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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2013, 03:48:49 am »
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

Too FABULOUS?
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2013, 10:51:53 am »
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

Too FABULOUS?

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2013, 12:26:12 pm »
14. "Oh no, good fellows, I was only just trolling. Really, I'm just like you guys, we can be buddies now."

THIS!

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2013, 12:28:08 pm »
23. Bacon
24. Zombies
25. Big Bang Theory

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2013, 03:18:50 pm »
23. Bacon
24. Zombies
25. Big Bang Theory

i don't recall having any problems with any of those in this neighborhood...
although bacon is well admired, it's not disproportionately lauded.
zombie conversations occur on occasion, but they haven't been as trendy as elsewhere.
and i don't recall anyone mentioning big bang theory at all.


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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2013, 03:57:36 pm »
23. Bacon
24. Zombies
25. Big Bang Theory

i don't recall having any problems with any of those in this neighborhood...
although bacon is well admired, it doesn't clog up our threads.
zombie conversations shamble through on occasion, but there hasn't been a widespread outbreak that i've seen.
and i don't recall anyone mentioning big bang theory at all.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2013, 04:08:25 pm »

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2013, 05:24:44 pm »
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Do you count as this type of n00b if your life is totally boring and you really don't have anything to post about but you find the time to browse here while waiting for stupid mindless shit processes that you have to monitor to finish running?

I have all these fun ideas of projects and hijinx to pull off floating in my head, but I mostly don't give a shit enough to do them.

I don't think that makes me the typical n00b, just a boring wannabe discordian who usually can't get past his apathy enough to actually do something.

oops, I'm spoiling my apathy by posting something.

o well.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2013, 05:29:09 pm »
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Do you count as this type of n00b if your life is totally boring and you really don't have anything to post about but you find the time to browse here while waiting for stupid mindless shit processes that you have to monitor to finish running?

I have all these fun ideas of projects and hijinx to pull off floating in my head, but I mostly don't give a shit enough to do them.

I don't think that makes me the typical n00b, just a boring wannabe discordian who usually can't get past his apathy enough to actually do something.

oops, I'm spoiling my apathy by posting something.

o well.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2013, 07:03:49 pm »
Crazy people worry about being crazy, too. Doubly so as normal folks who haven't experienced being wrong before :tinfoilhat:
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2013, 01:22:15 am »
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2013, 03:15:12 am »
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

EVERYBODY loves Big Gay Cowboys.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

YES. AND THIS IS PROOF, NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS TO THE CONTRARY
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2013, 04:28:21 am »
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

Well, two things:

1.  What Nigel said.

2.  You're too NICE and REASONABLE.  You are willing to at least give the impression of looking at both sides of a story, when I am telling the person to SHUT UP SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP, and I DON'T look at both sides of the story when one side makes sense and the other is just STUPID.  I am not a diplomat.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2013, 09:15:00 am »
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.

It's. Just.  Not. Fair.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2013, 01:15:44 pm »
Ok, yeah.  DK.  Phew!

I should check that thread out again sometime so I can see how high my blood pressure can go.