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Ive got no shower
And no matter what you think
That aint underwear....

Next topic: Snow

I dont meep, its not good for me. Think Im allergic or something.
But I do beep.

- End of transmission -

Donkeyotay said
Next topic: who cares? and I
will write about it

Next topic: cipot txeN

Two bucks for a duck
Or two ducks in a bucket
duck for my bucking

Next topic: Eight

I promise you Marl
No more off-topic haikus
Next one will be on

Next topic - Garage Rock

Rape and pillage!

Lets lynch the landlord
Lets glue him to the trailer
And drive through his land

Next: Shave him

The one thing no man
ever could get the grip of -
space is made of newts

Next topic - Fur

(Man, 5,7,5 - is that so hard?)

Metal, rust and hook
And at the tip of the chain
Is a singing key

Next topic: Beards without parents

So... Where's the salad?

This is jinxed.

Thats not true. The truth is the truth is nothing but a lie. But if the truth is a lie, is the lies truth just to keep the balance? Then..
Give me food!

Whats the next topic?
I think its "yellow squirrels"
Well, don't you agree?

Next topic: Purple squirrels.

Mastermind mutant
swollen head all abnormal
Looks like a huge swede

Next topic: Cars in the sky

Sleeping, sleeping seed
Lazy, lazy demon seed
go to bed and sneeze

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