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Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 09, 2005, 07:32:42 PM
So.  Who wants to talk politics?

Is sort of Enrico's speciality.

Don't be scared faggots.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:38:00 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/STFUAeon2.jpg)

This is the absolute last time I must post this pic.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:41:54 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI don't think Enrico needs the encouragement, quite frankly.  

Politics bore me.  But I like watching the riots in Paris.

Yeah. But those kids are going to get fucked proper...
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:46:39 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaYeah, but they're French.

So who gives a shit?

The Germans.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 09, 2005, 07:49:53 PM
Those are not riots, they are a weenie-roast.  Enrico was in the middle of a riot in 1969 which took up half his island.  People were burned on stakes, thrust into the waters, skulls popped, eyes melted and children sang Christmas carols.  

Was fucking beautiful.

Enrico met his second wife that first day, as he picked up a Malatov Cocktail near her feet, tossed it back at the poets who threw it over (not even hard enough to break bottle - amateurs) he sang to her "Sleepwalk" and she melted at his feet.

Brings a tear to Enrico's glass eye.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:51:53 PM
Let's talk about fucking politics.
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Post by: LMNO on November 09, 2005, 07:53:10 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCLet's talk about fucking politicians.


Fixed, naturally.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:54:34 PM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCLet's talk about fucking politicians.


Fixed, naturally.

That too.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on November 09, 2005, 07:59:16 PM
We've discussed riots, the French, and the Germans . . . that's pretty political, isn't it?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:59:55 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaWe've discussed riots, the French, and the Germans . . . that's pretty political, isn't it?

But what about the fucking?

Which politician would you or which one would they?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on November 09, 2005, 08:01:21 PM
Which politician would I fuck?

Thats some pretty slim pickings.  I guess I would fuck Condaleeza Rice . . . she could be a Butter Face for all I know.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LMNO on November 09, 2005, 08:05:27 PM
Is Ciccolina still in Italian Parliment?

(http://www.ld50.hu/res/user_images/001/361/tn_120_gagyi_ciccolina.jpg)
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on November 09, 2005, 08:06:30 PM
Ohhh, how did I forget Ciccolina?

The Roman Express was the first porn I ever saw.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 09, 2005, 08:48:34 PM
Enrico laid Ciccolina.  Is alright.

Enrico likes his women swarthier though.

Now.  Next person who takes Enrico's thread off-topic is going to get a king-sized boot to the chest cavity.

Not a warning; a threat.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 08:58:04 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/STFUAeon2.jpg)


WTF? You don't approve of threadjackery?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 09, 2005, 09:07:27 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCWTF? You don't approve of threadjackery?

Of course Enrico does.   But this doesn't mean he won't threaten those who threadjack his own threads.  

Rules are for OTHER PEOPLE, faggot.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 09:08:21 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCWTF? You don't approve of threadjackery?

Of course Enrico does.   But this doesn't mean he won't threaten those who threadjack his own threads.  

Rules are for OTHER PEOPLE, faggot.

All right you filthy greek.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Hoshiko on November 09, 2005, 09:09:57 PM
So, how 'bout Thanksgiving? I'm having lots of stuffing, myself.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: HoshikoSo, how 'bout Thanksgiving? I'm having lots of stuffing, myself.

Me three. And lotsa alcoholic beverages.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2005, 09:10:45 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar

Rules are for OTHER PEOPLE, faggot.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/potd.gif)
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Judas on November 09, 2005, 09:42:45 PM
piecemeal replies to posts so far:

ECH is spot on with the post above!

condoleeza rice should be buggered with an asbestos dildo rapped in barbed wire made out of potassium-plated lead.  seriously.


so ... the big debate in britain: should terror suspects be held for up to 90 days without charge?

(waits for the americans to kill themselves laughing)
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Hoshiko on November 09, 2005, 09:47:30 PM
Ok Enrico, I'll bite. What do you think of the recent elections for governor? I was kind of surprised to see Corzine take Jersey, although I guess it should have been obvious.


Also, do you like stuffing?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Hoshiko on November 09, 2005, 09:49:04 PM
Quote from: Judas


so ... the big debate in britain: should terror suspects be held for up to 90 days without charge?

No way. You want the rest of the wold to think you're sissies?

Lock them up for life, or until they agree to name names. But not the CORRECT names, obviously.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 09:51:11 PM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: Judas


so ... the big debate in britain: should terror suspects be held for up to 90 days without charge?

No way. You want the rest of the wold to think you're sissies?

Lock them up for life, or until they agree to name names. But not the CORRECT names, obviously.

Hell, you also need to hang them up by their finger nails or their large tendons.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 09, 2005, 09:55:31 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCHell, you also need to hang them up by their finger nails or their large tendons.

Judas, THIS is the correct answer.  But Hugh forgot about the flaying.  People always forget about the flaying these days.
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Post by: DJRubberducky on November 09, 2005, 09:56:59 PM
(http://www.utdallas.edu/~katies/samuraijack1.jpg)

Hoshiko-san, I like stuffing, but it's got to be cornbread stuffing.  I have an awesome recipe with apples and walnuts.  Well, and sausage, too, but I don't expect you'd be including that.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 09, 2005, 09:59:30 PM
Quote from: HoshikoOk Enrico, I'll bite. What do you think of the recent elections for governor? I was kind of surprised to see Corzine take Jersey, although I guess it should have been obvious.


Also, do you like stuffing?

Corzine is a pig, but not so much big a pig as Forrester.  But, any faggot who spells "John" as "Jon" cannot be trusted.  In my land nobody with a pussy beard like that would win.  

And as for stuffing?  Stuffing other people?  Yes.  Stuffing pants?  Enrico doesn't need to.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Hoshiko on November 09, 2005, 10:01:21 PM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyWell, and sausage, too, but I don't expect you'd be including that.

Don't be so sure. We'll see how the holidays go.

Sometimes it's better not to know what goes into the sausage.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 10:02:58 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCHell, you also need to hang them up by their finger nails or their large tendons.

Judas, THIS is the correct answer.  But Death to Poultry forgot about the flaying.  People always forget about the flaying these days.

Sorry, but that should go without saying.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2005, 11:35:47 PM
Quote from: Hoshiko

Sometimes it's better not to know what the sausage goes into.

FIXX0RED.

8)
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: AFK on November 10, 2005, 01:39:22 AM
So, back to politics.  Anyone live in a state where any wacky referendums were passed or defeated?  Here in Maine it was rather dull.  The attempt to repeal the law banning discrimination against gays and lesbians was defeated, oh and people voted on spending a lot more money we don't have.  Yep, the way life should be.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Mangrove on November 10, 2005, 02:37:32 AM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaOhhh, how did I forget Ciccolina?

The Roman Express was the first porn I ever saw.


another touching moment brought to you by PD.com


8)
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LMNO on November 10, 2005, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: DJRubberduckyWell, and sausage, too, but I don't expect you'd be including that.

Don't be so sure. We'll see how the holidays go.






[obvious]

So, Hoshiko may be "getting served some sausage" this Thanksgiving...

[/obvious]
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 10, 2005, 02:55:03 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?So, back to politics.  Anyone live in a state where any wacky referendums were passed or defeated?  Here in Maine it was rather dull.  The attempt to repeal the law banning discrimination against gays and lesbians was defeated, oh and people voted on spending a lot more money we don't have.  Yep, the way life should be.

All states have wacky referendums.  Is fact.

Is no way to ban discrimination.  If someone discriminates they discriminate, all you can do is set up hard action to take against someone who discriminates.  People will always discriminate, though.  If not, every fucker would eat Arby's.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 10, 2005, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: DJRubberduckyWell, and sausage, too, but I don't expect you'd be including that.

Don't be so sure. We'll see how the holidays go.






[obvious]

So, Hoshiko may be "getting served some sausage" this Thanksgiving...

[/obvious]

Just watch out for the summer sausage.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: neongenesis816 on November 10, 2005, 07:33:51 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaYeah, but they're French.

So who gives a shit?

Your right, we should segment people based on how "snooty" they are and then judge them as seperate from our current race.  Baron, u must be American, so who gives a shit.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on November 10, 2005, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: neongenesis816Baron, u must be American, so who gives a shit.

Wrong.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 10, 2005, 07:36:58 PM
Quote from: neongenesis816
Quote from: Baron von HooplaYeah, but they're French.

So who gives a shit?

Your right, we should segment people based on how "snooty" they are and then judge them as seperate from our current race.  Baron, u must be American, so who gives a shit.

But you still haven't addressed the issue as to why the French get so snooty. Sheesh! Don't they know that they are all really just Amurricans waiting to come live in the States....if it wasn't for the fact that they were all so lazy.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on November 11, 2005, 12:32:36 AM
Quote from: Judasso ... the big debate in britain: should terror suspects be held for up to 90 days without charge?

(waits for the americans to kill themselves laughing)

Shame they passed the 28 day one, eh?  Oh, and it wont matter because you'll just be deported to Egypt or Uzbekistan anyway, where we've outsourced our torturers to.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 21, 2005, 04:24:22 PM
So.  Politics have gotten very wonky, no?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 21, 2005, 08:02:40 PM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarSo.  Politics have gotten very wanky, no?

somehow, I'm sure that's what you meant to say.

8)
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 21, 2005, 08:10:25 PM
It would be much much more interesting if they became more wanky.  Imagine the cool calm quiet which would blanket the planet during the 3:00pm wank . . .

Enrico is shocked he didn't think of this when he was in power!
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on November 21, 2005, 08:14:04 PM
When Scooter Libby is involved it can get very wanky.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LHX on November 21, 2005, 08:16:07 PM
is 'wank' a filtered word?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 22, 2005, 08:28:47 PM
A Question for the American masses:

If leader of major country doesn't think he has to answer a question asked and simply leaves a press conference, walks into a door, continues to be totally confused by what could accurately be described as one of oldest inventions in the history of world, then tries to make funny . . . should they be immediately taken outside and shot against a wall then dumped into a wet open pit?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2005, 08:30:46 PM
If their name ends in George W Bush, then yes. Should unfortunately doesnt imply will though.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 22, 2005, 08:33:52 PM
I agree with these politics.

Therefoer I must pillage and destroy you all.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2005, 07:33:00 PM
So.  Canadian politicians have voted No Confidence in current ruling party.  Now an election will be held.

Enrico's question is this:  Have these pigs not seen Star Wars?  Do they not know that this is exact way Emperor came into power?

Have they learned nothing from the past?
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Post by: LHX on December 01, 2005, 07:35:49 PM
maybe salazar should make a run for the canadian office

show the country what true love is all about
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Post by: Cain on December 01, 2005, 07:37:09 PM
Depends.  Do you have any whiney, emo-like, wooden faced super-fighters hanging around?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LHX on December 01, 2005, 07:38:43 PM
they are called 'hockey players' and 'ex-hockey players'
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Post by: Cain on December 01, 2005, 07:44:52 PM
Will they turn the Republic into an Empire through the sheer force of Emoness they radiate?
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Post by: LHX on December 01, 2005, 07:55:28 PM
...unfortunately not


more liable to spread that foot and mouth disease or something
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2005, 08:00:34 PM
Enrico would take Canada over if it were not for the ice and the snow.  

He likes more tropical climates . . . his sweat is half his charm after all.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on December 01, 2005, 08:10:35 PM
As long as Harper, with his rapist eyes, doesn't get in I will be happy.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LHX on December 01, 2005, 08:18:01 PM
harper looks like he has some sort of animal on his head instead of hair
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Post by: hooplala on December 01, 2005, 08:23:46 PM
For those who don't know Harper:

(http://www.dearden.ca/campaign/news/images/uploads/stephen.jpeg)

Look at those eyes.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LHX on December 01, 2005, 08:25:01 PM
he doesnt have the puffy hair in that photo
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Post by: Cain on December 01, 2005, 08:25:50 PM
He looks honest and trustworthy.  He would get my vote.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 01, 2005, 08:57:44 PM
(http://www.dearden.ca/campaign/news/images/uploads/stephen.jpeg)
\
it is all as i have foreseen. let's throw some more children on the bbq!


oddly, despite being against gay marriage and legalized marijuana, he still gets my vote as well.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LHX on December 01, 2005, 09:12:32 PM
if by vote

you mean foot up the ass

then yeah


im all for it
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2005, 09:14:39 PM
if Enrico were to win the office of Canadian PM, he could divert Canada's military forces to finding and annexing Salazore.

if Canada had a military.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on December 01, 2005, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleif Canada had a military.

ZING!
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LHX on December 01, 2005, 09:21:43 PM
theres a rumor of a slingshot somewhere in winnipeg
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Post by: Cain on December 01, 2005, 09:23:29 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: East Coast Hustleif Canada had a military.

ZING!

Hah, I remember when the Canddians sent a warship with supplies to New Orleans.  My Canadian friends even said "wtf, we have a warship?"
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on December 01, 2005, 09:24:49 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: East Coast Hustleif Canada had a military.

ZING!

Hah, I remember when the Canddians sent a warship with supplies to New Orleans.  My Canadian friends even said "wtf, we have a warship?"

Exactly.  The Salvation Army has more members than the Canadian Army.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on December 01, 2005, 09:26:26 PM
The Salavation Army is a dangerous paramilitary organization though, according to the Russians at least.  Canadians, alas, havent been dangerous since Verdun.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 01, 2005, 09:28:21 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: East Coast Hustleif Canada had a military.

ZING!

Hah, I remember when the Canddians sent a warship with supplies to New Orleans.  My Canadian friends even said "wtf, we have a warship?"

Exactly.  The Salvation Army has more members than the Canadian Army.

Not anymore. Hoshiko and I have taken them hostage. We may use some of them for bodies parts for Bella's zombie family.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on December 08, 2005, 03:31:49 PM
So the Liberal Party in Canada, in an attempt to secure votes in the unwelcome upcoming election, has put forth the concept of banning handguns for anyone whose occupation doesn't require one (like cops and pimps).

I like the idea, but somehow don't think it'll work.  Most of the people carrying guns aren't just waving them around willy-nilly - unless they're at the corner of Jane and Finch.

Is this how it is in Britain, or can you own a handgun there if you have it registered?

And does anyone think this will work?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on December 08, 2005, 03:36:52 PM
All handguns are banned over here.  Any firearms require alot of background checks and paperwork and can only be for very few purposes, such as extermination of vermin on farms.

It basically sucks.  If it does happen, expect your black market in hand guns and gun-related crimes to shoot up, like they did over here.  Also, your Olympic pistol team will probably leave the country.  Ours now live in Switzerland for most of the year.
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Post by: Shecky D. Albino on December 10, 2005, 06:22:29 AM
Quote from: CainAlso, your Olympic pistol team will probably leave the country.  Ours now live in Switzerland for most of the year.


Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
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Post by: Cain on December 10, 2005, 09:41:21 AM
Quote from: Shecky D. Albino
Quote from: CainAlso, your Olympic pistol team will probably leave the country.  Ours now live in Switzerland for most of the year.


Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Possibly, if you like the Olympic team.  They probably don't mind, but...
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on January 09, 2006, 03:27:00 PM
So.

Ehud Olmert.  

Enrico was at a spa in Tangiers with Olmert years ago and is pretty sure he urinated in the pool.  He didn't get a red circle floating around him, but sometimes you know.

What do others think of Olmert?
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Post by: Cain on January 09, 2006, 03:33:02 PM
Heh "Olmert", what a silly name.
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Post by: Enrico Salazar on January 09, 2006, 05:05:00 PM
Enrico finds the name mildly arousing.
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Post by: Bella on January 09, 2006, 05:18:46 PM
Enr!co finds everything mildly arousing.

At the very least.
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Post by: Cain on January 09, 2006, 05:21:55 PM
They're only reacting to the presence of Enr!co, who makes everyone near him aroused by virtue of proximity to such a glorious faggot.
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Post by: Enrico Salazar on January 09, 2006, 05:22:17 PM
Is true.

Except Hilary Rodham Clinton.
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Post by: Bella on January 09, 2006, 05:28:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarIs true.

Except Hilary Rodham Clinton.
That's not what I heard, Enr!co. Rumor has it that the former Co-President was seen snuggling with a certain deposed dictator in the back row of Airforce One a few years back.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on January 09, 2006, 05:38:06 PM
Is true.  Enrico meant NOW.

In the day, Hilary was the height of eroticism.  She may have smacked of  wearing too much Old Spice but under her stiff pantsuits melted a heart of pure PVC . . . many was the night that Hilary would pour hot melted vinyl onto Enrico's chest hair and rip out with her teeth.

The NIN song 'Closer' was actually written by Enrico about Hilary . . . (he had to sell it to Trent Reznor when he owed him over $7000 in ground bone for snorting) but dig lyrics:

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

help me
i broke apart my insides
help me
i've got no soul to sell
help me
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything

help me
tear down my reason
help me
it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me
think of somebody else

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed

you
get
me closer to god

through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
from inide your hive
you are the reason i stay alive


Now that is truly a Salazorian love song.
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Post by: Bella on January 09, 2006, 05:44:37 PM
Sigh, that love song always brings a tear to my eye, Enr!co. And now that I know the true story behind you and Hilary......the vinyl in your chest hair (gawd that's romantic), the old spice, stiff pantsuits, the power, the money, it's all too romantic to bear.
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Post by: hooplala on January 24, 2006, 02:24:41 PM
Ok, I never put stock in countries . . . I have never been patriotic let alone nationalistic, but I now officially renounce my citizenship.

I'm moving to Chad.
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Post by: LMNO on January 24, 2006, 02:25:24 PM
Pregnant, or Hanging?
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Post by: hooplala on January 24, 2006, 02:35:19 PM
Chad the country.
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Post by: Cain on January 24, 2006, 02:37:45 PM
Chad sucks.  They speak French, have deserts and not much else.  I expect even your Canadian dollars would convert well though.
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Post by: hooplala on January 24, 2006, 02:43:10 PM
I like the desert.  

And I don't mind the French as long as I have a truncheon.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Toots on January 24, 2006, 08:24:35 PM
A country full of guys named Chad can't be that bad.
Wait for me Baron. I have burned my citizenship card.
The Canadian version of Dubya is in power, there is nothing left to hope for except swift merciful death...or a ticket to Chad.

::waiting with bated breath until gay marriage, abortion, and the free vote gets axed by Prime Minister Rapist Eyes::
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 24, 2006, 08:50:02 PM
The Tequilahadeen has decided to take the entire nation of Chad (and anyone else with the name, including their sisters and relatives too) hostage until further notice.

Release our wrongly imprisoned Great North American Prairie Squid, or more will follow.

(We fly planes into buildings too, but only cuz we drink so much.)
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Post by: hooplala on January 24, 2006, 08:54:49 PM
I changed my mind already anyway, take it.  Or them.  Or whatever.

I'm going to Togo.
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Post by: Toots on January 24, 2006, 09:00:51 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI changed my mind already anyway, take it.  Or them.  Or whatever.

I'm going to Togo.

DON'T wait up for me. I have reserved myself a spot on Bora-Bora.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 24, 2006, 09:14:24 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI changed my mind already anyway, take it.  Or them.  Or whatever.

I'm going to Togo.

The Pacific Islanders were sold to Chef D years ago man. You have to talk to him for permission to go there.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on January 24, 2006, 09:19:46 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI changed my mind already anyway, take it.  Or them.  Or whatever.

I'm going to Togo.

The Pacific Islanders were sold to Chef D years ago man. You have to talk to him for permission to go there.

What are you rabbiting on about?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 24, 2006, 09:21:37 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI changed my mind already anyway, take it.  Or them.  Or whatever.

I'm going to Togo.

The Pacific Islanders were sold to Chef D years ago man. You have to talk to him for permission to go there.

What are you rabbiting on about?

Because Chef D was then sold to some French Canadians.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on January 24, 2006, 09:23:29 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI changed my mind already anyway, take it.  Or them.  Or whatever.

I'm going to Togo.

The Pacific Islanders were sold to Chef D years ago man. You have to talk to him for permission to go there.

What are you rabbiting on about?

Because Chef D was then sold to some French Canadians.

I know those French Canadians, a dirty filthy foul-mouthed lot they were.  I think he will enjoy himself.

You said Pacific Islanders, though - what's that about?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 24, 2006, 09:29:55 PM
he's confusing Togo with Tonga.

easily done, except that Togoan women are slightly less heinous-looking than Tongan women.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on January 24, 2006, 09:32:45 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlehe's confusing Togo with Tonga.

easily done, except that Togoan women are slightly less heinous-looking than Tongan women.

And AWAAAAAAY I go!
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Toots on January 24, 2006, 09:33:51 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlehe's confusing Togo with Tonga.

easily done, except that Togoan women are slightly less heinous-looking than Tongan women.

Shh, don't tell the Baron, he only likes heinous looking women...I saw him hitting on Diabo just the other day.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Toots on January 24, 2006, 10:45:49 PM
Dear Enrico,
I am confused by this article which seems to suggest that democracy in Canada is not all it is cracked up to be.
Please to explain?

http://rabble.ca/everyones_a_critic.shtml?sh_itm=165766d8bac3692098c75c3fc6d87a3c&rXn=1&
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on January 25, 2006, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: TootsDear Enrico,
I am confused by this article which seems to suggest that democracy in Canada is not all it is cracked up to be.
Please to explain?

http://rabble.ca/everyones_a_critic.shtml?sh_itm=165766d8bac3692098c75c3fc6d87a3c&rXn=1&

Is fact that Canada is like little brother who has older brother who is cooler . . . so little brother buys leather jacket but finds out it is really hide of Dachshund . . .

First they elect big wannabe Nazi to be like America and now they claim election was rigged, just like America.

Soon they will have French Canadian versions of Paris Hilton and Tara Reid . . .

And then Enrico will be moving to Canada.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 25, 2006, 03:42:44 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Soon they will have French Canadian versions of Paris Hilton and Tara Reid

that's already happened. They're currently going to school in my town.

ECH,
loves those crazy Quebecoise girls
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2006, 03:44:35 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Soon they will have French Canadian versions of Paris Hilton and Tara Reid

that's already happened. They're currently going to school in my town.

ECH,
loves those crazy Quebecoise girls




FUCKING CAUGHT!


So, what do I fucking win?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on January 25, 2006, 03:46:53 PM
A fuck?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2006, 04:51:41 PM
Fuck that!


Wait... A fucking fuck from fucking who?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 25, 2006, 05:14:44 PM
check the times, fucktards. I posted that BEFORE I promised to say "fuck" all day long.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2006, 05:27:23 PM
Bullshit.

(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2407/proof28ct.png) (http://imageshack.us)


(pwned)
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on January 25, 2006, 05:32:38 PM
(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/7186/snap25vh.jpg)
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 25, 2006, 05:53:32 PM
fuck. busted.

although, I did fuck both of the Quebecoise chicks I was referring to in that post...does that count?
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on January 25, 2006, 05:54:50 PM
:lol:
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Toots on January 25, 2006, 06:11:53 PM
That's fucking close, but no cigar.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2006, 06:23:24 PM
Quote from: TootsThat's fucking close, but no cigar.

Unless he pulled a "Clinton"...





::rimshot::
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Toots on January 25, 2006, 06:31:20 PM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: TootsThat's fucking close, but no cigar.

Unless he pulled a "Clinton"...





::rimshot::

(http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/1356.gif)
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 25, 2006, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlehe's confusing Togo with Tonga.

easily done, except that Togoan women are slightly less heinous-looking than Tongan women.

Fuckity fucking you're right.

I got confused.

Togoan women are at least liftable.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 25, 2006, 07:03:16 PM
well of course they are...their diet consists mostly of sand and swamp roots. It's hard to get fat when you're eating 20 calories a day and churning out kids for your shiftless husband who pretends to be a Ivoireian rebel on the lam in order to avoid getting a fucking job.
Title: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 25, 2006, 07:14:06 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlewell of course they are...their diet consists mostly of sand and swamp roots. It's hard to get fat when you're eating 20 calories a day and churning out kids for your shiftless husband who pretends to be a Ivoireian rebel on the lam in order to avoid getting a fucking job.

Those fuckers. They have been known to score good drugs from time to time.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on July 03, 2007, 04:48:51 PM
So . . . . .  Ann Coulter is a man?
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on July 03, 2007, 05:00:25 PM
Ann have much body hair, but still have a gooya, and boy DO she! 

She like old sad songs on radio like "What A Girl Want".  She like paintings of board game boards.  She just bough Monopoly last time Enrico speak to her, she was stupid happy.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on April 29, 2008, 09:47:51 PM
So.


Who want to fuck Hilary Clinton?  She has sexy mustache, no?  Snd Enrico like the way she always is pretending she know somebody in crowd, and recognize them with wave.  Is old dictator trick.

Enrico think she will look good screaming from up on a balcony down to rabble below.

This country may still work out OK.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: e on April 29, 2008, 09:49:00 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 29, 2008, 09:47:51 PM
Enrico think she will look good screaming from up on a balcony down to rabble below.

I could see that.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2008, 11:47:48 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 29, 2008, 09:47:51 PM
So.


Who want to fuck Hilary Clinton?  She has sexy mustache, no?  Snd Enrico like the way she always is pretending she know somebody in crowd, and recognize them with wave.  Is old dictator trick.

Enrico think she will look good screaming from up on a balcony down to rabble below.

This country may still work out OK.

But McCain has the rage/hate thing down pat.  I could totally see him going all Kim Jung Il on the joint chiefs of staff.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on April 30, 2008, 02:18:57 PM
Is true.

Perhaps we could get Rael to clone Clinton/McCain hybrid of love?  Would be even better than Enrico as leader - is almost impossible to think about.  It give Enrico glorious icecream headache.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on April 30, 2008, 02:30:00 PM
But Obama has better hair!

BETTER HAIR!

http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2004/07/08/loc_kerrydayton08.html
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2008, 06:43:17 PM
I really think the time has come for a President with better hair.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2008, 11:36:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2008, 06:43:17 PM
I really think the time has come for a President with better hair.

I've been preaching my theory of government and hair for years.

Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on April 30, 2008, 11:39:47 PM
Kim Jong Il is living proof of this system.

The current one is Kim Jong Il, yes?  I always get the names mixed up....
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 30, 2008, 11:41:13 PM
Obama has the look of a truly great dictator... all he needs is a little more mustache and a little less eyebrow:
(http://www.discoflux.com/images/obama.png)
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on April 30, 2008, 11:42:37 PM
 :lol:  Just asking: why the lack of eyebrows?
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 30, 2008, 11:44:05 PM
it makes him look like he's so hard at work championing the People that he sweat them off. and it just completes the look for some reason.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on May 01, 2008, 12:00:14 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on May 13, 2008, 02:35:50 PM
So... when is the Democratic candidate finalized?
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on May 13, 2008, 03:08:12 PM
Anyone?

Anyone?

Beuller?
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: AFK on May 13, 2008, 03:14:24 PM
When Hillary encounters actual sniper fire? 
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Darth Cupcake on May 13, 2008, 05:42:51 PM
I was gonna guess "never." But maybe "when the apocalypse happens" is another viable option.

Another election, another round of Watch The Dems Tear Themselves Apart From The Insides. It's the Republicans don't even have to try!
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: AFK on May 13, 2008, 05:47:17 PM
I'm not so sure about that.  I think that if Obama doesn't actually pick Hillary as his VP, he'll at least pick a Hillary surrogate, someone that her voters will want to support. 

Also remember what kind of turn out the Democrats have had at these primaries as compared to the Republicans, it's been record breaking.  If you have the young guy, for "Hope and Change" agains the out of touch old-guy who admits he doesn't understand the economy, the way I see it, McCain will have an uphill battle against Obama.  Especially if those who turned out for the Primaries also vote in the General election.

It will be up to the McCain campaign to step up the "get out the vote" efforts, to somehow convince those who couldn't bother with the primaries to bother with the general election. 
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on May 13, 2008, 06:05:16 PM
MCain is reportedly considering Huckabee as his VP, to shore up support from the evangelical crowd.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Roo on May 13, 2008, 08:44:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on May 13, 2008, 05:47:17 PM
It will be up to the McCain campaign to step up the "get out the vote" efforts, to somehow convince those who couldn't bother with the primaries to bother with the general election. 

As well as those who weren't allowed to vote in the primaries to vote in the general election. Cuz in many states, unless you're registered specifically as a republican or democrat, you're SOL.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: AFK on May 13, 2008, 08:47:48 PM
Certainly there will be a big fight over the independents who didn't have a chance to cast a vote in the primaries.  That's what makes Bob Barr and Ralph Nader's presences in the race at least mildly interesting.  In the end, I think they cancel each other out, but it might at least bring us some comical news footage to keep it interesting. 
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on May 30, 2008, 08:08:44 PM
Serious question:

I don't pay a hell of a lot of attention to politics... so I was hoping someone could help me out with this. 

I know Ron Paul gets ribbed a lot on this forum, but I was just listening to an interview with him and he seemed like an interesting candidate.

So, what is the problem with him?
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on May 30, 2008, 08:10:32 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 30, 2008, 08:08:44 PM
Serious question:

I don't pay a hell of a lot of attention to politics... so I was hoping someone could help me out with this. 

I know Ron Paul gets ribbed a lot on this forum, but I was just listening to an interview with him and he seemed like an interesting candidate.

So, what is the problem with him?

He's a NeoConfederate, in short.

Also see http://ronpaulsurvivalreport.blogspot.com/ and http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=site%3Adneiwert.blogspot.com+ron+paul&btnG=Search&meta=
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LMNO on May 30, 2008, 08:11:02 PM
He wants to abolish the federal reserve, the Department of Education, and pretty much every federal program that exists.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on May 30, 2008, 08:14:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2008, 08:11:02 PM
He wants to abolish the federal reserve, the Department of Education, and pretty much every federal program that exists.

Psh, dont give a shit about that.

He's friends with Christian theocrat Gary North, has played every far-right conspiracy theory going and is nothing less than the candidate for the Heavily Guarded Compound crowd.  The people really behind him are the sort of people who cheered at the Oklahoma Bombing and think abortionists should be murdered.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2008, 08:21:40 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 30, 2008, 08:08:44 PM
Serious question:

I don't pay a hell of a lot of attention to politics... so I was hoping someone could help me out with this. 

I know Ron Paul gets ribbed a lot on this forum, but I was just listening to an interview with him and he seemed like an interesting candidate.

So, what is the problem with him?

His weird, creepy, fanatical followers.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on May 30, 2008, 08:33:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 30, 2008, 08:14:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2008, 08:11:02 PM
He wants to abolish the federal reserve, the Department of Education, and pretty much every federal program that exists.

Psh, dont give a shit about that.

He's friends with Christian theocrat Gary North, has played every far-right conspiracy theory going and is nothing less than the candidate for the Heavily Guarded Compound crowd.  The people really behind him are the sort of people who cheered at the Oklahoma Bombing and think abortionists should be murdered.

People who think abortionists should be murdered don't sound like what Libertarianism is supposed to be about though, do they?  Or do I have the wrong idea about Libertarianism?
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Cain on May 30, 2008, 08:53:27 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 30, 2008, 08:33:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 30, 2008, 08:14:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2008, 08:11:02 PM
He wants to abolish the federal reserve, the Department of Education, and pretty much every federal program that exists.

Psh, dont give a shit about that.

He's friends with Christian theocrat Gary North, has played every far-right conspiracy theory going and is nothing less than the candidate for the Heavily Guarded Compound crowd.  The people really behind him are the sort of people who cheered at the Oklahoma Bombing and think abortionists should be murdered.

People who think abortionists should be murdered don't sound like what Libertarianism is supposed to be about though, do they?  Or do I have the wrong idea about Libertarianism?

Ron Paul isn't really a Libertarian.

He's in favour of states being able to legislate away rights enshrined in the Constitution and is opposed to the Federal Reserve and UN on the basis they are part of a militarist bankers conspiracy - not that they interfere with the free market and autonomy of the individual.  He'd have no problem with a state taking away every single right a person has - just so long as the Federal government doesnt do it.  The links explain it pretty well.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on May 30, 2008, 08:55:18 PM
Ok, thank you very much... I will check that link when I get home.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on December 03, 2008, 03:53:15 PM
So..... anyone heard what's been going on in Canadian politics this week?
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2008, 03:55:21 PM
Isn't it kind of like a more peaceful version of what's going on in Thailand? 

Basically the minorty parties want to gang up and throw out the PM right? 
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Suu on December 03, 2008, 03:59:27 PM
Canada has politics? I though Stephen Harper was a real estate agent.

(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3329/roflbotxg9kxr9.jpg)
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on December 03, 2008, 04:02:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2008, 03:55:21 PM
Isn't it kind of like a more peaceful version of what's going on in Thailand? 

Basically the minorty parties want to gang up and throw out the PM right? 

Bingo.  I'm loving it.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2008, 04:17:10 PM
When I was up visiting the folks for Turkey Weekend, I spent my nights watching The National on CBC. 
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: hooplala on December 03, 2008, 04:19:42 PM
You have my sympathy.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on March 04, 2010, 06:55:53 PM
Why this thread is in Apple Talk still?
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 06:57:01 PM
Because "Piracy" is still winning the poll.
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Enrico Salazar on March 04, 2010, 07:03:29 PM
This is different from standard politics how?
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 07:03:35 PM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 07:04:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 07:03:35 PM
:argh!:

:digtbk: