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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:35:57 AM

Title: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:35:57 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/22/1225697/-Allen-West-says-he-never-experienced-racism-because-he-was-respectful
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 24, 2013, 12:55:23 AM
Did the Teabaggers have him grown in a vat or something? :|
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 12:59:01 AM
If they can make schmeat....
http://www.new-harvest.org/2013/06/meet-schmeat-lab-grown-meat-hits-the-grill-this-month-cbc-news/

Then surely they can grow an "ideal citizen who happens to be of color" that never experiences any racism because he simply, oh for fuck's sake, who in the hell is he kidding? Himself. That's who.
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:01:45 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop

:eek:

JUST the music stripped out.
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:01:45 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop

:eek:

JUST the music stripped out.

That... but I .... it just...

IT'S GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:16:14 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:01:45 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop

:eek:

JUST the music stripped out.

That... but I .... it just...

IT'S GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!

Put the hair on my neck straight up.   :eek:
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 01:17:15 AM
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!
(https://d44ytnim3cfy5.cloudfront.net/assets/7115761/lightbox/Dem_lemons.jpg?1360181107)
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Suu on July 24, 2013, 01:58:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:01:45 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop

:eek:

JUST the music stripped out.

That... but I .... it just...

IT'S GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 01:58:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:01:45 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop

:eek:

JUST the music stripped out.

That... but I .... it just...

IT'S GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

THE FUTURE I WANTED.
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 24, 2013, 04:47:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 01:58:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:01:45 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop

:eek:

JUST the music stripped out.

That... but I .... it just...

IT'S GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

THE FUTURE I WANTED.

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT'S BILLY RAY CYRUS'S KID MAKING JACK VIDS FOR GUYS WHO DON'T HAVE REAL PR0N
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: MMIX on July 24, 2013, 12:36:30 PM
Well, you know, it could have been a lot worse . . .
      some fool might have set it to music
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 24, 2013, 06:59:48 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 12:59:01 AM
If they can make schmeat....
http://www.new-harvest.org/2013/06/meet-schmeat-lab-grown-meat-hits-the-grill-this-month-cbc-news/

Then surely they can grow an "ideal citizen who happens to be of color" that never experiences any racism because he simply, oh for fuck's sake, who in the hell is he kidding? Himself. That's who.

I see reality has ruined another joke:

http://www.ilovemeattube.com/index.html
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: hooplala on July 24, 2013, 07:01:58 PM
It's likely pretty hard to experience anything with your head up your own ass.
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 07:03:04 PM
Quote from: stelz on July 24, 2013, 04:47:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 01:58:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:01:45 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop

:eek:

JUST the music stripped out.

That... but I .... it just...

IT'S GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

THE FUTURE I WANTED.

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT'S BILLY RAY CYRUS'S KID MAKING JACK VIDS FOR GUYS WHO DON'T HAVE REAL PR0N

UK SAVED.  THANK YOU, MS CYRUS.
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2013, 07:04:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:35:57 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/22/1225697/-Allen-West-says-he-never-experienced-racism-because-he-was-respectful

Oh, so Black men just need to be RESPECTFUL... you know, keep their eyes on the floor, say "yes sir" and "yes ma'am" when a White person addresses them, stay in their own places and avoid walking through White neighborhoods. Problem solved!
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 07:05:53 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 24, 2013, 07:04:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:35:57 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/22/1225697/-Allen-West-says-he-never-experienced-racism-because-he-was-respectful

Oh, so Black men just need to be RESPECTFUL... you know, keep their eyes on the floor, say "yes sir" and "yes ma'am" when a White person addresses them, stay in their own places and avoid walking through White neighborhoods. Problem solved!

You just have to step off the sidewalk to let the White people go past.  That's all.  Simple, really.
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 24, 2013, 07:07:34 PM
QuoteI am a black male who grew up in the inner city of Atlanta and no one ever followed me in a mall. I don't recall any doors clicking when I crossed the street. And I never had anyone clutching their handbag when I got on an elevator. I guess having two awesome parents who taught me to be a respectful young man paid dividends.

Typical just-world fallacy bullshit is all that it is.
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: hooplala on July 24, 2013, 07:12:56 PM
It's the same mindset behind people who defend the NSA... if you ain't doing nothing wrong, you've got nothing to worry about.

Mind you, Levar Burton doesn't exactly agree: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ckDJ3xTaE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ckDJ3xTaE)
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: hooplala on July 24, 2013, 07:14:37 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 24, 2013, 07:12:56 PM
It's the same mindset behind people who defend the NSA... if you ain't doing nothing wrong, you've got nothing to worry about.

Mind you, Levar Burton doesn't exactly agree: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ckDJ3xTaE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ckDJ3xTaE)

An amusing PS to that video... "N Word or Cracker, which is more offensive?"   

Well, you wouldn't even spell one of the words out, CNN... that may be a clue.

This is life on Planet Earth!
Title: Re: OH, AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 08:00:46 PM
What I'm thinking is that American media has reached a sort of apotheoisis, has become some sort of stupid and evil God that shows us the very worst human beings in the world, and presents them as some sort of authority figure or expert witness.