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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2013, 03:34:36 pm »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2013, 06:12:03 pm »
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2013, 07:25:39 pm »
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?

how the fuck did I manage to forget that one
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2013, 09:00:20 pm »
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?

That would be super fun. We could send out mass emails to PD members letting them know, far and wide, that some hapless Bingo Discordian has landed.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2013, 09:57:18 pm »
I'm looking forward to interrupting one, halfway through his third consecutive snowflake-thread, by yelling "HOUSE!"  :lulz:
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #50 on: February 13, 2013, 02:49:36 am »
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?

 :lulz: Yes.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2014, 07:52:02 pm »
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #52 on: June 15, 2014, 08:10:44 pm »
7. Nice thread you've got here, let me tell you a little more about myself.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2014, 08:12:41 pm »
8. Here is my obnoxious idiot view because stupid reasons. Behold my intellect.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2014, 08:14:25 pm »
Also, it is incredible how people still try and tick off all 6 there.

And depressing. Very depressing.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2014, 08:16:20 pm »
10. I have developed a never-before seen use of the English language!
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2014, 08:19:19 pm »
11 - I knew this kid who died so listen to me.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2014, 08:37:18 pm »
12. I am incomprehensible asshole, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2014, 08:45:36 pm »
13. Hi my name's EoC.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2014, 08:50:25 pm »
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

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