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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#1
February 08, 2013, 08:33:36 PM
7.  Fandom everywhere.
8.  SIGILZ
9.  IM A BIG SHOT OVER AT.....
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Elder Iptuous

#2
February 08, 2013, 08:33:57 PM
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?

there's the UmadBro?! type as well.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 08, 2013, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 08, 2013, 08:33:57 PM
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?

there's the UmadBro?! type as well.

Specifically, the life cycle of the noob evangelist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
February 08, 2013, 08:35:35 PM
10.  Claims to be Emperor Norton II, Eris, etc.
11.  Cites RAW as the source of True Discordia™.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 08, 2013, 08:36:11 PM
12.  Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#6
February 08, 2013, 08:36:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:36:11 PM
12.  Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).


Beat me to it  :argh!:

tyrannosaurus vex

#7
February 08, 2013, 08:58:56 PM
13. No no, I didn't mean that I meant [barely revised restatement of exactly the thing they just said they did not mean].
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Pergamos

#8
February 08, 2013, 08:59:56 PM
"Oh but I'm so outlandish" belongs in there, doesn't it?

Salty

#9
February 08, 2013, 10:21:57 PM
14. "Oh no, good fellows, I was only just trolling. Really, I'm just like you guys, we can be buddies now."
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
February 08, 2013, 10:25:05 PM
15. If you knew me IRL, you would like me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
February 08, 2013, 10:31:01 PM
16.  The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#12
February 08, 2013, 10:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 10:31:01 PM
16.  The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).

Synonymous with ASSBURGERS?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Richter

#13
February 08, 2013, 10:58:44 PM
17.  Look at my fetish / lifestyle / all the sex I am getting!  (beyond just platonic outlandish)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#14
February 08, 2013, 11:07:34 PM
18.  Hi, my name is Steve Jackson.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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