CAN YOU BELIEVE THE FUCKING GALL? I JUST HEARD WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET APPROVAL FOR NEW THREADS BEFORE WE POST THEM! WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT FUCKDAMN, ANYWAY? WHO DOES THIS CRAMULUS THINK HE IS?
first of all: the presence of thread is approved by the thread nazis
second of all, she's not joking, there is actually a new rule that you have to fill out an application to start a thread, this is common knowledge and its a great idea
Level 3 users are exempt.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:23:12 PM
first of all: the presence of thread is approved by the thread nazis
second of all, she's not joking, there is actually a new rule that you have to fill out an application to start a thread, this is common knowledge and its a great idea
I don't believe you.
just to clear up any confusion, I had our thread application board come up with a seal for approved threads. Any and all approved threads will have this seal of approval:
(http://i.imgur.com/gzPXv0B.png)
People posting in unapproved threads will be punished. Punished with whips.
Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 12, 2013, 11:24:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:23:12 PM
first of all: the presence of thread is approved by the thread nazis
second of all, she's not joking, there is actually a new rule that you have to fill out an application to start a thread, this is common knowledge and its a great idea
I don't believe you.
He has whips.
Oh, good I'm glad this is here.
I had a question for the Thread Nazis? On the Form to Begin a New Thread (900 Level - Cranks and Pranks) section III, question 37 parts a and b, requested is the name and cause of death of your most recent mammalian pet? I just wanted to know how I could abbreviate the pets name, Michaelangelo, into the 3 spaces provided.
I've had the form sent back to me 43 times now and, well, I'd really just like to post this sweet Gordon Ramsay soundboard I found.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2013, 11:30:09 PM
Oh, good I'm glad this is here.
I had a question for the Thread Nazis? On the Form to Begin a New Thread (900 Level - Cranks and Pranks) section III, question 37 parts a and b, requested is the name and cause of death of your most recent mammalian pet? I just wanted to know how I could abbreviate the pets name, Michaelangelo, into the 3 spaces provided.
Please use the spaces provided to abbreviate your pets name properly or it will be reeducated by a blender. This is your final warning.
QuoteI've had the form sent back to me 43 times now and, well, I'd really just like to post this sweet Gordon Ramsay soundboard I found.
(http://i.imgur.com/YGw30ze.gif)
I feel like I am receiving inadequate service by the board of thread application reviewers, and am just wondering to whom I may direct my complaints.
Hello Miss or Sir,
I am here to take your query and redirect it upwards
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 12, 2013, 11:24:19 PM
Level 3 users are exempt.
for the last time, yes, and that means you can stop filling out each application form in dodecuplicate
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 11:36:11 PM
I feel like I am receiving inadequate service by the board of thread application reviewers, and am just wondering to whom I may direct my complaints.
I have a complaint form that I started filling out in 2006. When I was finally able to complete it, it was sent back to me with the explanation that the form is no longer current. A day later I received a booklet that contained the application to request a complaint form. It was sent cash on delivery.
I figured I could circumvent the entire process by applying to be on the board. THAT form was the two word prompt "Define Fractitious" and 177 blank pages.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2013, 11:55:18 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 11:36:11 PM
I feel like I am receiving inadequate service by the board of thread application reviewers, and am just wondering to whom I may direct my complaints.
I have a complaint form that I started filling out in 2006. When I was finally able to complete it, it was sent back to me with the explanation that the form is no longer current. A day later I received a booklet that contained the application to request a complaint form. It was sent cash on delivery.
I figured I could circumvent the entire process by applying to be on the board. THAT form was the two word prompt "Define Fractitious" and 177 blank pages.
could you please prove that you are not a robot?
say the following words out loud, in the privacy of your own home: "Anal l33t"
repeat
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also
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Reminder: Please label your posts "safe" or "unsafe"
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:39:40 PM
Hello Miss or Sir,
I am here to take your query and redirect it upwards
Excellent
It may take me some time to transcribe all my complaints, as I have been composing them in Alpha-Bits cereal stuck to a sheet of plywood with my own sputum.
SAFE
Unfortunately it seems that seagulls have picked all the letters off my complaint plywood. May I simply send you a seagull carcass instead?
I'm sorry, we only accept complaints in WordStar or carcass cereal format
wait-------SHIT DAMN FUCK
okay, fine, mail it in
My mail man is so pissed off at me, personally I swear to god
Ah yes, good sir, I'd like to petition for the de-approval of this thread.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:07:22 AM
I'm sorry, we only accept complaints in WordStar or carcass cereal format
wait-------SHIT DAMN FUCK
okay, fine, mail it in
SWEET
It should be there in 3-5 weeks, Parcel Post. I'll pack it in plenty of bubble wrap.
just a quick reminder
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/sfw/SFWcouncil2.jpg)
Quote from: Net on August 13, 2013, 12:09:59 AM
Ah yes, good sir, I'd like to petition for the de-approval of this thread.
your petition is approved, this thread is no longer approved, god save us all
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What the fuck did I miss will meshing my project?
excuse me,
excuse me
maybe I didn't make myself clear.
Let me restate my warning, but faster, and with an old timey font.
(http://i.imgur.com/BsirxOv.gif)
POASTEN FRED
pervert
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I want me one of those!
okay come over here
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I would kind of like one of them there tobasco banjobs.
Does that go good with seagulls? I got me a passel of seagulls.
ughhh my hands are burning so badddd
why did I choose this? why did I think this would deter you fuckjobs?
Okay roger, come sit on my lap
nigel, you're next, please wash up using this already-opened wet-nap I found behind the couch
IDEA: we should just start one of those massage circles but with tabasco banjobs. whoever posts next, nigel, you give them a tabasco banjob. Then, they give the next asshat who posts a tabasco banjob. and so forth.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:50:32 AM
ughhh my hands are burning so badddd
why did I choose this? why did I think this would deter you fuckjobs?
Okay roger, come sit on my lap
nigel, you're next, please wash up using this already-opened wet-nap I found behind the couch
IDEA: we should just start one of those massage circles but with tabasco banjobs. whoever posts next, nigel, you give them a tabasco banjob. Then, they give the next asshat who posts a tabasco banjob. and so forth.
This is the best idea I've read all day!
#1 Google Image Search result for "tabasco banjob":
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/ba7d26995a7fb9de6252de467ae763e5.gif)
:lulz: And then it's all...
(http://junkfoodbetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Tabasco-Lollipop-Wrapper.jpg)
(http://phillipislandwines.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Tabasco-Tom-and-Doc-White-WEB-image3.jpg)
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I'm sorry, but I have an allergy to tabasco. To be ADA compliant you should be offering alternatives. Do you have any pesto?