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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #75 on: June 16, 2014, 04:01:16 am »
16. MY ASS HURTS

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #76 on: June 16, 2014, 05:30:50 am »
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.

What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.

I think you are Inge, too.

IPs don't match.

Fair enough. Ignored them both, anyway.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #77 on: June 16, 2014, 06:01:00 am »
Ron Paul, IMHO, is all right. He gets too excited and that's just swell.

The other fuck is a butthurt Utopian, thrashing violently from Teh Roger Terrors. It'll pass once the enema clears. Unless it doesn't.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #78 on: June 16, 2014, 07:09:03 am »
Ron Paul, IMHO, is all right. He gets too excited and that's just swell.

The other fuck is a butthurt Utopian, thrashing violently from Teh Roger Terrors. It'll pass once the enema clears. Unless it doesn't.

Un-impacting bowels can be a bitch, what with all the shit spewing and butthurt.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #79 on: June 16, 2014, 01:27:26 pm »
*digging* through the archives....

"We shall."

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #80 on: June 17, 2014, 03:04:47 am »
Ron Paul, IMHO, is all right. He gets too excited and that's just swell.

The other fuck is a butthurt Utopian, thrashing violently from Teh Roger Terrors. It'll pass once the enema clears. Unless it doesn't.

When Ron Paul loses his shit, amazing things happen.

He rants like a KING.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #81 on: April 15, 2015, 07:56:37 pm »
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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.