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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 01, 2011, 06:23:38 PM
Welt, are you aware that a polite request, without invective or bitching, posted in the Meta Forum/Smilies thread, would have had a much better chance of success than whining and pissing about up here?

Of course he is, Alphapance.  He's not here to discuss anything, and never has been.

He's here to scream, bitch, and - most of all - whine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 01, 2011, 06:23:38 PM
Welt, are you aware that a polite request, without invective or bitching, posted in the Meta Forum/Smilies thread, would have had a much better chance of success than whining and pissing about up here?

Your optimism amuses me.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

bugmenоt

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 01, 2011, 06:23:38 PM
Welt, are you aware that a polite request, without invective or bitching, posted in the Meta Forum/Smilies thread, would have had a much better chance of success than whining and pissing about up here?

Already tried this, then an old man moved it into my trash thread. He probably tried to compensate his loss of constancy between his legs. Because, you know, he's around that age and being a dick to others just equalizes the need of saying "sorry" in bed.

LMNO

You politely requested that the toilet smiley be removed?  Link, plz.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on February 01, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 01, 2011, 06:23:38 PM
Welt, are you aware that a polite request, without invective or bitching, posted in the Meta Forum/Smilies thread, would have had a much better chance of success than whining and pissing about up here?

Already tried this, then an old man moved it into my trash thread. He probably tried to compensate his loss of constancy between his legs. Because, you know, he's around that age and being a dick to others just equalizes the need of saying "sorry" in bed.

You're a liar, Weltburger...but we already knew this.

And it's not like you matter, anyway.  You're just another neurotic internet troll, absolutely identical to a few million others (Ruby, for example, or DK...We all know how much you hate women).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

For the second year in a row Miley Cyrus has been named the worst celebrity example in the world. Over 100,000 votes were cast.

At one point in her acceptance speech she flipped the bird and said, "Fuck you Charlie Sheen!"


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Bitter, merciless excretions!

TOILET HUMOR!
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Faust on February 01, 2011, 05:51:44 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on February 01, 2011, 05:48:36 PM
I was in the office working, then checking some threads here. I know the bosses let run image filters and stuff, that's why I NEVER go to pictures threads here. Thought the other ones should be safe. Then, 10 minutes after reading that thread, my boss came in and asked me about pictures of feces. I had to talk to him for 20 minutes and he said that he gives me a last chance.

So much about caring about others' well being in RL.

Hrm, If they are that strict about it then you probably shouldn't come here, if they ever checked the content of the site it could well endanger your employment.
When we say worksafe we mean for the average workplace, not worst case scenarios.

we also mean for people we don't hate.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

The nicer, reformed ECH would never do this, but 2 years ago I'd have hacked welshburger's account and changed his avatar to the feces gif.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 01, 2011, 07:27:59 PM
The nicer, reformed ECH would never do this, but 2 years ago I'd have hacked welshburger's account and changed his avatar to the feces gif.



We need to do something to fix the old model.  It was a classic.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

I keep it in the garage under a tarp. It still runs, but I try to save it for special occasions and parades.

Or anything that brings me within 80 miles of Los Angeles.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 01, 2011, 11:26:46 PM
I keep it in the garage under a tarp. It still runs, but I try to save it for special occasions and parades.

Or anything that brings me within 80 miles of Los Angeles.

I have to go to LA next week.

This fills me with a rage that is difficult to describe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 06:22:34 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2011, 06:21:56 PM
This guy is STILL more interesting than Poptart.

Which is like saying a kidney stone is more pleasant than the clap.   :lulz:

This is the most eloquent thing I've heard all day!!
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2011, 12:19:00 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 01, 2011, 11:26:46 PM
I keep it in the garage under a tarp. It still runs, but I try to save it for special occasions and parades.

Or anything that brings me within 80 miles of Los Angeles.

I have to go to LA next week.

This fills me with a rage that is difficult to describe.

No need to try. I used to live there.

It's not that I hate Los Angeles more than any other place on earth, it's that I hate Los Angeles more than any other thing on earth, period.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Prince Glittersnatch III

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Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on February 01, 2011, 05:48:36 PM
I was in the office working, then checking some threads here. I know the bosses let run image filters and stuff, that's why I NEVER go to pictures threads here. Thought the other ones should be safe. Then, 10 minutes after reading that thread, my boss came in and asked me about pictures of feces. I had to talk to him for 20 minutes and he said that he gives me a last chance.

So much about caring about others' well being in RL.

Wait, so they monitor what images you look at but not what site youre on/what youre reading?
So for all they know you could be reading horrible pedophilia/scat/rape erotic fiction.
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Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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