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Principia Discussion / Re: Plug your cabal/disorganization
January 14, 2008, 07:21:38 AM
The Endangered Danger Cabal of the Reluctant Messiah is currently in need of two 18 yr old female virgins for non-ceremonial, leisure purposes...apply within. We are also seeking three new recruits of either...or...or no sex to join our current class of Neophytes.

Signed,
Seth Phoenix V
PoPe
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Principia Discussion / Re: List of Discordian books
January 14, 2008, 07:12:53 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 27, 2007, 05:15:55 PM
I'll try to have a front door up for the Invisible College Library by the new year. Currently you can see a list of stuff http://www.theinvisiblecollege.com/library if I'm missing anything or should add anything let me know :)

I believe I have the sole surviving copy of the "Honest Scroll Of Lies". The Goddess licked my Pineal, suggested I join this forum...and offer to donate it to the Invisible College.
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Principia Discussion / Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
January 14, 2008, 07:08:22 AM
According to the ancient "Honest Scroll Of Lies" Chapter 23 Verse 5: On the 50th Anniversary of Discordia all documentation must be burned...that which never existed still does not exist...unless you want it to exist and fear fire...

Signed,
Seth Phoenix V
Pope of the Endangered Danger Cabal of the Reluctant Messiah
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