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Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

Started by Dalek, May 18, 2013, 06:05:00 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#60
May 24, 2013, 03:46:58 AM
I REALLY hope you guys are posting these to HelloPoetry!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#61
May 24, 2013, 03:48:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:44:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue

My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan

They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.

This... I actually kind of LOVE THIS. Because goddamnit, I want to still be FABULOUS long after my motor control has eroded.

Truth.

I'm actually in the process of writing a blues song about how I want to be a dirty old man when I get there.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#62
May 24, 2013, 04:01:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:44:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue

My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan

They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.

This... I actually kind of LOVE THIS. Because goddamnit, I want to still be FABULOUS long after my motor control has eroded.

I thought at least one should be a little upbeat.

Also the thought of ancient geriatrics cases making the staff ill gave me a giggle.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#63
May 24, 2013, 04:10:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:46:58 AM
I REALLY hope you guys are posting these to HelloPoetry!

"My Silverback"?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#64
May 24, 2013, 04:50:49 AM
As a kid I gasped
I wheezed and huffed
trying to catch my breath.
Allergies were a bitch.

Now I'm old and I gasp
I wheeze and huff
trying to catch my breath.
Pony-play at 80 is a bitch.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#65
May 25, 2013, 06:37:35 AM
LOVELY!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#66
May 25, 2013, 06:38:03 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 24, 2013, 04:10:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:46:58 AM
I REALLY hope you guys are posting these to HelloPoetry!

"My Silverback"?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I'm so glad you like it!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#67
May 25, 2013, 06:38:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2013, 04:01:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:44:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue

My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan

They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.

This... I actually kind of LOVE THIS. Because goddamnit, I want to still be FABULOUS long after my motor control has eroded.

I thought at least one should be a little upbeat.

Also the thought of ancient geriatrics cases making the staff ill gave me a giggle.

That's the kind of elderly I want to be!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Left

#68
May 26, 2013, 11:20:51 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 24, 2013, 04:50:49 AM
As a kid I gasped
I wheezed and huffed
trying to catch my breath.
Allergies were a bitch.

Now I'm old and I gasp
I wheeze and huff
trying to catch my breath.
Pony-play at 80 is a bitch.

BWAHAA!

When I sit to shit
Balls splash into cold water
And NOW I'm awake!

My arthritic hands
Can't insert batteries in
Our double-dong now

Took off my glasses
My love is more beautiful
when out of focus

The new position
Was wonderful last night
Now my back's locked up

I used a carrot
Now I think it's stuck up there
Salad tongs might work
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#69
May 26, 2013, 11:29:58 PM
"Now my back's locked up"  :horrormirth:

TOO MUCH TRUTH!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Left

#70
May 26, 2013, 11:36:15 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 25, 2013, 06:38:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2013, 04:01:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 24, 2013, 03:44:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
She does not mind my
Wheelchair, nor I her iron lung
Her stroke-slack face
and lolling trout-like tongue

My baby is a hottie
The prettiest in the home
But when we get our monkey on
The staff all puke and groan

They don't know what I know
They don't know the truth
Age doesn't stop the FABULOUS
And we are living proof.

This... I actually kind of LOVE THIS. Because goddamnit, I want to still be FABULOUS long after my motor control has eroded.

I thought at least one should be a little upbeat.

Also the thought of ancient geriatrics cases making the staff ill gave me a giggle.

That's the kind of elderly I want to be!

I look forward to a pervy senescence too.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#71
May 27, 2013, 04:01:54 AM
Fuck fuck fuck OH FUCK.
You came too fast, dammit, oh
Just a charley horse.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#72
May 27, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
 :lulz:

No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pergamos

#73
May 27, 2013, 11:05:56 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 27, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
:lulz:

No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.

You came while I was still working on coming, and now you are too worn out to keep going until I come is always too fast.  Whether it is 15 minutes or 4 hours.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#74
May 27, 2013, 11:40:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 27, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
:lulz:

No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.

Yeah, I'm not remotely old enough to write these.

:sad:

One day I'll be old...and I'll show you. I'll show all of you.
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