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Or Kill Me / I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
« on: March 16, 2005, 09:04:59 pm »
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine


Sanitation Workers Local *** is in the pocket of the several large Italian gentlemen currently receiving consulting contracts from the RNC.

Useful advice:  Do NOT piss off the people that control the military forces of the only superpower in the world. Just ask Sadamn.


Quote from: LMNO

Fixed that  for you.

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Shoot him! He's a terrior-ist! Burn him at the stake. Him and his little dog too! No damn terrior-ist is going to hold this country hostage. Not while I am President of these here united stakes. No sir. We don't give in to terrior-ists! All your dog food belong to us.

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Discordian Recipes / TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
« on: March 10, 2005, 02:58:14 am »
Kitten eating terrorists! I knew it! This is why faith based welfare exists. To show you people the error of your ways. Only the autolock keeps this country from people turned into a demon invested den of Schenectady.

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Principia Discussion / A challenge for all Bush-Haters
« on: January 22, 2005, 03:04:51 am »

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Principia Discussion / A challenge for all Bush-Haters
« on: January 21, 2005, 07:57:04 pm »
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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Principia Discussion / A challenge for all Bush-Haters
« on: January 21, 2005, 03:10:42 am »
Did you see me? Did you see me?

I did good, didn't I?

Yeah.
















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Principia Discussion / A challenge for all Bush-Haters
« on: January 20, 2005, 04:15:21 am »
You all should watch my speech tomorrow. It'll be MY BEST ONE YET. I've been working REALLY HARD on it.






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Literate Chaotic / Media.........Interesting News! Interesting Letters!
« on: December 04, 2004, 02:29:34 am »


Send contributions to my legal defense fund

Get George Out of Hock
c/o Karl Rove
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D. C. 20050

A President in Need is a President in Deep Distress.



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Or Kill Me / Why haven't you killed me yet?
« on: November 07, 2004, 06:20:14 pm »
That's not the Anerican way, you terrorist wanna be. Give me your GPS and I'll have one of your National Guard's jets strafe your house.

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Or Kill Me / Why haven't you killed me yet?
« on: November 07, 2004, 06:08:54 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: President Bush
Report to the National Guard.

We have a special outfit just for you, Roger. Pink tu-tu and everything.


Non Serviam, bitch.


I thought you wanted me to kill you.

Got a special express to take you to Falluja. Really cute pink outfit. Can see it in a sniper scope from five miles off.

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Or Kill Me / Why haven't you killed me yet?
« on: November 07, 2004, 06:01:56 pm »
Report to the National Guard.

We have a special outfit just for you, Roger. Pink tu-tu and everything.

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Literate Chaotic / Limited Time Offer - Free Stuff
« on: September 08, 2004, 02:31:39 am »
You want horror?


Heh heh heh

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Or Kill Me / Re-elect Bush in 2004!
« on: September 01, 2004, 03:11:43 am »

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Or Kill Me / Life in the Age of Dumb, part 5: Nazis never die.
« on: July 23, 2004, 10:05:29 pm »
I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

The 9/11 Commission report is out, and they recommend:

1. a new bureaucracy funded with a lot of tax dollars to hunt down terrorists, especially those inside the U.S.;

2. more spies!;

3. a PR campaign to convince the rest of the world that the US is good and Islam is bad;

4. NATIONAL IDENTIFICATION CARDS!!! (called driver's licenses and passports with biometric data linked to a central database)

And look at what was not included.

1. No recommendation not to arm insurgents trying to overthrow the friends of our current political opponents, like EastAsia, er, the Soviet Union, er, whomever.

2. No recommendation that we shouldn't bomb villages and mosques and aspirin factories and defense headquarters to teach the other guy a lesson.

3. No recommendation to not invade other countries.

4. No recommendation not to mess in internal politics around the globe.


I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

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Or Kill Me / Rant 45: Vignettes from the land of Fuck All
« on: July 23, 2004, 03:52:59 pm »
We have ways to dealing with people like you. Just wait until my second term.

heh heh heh heh

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