I know it's been a running joke for 4 years, but I really have to ask: "What on God's Earth are You People trying to accomplish by sending me page-long and utterly incomprehensible rants concerning my behavior, Nigel's uppitness, or the fact that God told you to nail your cat to the neighbor's door1?
I don't care.
For real. I don't care if Nigel or Cain wounded your inner child. I don't care if I made you so mad by making fun of your precious little beliefs. I am utterly unconcerned with the rage you feel about how we make fun of the Free Market™, magickle stuff, or our casual disregard of your epiphany concerning drugs and how they "expand your mind", you insufferable little fraggles.
Best case scenario, I ignore you. More likely, I'll mock your pain in one of my anon email threads. Worst case, I hand you over to perverts and never look back.
I have to say, though, that the facebook discordian weenies are kind of funny. "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, HAMISH, I SO DON'T CARE THAT I'M SENDING YOU A PM IN ALL CAPS!", etc.
It's worth mentioning that I don't actually care if you do continue sending me this brain-damaged shit. It's just that I am expecting some high-quality frottage porn in the next few days, and I am always bitterly disappointed when "1 New Message" turns out to be some nutter telling me how his goldfish are spying on him on behalf of the Bilderburgers.
Look, go bug East Coast Hustle. He likes this shit, as he is a student of humanity, and he always appreciates weirdness from random lunatics. Also, make sure to tell him HOW MAD AT ME YOU ARE, and he'll fix my fucking little red wagon.
That's all I have to say about this, really. You keep sending me your steaming heaps of butthurt, if you feel you must. And I will keep laughing at your sorry ass.
Callously Yours,
Leo Buscaglia
1 Not hyperbole. Got this one last week.
I have to admire your restraint in not naming and shaming people. I assume it's to deprive them of the attention that fuels their insanity? Because cat guy sounds like he needs clinical help.
Also, why PM you(or anyone) about the behaviour of others? Have some balls people, if you've got a beef, take it to the person in question or fuck off.
Please note that this doesn't apply to people I actually KNOW who may have a beef with me.
Just the weird bozos who track me down to whimper at me.
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 27, 2013, 06:38:20 PM
I have to admire your restraint in not naming and shaming people. I assume it's to deprive them of the attention that fuels their insanity? Because cat guy sounds like he needs clinical help.
Also, why PM you(or anyone) about the behaviour of others? Have some balls people, if you've got a beef, take it to the person in question or fuck off.
1. The people I'm talking about aren't regular members, here. Almost exclusively, they joined in 2007-2009 and have never posted, or they joined last week because I made fun of them on Facebook.
2. Somehow, the silly bastards think I'm in charge of everyone or something.
What if I wounded my own inner child? What then, huh? WHAT THEN?
Is it just me, or are they getting progressively more brain-liquefied?
God. Cat. FUCK.
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 06:41:12 PM
What if I wounded my own inner child? What then, huh? WHAT THEN?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,34863.0.html
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 06:41:12 PM
What if I wounded my own inner child? What then, huh? WHAT THEN?
As a UK resident, it'll take social service about 8-10 years to find out so I wouldn't worry too much.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 06:42:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 06:41:12 PM
What if I wounded my own inner child? What then, huh? WHAT THEN?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,34863.0.html
I choose to break shit, starting with your apparently infinite capacity for withstanding the nonsense people send you.
Quote from: stelz on June 27, 2013, 06:42:13 PM
Is it just me, or are they getting progressively more brain-liquefied?
God. Cat. FUCK.
Hell, no. One tard in 2004 wrote me to scream at me that dog-fucking is a perfectly reasonable form of interspecies love.
Totally not kidding. He referred to his wife as his spouse. Unfortunately, I have since erased that particular one by accident, which in fact started my practice of keeping the lunatic shit archived.
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 06:43:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 06:42:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 06:41:12 PM
What if I wounded my own inner child? What then, huh? WHAT THEN?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,34863.0.html
I choose to break shit, starting with your apparently infinite capacity for withstanding the nonsense people send you.
Could be worse. I could be Stang. That man's been getting dead animals in the mail since 1982.
Amazing. They track you down, sign up here, then do nothing but send you crazed PMs.
Now that's dedication.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 27, 2013, 06:38:20 PM
I have to admire your restraint in not naming and shaming people. I assume it's to deprive them of the attention that fuels their insanity? Because cat guy sounds like he needs clinical help.
Also, why PM you(or anyone) about the behaviour of others? Have some balls people, if you've got a beef, take it to the person in question or fuck off.
1. The people I'm talking about aren't regular members, here. Almost exclusively, they joined in 2007-2009 and have never posted, or they joined last week because I made fun of them on Facebook.
2. Somehow, the silly bastards think I'm in charge of everyone or something.
1.Hanging around since 07-09 and then getting pissed off is quite an impressive long troll in some regards. Shame, as I doubt you're dealing with that much.
2. You are. Drop the act. Your vast array of mind control devices are omnipresent. All acts everywhere at any point are directly attributable to you. God is alive, well and terrified of shit exploding in Tucson. Why is this so difficult to accept.
He's not the messiah, at least not until he has the BALLS to admit it.
Just kidding, everyone knows the real instructions come straight from Hirley0.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 27, 2013, 06:48:30 PM
Amazing. They track you down, sign up here, then do nothing but send you crazed PMs.
Now that's dedication.
There's three different groups, I think.
There's the ones that come here specifically to TELL ME WHAT. They usually come from Facebook, or have been told by Uncle BadTouch, etc, what a rotten bastard I am.
Then there's the ones that sign up and then lurk for a long time. They're the ones that REALLY hate me. I don't sit down and SHUT UP and that bothers them to no end.
The scariest/funniest ones are the ones who think I'm some sort of conduit to God or Charlie Daniels or whatever it is they worship, and they want to tell me all the things they've done to prove their love to whomever. Like nailing their cat to their door. Then, when I don't respond to them with praise for their devotion, they decide that I am The Deceiver, working for the
other side. Then the threats, etc, begin.
And this is NOTHING. You should see the fruitcakes I get email from. One bozo actually managed to send me an email at my work address today. I handed him over to Henry for special attention.
Oh, people. :lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 27, 2013, 06:53:45 PM
Oh, people. :lulz:
Why me?
Why can't they give you some of this sweet, sweet loving?
I keep telling that ECH is the man they want, but they never seem to take me up on it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 06:43:58 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 27, 2013, 06:42:13 PM
Is it just me, or are they getting progressively more brain-liquefied?
God. Cat. FUCK.
Hell, no. One tard in 2004 wrote me to scream at me that dog-fucking is a perfectly reasonable form of interspecies love.
Totally not kidding. He referred to his wife as his spouse. Unfortunately, I have since erased that particular one by accident, which in fact started my practice of keeping the lunatic shit archived.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 06:44:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 06:43:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 06:42:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 06:41:12 PM
What if I wounded my own inner child? What then, huh? WHAT THEN?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,34863.0.html
I choose to break shit, starting with your apparently infinite capacity for withstanding the nonsense people send you.
Could be worse. I could be Stang. That man's been getting dead animals in the mail since 1982.
Either of those would make me all rage and benzos ALL BY THEMSELVES. :x :x :x
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 27, 2013, 06:53:45 PM
Oh, people. :lulz:
Why me?
Why can't they give you some of this sweet, sweet loving?
I keep telling that ECH is the man they want, but they never seem to take me up on it.
Route them to Babylon Horuv.
I wonder how many PMs TGRR accumulates every time he dies.
Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):
Quote from: Some Random Lunatic
dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus. Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything. u dont own face book. u never say anything u only tear down what other people say. U need too open ur mind. Faggot.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 27, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
I wonder how many PMs TGRR accumulates every time he dies.
About 6/month.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 07:00:54 PM
Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):
Quote from: Some Random Lunatic
dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus. Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything. u dont own face book. u never say anything u only tear down what other people say. U need too open ur mind. Faggot.
:spittake:
Irony is an amazing thing.
DISKURDINZ R TOLURUNT!
Can we publish a book of just retarded PMs you get? Pretty please? It'll be like Bad World only worse, but maybe less cannibalism.
Since you won't SIT DOWN and SHUT UP, they're going to bury you in stupid until you do? That never works. That just ends up adding to the pile of bones to build roads and Empress Thrones with.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 07:00:54 PM
Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):
Quote from: Some Random Lunatic
dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus. Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything. u dont own face book. u never say anything u only tear down what other people say. U need too open ur mind. Faggot.
wat
(http://i.imgur.com/EIehqOz.gif)
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 07:31:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 07:00:54 PM
Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):
Quote from: Some Random Lunatic
dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus. Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything. u dont own face book. u never say anything u only tear down what other people say. U need too open ur mind. Faggot.
wat
(http://i.imgur.com/EIehqOz.gif)
Right-clicked. :lulz:
And YES. These need to be COMPILED FOR POSTERITY.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on June 27, 2013, 07:17:14 PM
Can we publish a book of just retarded PMs you get? Pretty please? It'll be like Bad World only worse, but maybe less cannibalism.
I have willed my inbox to ECH, to be opened upon my death or if I am gone for the forum for more than 2 years.
However, I'm willing to compile my responses, which I feel are funnier without the original PM attached.
Even better. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 07:00:54 PM
Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):
Quote from: Some Random Lunatic
dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus. Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything. u dont own face book. u never say anything u only tear down what other people say. U need too open ur mind. Faggot.
GAH...
If someone's going to fuck with you, they should at least have the decency to say something like:
"You, sir, are the vilest scum of the planet. May your orifices become cancerous and explode. May you be run over by a city bus whilst pursuing the scabrous hooker who just stole your wallet and pants. May your brain ooze from your ears in horror at the very thoughts you think, may the alcohol you doubtlessly consume rupture your lower intestine. May internet memes involving your image appearing to fuck a sheep go viral, may your penis be cut off and thrown into a garbage disposal. May you be consumed by a horde of rabid rats, may you be strangled by your own body hair, may your dying be witnessed by people who shall laugh and pelt you with rocks as you lie screaming.
Because dying in a fire is far too good for the likes of you, sir."
I mean, there's no verbal
creativity with these spags.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 27, 2013, 11:30:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 07:00:54 PM
Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):
Quote from: Some Random Lunatic
dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus. Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything. u dont own face book. u never say anything u only tear down what other people say. U need too open ur mind. Faggot.
GAH...
If someone's going to fuck with you, they should at least have the decency to say something like:
"You, sir, are the vilest scum of the planet. May your orifices become cancerous and explode. May you be run over by a city bus whilst pursuing the scabrous hooker who just stole your wallet and pants. May your brain ooze from your ears in horror at the very thoughts you think, may the alcohol you doubtlessly consume rupture your lower intestine. May internet memes involving your image appearing to fuck a sheep go viral, may your penis be cut off and thrown into a garbage disposal. May you be consumed by a horde of rabid rats, may you be strangled by your own body hair, may your dying be witnessed by people who shall laugh and pelt you with rocks as you lie screaming.
Because dying in a fire is far too good for the likes of you, sir."
I mean, there's no verbal creativity with these spags.
True. They could at least read Hunter S Thompson before posting.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 11:37:12 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 27, 2013, 11:30:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 07:00:54 PM
Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):
Quote from: Some Random Lunatic
dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus. Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything. u dont own face book. u never say anything u only tear down what other people say. U need too open ur mind. Faggot.
GAH...
If someone's going to fuck with you, they should at least have the decency to say something like:
"You, sir, are the vilest scum of the planet. May your orifices become cancerous and explode. May you be run over by a city bus whilst pursuing the scabrous hooker who just stole your wallet and pants. May your brain ooze from your ears in horror at the very thoughts you think, may the alcohol you doubtlessly consume rupture your lower intestine. May internet memes involving your image appearing to fuck a sheep go viral, may your penis be cut off and thrown into a garbage disposal. May you be consumed by a horde of rabid rats, may you be strangled by your own body hair, may your dying be witnessed by people who shall laugh and pelt you with rocks as you lie screaming.
Because dying in a fire is far too good for the likes of you, sir."
I mean, there's no verbal creativity with these spags.
True. They could at least read Hunter S Thompson before posting.
They should at least put in that effort, Dok. You're worth more than that lame-ass quote. For goddess' sake, he didn't even spell or write words in allcaps or various sizes for emphasis.
You ought to put these random hate emails up for group critique. Could be fun.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 27, 2013, 06:53:45 PM
Oh, people. :lulz:
Why me?
Why can't they give you some of this sweet, sweet loving?
I keep telling that ECH is the man they want, but they never seem to take me up on it.
Because they NEED TO WARN YOU that I'm an uppity bitch who is evading your destructo mind lazors by manipulating you, YOU EVIL BASTARD. :lol:
People hide behind PMs? Really??? Why not just post it on the board, it's just the freaking internets.
Oh, but hiding behind screen names is fine, right Poptard?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 04:07:00 AM
Oh, but hiding behind screen names is fine, right Poptard?
If this is directed at me, I don't get it. I just got here a little bit ago and my screen name has always been Delcon. This must be another one of those Portland inside joke thingys? Dang weirdos I tell you, the whole lot of yous.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 04:07:00 AM
Oh, but hiding behind screen names is fine, right Poptard?
Do
I want any prospective employer to read the shit I spew? :horrormirth:
I assume everyone else is doing it for similar reasons.
I need to keep a jerb.
...Do you use the same handle from site to site?
Quote from: Delcon on June 28, 2013, 04:18:09 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 04:07:00 AM
Oh, but hiding behind screen names is fine, right Poptard?
If this is directed at me, I don't get it. I just got here a little bit ago and my screen name has always been Delcon. This must be another one of those Portland inside joke thingys? Dang weirdos I tell you, the whole lot of yous.
Yes, yes, we know. It's Nigel's fault, really. She knows you Minnesota yahoos have brain damage from the winters, and yet she makes us all attack you on account of poptard. It's a shame and a disgrace, and something should be done about it, because it's not fair to pick on your assburgers.
Quote from: Delcon on June 28, 2013, 03:29:11 AM
People hide behind PMs? Really??? Why not just post it on the board, it's just the freaking internets.
They're a different kind of crazy than you are, Poptard old pal.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 28, 2013, 04:50:30 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 04:07:00 AM
Oh, but hiding behind screen names is fine, right Poptard?
Do I want any prospective employer to read the shit I spew? :horrormirth:
I assume everyone else is doing it for similar reasons.
I need to keep a jerb.
...Do you use the same handle from site to site?
Hylie, it's a poptard thing. He's this nutcase from Minnesota who has been banned here more times than I can count, and that's no easy thing. He'd be HILARIOUS if he could control his compulsions long enough to go trolling with, but he can't, not really. He HAS to be a dick. He can't help it.
So he comes on, does his little dance, and then does the BIG REVEAL, because he's also compelled to do that, no matter how many people have called him on his bullshit.
However, I have to give him points when he posted as ARIES GURL, because he had corspefucker and a couple of the other, more squicky members, going for quite a while. They were white knighting for "her" like a mad bastard
even after Cain (?) found "her" pic to be some raver from London or some shit.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 02:17:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 27, 2013, 06:53:45 PM
Oh, people. :lulz:
Why me?
Why can't they give you some of this sweet, sweet loving?
I keep telling that ECH is the man they want, but they never seem to take me up on it.
Because they NEED TO WARN YOU that I'm an uppity bitch who is evading your destructo mind lazors by manipulating you, YOU EVIL BASTARD. :lol:
I never could listen. :(
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 01:32:33 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 28, 2013, 04:50:30 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 04:07:00 AM
Oh, but hiding behind screen names is fine, right Poptard?
Do I want any prospective employer to read the shit I spew? :horrormirth:
I assume everyone else is doing it for similar reasons.
I need to keep a jerb.
...Do you use the same handle from site to site?
Hylie, it's a poptard thing. He's this nutcase from Minnesota who has been banned here more times than I can count, and that's no easy thing. He'd be HILARIOUS if he could control his compulsions long enough to go trolling with, but he can't, not really. He HAS to be a dick. He can't help it.
So he comes on, does his little dance, and then does the BIG REVEAL, because he's also compelled to do that, no matter how many people have called him on his bullshit.
However, I have to give him points when he posted as ARIES GURL, because he had corspefucker and a couple of the other, more squicky members, going for quite a while. They were white knighting for "her" like a mad bastard even after Cain (?) found "her" pic to be some raver from London or some shit.
I don't think it mattered. Corpsefucker would fuck a mud puddle on the condition that it was cold and not moving.
Quote from: stelz on June 28, 2013, 06:15:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 01:32:33 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 28, 2013, 04:50:30 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 04:07:00 AM
Oh, but hiding behind screen names is fine, right Poptard?
Do I want any prospective employer to read the shit I spew? :horrormirth:
I assume everyone else is doing it for similar reasons.
I need to keep a jerb.
...Do you use the same handle from site to site?
Hylie, it's a poptard thing. He's this nutcase from Minnesota who has been banned here more times than I can count, and that's no easy thing. He'd be HILARIOUS if he could control his compulsions long enough to go trolling with, but he can't, not really. He HAS to be a dick. He can't help it.
So he comes on, does his little dance, and then does the BIG REVEAL, because he's also compelled to do that, no matter how many people have called him on his bullshit.
However, I have to give him points when he posted as ARIES GURL, because he had corspefucker and a couple of the other, more squicky members, going for quite a while. They were white knighting for "her" like a mad bastard even after Cain (?) found "her" pic to be some raver from London or some shit.
I don't think it mattered. Corpsefucker would fuck a mud puddle on the condition that it was cold and not moving.
Wasn't just him, though.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 28, 2013, 06:15:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 01:32:33 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 28, 2013, 04:50:30 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 04:07:00 AM
Oh, but hiding behind screen names is fine, right Poptard?
Do I want any prospective employer to read the shit I spew? :horrormirth:
I assume everyone else is doing it for similar reasons.
I need to keep a jerb.
...Do you use the same handle from site to site?
Hylie, it's a poptard thing. He's this nutcase from Minnesota who has been banned here more times than I can count, and that's no easy thing. He'd be HILARIOUS if he could control his compulsions long enough to go trolling with, but he can't, not really. He HAS to be a dick. He can't help it.
So he comes on, does his little dance, and then does the BIG REVEAL, because he's also compelled to do that, no matter how many people have called him on his bullshit.
However, I have to give him points when he posted as ARIES GURL, because he had corspefucker and a couple of the other, more squicky members, going for quite a while. They were white knighting for "her" like a mad bastard even after Cain (?) found "her" pic to be some raver from London or some shit.
I don't think it mattered. Corpsefucker would fuck a mud puddle on the condition that it was cold and not moving.
Wasn't just him, though.
:x :x :x
No, it was fucking AWESOME. 2-3 jackasses white-knighting for POPTARD.
Hang on, I'll find the thread.
Lies/Lysergic was one of them.
His revenge thread for me laughing at him ceaselessly:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,27377.0.html
For true hilarity:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,26730.msg941622.html#msg941622
The chick was a looker, whoever she actually was.
But Poptart has a very predictable signing up pattern, you see. So it's not exactly hard to figure out when he's signed up under yet another super-secret fake identity.
Quote from: Cain on June 28, 2013, 09:11:17 PM
The chick was a looker, whoever she actually was.
But Poptart has a very predictable signing up pattern, you see. So it's not exactly hard to figure out when he's signed up under yet another super-secret fake identity.
Well, also, he can't control his behavior long enough to make THE BIG REVEAL work for him.
Aries Gurl was his triumph, IMO, for getting BH and Lies to hit on him shamelessly. If he could behave himself long enough to get involved with one of our trolls, I'd vote to unban him. But he can't, as has been established.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 07:41:09 PM
Lies/Lysergic was one of them.
His revenge thread for me laughing at him ceaselessly:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,27377.0.html
Felix went for it?
:spittake:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Now I want poptarts!
...Damn! those things are like, 300 calories apiece!
I can feel my ass getting bigger...
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh4is7Pomb1qbzahao1_500.gif)