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Started by the last yatto, October 15, 2010, 12:03:20 AM

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Jenne

#135
January 26, 2011, 05:13:05 PM
I know what you mean, Nigel.  Boys and their moms, man.  :D  I'm finally on the GOOD end of that one.  Fuck.

Yatoo, your boy is adorable as hell--I'm with Nigel--that pick of him smiling knowingly like "yeah, you're fucked! I've seen it ALL!" is scary as hell but definitely marks him as a "keeper."  ;)  He's already got a helluva personality!

the last yatto

#136
January 27, 2011, 12:02:05 AM
He started getting eye goo a few days back, others suggested cottonballs (and super clean hands) but doesn't seem prevent it from returning. View for full size


Its not because I have a bird just behind the sofa?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Suu

#137
January 27, 2011, 07:57:49 PM
I'm not sure about eye goo or babies and allergies...Maybe one of the supermoms on the forum could answer that one better.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Elder Iptuous

#138
January 27, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
my second had the serious eye goop.
she squirted boob milk in his eye, at the direction of one of her nursing group freaks, and it seems to have coincided with it going away, for whatever that's worth...

the last yatto

#139
January 27, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
he is sleeping more, so maybe thats it.
nurse hotline says they can give us drops if it doesnt go away.
(and they dont think its the bird cause his eyes are still white not red or puffy)
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Jenne

#140
January 27, 2011, 09:18:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 27, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
my second had the serious eye goop.
she squirted boob milk in his eye, at the direction of one of her nursing group freaks, and it seems to have coincided with it going away, for whatever that's worth...

THIS.  Squirt the boob juice.  Other than that, have to see the Dr.

Jenne

#141
January 27, 2011, 09:20:56 PM
BTW, breastmilk also cures a lot of other baby ailments, if you can stand to see the list:

dry skin
diaper rash (I know, right?)
sore, cracked, dry nipples
nasal congestion

Here:  http://bmsg.tripod.com/breastmilkuses.htm

It's like a miracle elixir.
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