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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 04, 2011, 07:41:49 PM

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#30
February 04, 2011, 11:04:52 PM
I think this one is in a dead even tie with MSY21 as my favorite.

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
February 04, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 04, 2011, 11:04:52 PM
I think this one is in a dead even tie with MSY21 as my favorite.

I miss that old man.   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#32
February 04, 2011, 11:22:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 04, 2011, 11:04:52 PM
I think this one is in a dead even tie with MSY21 as my favorite.

I miss that old man.   :cry:

I could have listened to him for hours!

Requia ☣

#33
February 05, 2011, 01:48:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2011, 10:05:53 PM
5.  Smiling - especially predatory smiles and shit-eating grins - keep trouble away.  Like any other human interaction, people pile on people who look like easy targets, and being upset (angry, miserable, etc) makes you look like an easy target.  If someone asks you why you're smiling, tell them "Every day is a vacation, and every meal is a feast."

I don't suppose you could explain those two smiles to me, or maybe have pics of them?  I've heard the expressions before, but I'm a bit facial expression impaired and its never occurred to me that I could use such things.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Nephew Twiddleton

#34
February 05, 2011, 01:51:31 AM
Roger, I almost spit all over my monitor and choked on what was left.

:mittens:
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#35
February 05, 2011, 01:52:13 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 05, 2011, 01:48:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2011, 10:05:53 PM
5.  Smiling - especially predatory smiles and shit-eating grins - keep trouble away.  Like any other human interaction, people pile on people who look like easy targets, and being upset (angry, miserable, etc) makes you look like an easy target.  If someone asks you why you're smiling, tell them "Every day is a vacation, and every meal is a feast."

I don't suppose you could explain those two smiles to me, or maybe have pics of them?  I've heard the expressions before, but I'm a bit facial expression impaired and its never occurred to me that I could use such things.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#36
February 05, 2011, 01:58:17 AM
:mittens: That was fucking awesome, Roger.
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Requia ☣

#37
February 05, 2011, 01:59:24 AM
Is that the predatory?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
February 05, 2011, 02:00:05 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 05, 2011, 01:59:24 AM
Is that the predatory?

Yes, in Florida.

This is the shit-eating variety:

:bob:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#39
February 05, 2011, 02:19:16 AM
Thanks Roger.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
February 05, 2011, 04:35:27 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 05, 2011, 02:19:16 AM
Thanks Roger.

No need to thank me, citizen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#41
February 05, 2011, 05:05:56 AM
Dammit, Roger.  Suu just read this story, sitting in my kitchen.

I now have to mop the floor, and my chair is a total loss.

Thanks.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#42
February 05, 2011, 05:30:14 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 05, 2011, 05:05:56 AM
Dammit, Roger.  Suu just read this story, sitting in my kitchen.

I now have to mop the floor, and my chair is a total loss.

Thanks.

I also do weddings. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#43
February 05, 2011, 05:43:31 AM
There goes my last pair of clean spankies.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#44
February 05, 2011, 05:48:31 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 05, 2011, 05:43:31 AM
There goes my last pair of clean spankies.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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