in an interview thinks what Rinus is doing is really awesome as well).
Anyway he made more songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEFbX81XWQ
And HuffPo even wrote an article on him:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/rinus-and-romana-chill-on_n_896947.html
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 26, 2012, 10:09:38 PM
It's pretty great, indeed :) It's an actual Dutch genre of music, a bit of a cross between German Schlager and silly carnaval music called "Pirate Music", because only unofficial pirate radio stations ever play it. And it's all they ever play. I don't really understand, you have an illegal AM radio setup and you can blast whatever into the air, you'd expect to hear all sorts of different and crazy stuff right? But no, Dutch pirate radio stations play exclusively "Pirate Music". I really don't know why but it's hilarious and at least they don't have commercials.
Except of course Pirate Music is not only made by mentally challenged people. It's just that Rinus really loves this music and he's usually at the front row of Pirate Music festivals (no I've never been to any--but maybe I should, just to see) so he got kind of famous in that "scene". The Marlous and Romana (link below) that he sings about are in fact female Dutch artists in this genre (who at least one of them I saw in an interview thinks what Rinus is doing is really awesome as well).
Anyway he made more songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEFbX81XWQ
And HuffPo even wrote an article on him:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/rinus-and-romana-chill-on_n_896947.html
OMG THIS IS AMAZING
We do not have anything in the US that even comes close to corresponding with this. It is FANTASTIC!
Well, Dutch Pirate music ... there's a LOT to discover :lulz:
Also the vinyl covers of the oldies can be quite creepy and hilarious occasionally.
Of course there's many people that actually appreciate it, but for me it sits firmly in the "so bad it's good" category, and I mainly listen it when in the car driving through areas that tend to broadcast this pirate stuff :)
Some of the lyrics can be quite fucking creepy too, I remember hearing one that was basically about "that guy", the old somewhat alcoholic man at the corner pub, meeting this girl he knew from when she was just a kid and he's being all creepy about "now you're a woman" and how he sees her with all different eyes and :vom: Which is still amazing in its badness (I mean, just imagine this with the same type of musical score as you just heard), just more from a horrormirthy perspective.
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 26, 2012, 11:24:21 PM
Well, Dutch Pirate music ... there's a LOT to discover :lulz:
Also the vinyl covers of the oldies can be quite creepy and hilarious occasionally.
Of course there's many people that actually appreciate it, but for me it sits firmly in the "so bad it's good" category, and I mainly listen it when in the car driving through areas that tend to broadcast this pirate stuff :)
Some of the lyrics can be quite fucking creepy too, I remember hearing one that was basically about "that guy", the old somewhat alcoholic man at the corner pub, meeting this girl he knew from when she was just a kid and he's being all creepy about "now you're a woman" and how he sees her with all different eyes and :vom: Which is still amazing in its badness (I mean, just imagine this with the same type of musical score as you just heard), just more from a horrormirthy perspective.
:lulz: Holy crap! I need to hear more of this stuff.