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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 12, 2013, 11:21:17 PM

Title: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 12, 2013, 11:21:17 PM
CAN YOU BELIEVE THE FUCKING GALL? I JUST HEARD WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET APPROVAL FOR NEW THREADS BEFORE WE POST THEM! WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT FUCKDAMN, ANYWAY? WHO DOES THIS CRAMULUS THINK HE IS?
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:23:12 PM
first of all: the presence of thread is approved by the thread nazis


second of all, she's not joking, there is actually a new rule that you have to fill out an application to start a thread, this is common knowledge and its a great idea
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 12, 2013, 11:24:19 PM
Level 3 users are exempt.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 12, 2013, 11:24:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:23:12 PM
first of all: the presence of thread is approved by the thread nazis


second of all, she's not joking, there is actually a new rule that you have to fill out an application to start a thread, this is common knowledge and its a great idea

I don't believe you.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:26:53 PM
just to clear up any confusion, I had our thread application board come up with a seal for approved threads. Any and all approved threads will have this seal of approval:

(http://i.imgur.com/gzPXv0B.png)


People posting in unapproved threads will be punished. Punished with whips.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 12, 2013, 11:28:45 PM
Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 12, 2013, 11:24:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:23:12 PM
first of all: the presence of thread is approved by the thread nazis


second of all, she's not joking, there is actually a new rule that you have to fill out an application to start a thread, this is common knowledge and its a great idea

I don't believe you.

He has whips.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2013, 11:30:09 PM
Oh, good I'm glad this is here.

I had a question for the Thread Nazis? On the Form to Begin a New Thread (900 Level - Cranks and Pranks) section III, question 37 parts a and b, requested is the name and cause of death of your most recent mammalian pet? I just wanted to know how I could abbreviate the pets name, Michaelangelo, into the 3 spaces provided.

I've had the form sent back to me 43 times now and, well, I'd really just like to post this sweet Gordon Ramsay soundboard I found.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:33:43 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2013, 11:30:09 PM
Oh, good I'm glad this is here.

I had a question for the Thread Nazis? On the Form to Begin a New Thread (900 Level - Cranks and Pranks) section III, question 37 parts a and b, requested is the name and cause of death of your most recent mammalian pet? I just wanted to know how I could abbreviate the pets name, Michaelangelo, into the 3 spaces provided.

Please use the spaces provided to abbreviate your pets name properly or it will be reeducated by a blender. This is your final warning.

QuoteI've had the form sent back to me 43 times now and, well, I'd really just like to post this sweet Gordon Ramsay soundboard I found.

(http://i.imgur.com/YGw30ze.gif)
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 12, 2013, 11:36:11 PM
I feel like I am receiving inadequate service by the board of thread application reviewers, and am just wondering to whom I may direct my complaints.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:39:40 PM
Hello Miss or Sir,

I am here to take your query and redirect it upwards
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:51:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 12, 2013, 11:24:19 PM
Level 3 users are exempt.

for the last time, yes, and that means you can stop filling out each application form in dodecuplicate
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2013, 11:55:18 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 11:36:11 PM
I feel like I am receiving inadequate service by the board of thread application reviewers, and am just wondering to whom I may direct my complaints.

I have a complaint form that I started filling out in 2006. When I was finally able to complete it, it was sent back to me with the explanation that the form is no longer current. A day later I received a booklet that contained the application to request a complaint form. It was sent cash on delivery.

I figured I could circumvent the entire process by applying to be on the board. THAT form was the two word prompt "Define Fractitious" and 177 blank pages.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:56:35 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2013, 11:55:18 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 11:36:11 PM
I feel like I am receiving inadequate service by the board of thread application reviewers, and am just wondering to whom I may direct my complaints.

I have a complaint form that I started filling out in 2006. When I was finally able to complete it, it was sent back to me with the explanation that the form is no longer current. A day later I received a booklet that contained the application to request a complaint form. It was sent cash on delivery.

I figured I could circumvent the entire process by applying to be on the board. THAT form was the two word prompt "Define Fractitious" and 177 blank pages.

could you please prove that you are not a robot?

say the following words out loud, in the privacy of your own home: "Anal l33t"

Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:59:17 PM
repeat

(http://i.imgur.com/gzPXv0B.png)


also

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/sfw/SFWcouncil.jpg)


Reminder: Please label your posts "safe" or "unsafe"
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 13, 2013, 12:04:47 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2013, 11:39:40 PM
Hello Miss or Sir,

I am here to take your query and redirect it upwards

Excellent

It may take me some time to transcribe all my complaints, as I have been composing them in Alpha-Bits cereal stuck to a sheet of plywood with my own sputum.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 13, 2013, 12:06:49 AM
SAFE

Unfortunately it seems that seagulls have picked all the letters off my complaint plywood. May I simply send you a seagull carcass instead?
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:07:22 AM
I'm sorry, we only accept complaints in WordStar or carcass cereal format


wait-------SHIT DAMN FUCK

okay, fine, mail it in
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:08:14 AM
My mail man is so pissed off at me, personally     I swear to god
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 13, 2013, 12:09:59 AM
Ah yes, good sir, I'd like to petition for the de-approval of this thread.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 13, 2013, 12:10:44 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:07:22 AM
I'm sorry, we only accept complaints in WordStar or carcass cereal format


wait-------SHIT DAMN FUCK

okay, fine, mail it in

SWEET

It should be there in 3-5 weeks, Parcel Post. I'll pack it in plenty of bubble wrap.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:11:18 AM


just a quick reminder

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/sfw/SFWcouncil2.jpg)




Quote from: Net on August 13, 2013, 12:09:59 AM
Ah yes, good sir, I'd like to petition for the de-approval of this thread.

your petition is approved, this thread is no longer approved, god save us all
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:11:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Fri5Kn4.gif)
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 13, 2013, 12:15:14 AM
What the fuck did I miss will meshing my project?
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:18:41 AM
excuse me,
excuse me


maybe I didn't make myself clear.

Let me restate my warning, but faster, and with an old timey font.



(http://i.imgur.com/BsirxOv.gif)
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Don Coyote on August 13, 2013, 12:32:27 AM
POASTEN FRED
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:34:33 AM
                              pervert

                                      \

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/WATCHITBUDDY.jpg)
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 13, 2013, 12:38:11 AM
I want me one of those!
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:40:01 AM

                             okay come over here

                                      \

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/WATCHITBUDDY.jpg)
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 12:46:13 AM
I would kind of like one of them there tobasco banjobs.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 13, 2013, 12:46:46 AM
Does that go good with seagulls? I got me a passel of seagulls.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:50:32 AM
ughhh my hands are burning so badddd

why did I choose this? why did I think this would deter you fuckjobs?

Okay roger, come sit on my lap

nigel, you're next, please wash up using this already-opened wet-nap I found behind the couch



IDEA: we should just start one of those massage circles but with tabasco banjobs. whoever posts next, nigel, you give them a tabasco banjob. Then, they give the next asshat who posts a tabasco banjob. and so forth.
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 13, 2013, 01:09:30 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:50:32 AM
ughhh my hands are burning so badddd

why did I choose this? why did I think this would deter you fuckjobs?

Okay roger, come sit on my lap

nigel, you're next, please wash up using this already-opened wet-nap I found behind the couch



IDEA: we should just start one of those massage circles but with tabasco banjobs. whoever posts next, nigel, you give them a tabasco banjob. Then, they give the next asshat who posts a tabasco banjob. and so forth.

This is the best idea I've read all day!
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: Telarus on August 13, 2013, 07:11:03 AM
#1 Google Image Search result for "tabasco banjob":
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/ba7d26995a7fb9de6252de467ae763e5.gif)







:lulz: And then it's all...
(http://junkfoodbetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Tabasco-Lollipop-Wrapper.jpg)

(http://phillipislandwines.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Tabasco-Tom-and-Doc-White-WEB-image3.jpg)

(http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/green-pepper-faces.jpg)
Title: Re: THREAD NAZIS
Post by: AFK on August 13, 2013, 01:41:38 PM
I'm sorry, but I have an allergy to tabasco.  To be ADA compliant you should be offering alternatives.  Do you have any pesto?