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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
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#81
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by PHRASE - April 13, 2025, 12:11:47 AMQuote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 11, 2020, 04:53:31 PMI think we've reached a sort of Weirdness critical mass. there's no going back.There's no stopping the chain reaction. The Weirdness Reactor has cone into critical meltdown.
Time Does Not Have Space and Space Does Not Have Time So The Reaction Is Not Possible
#82
Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THA...
Last post by Trivial - April 12, 2025, 11:14:39 PM
#83
Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Mantras and Lis...
Last post by PHRASE - April 12, 2025, 01:52:26 AMNone More Gangster Than The Trillion Dollar Train Man Spray Paint All Cars
#84
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: I want to record a Discord...
Last post by Pope Mome Apocrypha - April 11, 2025, 10:47:59 PMHonestly I think the ideas of the Telegram to Jehovah would be fun to integrate, but that might be just because I like the idea "God got demoted for gross incompetence" has a lot of directions it could go lyrically. Other than that, The Battle Hymn of the Eristocrasy is about the only already musical thing I can think of. Good luck, the project sounds fun!
#85
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup ...
Last post by QuestionsTheSoil - April 08, 2025, 01:11:15 AMSo, uh, fell back into some nasty habits.
And by nasty habits, I mean self harm.
And, of course, there's a million voices that can tell you to reach out, and practically nothing to reach out to.
God, I'm tired of the hotlines being shilled as if they help. I'm tired of them all pretending to care. I'm tired of living in a society that punishes suffering with more suffering (and since I'm in Burgerland, debt). I'm so fucking tired.
And by nasty habits, I mean self harm.
And, of course, there's a million voices that can tell you to reach out, and practically nothing to reach out to.
God, I'm tired of the hotlines being shilled as if they help. I'm tired of them all pretending to care. I'm tired of living in a society that punishes suffering with more suffering (and since I'm in Burgerland, debt). I'm so fucking tired.
#86
Apple Talk / Re: BUTTS lol
Last post by QuestionsTheSoil - April 08, 2025, 01:00:39 AMI am not legally allowed to say what I have to say
#87
Apple Talk / Re: Tales from the Cutting Edg...
Last post by Doktor Howl - April 07, 2025, 07:23:39 PMI was driving to the waste water facility today and Jelly Roll was on the radio, telling me the world is fucked up and people are awful.
You're right, Mr Roll, and you state your case eloquently. But only one of us is DOING something about it.
There is in fact a way to handle all the world's fucked up monkey problems. No monkeys, no problems.
It occurred to me while I was parking the car that this all could have been fixed way the hell back when JFK was president, but Kruschev just wasn't serious about havin' a good time.
It also occurs to me that I never actually checked if the 5 gallon bucket of SRBs I am here to pick up need TWO hazmat warnings, or just one.
I am also reminded of last month, when I got pulled over with crated machine guns in the van.
"Are there any weapons in the vehicle?"
"Why yes, there are 5 gallons of anaerobic bacteria that produce cyanide and eat carbon steel on an industrial scale in the trunk. Why are you looking at me like that?"
I feel as if this century will not be kind to those who pursue SCIENCE.
You're right, Mr Roll, and you state your case eloquently. But only one of us is DOING something about it.
There is in fact a way to handle all the world's fucked up monkey problems. No monkeys, no problems.
It occurred to me while I was parking the car that this all could have been fixed way the hell back when JFK was president, but Kruschev just wasn't serious about havin' a good time.
It also occurs to me that I never actually checked if the 5 gallon bucket of SRBs I am here to pick up need TWO hazmat warnings, or just one.
I am also reminded of last month, when I got pulled over with crated machine guns in the van.
"Are there any weapons in the vehicle?"
"Why yes, there are 5 gallons of anaerobic bacteria that produce cyanide and eat carbon steel on an industrial scale in the trunk. Why are you looking at me like that?"
I feel as if this century will not be kind to those who pursue SCIENCE.
#88
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Yoon Suk Yeol has been rem...
Last post by Maerman - April 04, 2025, 01:31:29 PMQuote from: Faust on April 04, 2025, 08:26:20 AMIt's kind of refreshing to see a politician face the consequences of their actions
Right? I was really happy when I read that headline. I've had a spring in my step all day.
#89
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Yoon Suk Yeol has been rem...
Last post by Faust - April 04, 2025, 08:26:20 AMIt's kind of refreshing to see a politician face the consequences of their actions
#90
Aneristic Illusions / Yoon Suk Yeol has been removed...
Last post by Maerman - April 04, 2025, 08:25:12 AMhttps://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20250403008555315?section=national/politics
I know most of you don't care about this, but I live here. So please join me in a celebratory shart.
I know most of you don't care about this, but I live here. So please join me in a celebratory shart.