Extra pills last night. No inhibition today, but no drive, either. If you want your Holiness™ today, you're going to have to ask me questions, not just wait around for the answers. Note: while you WILL get a correct answer, it may not be related to the question you ask. It's a Holy Man™ thing.
Dear Roger,
What's with the weather these days?
Yours,
LMNO
I have a big bin full of beads and a day off. Should I spend my day
A: Taking pictures of beads so I can list them in my Etsy store, or
B. Make more beads because too many is never enough?
Thanks!
Dear Roger,
Why are all the extra chromosome set at the BSN so excited about the new Drell character being released when, according to the tards, Drell suck?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2012, 05:11:47 PM
Dear Roger,
What's with the weather these days?
Yours,
LMNO
It's wintertime down there.
Quote from: hølist on December 18, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
I have a big bin full of beads and a day off. Should I spend my day
A: Taking pictures of beads so I can list them in my Etsy store, or
B. Make more beads because too many is never enough?
Thanks!
A. Disregard colored sand, obtain currency.
Thing is, money NOW is better than extra product LATER, and if you have but limited time to do this sort of thing, it's better to collect.
Unless you're finally making that set of beads we talked about, out on the Meetrack patio. Then you should definitely make the beads, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
Quote from: Cain on December 18, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Dear Roger,
Why are all the extra chromosome set at the BSN so excited about the new Drell character being released when, according to the tards, Drell suck?
Because they're the extra chromosome set. They get excited over EVERYTHING. Trust me on this one, I'm up to my arse in them, on this side of the pond.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2012, 05:24:46 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 18, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
I have a big bin full of beads and a day off. Should I spend my day
A: Taking pictures of beads so I can list them in my Etsy store, or
B. Make more beads because too many is never enough?
Thanks!
A. Disregard colored sand, obtain currency.
Thing is, money NOW is better than extra product LATER, and if you have but limited time to do this sort of thing, it's better to collect.
Unless you're finally making that set of beads we talked about, out on the Meetrack patio. Then you should definitely make the beads, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
I like this answer, especially because I just checked out my studio and FUCK IT'S COLD OUT THERE.
Dear Spiritual Adviser:
Tomorrow, I have to make a many-hour drive from Long Island to Washington, DC.
The reason for this trip is that I am to fulfill the role of an emotional heat-sink for the next several days, due to a histrionic family member who appears to be gradually losing more and more of her mind.
I need some Holy suggestions for a playlist during my drive down there.
Thanks in advance.
Quote from: Cainad on December 18, 2012, 07:32:49 PM
Dear Spiritual Adviser:
Tomorrow, I have to make a many-hour drive from Long Island to Washington, DC.
The reason for this trip is that I am to fulfill the role of an emotional heat-sink for the next several days, due to a histrionic family member who appears to be gradually losing more and more of her mind.
I need some Holy suggestions for a playlist during my drive down there.
Thanks in advance.
Rogerbot™ is currently non-functional due to excessive rage. Check back later tonight.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2012, 05:25:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 18, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Dear Roger,
Why are all the extra chromosome set at the BSN so excited about the new Drell character being released when, according to the tards, Drell suck?
Because they're the extra chromosome set. They get excited over EVERYTHING. Trust me on this one, I'm up to my arse in them, on this side of the pond.
I think this may be the answer I was looking for.
What's the best way to dance?
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Seriously, that one's been hanging fire for fifty years.
Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,
Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?
Quote from: holis† on December 18, 2012, 11:22:50 PM
Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,
Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?
You mean its not just Bostonians that do that?
Thank God. I think.
Quote from: ho|ist on December 19, 2012, 12:23:30 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 18, 2012, 11:22:50 PM
Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,
Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?
You mean its not just Bostonians that do that?
Thank God. I think.
Happens here too.
Quote from: H0list on December 19, 2012, 12:25:31 AM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 19, 2012, 12:23:30 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 18, 2012, 11:22:50 PM
Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,
Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?
You mean its not just Bostonians that do that?
Thank God. I think.
Happens here too.
It's not exactly unexpected though in any of these places. Especially Norway. What's up with that Holy Man?
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?
Quote from: H0list on December 19, 2012, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?
because you possess the gift of CLAIRVOYANCE. Guess what i'm doing JUST NOW.
Damn right. Viking stuff. In a tutu. In the snow. at two past Midnight.
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:01:37 AM
Quote from: H0list on December 19, 2012, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?
because you possess the gift of CLAIRVOYANCE. Guess what i'm doing JUST NOW.
Damn right. Viking stuff. In a tutu. In the snow. at two past Midnight.
:lulz:
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.
You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:01:37 AM
Quote from: H0list on December 19, 2012, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?
because you possess the gift of CLAIRVOYANCE. Guess what i'm doing JUST NOW.
Damn right. Viking stuff. In a tutu. In the snow. at two past Midnight.
D'AWWWWW!!!!
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:17:06 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.
You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.
It is!
That's why we're afraid of it.
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:17:30 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:01:37 AM
Quote from: H0list on December 19, 2012, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?
because you possess the gift of CLAIRVOYANCE. Guess what i'm doing JUST NOW.
Damn right. Viking stuff. In a tutu. In the snow. at two past Midnight.
D'AWWWWW!!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/UhNtF.gif)
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
All I know is this...I am from a land of ice and snow (sometimes). Serious snow. Snows that resulted in snowboard ramps being built off people's roofs. Snows where 3 feet of blizzard conditions were not sufficient to shut down anything, until roofs started collapsing.
Then I got to Oregon...
My first day on a mountain pass here, 2 inches of the slushy, tree crushing, icy death from above here had me spinning 360's in a Subaru. It's not "snow" as people from places that know what snow is know it. It's...I dunno...some kind of heavy semi-frozen concoction that spews forth from God's Slurpee machine. I have grown a healthy respect for the stuff here and do not take it lightly.
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 19, 2012, 01:21:03 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
All I know is this...I am from a land of ice and snow (sometimes). Serious snow. Snows that resulted in snowboard ramps being built off people's roofs. Snows where 3 feet of blizzard conditions were not sufficient to shut down anything, until roofs started collapsing.
Then I got to Oregon...
My first day on a mountain pass here, 2 inches of the slushy, tree crushing, icy death from above here had me spinning 360's in a Subaru. It's not "snow" as people from places that know what snow is know it. It's...I dunno...some kind of heavy semi-frozen concoction that spews forth from God's Slurpee machine. I have grown a healthy respect for the stuff here and do not take it lightly.
I have no idea what to make of USAnian weather. I don't trust it, from what I know. Give me some good old fashioned blizzards, heavy snow and cold-as-fuck, rainy summers.
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:18:06 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:17:06 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.
You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.
It is!
That's why we're afraid of it.
I would be too! I'd probably be too pance-poompingly scared to even venture outside a bomb shelter if I lived in the US.
DEAR ROGERBOT: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
DEAR ROGERBOT: ANAL?
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:18:06 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:17:06 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.
You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.
It is!
That's why we're afraid of it.
I would be too! I'd probably be too pance-poompingly scared to even venture outside a bomb shelter if I lived in the US.
We have three kinds of snow in New England.
A "dusting", the slurpee stuff, and "Oh god, we have nowhere else to put this shit, and those mounds we made won't melt til July"
There's actually this big grimy thing I pass on the way to the train station- I think that it's one of those snow mounds we made a couple of years ago that won't melt because it's insulated under several layers of exhaust and shaded by a bridge. And we get 38C weather in August.
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:18:06 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:17:06 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.
You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.
It is!
That's why we're afraid of it.
I would be too! I'd probably be too pance-poompingly scared to even venture outside a bomb shelter if I lived in the US.
Well, between the flying sharks and the bearodactyls, I couldn't blame you. :lulz:
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 02:15:58 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:18:06 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 01:17:06 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 19, 2012, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 12:50:09 AM
Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.
When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".
There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.
Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.
You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.
It is!
That's why we're afraid of it.
I would be too! I'd probably be too pance-poompingly scared to even venture outside a bomb shelter if I lived in the US.
Well, between the flying sharks and the bearodactyls, I couldn't blame you. :lulz:
That shit's going in the comic. I don't know when or where, but it is.
I saw the word "Bearodactyl", and I shit my pance with glee.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2012, 01:36:22 PM
I saw the word "Bearodactyl", and I shit my pance with glee.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/blog/bearodactyl_painting.jpg)
It's not exactly what I was looking for, but apparently Rule 34 has failed me.
Quote from: holis† on December 18, 2012, 11:22:50 PM
Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,
Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?
Because they're DUMB. Just like over here.
BOY, IT SURE GOT HOT THIS YEAR!
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. WE LIVE IN A DESERT.
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 07:16:39 PM
It's not exactly what I was looking for, but apparently Rule 34 has failed me.
:aaa:
DEAR ROGERBOT: what is best in life?
All night long? Even if im really bad at dancing? Im irish remember. We dance without moving out arms or torsos or heads.
Quote from: Suu on December 19, 2012, 08:30:57 PM
DEAR ROGERBOT: what is best in life?
OH, OH, I KNOW THIS ONE.
TO TROLL YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DISABLE REGISTRATION BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE INFIGHTING OF THEIR MEMBERS.
or :?
Quote from: Suu on December 19, 2012, 08:30:57 PM
DEAR ROGERBOT: what is best in life?
Boobs.
Sleeping in.
Tormenting stupid people.
Irresponsible driving.
Irresponsible firearm use.
Boobs.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2012, 08:43:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 19, 2012, 08:30:57 PM
DEAR ROGERBOT: what is best in life?
Boobs.
Sleeping in.
Tormenting stupid people.
Irresponsible driving.
Irresponsible firearm use.
Boobs.
Everything nestled right in between 'em, I see. Truly, you are Divinely Inspired. :cainftw: