Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 pm

Title: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 pm
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Richter on February 08, 2013, 08:33:36 pm
7.  Fandom everywhere.
8.  SIGILZ
9.  IM A BIG SHOT OVER AT.....
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 08, 2013, 08:33:57 pm
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?

there's the UmadBro?! type as well.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:34:38 pm
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?

there's the UmadBro?! type as well.

Specifically, the life cycle of the noob evangelist.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:35:35 pm
10.  Claims to be Emperor Norton II, Eris, etc.
11.  Cites RAW as the source of True Discordia™.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:36:11 pm
12.  Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Cain on February 08, 2013, 08:36:34 pm
12.  Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).


Beat me to it  :argh!:
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 08, 2013, 08:58:56 pm
13. No no, I didn't mean that I meant [barely revised restatement of exactly the thing they just said they did not mean].
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Pergamos on February 08, 2013, 08:59:56 pm
"Oh but I'm so outlandish" belongs in there, doesn't it?
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Salty on February 08, 2013, 10:21:57 pm
14. "Oh no, good fellows, I was only just trolling. Really, I'm just like you guys, we can be buddies now."
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 08, 2013, 10:25:05 pm
15. If you knew me IRL, you would like me.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 10:31:01 pm
16.  The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Richter on February 08, 2013, 10:57:19 pm
16.  The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).

Synonymous with ASSBURGERS?
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Richter on February 08, 2013, 10:58:44 pm
17.  Look at my fetish / lifestyle / all the sex I am getting!  (beyond just platonic outlandish)
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: AFK on February 08, 2013, 11:07:34 pm
18.  Hi, my name is Steve Jackson.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Cain on February 08, 2013, 11:07:45 pm
18.  Some of you guys insulted me, so you ALL SUCK.  FUCK YOU, GO DIE IN A FIRE, COCKMONGLERS.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: AFK on February 08, 2013, 11:08:48 pm
19.  Hi, I'm mired in cartoonish delusion. 
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 08, 2013, 11:17:25 pm
20. I have it on good authority that both Hanna and Barbera were Discordians.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 11:18:57 pm
Note to self:  Trash RWHN's next thread.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 08, 2013, 11:20:44 pm
21: MAYJICKKKKKCK
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Trivial on February 09, 2013, 02:14:24 am
OH GOD I HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS?!!!  THE PRESSURE!!!
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Don Coyote on February 09, 2013, 02:20:50 am
OH GOD I HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS?!!!  THE PRESSURE!!!

 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: ńͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 09, 2013, 08:37:39 am
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2013, 06:32:01 pm
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.

Which is, of course, the fault of TGRR and Nigel.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 10, 2013, 06:44:31 pm
LOOK AT MY OUTLANDISH UNFUNNY CARTOONS/BAD PHOTOS/SHITTY WRITING

repeat

repeat

repeat

BUTTHURRRRRRRT
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2013, 06:52:20 pm
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.

Which is, of course, the fault of TGRR and Nigel.

We're Bad People™.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2013, 06:52:37 pm
LOOK AT MY OUTLANDISH UNFUNNY CARTOONS/BAD PHOTOS/SHITTY WRITING

repeat

repeat

repeat

BUTTHURRRRRRRT

This.

So, so, so much this.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Mangrove on February 10, 2013, 07:05:19 pm
"My racist* humor makes me edgy and more liberated than you!"


*Can also be substituted for sexism, or paedophillia.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2013, 03:31:42 am
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: AFK on February 11, 2013, 03:36:15 am
I don't think Laz was terribly fond of you.  Does that count?
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Don Coyote on February 11, 2013, 03:48:49 am
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

Too FABULOUS?
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 11, 2013, 10:51:53 am
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

Too FABULOUS?

Probably this.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 11, 2013, 12:26:12 pm
14. "Oh no, good fellows, I was only just trolling. Really, I'm just like you guys, we can be buddies now."

THIS!
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 11, 2013, 12:28:08 pm
23. Bacon
24. Zombies
25. Big Bang Theory
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 11, 2013, 03:18:50 pm
23. Bacon
24. Zombies
25. Big Bang Theory

i don't recall having any problems with any of those in this neighborhood...
although bacon is well admired, it's not disproportionately lauded.
zombie conversations occur on occasion, but they haven't been as trendy as elsewhere.
and i don't recall anyone mentioning big bang theory at all.


edit to sanitize on account of puns
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 11, 2013, 03:57:36 pm
23. Bacon
24. Zombies
25. Big Bang Theory

i don't recall having any problems with any of those in this neighborhood...
although bacon is well admired, it doesn't clog up our threads.
zombie conversations shamble through on occasion, but there hasn't been a widespread outbreak that i've seen.
and i don't recall anyone mentioning big bang theory at all.

 :nopunsplease:
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 11, 2013, 04:08:25 pm
:nopunsplease:

 :oops:
excuse me.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: insideout on February 11, 2013, 05:24:44 pm
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Do you count as this type of n00b if your life is totally boring and you really don't have anything to post about but you find the time to browse here while waiting for stupid mindless shit processes that you have to monitor to finish running?

I have all these fun ideas of projects and hijinx to pull off floating in my head, but I mostly don't give a shit enough to do them.

I don't think that makes me the typical n00b, just a boring wannabe discordian who usually can't get past his apathy enough to actually do something.

oops, I'm spoiling my apathy by posting something.

o well.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 11, 2013, 05:29:09 pm
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Do you count as this type of n00b if your life is totally boring and you really don't have anything to post about but you find the time to browse here while waiting for stupid mindless shit processes that you have to monitor to finish running?

I have all these fun ideas of projects and hijinx to pull off floating in my head, but I mostly don't give a shit enough to do them.

I don't think that makes me the typical n00b, just a boring wannabe discordian who usually can't get past his apathy enough to actually do something.

oops, I'm spoiling my apathy by posting something.

o well.

Being the wrong kind of noob is usually like being crazy. If you're worried that you qualify, you don't.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 11, 2013, 07:03:49 pm
Crazy people worry about being crazy, too. Doubly so as normal folks who haven't experienced being wrong before :tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2013, 01:22:15 am
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

EVERYBODY loves Big Gay Cowboys.

NO EXCEPTIONS.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 12, 2013, 03:15:12 am
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

EVERYBODY loves Big Gay Cowboys.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

YES. AND THIS IS PROOF, NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS TO THE CONTRARY
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2013, 04:28:21 am
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

Well, two things:

1.  What Nigel said.

2.  You're too NICE and REASONABLE.  You are willing to at least give the impression of looking at both sides of a story, when I am telling the person to SHUT UP SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP, and I DON'T look at both sides of the story when one side makes sense and the other is just STUPID.  I am not a diplomat.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 12, 2013, 09:15:00 am
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

I think DK hated you very nearly as much as he hated me, and you didn't even play any dirty tricks on him.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: LMNO on February 12, 2013, 01:15:44 pm
Ok, yeah.  DK.  Phew!

I should check that thread out again sometime so I can see how high my blood pressure can go.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2013, 03:34:36 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2013, 06:12:03 pm
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 12, 2013, 07:25:39 pm
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?

how the fuck did I manage to forget that one
:facepalm:
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Salty on February 12, 2013, 09:00:20 pm
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?

That would be super fun. We could send out mass emails to PD members letting them know, far and wide, that some hapless Bingo Discordian has landed.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 12, 2013, 09:57:18 pm
I'm looking forward to interrupting one, halfway through his third consecutive snowflake-thread, by yelling "HOUSE!"  :lulz:
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 13, 2013, 02:49:36 am
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?

 :lulz: Yes.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:02 pm
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

Bump
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 15, 2014, 08:10:44 pm
7. Nice thread you've got here, let me tell you a little more about myself.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:12:41 pm
8. Here is my obnoxious idiot view because stupid reasons. Behold my intellect.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:14:25 pm
Also, it is incredible how people still try and tick off all 6 there.

And depressing. Very depressing.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Salty on June 15, 2014, 08:16:20 pm
10. I have developed a never-before seen use of the English language!
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:19:19 pm
11 - I knew this kid who died so listen to me.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Salty on June 15, 2014, 08:37:18 pm
12. I am incomprehensible asshole, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Eater of Clowns on June 15, 2014, 08:45:36 pm
13. Hi my name's EoC.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: UB on June 15, 2014, 08:50:25 pm
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

Bump

- Fuck you, snots.
- There is NOT enough beer in my fridge.
- I have the whole fucking day OFF.
- Ah, how swee'eet! A board full of fucked in the head posters!
- Gee'eesh, who's dealing the medications to THESE, er, um, rather.... ratners.
- I'm not here to do favors.
- BUT I THOUGHT all you Discordians HATED by natural defense!

BEST thought of trickery YET:

- The Devils' Own.

*No, it's not a level of higher nor the denial of Intellectual Existence. It's simply the gut rot of spews and spitting spells of mis-propagated dwellers*

Best advice YET:  "This is NOT a pissing contest"  (And damn, damn, I could even aim)

Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:50:56 pm
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: UB on June 15, 2014, 08:52:53 pm
7. Nice thread you've got here, let me tell you a little more about myself.

Perfectly induced DramasCreamer... No sugar needed, just add *I*.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 pm
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: UB on June 15, 2014, 08:54:10 pm
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?

hahaha

- Whining United, Ranting Separately.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: UB on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 pm
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 pm
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 09:13:08 pm
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?

hahaha

- Whining United, Ranting Separately.

How scathing. I shall surely weep myself into a state of dehydration.

Don't you have another room to be self important in?
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 09:13:24 pm
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

Bump

- Fuck you, snots.
- There is NOT enough beer in my fridge.
- I have the whole fucking day OFF.
- Ah, how swee'eet! A board full of fucked in the head posters!
- Gee'eesh, who's dealing the medications to THESE, er, um, rather.... ratners.
- I'm not here to do favors.
- BUT I THOUGHT all you Discordians HATED by natural defense!

BEST thought of trickery YET:

- The Devils' Own.

*No, it's not a level of higher nor the denial of Intellectual Existence. It's simply the gut rot of spews and spitting spells of mis-propagated dwellers*

Best advice YET:  "This is NOT a pissing contest"  (And damn, damn, I could even aim)

Fucking hippie.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: UB on June 15, 2014, 09:27:44 pm
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Even better: عميل تجريبي الرئيسية من المحتاجين. هو عقلك المحتاجين ؟

Though, translation errors are not something I'm responsible for.  :)
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: UB on June 15, 2014, 09:31:13 pm
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?

hahaha

- Whining United, Ranting Separately.

How scathing. I shall surely weep myself into a state of dehydration.

Don't you have another room to be self important in?

Promise?

Sadly, no. Studying online. 
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: UB on June 15, 2014, 09:36:55 pm
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

Bump

- Fuck you, snots.
- There is NOT enough beer in my fridge.
- I have the whole fucking day OFF.
- Ah, how swee'eet! A board full of fucked in the head posters!
- Gee'eesh, who's dealing the medications to THESE, er, um, rather.... ratners.
- I'm not here to do favors.
- BUT I THOUGHT all you Discordians HATED by natural defense!

BEST thought of trickery YET:

- The Devils' Own.

*No, it's not a level of higher nor the denial of Intellectual Existence. It's simply the gut rot of spews and spitting spells of mis-propagated dwellers*

Best advice YET:  "This is NOT a pissing contest"  (And damn, damn, I could even aim)

Fucking hippie.

Haha...  NOPE

http://youtu.be/vSt6OezOAwg (http://youtu.be/vSt6OezOAwg)
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 15, 2014, 11:30:37 pm
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 16, 2014, 12:00:19 am
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.

What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 16, 2014, 01:18:26 am
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.

What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.

I think you are Inge, too.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:04:19 am
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.

What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.

I think you are Inge, too.

IPs don't match.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Ben Shapiro on June 16, 2014, 04:01:16 am
16. MY ASS HURTS
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 16, 2014, 05:30:50 am
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.

What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.

I think you are Inge, too.

IPs don't match.

Fair enough. Ignored them both, anyway.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Salty on June 16, 2014, 06:01:00 am
Ron Paul, IMHO, is all right. He gets too excited and that's just swell.

The other fuck is a butthurt Utopian, thrashing violently from Teh Roger Terrors. It'll pass once the enema clears. Unless it doesn't.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 16, 2014, 07:09:03 am
Ron Paul, IMHO, is all right. He gets too excited and that's just swell.

The other fuck is a butthurt Utopian, thrashing violently from Teh Roger Terrors. It'll pass once the enema clears. Unless it doesn't.

Un-impacting bowels can be a bitch, what with all the shit spewing and butthurt.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: UB on June 16, 2014, 01:27:26 pm
*digging* through the archives....

"We shall."

Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 03:04:47 am
Ron Paul, IMHO, is all right. He gets too excited and that's just swell.

The other fuck is a butthurt Utopian, thrashing violently from Teh Roger Terrors. It'll pass once the enema clears. Unless it doesn't.

When Ron Paul loses his shit, amazing things happen.

He rants like a KING.
Title: Re: The Checklist
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2015, 07:56:37 pm
Bump