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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2014, 08:57:09 PM

Title: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2014, 08:57:09 PM
http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/18/stray-chihuahuas-terrorizes-arizona-town/
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 19, 2014, 11:11:44 PM
America needs A HERO.
WILL NO ONE STEP UP???  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: WTF??
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2014, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:

I actually find it slightly more disconcerting.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Pæs on February 19, 2014, 11:27:44 PM
What America needs is more rich socialites with chihuahua-sized handbags.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:28:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:

I actually find it slightly more disconcerting.

My son and I were just discussing how animal control would actually deal with that.

And wondering why the coyotes haven't cleaned them up.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:28:59 PM
Quote from: Pæs on February 19, 2014, 11:27:44 PM
What America needs is more rich socialites with chihuahua-sized handbags.

Sheriff Joe won't do shit about it.  He's too busy screeching about locking up all the liberals, because he's sick of them telling the truth about him or some shit.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2014, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:28:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:

I actually find it slightly more disconcerting.

My son and I were just discussing how animal control would actually deal with that.

And wondering why the coyotes haven't cleaned them up.

Coyotes ain't gonna fuck with a pack of chihuahuas. You know those things are genetically closer to wild animals than any other domesticated breed, right?
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:37:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:28:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:

I actually find it slightly more disconcerting.

My son and I were just discussing how animal control would actually deal with that.

And wondering why the coyotes haven't cleaned them up.

Coyotes ain't gonna fuck with a pack of chihuahuas. You know those things are genetically closer to wild animals than any other domesticated breed, right?

They are rats.  Vicious little rats, posing as dogs.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 08:08:42 PM
Chihuahuas are evil little bastards. Hideous little critters. But that article linked to this one: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/03/marijuana-overdose_n_4538580.html

Which made me laugh.

Still loathe chihuahuas, though. I'm surprised people aren't just shooting them. Or is AZ not one of the gun states?
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2014, 09:26:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 08:08:42 PM
Chihuahuas are evil little bastards. Hideous little critters. But that article linked to this one: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/03/marijuana-overdose_n_4538580.html

Which made me laugh.

Still loathe chihuahuas, though. I'm surprised people aren't just shooting them. Or is AZ not one of the gun states?

Arizona is THE gun state.  No permits for anything for anybody.  Buy a gun within 60 minutes of deciding to, walk out of the store with it hidden in your jacket, all legal.

But no bastard here is TRAINED, and chihuahuas are very small.  And very fast.  Whoosh!

So some 300 year old pensioner hasn't even got time to REACH for his piece before the pack pulls him down.  Like a moose.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 11:20:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 09:26:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 08:08:42 PM
Chihuahuas are evil little bastards. Hideous little critters. But that article linked to this one: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/03/marijuana-overdose_n_4538580.html

Which made me laugh.

Still loathe chihuahuas, though. I'm surprised people aren't just shooting them. Or is AZ not one of the gun states?

Arizona is THE gun state.  No permits for anything for anybody.  Buy a gun within 60 minutes of deciding to, walk out of the store with it hidden in your jacket, all legal.

But no bastard here is TRAINED, and chihuahuas are very small.  And very fast.  Whoosh!

So some 300 year old pensioner hasn't even got time to REACH for his piece before the pack pulls him down.  Like a moose.

I thought so. Just throw them a pensioner and then pick them off as they attack. :P
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2014, 03:06:17 AM
I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2014, 03:17:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 21, 2014, 03:06:17 AM
I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.

Can't stand 'em, mostly because there's two of them down the street which apparently do not need to stop barking long enough to breathe at, say, 2 AM on weeknights.

I hate the owners more, but fuck those little critters.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2014, 03:36:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 21, 2014, 03:17:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 21, 2014, 03:06:17 AM
I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.

Can't stand 'em, mostly because there's two of them down the street which apparently do not need to stop barking long enough to breathe at, say, 2 AM on weeknights.

I hate the owners more, but fuck those little critters.

Jesus

That's purely the owners, who deserve to be rolled naked across a lawn of caterpillars.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2014, 03:36:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 21, 2014, 03:36:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 21, 2014, 03:17:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 21, 2014, 03:06:17 AM
I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.

Can't stand 'em, mostly because there's two of them down the street which apparently do not need to stop barking long enough to breathe at, say, 2 AM on weeknights.

I hate the owners more, but fuck those little critters.

Jesus

That's purely the owners, who deserve to be rolled naked across a lawn of caterpillars.

This is Arizona.  Scorpions.
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2014, 06:00:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 21, 2014, 03:36:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 21, 2014, 03:36:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 21, 2014, 03:17:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 21, 2014, 03:06:17 AM
I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.

Can't stand 'em, mostly because there's two of them down the street which apparently do not need to stop barking long enough to breathe at, say, 2 AM on weeknights.

I hate the owners more, but fuck those little critters.

Jesus

That's purely the owners, who deserve to be rolled naked across a lawn of caterpillars.

This is Arizona.  Scorpions.

Ooooooh
Title: Re: Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!
Post by: Richter on February 21, 2014, 01:38:11 PM
I need to visit arizona with a sharpened golf club