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I wonder if we could run this as a 501(k)...

UNF

Oh I'm a givin'. There needs to be a Spank-o-Gram service. A Singing Spank-o-Gram service.

I am owed 25 birthday spankings from....someone

I'm reading too...

casting aside any mistakes my parents made, I am grateful to them for never involving drugs or alcohol in their lives. I got to witness similar things with my siblings at a young age, although. I'm sorry you had to go through that. It's a strange, long, difficult process trying to put things together when you're older & realize what was really going on.

Gettin'

Bacchus visited in kitty form


>:}

Professor man reacted nicely to the apple. I went over there to fetch it because I wanted it back & some other professors I know were all there at a long table, drinking wine. They were laughing loudly for a while after I threw it. I drank far too much wine on a near empty stomach. Laughing and shouting all night long.


THE BEST INVESTMENT I HAVE EVER MADE.

I'm on my way to North Carolina in a few to visit family & I think I'll do some writing on the way. Ciao the now!

Thanks guys! :3

The deed has been done. We're all commiserating and drinking wine now. Will update later.

Also happy birthday! 

Thank you :}

It's going to happen. I just need a bit more wine in me. AWWWW, HERE IT GOES

It's my birthday party tonight.
It's gods & goddesses themed. I have a golden apple. My (oh shit cat's getting into the wine fountain) art professor lives across the street. I SHOULD THROW THE GOLDEN APPLE OVER THE FENCE, YES/YES?

I'll never forget first hearing Black Dog by Led Zeppelin or Baby's on Fire by Brian Eno (mostly Fripp's mindmelting guitar solo in the latter). My parents weren't into the Beatles at all, so I wasn't really introduced to them until I was a teenager and started playing non-folk songs on guitar. Most of my early exposure to music was the Everly Brothers, Chet Atkins, Buddy Holly, Simon & Funkmaster G, CCR, Johnny Cash...

Aztec Camera - High Land, Hard Rain

Bob Dylan - Planet Waves

The Velvet Underground - Loaded

I should make a bowl of ramen like that someday.

I like eggs; it's the kamaboko that I'm not fond of. Logs of dyed fish paste are just too funny when you think about it.

It does sound gross, but I like to tell myself I'd get over it?

And, my first order of business: start trolling my Philosophy of Religion class.

Ask me anything!

God accidentally the world. Would he do it again and break his covenant???

PS -- I love the pic. More than hazelnut cupcakes.

I'm the moron in back, losing his shit.

Then I weep for the street and the sidewalk, and that poor poor poodle.

I'll be losing my own shit soon, too; it's okay.

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

Hummmmm. Do I have to pick sides? I am neither Tuscon nor tastebuds. Well, I have tastebuds. And I like tasting things.

TAKE FLORIDA

YOU WIN

you bitches have not seen my miso.

Ditch that Scot and marry me.

NO ME.

YOU MARRY ME, TOO.

GOD DAMMIT OK, IF I HAVE TO.

harumph

I thought that was rather bigamy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ME, YOU, AND VINDALOO TOO

if it's bigamy, it's you and me.


Mmmm, vindaloo....

Oh, shit.  THAT SHIT IS MINE.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO FREEKY OR NURSE ENABLER.

Dok,
Will fight to THE DEATH.

Unless I declare war on her, and send her some.

I still have to launch my attack on Richter and Suu, and also Cainad.

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes.  Swamp Yankees vs Everyone Else.

Shit; I better take cover--


ALSO: YES.







PS -- I love the pic. More than hazelnut cupcakes.

you bitches have not seen my miso.

Ditch that Scot and marry me.

NO ME.

YOU MARRY ME, TOO.

GOD DAMMIT OK, IF I HAVE TO.

harumph

I thought that was rather bigamy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ME, YOU, AND VINDALOO TOO

if it's bigamy, it's you and me.


Mmmm, vindaloo....

Oh, shit.  THAT SHIT IS MINE.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO FREEKY OR NURSE ENABLER.

Dok,
Will fight to THE DEATH.

Unless I declare war on her, and send her some.

I still have to launch my attack on Richter and Suu, and also Cainad.

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?