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Apple Talk / It's that time of year again...
« on: October 16, 2013, 03:19:25 pm »
Rock and Roll hall of Fame nominees for 2014:

Nirvana is obvious no-brainer.  They should just skip all of the nonsense and induct them now.

Apple Talk / Tobacco/Weed split thread.
« on: October 12, 2013, 12:28:01 am »
Okay, so if you want to compare to legal substances:  Weed is more toxic than tobacco.

Higher tar content
Higher carbon monoxide content
More carcinogens

This is why the comparison to other legal substances is irrelevant. 

Apple Talk / Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
« on: October 11, 2013, 07:28:45 pm »
All the same, they blinked.

All I can picture is Boehner, snotty nosed and disheveled on the floor in the rotunda.

You mean, like he was hit with a Wrecking Ball?

Apple Talk / IKEA or Death Metal?
« on: October 10, 2013, 05:49:34 pm »

Can you tell the difference?

Apple Talk / IIRC
« on: September 11, 2013, 04:50:06 pm »
I am forgetting to remember something I am not supposed to ever forget

Hmm, I know where my car keys are, my waffle iron is off, I remember The Maine...

What the fuck is it?

Apple Talk / Theater
« on: September 05, 2013, 12:48:19 pm »
They say that all the world's a stage.

This has to be one of the most obscene one-act plays I've ever seen.  The actors are all lifeless drones and stiff.  No one really seems to be into their roles.  This despite all of the graphic pyrotechnics. 

Maybe it is time for the audience to just get the fuck up and walk out. 

Go build a new stage, put on a new play.

Apple Talk / The Problem to all of your Solutions
« on: September 04, 2013, 01:16:22 am »
Deliver yourself from evil.

How?  - you are asking me right now with the fervor of a meth-addled bus-stop jockey.

Simple.  Send me $29.95.  Wait beneath your mailbox for three days.

While you sit contemplate contenplations, including those that seem to bear some relevance to your current set of conditions.

On the third day, stand up, walk back to your house, and stop doing all of the shit that is bringing you down man.

You're welcome.

Principia Discussion / Fill in the Blanks
« on: August 08, 2013, 08:34:44 pm »
Polite Discordians will always remember that PD.COM is the
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Or Kill Me / The Machine has sent you a Friend Request.
« on: August 08, 2013, 01:51:25 pm »
In a scenario where complacency has reigned for far too long, gluing your ass in your office chair and hollering with your fingers is aiding and abetting.  The Machine is only far too happy to have provided you with the Time Wasters to lull you into a false sense of involvement.  It has convinced you that blogging, and posting, and LIKEing, and TWEETing actually does shit.  It is classical conditioning.  You peck at some keys, other monkeys hollar back and you think shit is changing.

Nope.  Nothing is changing,  It is just a distraction.  It's just Interactive TEEVEE.  It's the shiny, glowing orb dangled in front of you by the Angler Fish of Ennui.  Reeling you in and snapping its jaws tight. 

Today is no different than yesterday.  You need to pound pavement.  You need to face to face.  You need to scream and spittle at your opposition.  You need to do Hands On change.

Otherwise, you are still going to be ever getting Fucking Nowhere. 

But at least you have your Candy Crush right?

Apple Talk / What did you do with my RWHN?
« on: July 18, 2013, 12:47:54 am »

Magazine sales must have been slumping badly.  I suppose the nut-wits at Rolling Stone think this is "edgy journalism".

Sure, let's make the human sack of shit a rock star.  Fuck dead and maimed and delimbed people.  There are units to move!

Apple Talk / Sally Fourth
« on: July 03, 2013, 12:04:49 pm »
And the rickets red glare!

It is time ladies and germtlemen!

It is time to take up arms!

We shall patriot loke they've never seen patrioting before!

We will drink Bud Light until it oozes out of our very pores.

We will indulge in the finest of franks!

And when they raise the red, white, and blue.

We shall bask in the unfettered glory of the Unmitigated States of Amorica!

Happy Fourth of July fuckers!

Apple Talk / Who said rock was dead?
« on: May 24, 2013, 02:51:50 am »
The revolutuon is now!

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