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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 21, 2012, 02:54:04 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
February 21, 2012, 04:26:17 PM
Fuck, you guys just better vote for Cainad.  He's your last chance for peace and accurate train schedules.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
February 21, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
Don't forget; the 1950's were so bad that right after that, the sixties happened. In retaliation.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
February 21, 2012, 05:26:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 21, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
Don't forget; the 1950's were so bad that right after that, the sixties happened. In retaliation.

Yeah, then the 80s happened, and everyone from the 60s thought Reagan was the cat's ass.  Hell, they're the bastards fucking everything up right now...With a little help from our generation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

El Sjaako

#48
February 21, 2012, 05:31:15 PM
The 50's were so bad Discordianism happened. If creating minds that depraved doesn't prove it was horrible, I don't know what will.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
February 21, 2012, 05:37:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 05:26:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 21, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
Don't forget; the 1950's were so bad that right after that, the sixties happened. In retaliation.

Yeah, then the 80s happened, and everyone from the 60s thought Reagan was the cat's ass.  Hell, they're the bastards fucking everything up right now...With a little help from our generation.

Yeah, those guys turned out to be real assholes when they sobered up.

But look who RAISED them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#50
February 22, 2012, 02:33:44 AM
I was gonna enter one of my afghans into the state fair this year, hoping to win a ribbon. Maybe I should do one of those tapestry pieces of Jesus. Or do one of Elvis, with chenille yarn.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#51
February 22, 2012, 05:28:08 AM
Hell fucking yes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Chairman Risus

#52
February 22, 2012, 05:32:59 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 22, 2012, 02:33:44 AM
I was gonna enter one of my afghans into the state fair this year, hoping to win a ribbon. Maybe I should do one of those tapestry pieces of Jesus. Or do one of Elvis, with chenille yarn.
Or one of Elvis with the 12 disciples, or Jesus rocking out.

Thurnez Isa

#53
February 22, 2012, 06:01:39 AM
What candidate is she supporting in this song?
Is it the cow?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#54
February 22, 2012, 06:19:55 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2012, 06:01:39 AM
What candidate is she supporting in this song?
Is it the cow?

I think it might be the cow.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#55
February 22, 2012, 06:20:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 06:19:55 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2012, 06:01:39 AM
What candidate is she supporting in this song?
Is it the cow?

I think it might be the cow.

I thought it was the tractor. Nothing runs (for office) like a Deere.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
February 22, 2012, 06:23:21 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 22, 2012, 06:20:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 06:19:55 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2012, 06:01:39 AM
What candidate is she supporting in this song?
Is it the cow?

I think it might be the cow.

I thought it was the tractor. Nothing runs (for office) like a Deere.

OMG  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#57
February 22, 2012, 10:47:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 22, 2012, 02:33:44 AM
I was gonna enter one of my afghans into the state fair this year, hoping to win a ribbon. Maybe I should do one of those tapestry pieces of Jesus. Or do one of Elvis, with chenille yarn.

And blue suede accents.  You must do this.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Precious Moments Zalgo

#58
February 23, 2012, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 21, 2012, 03:44:29 PM
Yeah, remember back in 00-08, when we had a proper Conservative president who made sure there was a red wagon in every backyard? It's just not the same America without executive-backed kite flying and state fairs.

No, it's more like "once we get momentum in the election, we're dragging this great country back 60 years to when everything was perfect."

Never mind that in almost every way, 1950-1960 was the worst decade in American culture.

The food was pretty good though, right?
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*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

kingyak

#59
February 23, 2012, 09:26:19 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 22, 2012, 02:33:44 AM
I was gonna enter one of my afghans into the state fair this year, hoping to win a ribbon. Maybe I should do one of those tapestry pieces of Jesus. Or do one of Elvis, with chenille yarn.

Elvis, Jesus, and John Wayne. With all three of the Redneck Holy Trinity, you'll be unstoppable.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST
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