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Rev Roger, MSY26: The Forces of Light

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 29, 2008, 04:51:26 AM

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LMNO

Rog, you nailed it with the punchline.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper


E.O.T.

"a good fight justifies any cause"

Freeky

I read this earlier, and I still can't come up with anything other than :mittens:

The Good Reverend Roger

Bump.

I need to get back out into The City.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
Bump.

I need to get back out into The City.
Me too. Oro Valley doesn't ooze with weird enough.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
Bump.

I need to get back out into The City.
Me too. Oro Valley doesn't ooze with weird enough.

Oh, it has the weird, but it's the unwholesome kind of weird.  I'll take the perverts and crazies over the fundamentalists any day.

I did tell you about the horrible crap that went on next door yesterday, didn't I?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
Bump.

I need to get back out into The City.
Me too. Oro Valley doesn't ooze with weird enough.

Oh, it has the weird, but it's the unwholesome kind of weird.  I'll take the perverts and crazies over the fundamentalists any day.

I did tell you about the horrible crap that went on next door yesterday, didn't I?

Nope, and I was probably too busy with monkey to notice it myself.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:57:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
Bump.

I need to get back out into The City.
Me too. Oro Valley doesn't ooze with weird enough.

Oh, it has the weird, but it's the unwholesome kind of weird.  I'll take the perverts and crazies over the fundamentalists any day.

I did tell you about the horrible crap that went on next door yesterday, didn't I?

Nope, and I was probably too busy with monkey to notice it myself.

Whoops.  It was Saturday.  Anyways, the lady to the North of us had some preacher guy over, and Jordan (the kid) was sitting out back with them, looking politely miserable while the preacher spoke...Which wasn't often, because the mother (Sean) kept going off in rapturous descriptions about the fate of Sodom and Gamorrah.  While she was talking Jordan just looked like he very much wanted to be somewhere else entirely...Even the preacher was wincing.

I think I might have been wrong about her.  Her husband, Eddie, made himself absent.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:57:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
Bump.

I need to get back out into The City.
Me too. Oro Valley doesn't ooze with weird enough.

Oh, it has the weird, but it's the unwholesome kind of weird.  I'll take the perverts and crazies over the fundamentalists any day.

I did tell you about the horrible crap that went on next door yesterday, didn't I?

Nope, and I was probably too busy with monkey to notice it myself.

Whoops.  It was Saturday.  Anyways, the lady to the North of us had some preacher guy over, and Jordan (the kid) was sitting out back with them, looking politely miserable while the preacher spoke...Which wasn't often, because the mother (Sean) kept going off in rapturous descriptions about the fate of Sodom and Gamorrah.  While she was talking Jordan just looked like he very much wanted to be somewhere else entirely...Even the preacher was wincing.

I think I might have been wrong about her.  Her husband, Eddie, made himself absent.

Argh. Poor kid.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 07:04:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:57:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
Bump.

I need to get back out into The City.
Me too. Oro Valley doesn't ooze with weird enough.

Oh, it has the weird, but it's the unwholesome kind of weird.  I'll take the perverts and crazies over the fundamentalists any day.

I did tell you about the horrible crap that went on next door yesterday, didn't I?

Nope, and I was probably too busy with monkey to notice it myself.

Whoops.  It was Saturday.  Anyways, the lady to the North of us had some preacher guy over, and Jordan (the kid) was sitting out back with them, looking politely miserable while the preacher spoke...Which wasn't often, because the mother (Sean) kept going off in rapturous descriptions about the fate of Sodom and Gamorrah.  While she was talking Jordan just looked like he very much wanted to be somewhere else entirely...Even the preacher was wincing.

I think I might have been wrong about her.  Her husband, Eddie, made himself absent.

Argh. Poor kid.

Please note that the weekend before, I invited them to come over for the April 1st devival, and they have accepted.  Only I didn't say it was a devival, just a party.

:lulz:

This should be good.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 07:06:55 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 07:04:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:57:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
Bump.

I need to get back out into The City.
Me too. Oro Valley doesn't ooze with weird enough.

Oh, it has the weird, but it's the unwholesome kind of weird.  I'll take the perverts and crazies over the fundamentalists any day.

I did tell you about the horrible crap that went on next door yesterday, didn't I?

Nope, and I was probably too busy with monkey to notice it myself.

Whoops.  It was Saturday.  Anyways, the lady to the North of us had some preacher guy over, and Jordan (the kid) was sitting out back with them, looking politely miserable while the preacher spoke...Which wasn't often, because the mother (Sean) kept going off in rapturous descriptions about the fate of Sodom and Gamorrah.  While she was talking Jordan just looked like he very much wanted to be somewhere else entirely...Even the preacher was wincing.

I think I might have been wrong about her.  Her husband, Eddie, made himself absent.

Argh. Poor kid.

Please note that the weekend before, I invited them to come over for the April 1st devival, and they have accepted.  Only I didn't say it was a devival, just a party.

:lulz:

This should be good.
:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:

Oh that reminds me. I asked Torch to come, and she said she would. :jebus:
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 07:10:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 07:06:55 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 07:04:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:57:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 31, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
Bump.

I need to get back out into The City.
Me too. Oro Valley doesn't ooze with weird enough.

Oh, it has the weird, but it's the unwholesome kind of weird.  I'll take the perverts and crazies over the fundamentalists any day.

I did tell you about the horrible crap that went on next door yesterday, didn't I?

Nope, and I was probably too busy with monkey to notice it myself.

Whoops.  It was Saturday.  Anyways, the lady to the North of us had some preacher guy over, and Jordan (the kid) was sitting out back with them, looking politely miserable while the preacher spoke...Which wasn't often, because the mother (Sean) kept going off in rapturous descriptions about the fate of Sodom and Gamorrah.  While she was talking Jordan just looked like he very much wanted to be somewhere else entirely...Even the preacher was wincing.

I think I might have been wrong about her.  Her husband, Eddie, made himself absent.

Argh. Poor kid.

Please note that the weekend before, I invited them to come over for the April 1st devival, and they have accepted.  Only I didn't say it was a devival, just a party.

:lulz:

This should be good.
:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:

Oh that reminds me. I asked Torch to come, and she said she would. :jebus:

Sweet.  If she has to bring Irish, that's okay.  I can have TGG babysit her when necessary.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 07:11:13 PM

Sweet.  If she has to bring Irish, that's okay.  I can have TGG babysit her when necessary.

I'll let her know. I'm also going to tell Bruce to take the monkey early, because he will be completely unmanageable out of excitement.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.