If you haven't got one, or you need a new one because the old one is all gooey and smelling of...Well, you know...Then post ITT, and I'll hook you up.
(I'll be back in a half hour.)
Also, Holy names are now posted on the top line of your sig, since custom text is disabled.
Sure. yesterday's Fluids have evolved. Into... something. I think it belongs in a zoo. Not half an hour ago it called me a pretentious douche-nozzle in sumerian.
Hit me with a new one, o purveyor of Holy!
(i thought it was supposed to go at the top of one's sig...)
Can has?
Quote from: holis† on December 10, 2012, 07:36:03 PM
Sure. yesterday's Fluids have evolved. Into... something. I think it belongs in a zoo. Not half an hour ago it called me a pretentious douche-nozzle in sumerian.
Northern-Style Ratcheting Sex Hook of Razor Sharp Desire, Now With Additional Knobby Bits™
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 10, 2012, 07:38:45 PM
Hit me with a new one, o purveyor of Holy!
(i thought it was supposed to go at the top of one's sig...)
Pulsating Weasel of Burning Leakages
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 10, 2012, 07:54:40 PM
Can has?
Of course.
Hideous and Otherworldly Attack Duckling of DESPAIR
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 07:54:47 PM
Quote from: holis† on December 10, 2012, 07:36:03 PM
Sure. yesterday's Fluids have evolved. Into... something. I think it belongs in a zoo. Not half an hour ago it called me a pretentious douche-nozzle in sumerian.
Northern-Style Ratcheting Sex Hook of Razor Sharp Desire, Now With Additional Knobby Bits™
It's PERFECT
I'll be adventurous and ask for one this time around
I feeeeeel the Holy!
Quote from: Sita on December 10, 2012, 08:28:32 PM
I'll be adventurous and ask for one this time around
Sparkle Motion-Capable Greased Ferret of Inappropriate Lust
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 08:39:09 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 10, 2012, 08:28:32 PM
I'll be adventurous and ask for one this time around
Sparkle Motion-Capable Greased Ferret of Inappropriate Lust
That made me smile *places it front and center in sig*
Quote from: Sita on December 10, 2012, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 08:39:09 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 10, 2012, 08:28:32 PM
I'll be adventurous and ask for one this time around
Sparkle Motion-Capable Greased Ferret of Inappropriate Lust
That made me smile *places it front and center in sig*
I smile when I get all Holy™, too. Well, it's sort of like a smile. My lips are pulled back from my teeth, which I think counts, and the corners of my mouth are sort of yanked in a generally upwards direction.
People always get nervous when I smile. Seemingly because I don't do it often, but now I wonder if my smiles are different from theirs...
Quote from: Sita on December 10, 2012, 08:53:18 PM
People always get nervous when I smile. Seemingly because I don't do it often, but now I wonder if my smiles are different from theirs...
Test it out on Calvinists. If they grimace back, something's wrong.
HIT ME, BABY, ONCE MORE TIME!
Quote from: hølist on December 10, 2012, 09:45:13 PM
HIT ME, BABY, ONCE MORE TIME!
Richard Nixon-Flavored Edible Pillow Pal of Black Friday's Darkest Hour.
(Pillow Pal ---> Google it. It's Japan turned into AMERICA.)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 09:47:53 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 10, 2012, 09:45:13 PM
HIT ME, BABY, ONCE MORE TIME!
Richard Nixon-Flavored Edible Pillow Pal of Black Friday's Darkest Hour.
(Pillow Pal ---> Google it. It's Japan turned into AMERICA.)
OMG I KNOW! It's like depression manifest.
I will take a new one, sir.
As will I.
The old one is still quite servicable, but it's starting to smell funny. Don't want people getting suspicious.
I don't necessarily NEED a new holy name. It's just that this one I have here is a little snug in the crotch, you see...
I might as well get in line for a new name. It'll give me something new to read in my sig while I wait for that overdue Halloween Holiness.
I will take one of your monikers good sir!
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.
Posting
Yes, please.
It's the back of the line for me. I'd love a Holy Name™!
Quote from: Alty on December 10, 2012, 10:03:29 PM
I will take a new one, sir.
Undulating Alaskan Princess of Infamy
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on December 10, 2012, 10:34:56 PM
As will I.
The old one is still quite servicable, but it's starting to smell funny. Don't want people getting suspicious.
Appendix Transplant Specialist, Texas Division
Quote from: Curdlefish on December 10, 2012, 10:35:51 PM
I don't necessarily NEED a new holy name. It's just that this one I have here is a little snug in the crotch, you see...
Punk Rock Kamikaze Ace of Heaving Manliness
Quote from: leln on December 10, 2012, 10:53:51 PM
I might as well get in line for a new name. It'll give me something new to read in my sig while I wait for that overdue Halloween Holiness.
Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 10, 2012, 11:21:13 PM
I will take one of your monikers good sir!
Suppurating Mind Gangster of the Lower East Side
Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.
Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.
Quote from: ho|ist on December 11, 2012, 01:37:23 AM
Posting
Strangelet Pounding Mega-Pervert of So Three Days Ago
Quote from: Signora Paesior on December 11, 2012, 06:10:10 AM
Yes, please.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole
Quote from: holιst on December 11, 2012, 06:15:53 AM
It's the back of the line for me. I'd love a Holy Name™!
Slightly Worn Yet Still Mighty Truckstop Mattress Removal Specialist
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.
Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.
Wooo! BRB, getting my soul saved...
Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:05:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.
Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.
Wooo! BRB, getting my soul saved...
And unlike many here, you managed to READ THE DIRECTIONS. Aren't YOU just the clever bastard?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 04:07:38 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:05:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.
Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.
Wooo! BRB, getting my soul saved...
And unlike many here, you managed to READ THE DIRECTIONS. Aren't YOU just the clever bastard?
The last time I screwed around with this shit, "Bob" made me take a sniff of whatever that is in his pipe.
Been on the straight-and-narrow ever since.
Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 04:07:38 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:05:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.
Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.
Wooo! BRB, getting my soul saved...
And unlike many here, you managed to READ THE DIRECTIONS. Aren't YOU just the clever bastard?
The last time I screwed around with this shit, "Bob" made me take a sniff of whatever that is in his pipe.
Been on the straight-and-narrow ever since.
Yeah, those radiation burns heal slowly, I hear.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 04:11:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 04:07:38 PM
And unlike many here, you managed to READ THE DIRECTIONS. Aren't YOU just the clever bastard?
The last time I screwed around with this shit, "Bob" made me take a sniff of whatever that is in his pipe.
Been on the straight-and-narrow ever since.
Yeah, those radiation burns heal slowly, I hear.
Very slowly. I don't grow these sideburns for mere decoration, after all. They help hide my shame.
Hit me up. The last one made my spleen erect for three fucking days! :fap:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 11, 2012, 05:13:01 PM
Hit me up. The last one made my spleen erect for three fucking days! :fap:
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Yea, I could do with a new outfit...
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 06:42:32 PM
Yea, I could do with a new outfit...
Horrible and Terrifying Remedial Instructor for Mind The Gap Tube Issues
You know that one inevitable post that makes you stop lurking and register so you can be a big shiny Part of The Fun? That'd be this one for me.
If you don't mind, or especially if you do, I'd like to put in for the digital anointing. I promise I'll wander over to the appropriate new-to-forum areas shortly.
Quote from: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 07:56:25 PM
You know that one inevitable post that makes you stop lurking and register so you can be a big shiny Part of The Fun? That'd be this one for me.
If you don't mind, or especially if you do, I'd like to put in for the digital anointing. I promise I'll wander over to the appropriate new-to-forum areas shortly.
There is no "appropriate new-to-forum area". It's all one horrible abbatoir.
And my feelings have nothing to do with it, one way or the other. It's a Holy Man™ thing. I don't expect You People with your undamaged brain matter to understand. That being said:
Slightly Diseased Pheremone Discharge of Saintly and Superhuman Proportions
It occurs to me that I also need a new Holy Name™, and Payne is dead again.
Nigel, would you do the honors?
Can I do it? I have been touched by the Messiah's Holy Appendage.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
It occurs to me that I also need a new Holy Name™, and Payne is dead again.
Nigel, would you do the honors?
Triple-Felted Expeller Machine of Inexpressible Cosmic Force Disturbances.
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 10:17:18 PM
Can I do it? I have been touched by the Messiah's Holy Appendage.
Oops... sorry! You can do it next time.
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 10:17:18 PM
Can I do it? I have been touched by the Messiah's Holy Appendage.
Oops... sorry! You can do it next time.
it's ok, your one was better than anything else I could come up with.
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 10:53:51 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 10:17:18 PM
Can I do it? I have been touched by the Messiah's Holy Appendage.
Oops... sorry! You can do it next time.
it's ok, your one was better than anything else I could come up with.
Ohhh, I have a feeling you have subtle horrors lurking deep within your heart.
:D
mine were a bot Golgotha poop demon-esque...
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:36:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
It occurs to me that I also need a new Holy Name™, and Payne is dead again.
Nigel, would you do the honors?
Triple-Felted Expeller Machine of Inexpressible Cosmic Force Disturbances.
I can feel the Holiness™ moving around in my bits!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:09:08 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on December 10, 2012, 10:34:56 PM
As will I.
The old one is still quite servicable, but it's starting to smell funny. Don't want people getting suspicious.
Appendix Transplant Specialist, Texas Division
The implications of that are staggeringly horrible.
THANK YOU!
I think I'd like another name, TGRR. I just got this one, it feels like, but I guess I didn't keep it clean like I shoulda. There's stuff seeping out that I can't identify and if I had a sense of smell I wouldn't be too happy, judging by the looks on people's faces as I pass by. Can you help me, Rev?
Can now report I've been using this holy name for a day or two and I feel at least twice as holy as I did with the old one. Immoral and (probably) illegal financial gain is sure to follow
8)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 03:43:17 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:36:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
It occurs to me that I also need a new Holy Name™, and Payne is dead again.
Nigel, would you do the honors?
Triple-Felted Expeller Machine of Inexpressible Cosmic Force Disturbances.
I can feel the Holiness™ moving around in my bits!
AS IT SHOULD BE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:18:25 PM
Quote from: holιst on December 11, 2012, 06:15:53 AM
It's the back of the line for me. I'd love a Holy Name™!
Slightly Worn Yet Still Mighty Truckstop Mattress Removal Specialist
I love it! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
If the holiness is still moving you, I would like one as well.
Quote from: insideout on December 14, 2012, 03:32:35 PM
If the holiness is still moving you, I would like one as well.
Overtorqued Love Bonobo of the Lower East Side.
Reverend!!
My dice roll low dubbing me the worst cavalier ever.
I think I need the HoliesTM.
Quote from: H0list on December 17, 2012, 03:37:01 AM
Reverend!!
My dice roll low dubbing me the worst cavalier ever.
I think I need the HoliesTM.
Self-Propelled Ass Weasel Seek/Destroy Unit
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2012, 03:40:05 AM
Quote from: H0list on December 17, 2012, 03:37:01 AM
Reverend!!
My dice roll low dubbing me the worst cavalier ever.
I think I need the HoliesTM.
Self-Propelled Ass Weasel Seek/Destroy Unit
I feel this may be a prophetic name. THANK YOU REVEREND!!!!!
I've been ejected from the trump finals, and though I'll never tire of observing seats, it does look like I could use a new holy name.
Quote from: Net on December 17, 2012, 03:53:05 AM
I've been ejected from the trump finals, and though I'll never tire of observing seats, it does look like I could use a new holy name.
Skin Monster of Inappropriately-Placed Parsnip Removal