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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 04:24:55 AM

Title: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 04:24:55 AM
http://www.truthism.com/
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 29, 2013, 06:28:39 AM
It takes FOREVER to scroll all the way down.

Somebody worked VERY HARD on this.

It's IMPORTANT.  :fap:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: GrannySmith on April 29, 2013, 06:35:39 AM
 :eek: while scrolling down loosely scanning through the text, i had to think of lord omars epistle to the paranoids...http://principiadiscordia.com/book/76.php
and now i'm gonna go cry and have a fit like the 4 year old boy (!) i'm supposed to be equivalent to.  :argh!: :argh!: :lulz:
goodmorning!
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 29, 2013, 07:27:32 AM
 :lulz: That's amazing.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2013, 09:14:50 AM
Hey, that reptoid image is my "you gonna get space raped" pic.

I mean, it's not mine, but it is the one I use.  Do you know what this means?  I could have started reading this years ago, and be somewhere around the middle of the page by now.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Pergamos on April 29, 2013, 09:40:20 AM
I want to steal like half their site, the stuff about how stupid everyone is, and substitute something else in for the reptiles.  A conspiracy of faeries or something, or mages.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Junkenstein on April 29, 2013, 10:58:15 AM
QuoteMake no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

In other news, Infowars now has a dating section. This guy would do well.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2013, 11:23:04 AM
Translation: WHY AREN'T GIRLS IMPRESSED BY HOW I AM FIGHTING THE POWER?
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Banned User 1 on April 29, 2013, 12:29:39 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on April 29, 2013, 09:40:20 AM
I want to steal like half their site, the stuff about how stupid everyone is, and substitute something else in for the reptiles.  A conspiracy of faeries or something, or mages.

Someone has beaten you to it:

instead of fae-folk or mages, though, they normally take the easy road and blame either

1. Jews
2. Bankers
3. Zionist Jewish Bankers

This site reminds me intensely of Joy Of Satan...except replacing ancient jews with shape-shifting david icke reptiles...
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 29, 2013, 04:01:16 PM
Quote from: Von Zwietracht on April 29, 2013, 12:29:39 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on April 29, 2013, 09:40:20 AM
I want to steal like half their site, the stuff about how stupid everyone is, and substitute something else in for the reptiles.  A conspiracy of faeries or something, or mages.

Someone has beaten you to it:

instead of fae-folk or mages, though, they normally take the easy road and blame either

1. Jews
2. Bankers
3. Zionist Jewish Bankers

This site reminds me intensely of Joy Of Satan...except replacing ancient jews with shape-shifting david icke reptiles...

Wow. There's progress in this world after all.  :eek:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 04:27:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 29, 2013, 10:58:15 AM
QuoteMake no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

In other news, Infowars now has a dating section. This guy would do well.

Isn't that the best thing this year?   :lulz:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 29, 2013, 08:19:20 PM
QuoteYou can see the Reptilians via meditating, using hallucinogenic drugs, and sleep paralysis. However, these are the fourth-dimensional Reptilians, not the third-dimensional ones--but more on all of this later.

I see.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 29, 2013, 08:34:15 PM
Ahh... now we come to some butthurt:

QuoteWomen are ultra-impressionable beings and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 29, 2013, 08:45:25 PM
Quotehe will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
QuoteThe Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 29, 2013, 08:51:10 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 29, 2013, 08:45:25 PM
Quotehe will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

I know, right? Translation: "Even hookers won't fuck me."

And why would they, if you're the crazy reptile guy?

I think this is the only time that blatant misogyny actually made me chuckle, because it's obvious how pathetic this guy is. He can't make a relationship work. Must be the aliens' fault.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:51:41 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 29, 2013, 08:45:25 PM
Quotehe will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

Ever met a CT freak?  They're not known for their enlightened views or even the barest hint of social skills.  To them, women are a dangerous mystery, and the fact that women can choose whom they sleep with - and that choice never seems to be them - drives them absolutely batshit.

Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 29, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
QuoteThe Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion,  :lulz:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:54:07 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 29, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
QuoteThe Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion,  :lulz:

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:56:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:54:07 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 29, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
QuoteThe Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion,  :lulz:

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

That's right. Until you hike to the north or south pole and descend into the inner earth and prove the sun isn't there, I don't want to hear any of your brainwashed twaddle, mister. This is the TRUTH so wake the fuck up and smell the Reptilians in the room. You can tell they're reptilian because they blink a lot in slow motion.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 29, 2013, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:54:07 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 29, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
QuoteThe Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion,  :lulz:

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

You're right. I have no
PROOF:
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Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 29, 2013, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:56:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:54:07 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 29, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
QuoteThe Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion,  :lulz:

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

That's right. Until you hike to the north or south pole and descend into the inner earth and prove the sun isn't there, I don't want to hear any of your brainwashed twaddle, mister. This is the TRUTH so wake the fuck up and smell the Reptilians in the room. You can tell they're reptilian because they blink a lot in slow motion.

:lulz:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 09:01:26 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:56:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:54:07 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 29, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
QuoteThe Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion,  :lulz:

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

That's right. Until you hike to the north or south pole and descend into the inner earth and prove the sun isn't there, I don't want to hear any of your brainwashed twaddle, mister. This is the TRUTH so wake the fuck up and smell the Reptilians in the room. You can tell they're reptilian because they blink a lot in slow motion.

We lizard folk are big on control and programming, but we never got around to figuring out Visine.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 30, 2013, 12:15:07 AM
Wow, he sounds like a sparkling example of a turd.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2013, 12:23:16 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 29, 2013, 08:45:25 PM
Quotehe will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

It means HE can't get casual sex.

Because the reptilians programmed us NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO BREED.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 30, 2013, 12:24:20 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 12:23:16 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 29, 2013, 08:45:25 PM
Quotehe will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

It means HE can't get casual sex.

Because the reptilians programmed us NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO BREED.  :lulz:

"Reptilians rule the world you know. Want to come back to my place?"
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2013, 12:26:55 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:56:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:54:07 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 29, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
QuoteThe Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion,  :lulz:

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

That's right. Until you hike to the north or south pole and descend into the inner earth and prove the sun isn't there, I don't want to hear any of your brainwashed twaddle, mister. This is the TRUTH so wake the fuck up and smell the Reptilians in the room. You can tell they're reptilian because they blink a lot in slow motion.

Why the fuck are we even talking about this? It's BORING. Let's talk about RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 12:27:26 AM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 30, 2013, 12:24:20 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 12:23:16 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 29, 2013, 08:45:25 PM
Quotehe will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

It means HE can't get casual sex.

Because the reptilians programmed us NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO BREED.  :lulz:

"Reptilians rule the world you know. Want to come back to my place?"

"I couldn't help noticing you're the only mammal in the bar.  Wanna fuck?"
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 30, 2013, 12:37:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 12:27:26 AM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 30, 2013, 12:24:20 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 12:23:16 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 29, 2013, 08:45:25 PM
Quotehe will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

It means HE can't get casual sex.

Because the reptilians programmed us NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO BREED.  :lulz:

"Reptilians rule the world you know. Want to come back to my place?"

"I couldn't help noticing you're the only mammal in the bar.  Wanna fuck?"

:spittake:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: LMNO on April 30, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 02, 2013, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.

I kinda feel like someone should. Do we know a single guy?
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 02, 2013, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.

I kinda feel like someone should. Do we know a single guy?

I can do it. Will report results after my next binge.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 02, 2013, 05:25:20 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.

I kinda feel like someone should. Do we know a single guy?

I can do it. Will report results after my next binge.

:lulz:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2013, 05:33:38 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.

I kinda feel like someone should. Do we know a single guy?

I can do it. Will report results after my next binge.

:lulz: I can't wait.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

I have to confess, that would probably work on me.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 02, 2013, 05:44:28 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 02, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

I have to confess, that would probably work on me.

Yeah, it would probably work on me too.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 02, 2013, 05:45:59 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.

  8):hi5: 8)
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2013, 06:04:18 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:45:59 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.

  8):hi5: 8)

That's irresistable!
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2013, 06:43:32 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.

I have to go change my pance.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.

I gotta say, Waffles, you are one sexy fellow. All my tingly bits are tingling.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 03, 2013, 02:37:03 AM
 :oops:
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: hooplala on May 03, 2013, 03:42:38 AM
QuoteAnother thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy.

He could have just said "4 year old", but made a conscious decision to add "boy".  Curious.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 03, 2013, 04:10:38 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2013, 03:42:38 AM
QuoteAnother thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy.

He could have just said "4 year old", but made a conscious decision to add "boy".  Curious.

Obviously, because 4 year old girls are proto-women, and have so little emotional maturity is to be off the immaturity scale. It's asymptotic.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2013, 04:16:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2013, 03:42:38 AM
QuoteAnother thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy.

He could have just said "4 year old", but made a conscious decision to add "boy".  Curious.

In his mind, a 4-year-old girl probably has the emotional maturity of an unfertilized egg.
Title: Re: HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Chucklemaster on May 10, 2013, 05:48:32 PM
wow, this whole site is just WHAT IN THE HISTORY OF FUCK.
Words can not describe.