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Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

Started by Dalek, May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM

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Cainad (dec.)

#15
May 19, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
"Muahahaha! I presented myself as a retard druggie, and now those FOOLS actually think I'm retarded and on drugs!"
    \

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
May 19, 2013, 06:59:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
"Muahahaha! I presented myself as a retard druggie, and now those FOOLS actually think I'm retarded and on drugs!"
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:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#17
May 19, 2013, 08:33:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
"Muahahaha! I presented myself as a retard druggie, and now those FOOLS actually think I'm retarded and on drugs!"
    \


:lulz:
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Telarus

#18
May 19, 2013, 09:30:36 PM
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#19
May 20, 2013, 01:49:08 AM
HURRRRRRR!!!!! I FOOL YOU!
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#20
May 20, 2013, 01:56:07 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 19, 2013, 09:26:36 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 19, 2013, 08:09:04 AM
Quote from: Dalek on May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM

So yeah, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ACTED JUST THE WAY I WANTED TO (this is also self-irony and a reference to a reoccurring theme in PD trolling). I'm not really on meth. I don't even do that much drugs lately and my life is going pretty good (finished high-school with straight A's all over fyeah). Love you, guys <3

Um, okay.



Generally it's something someone said when they don't want to own up for being a dumbass, and instead use the excuse that they were intentionally being a dick for research purposes.

Huh.
Dumbasses have a lot of power though.  They certainly seem to have Congress all sewn up.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#21
May 20, 2013, 02:38:21 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 20, 2013, 01:56:07 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 19, 2013, 09:26:36 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 19, 2013, 08:09:04 AM
Quote from: Dalek on May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM

So yeah, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ACTED JUST THE WAY I WANTED TO (this is also self-irony and a reference to a reoccurring theme in PD trolling). I'm not really on meth. I don't even do that much drugs lately and my life is going pretty good (finished high-school with straight A's all over fyeah). Love you, guys <3

Um, okay.



Generally it's something someone said when they don't want to own up for being a dumbass, and instead use the excuse that they were intentionally being a dick for research purposes.

Huh.
Dumbasses have a lot of power though.  They certainly seem to have Congress all sewn up.

Irrelevant to the topic at hand since this particular dumbass and or jackass is a bulgarian kid who posts on the internet about how he may or may not be a drug addict and not an elected official. I forget the exact thing that happened but this seems like an eighth ass apology for being an ass. Either way its just all ass.
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Aucoq

#22
May 20, 2013, 05:17:53 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
"Muahahaha! I presented myself as a retard druggie, and now those FOOLS actually think I'm retarded and on drugs!"
    \


:lulz:
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#23
May 20, 2013, 10:20:42 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 20, 2013, 02:38:21 AM
Either way its just all ass.

...in other situations, a good thing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug

I had no idea things were getting insane in Bulgaria, though.  Have to keep an eye peeled.
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I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Cain

#24
May 20, 2013, 10:47:55 AM
All of Europe is pretty screwed up these days.  Fascists run around slapping the shit out minorities, governments are toppled in the interests of global capital, gangsters move in the corridors of power and Boris Johnson is Mayor of London.

Bulgaria's just a...special case, among many.

Nephew Twiddleton

#25
May 20, 2013, 01:36:28 PM
I am looking forward to reading his other thread.
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GrannySmith

#26
May 20, 2013, 02:42:17 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM

I'm not really on meth. [...] Love you, guys <3
rather on ecstasy  :lulz:
  X  

Nephew Twiddleton

#27
May 20, 2013, 03:11:10 PM
Dalek i think one of the things you have to realize is that if you werent on meth and said you were them thats a dick move and not a small lie. If you were on meth and are now saying you werent its not totally surprising and rather characteristic of a drug addict but its still a dick move and not a small lie. One way or the other you have damaged your credibility and the ability for others to empathise with you. In other words youve only fucked yourself over.  Congratulations.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
May 20, 2013, 05:07:33 PM
Quote from: El Twid on May 20, 2013, 03:11:10 PM
Dalek i think one of the things you have to realize is that if you werent on meth and said you were them thats a dick move and not a small lie. If you were on meth and are now saying you werent its not totally surprising and rather characteristic of a drug addict but its still a dick move and not a small lie. One way or the other you have damaged your credibility and the ability for others to empathise with you. In other words youve only fucked yourself over.  Congratulations.

We were supposed to know that he wasn't really on meth because he was saying things that were really stupid, unlike things people who are actually on meth say. And it's not like we've ever had any users here who were on meth and said incredibly idiotic things as a result of being on meth, so we should have assumed that he wasn't really on meth, despite all his earlier drug-bragging.  :roll:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
May 20, 2013, 05:09:40 PM
I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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