Remember that time I said:
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
I was trying to say in a self-ironic way "Yeah, you're probably right, but I'm not going to listen to you, because I'm 18 and immortal." Then I thought that the irony wouldn't be that evident and added the "YOLO, bitchez!" part, but that didn't really get my message through.
And then I came back on the boards, and seeing how you were still convinced that I'm a #YoloSwagRetard I decided to play along a bit, while trying to say the most ridiculous things to make it obvious that I am joking. You know, like saying that I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes, so meth surely won't be a problem.
So yeah, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ACTED JUST THE WAY I WANTED TO (this is also self-irony and a reference to a reoccurring theme in PD trolling). I'm not really on meth. I don't even do that much drugs lately and my life is going pretty good (finished high-school with straight A's all over fyeah). Love you, guys <3
:kingmeh:
:dok:
Ohshit! You just missed my give-a-damn. Let me see if I can catch it.
you dare betray the path of YOLO?
burn him!
:hashishim:
(http://i.imgur.com/ud3Ze.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32y3gOhpZ1qb4pnn.gif)
Oh, Fnord (that was Cmon, but my phone corrected it to Fnord lol), life is all jolly and wonderful, cheer up
Meh.
:hosrie:
:cn:
:putin:
:hustle:
Quote from: Dalek on May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM
So yeah, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ACTED JUST THE WAY I WANTED TO (this is also self-irony and a reference to a reoccurring theme in PD trolling). I'm not really on meth. I don't even do that much drugs lately and my life is going pretty good (finished high-school with straight A's all over fyeah). Love you, guys <3
Um, okay.
(http://oyster.ignimgs.com/social/avatars/users2/48/1858846-1363972484.png)
Quote from: hylierandom on May 19, 2013, 08:09:04 AM
Quote from: Dalek on May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM
So yeah, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ACTED JUST THE WAY I WANTED TO (this is also self-irony and a reference to a reoccurring theme in PD trolling). I'm not really on meth. I don't even do that much drugs lately and my life is going pretty good (finished high-school with straight A's all over fyeah). Love you, guys <3
Um, okay.
(http://oyster.ignimgs.com/social/avatars/users2/48/1858846-1363972484.png)
Generally it's something someone said when they don't want to own up for being a dumbass, and instead use the excuse that they were intentionally being a dick for research purposes.
"Muahahaha! I presented myself as a retard druggie, and now those FOOLS actually think I'm retarded and on drugs!"
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(http://www.claytowne.com/beats-digging-ditches/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/snidely_whiplash_working_on_laptop1.gif)
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
"Muahahaha! I presented myself as a retard druggie, and now those FOOLS actually think I'm retarded and on drugs!"
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(http://www.claytowne.com/beats-digging-ditches/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/snidely_whiplash_working_on_laptop1.gif)
:lulz:
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
"Muahahaha! I presented myself as a retard druggie, and now those FOOLS actually think I'm retarded and on drugs!"
\
(http://www.claytowne.com/beats-digging-ditches/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/snidely_whiplash_working_on_laptop1.gif)
:lulz:
:lulz:
HURRRRRRR!!!!! I FOOL YOU!
/
:winner:
Quote from: El Twid on May 19, 2013, 09:26:36 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 19, 2013, 08:09:04 AM
Quote from: Dalek on May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM
So yeah, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ACTED JUST THE WAY I WANTED TO (this is also self-irony and a reference to a reoccurring theme in PD trolling). I'm not really on meth. I don't even do that much drugs lately and my life is going pretty good (finished high-school with straight A's all over fyeah). Love you, guys <3
Um, okay.
(http://oyster.ignimgs.com/social/avatars/users2/48/1858846-1363972484.png)
Generally it's something someone said when they don't want to own up for being a dumbass, and instead use the excuse that they were intentionally being a dick for research purposes.
Huh.
Dumbasses have a lot of power though. They certainly seem to have Congress all sewn up.
Quote from: hylierandom on May 20, 2013, 01:56:07 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 19, 2013, 09:26:36 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 19, 2013, 08:09:04 AM
Quote from: Dalek on May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM
So yeah, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ACTED JUST THE WAY I WANTED TO (this is also self-irony and a reference to a reoccurring theme in PD trolling). I'm not really on meth. I don't even do that much drugs lately and my life is going pretty good (finished high-school with straight A's all over fyeah). Love you, guys <3
Um, okay.
(http://oyster.ignimgs.com/social/avatars/users2/48/1858846-1363972484.png)
Generally it's something someone said when they don't want to own up for being a dumbass, and instead use the excuse that they were intentionally being a dick for research purposes.
Huh.
Dumbasses have a lot of power though. They certainly seem to have Congress all sewn up.
Irrelevant to the topic at hand since this particular dumbass and or jackass is a bulgarian kid who posts on the internet about how he may or may not be a drug addict and not an elected official. I forget the exact thing that happened but this seems like an eighth ass apology for being an ass. Either way its just all ass.
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
"Muahahaha! I presented myself as a retard druggie, and now those FOOLS actually think I'm retarded and on drugs!"
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(http://www.claytowne.com/beats-digging-ditches/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/snidely_whiplash_working_on_laptop1.gif)
:lulz:
Quote from: El Twid on May 20, 2013, 02:38:21 AM
Either way its just all ass.
...in other situations, a good thing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug
I had no idea things were getting insane in Bulgaria, though. Have to keep an eye peeled.
All of Europe is pretty screwed up these days. Fascists run around slapping the shit out minorities, governments are toppled in the interests of global capital, gangsters move in the corridors of power and Boris Johnson is Mayor of London.
Bulgaria's just a...special case, among many.
I am looking forward to reading his other thread.
Quote from: Dalek on May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM
I'm not really on meth. [...] Love you, guys <3
rather on ecstasy :lulz:
Dalek i think one of the things you have to realize is that if you werent on meth and said you were them thats a dick move and not a small lie. If you were on meth and are now saying you werent its not totally surprising and rather characteristic of a drug addict but its still a dick move and not a small lie. One way or the other you have damaged your credibility and the ability for others to empathise with you. In other words youve only fucked yourself over. Congratulations.
Quote from: El Twid on May 20, 2013, 03:11:10 PM
Dalek i think one of the things you have to realize is that if you werent on meth and said you were them thats a dick move and not a small lie. If you were on meth and are now saying you werent its not totally surprising and rather characteristic of a drug addict but its still a dick move and not a small lie. One way or the other you have damaged your credibility and the ability for others to empathise with you. In other words youve only fucked yourself over. Congratulations.
We were supposed to know that he wasn't really on meth because he was saying things that were really stupid, unlike things people who are actually on meth say. And it's not like we've ever had any users here who were on meth and said incredibly idiotic things as a result of being on meth, so we should have assumed that he wasn't really on meth, despite all his earlier drug-bragging. :roll:
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Um...Constantly?
I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control. The next day he said he'd never done meth. Then he had.
Then he imploded and disappeared.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:24:35 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Um...Constantly?
I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control. The next day he said he'd never done meth. Then he had.
Then he imploded and disappeared.
Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. :?
Who knows
When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting. :vom:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:24:35 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Um...Constantly?
I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control. The next day he said he'd never done meth. Then he had.
Then he imploded and disappeared.
Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. :?
Who knows
When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting. :vom:
Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 06:37:04 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:24:35 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Um...Constantly?
I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control. The next day he said he'd never done meth. Then he had.
Then he imploded and disappeared.
Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. :?
Who knows
When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting. :vom:
Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.
I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.
Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.
Which gives me an idea for a poem series.
Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.
That poem needs to be on a dating site profile. :lulz:
Nigel, this is why you're so fucking awesome
:lulz:
:thanks:
I fapped.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 06:37:04 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:24:35 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Um...Constantly?
I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control. The next day he said he'd never done meth. Then he had.
Then he imploded and disappeared.
Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. :?
Who knows
When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting. :vom:
Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.
I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.
Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.
Which gives me an idea for a poem series.
Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.
Huffing and wheezing
Does anyone want to know?
Go and grab a mop
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXciBKcfQ8
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 06:37:04 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:24:35 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Um...Constantly?
I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control. The next day he said he'd never done meth. Then he had.
Then he imploded and disappeared.
Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. :?
Who knows
When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting. :vom:
Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.
I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.
Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.
Which gives me an idea for a poem series.
Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.
Huffing and wheezing
Does anyone want to know?
Go and grab a mop
Cuddling after ecstasy
the sheets are soaked
Baby, you're a squirter?
Nope, just incontinent
good thing for bed pads!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 05:18:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 06:37:04 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:24:35 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Um...Constantly?
I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control. The next day he said he'd never done meth. Then he had.
Then he imploded and disappeared.
Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. :?
Who knows
When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting. :vom:
Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.
I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.
Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.
Which gives me an idea for a poem series.
Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.
Huffing and wheezing
Does anyone want to know?
Go and grab a mop
Cuddling after ecstasy
the sheets are soaked
Baby, you're a squirter?
Nope, just incontinent
good thing for bed pads.
:lulz:
Sitting frustrated
was not quite up to the job
Forgot my Ensure
or
There once was a time
When the air compressor was
Not necessary
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 05:24:52 PM
There once was a time
When the air compressor was
Not necessary
THIS ONE.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 05:24:52 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 05:18:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 06:37:04 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:24:35 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Um...Constantly?
I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control. The next day he said he'd never done meth. Then he had.
Then he imploded and disappeared.
Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. :?
Who knows
When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting. :vom:
Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.
I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.
Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.
Which gives me an idea for a poem series.
Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.
Huffing and wheezing
Does anyone want to know?
Go and grab a mop
Cuddling after ecstasy
the sheets are soaked
Baby, you're a squirter?
Nope, just incontinent
good thing for bed pads.
:lulz:
Sitting frustrated
was not quite up to the job
Forgot my Ensure
or
There once was a time
When the air compressor was
Not necessary
BOTH OF THESE! :lulz:
When we were 25
all night was eight minutes
Now that we're 55
he really means all night.
Pass the lube, baby
I'm getting chafed.
Put your teeth in the glass, baby,
Daddy took a little blue pill
Put your teeth in the glass, baby,
Daddy took a little blue pill
If you won't smoke my white owl
I know the patient in 456A will.
Quote from: stelz on May 23, 2013, 06:20:27 PM
Put your teeth in the glass, baby,
Daddy took a little blue pill
Put your teeth in the glass, baby,
Daddy took a little blue pill
If you won't smoke my white owl
I know the patient in 456A will.
:spittake:
Undressing requires patience
not passion, which leads to haste
don't want to fall out of bed
and break another hip . . .
those life-alert bastards will laugh.
Quote from: stelz on May 23, 2013, 06:20:27 PM
Put your teeth in the glass, baby,
Daddy took a little blue pill
Put your teeth in the glass, baby,
Daddy took a little blue pill
If you won't smoke my white owl
I know the patient in 456A will.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GENIUS. :eek:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 23, 2013, 07:14:51 PM
Undressing requires patience
not passion, which leads to haste
don't want to fall out of bed
and break another hip . . .
those life-alert bastards will laugh.
:lulz:
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue
My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan
They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue
My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan
They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.
I want to see this go viral. Superimposed on a soft-focus image of old people holding hands. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 05:18:07 PM
Cuddling after ecstasy
the sheets are soaked
Baby, you're a squirter?
Nope, just incontinent
good thing for bed pads!
I somehow see my future here.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on May 23, 2013, 09:06:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 05:18:07 PM
Cuddling after ecstasy
the sheets are soaked
Baby, you're a squirter?
Nope, just incontinent
good thing for bed pads!
I somehow see my future here.
Well bully for you. I see distant memories :argh!:
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/elderly-couple-holding-hands-pic-getty-images-299128103.jpg)
Yay, I finally found a card for my folks anniversary :evil:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 05:40:47 PM
When we were 25
all night was eight minutes
Now that we're 55
he really means all night.
Pass the lube, baby
I'm getting chafed.
I love this one. It's not gross the way a lot of the others are, it's not as funny, and because of that it feels more...poetic to me.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue
My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan
They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.
This... I actually kind of LOVE THIS. Because goddamnit, I want to still be FABULOUS long after my motor control has eroded.
Quote from: Pergamos on May 24, 2013, 12:46:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 05:40:47 PM
When we were 25
all night was eight minutes
Now that we're 55
he really means all night.
Pass the lube, baby
I'm getting chafed.
I love this one. It's not gross the way a lot of the others are, it's not as funny, and because of that it feels more...poetic to me.
AW :)
It's because it's based on the truth of experience.
I REALLY hope you guys are posting these to HelloPoetry!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:44:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue
My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan
They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.
This... I actually kind of LOVE THIS. Because goddamnit, I want to still be FABULOUS long after my motor control has eroded.
Truth.
I'm actually in the process of writing a blues song about how I want to be a dirty old man when I get there.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:44:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue
My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan
They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.
This... I actually kind of LOVE THIS. Because goddamnit, I want to still be FABULOUS long after my motor control has eroded.
I thought at least one should be a little upbeat.
Also the thought of ancient geriatrics cases making the staff ill gave me a giggle.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:46:58 AM
I REALLY hope you guys are posting these to HelloPoetry!
"My Silverback"? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
As a kid I gasped
I wheezed and huffed
trying to catch my breath.
Allergies were a bitch.
Now I'm old and I gasp
I wheeze and huff
trying to catch my breath.
Pony-play at 80 is a bitch.
LOVELY! :lulz:
Quote from: stelz on May 24, 2013, 04:10:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:46:58 AM
I REALLY hope you guys are posting these to HelloPoetry!
"My Silverback"? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I'm so glad you like it!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2013, 04:01:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:44:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue
My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan
They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.
This... I actually kind of LOVE THIS. Because goddamnit, I want to still be FABULOUS long after my motor control has eroded.
I thought at least one should be a little upbeat.
Also the thought of ancient geriatrics cases making the staff ill gave me a giggle.
That's the kind of elderly I want to be!
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 24, 2013, 04:50:49 AM
As a kid I gasped
I wheezed and huffed
trying to catch my breath.
Allergies were a bitch.
Now I'm old and I gasp
I wheeze and huff
trying to catch my breath.
Pony-play at 80 is a bitch.
BWAHAA!
When I sit to shit
Balls splash into cold water
And NOW I'm awake!
My arthritic hands
Can't insert batteries in
Our double-dong now
Took off my glasses
My love is more beautiful
when out of focus
The new position
Was wonderful last night
Now my back's locked up
I used a carrot
Now I think it's stuck up there
Salad tongs might work
"Now my back's locked up" :horrormirth:
TOO MUCH TRUTH!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 25, 2013, 06:38:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2013, 04:01:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:44:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue
My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan
They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.
This... I actually kind of LOVE THIS. Because goddamnit, I want to still be FABULOUS long after my motor control has eroded.
I thought at least one should be a little upbeat.
Also the thought of ancient geriatrics cases making the staff ill gave me a giggle.
That's the kind of elderly I want to be!
I look forward to a pervy senescence too.
Fuck fuck fuck OH FUCK.
You came too fast, dammit, oh
Just a charley horse.
:lulz:
No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 27, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
:lulz:
No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.
You came while I was still working on coming, and now you are too worn out to keep going until I come is always too fast. Whether it is 15 minutes or 4 hours.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 27, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
:lulz:
No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.
Yeah, I'm not remotely old enough to write these.
:sad:
One day I'll be old...and I'll show you. I'll show all of you.
Quote from: Net on May 27, 2013, 11:40:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 27, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
:lulz:
No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.
Yeah, I'm not remotely old enough to write these.
:sad:
One day I'll be old...and I'll show you. I'll show all of you.
:argh!: <---- fist-wavy guy needs white hair and beard
Quote from: Pergamos on May 27, 2013, 11:05:56 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 27, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
:lulz:
No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.
You came while I was still working on coming, and now you are too worn out to keep going until I come is always too fast. Whether it is 15 minutes or 4 hours.
Nope.
There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 05:29:25 PM
There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.
YOUR PROSTATE IS A TRAITOR, GUYS. KILL IT NOW.
VIA PEGGING. CONTACT NIGEL'S DILDOES FOR MORE INFORMATION.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 29, 2013, 05:52:43 PM
VIA PEGGING. CONTACT NIGEL'S DILDOES FOR MORE INFORMATION.
ALSO, BUTT CHUGGING. PUT WEED ON DILDO. FOLLOW POSTED WORK INSTRUCTIONS. WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK.
:lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 05:29:25 PM
There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.
If lose my libido when I hit menopause, I will be very pissed off.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on May 31, 2013, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 05:29:25 PM
There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.
If lose my libido when I hit menopause, I will be very pissed off.
I used to think I'd be pissed but it's amazing how little I actually care about it. Sex used to be a huge motivator for me, now I'm like, eh, sounds nice once in a while.
Actually caring about it as much as I used to just sounds slightly childish and a waste of energy now. It just isn't important, because it isn't important, if you know what I mean.
I have no idea whether my decline in interest is due to physical changes (surgery) or psychological changes, and honestly I am not really concerned either way.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 31, 2013, 03:40:00 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on May 31, 2013, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 05:29:25 PM
There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.
If lose my libido when I hit menopause, I will be very pissed off.
I used to think I'd be pissed but it's amazing how little I actually care about it. Sex used to be a huge motivator for me, now I'm like, eh, sounds nice once in a while.
Actually caring about it as much as I used to just sounds slightly childish and a waste of energy now. It just isn't important, because it isn't important, if you know what I mean.
I have no idea whether my decline in interest is due to physical changes (surgery) or psychological changes, and honestly I am not really concerned either way.
I'm thinking about taking a small amount of testosterone.
...If I do, I suspect sex will become a LOT more important.
Having a sex drive is kind of exhausting, period.