Official February Shit List Thread

[AFK]

Oh, and those packs of onesies you can get, like 10 of them for $20. They aren't cute or fancy, but when that sprog spits up on their clothes 3x a day they're indispensable.

Definitely.  Basic clothing is definitely good too for that very reason.  It seems like they outgrow them in the blink of an eye.  (Especially when they are in the 90th percentile for height)

[AFK]

Last kid I was on the line to buy gifts for got Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss.  Not very practical short term, but long term didn't want to risk a kid growing up w/o those.

I think books are pretty practical.  Even if kids don't really get what they're looking are or seeing, just hearing their parent read to them is pretty good for bonding and can be pretty soothing. 

[Luna]

Oh, and those packs of onesies you can get, like 10 of them for $20. They aren't cute or fancy, but when that sprog spits up on their clothes 3x a day they're indispensable.

Definitely.  Basic clothing is definitely good too for that very reason.  It seems like they outgrow them in the blink of an eye.  (Especially when they are in the 90th percentile for height)

I do adore the little critters (just having divorce-induced issues with dealing with them at the moment), but, damn, they can spew amazing amounts of ick from either end.

(DID do well holding one this weekend, though, didn't tear up or anything, was kinda proud of myself.  Her Daddy is off getting his ass shot at, at the moment, will be back in the states by the end of this week.  He hasn't seen her yet.)

[Cramulus]

January sucked ass. Many things in my life ended or died.

February rules so far. Got a wad of cash that was owed to me, a new computer, dating a new girl, and weekends packed with so much adventure I'm still catching my breath on Monday.


I AM THE TROUBLE I WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD

[AFK]

February has been okay so far. Though, my pun gland is itching like a sonofabitch. 

[Phox]

Y'all are making me want to have a babby. 

February has been okay so far. Though, my pun gland is itching like a sonofabitch. 

Good news for you. I will, in fact, be around on the Ides, because it's during Spring Break, and I'm going to be spending it at home. Maybe I can convince my beloved to move her coup/assassination attempt forward by a few days...

[AFK]

I shall unleash a mighty pun torrent upon the world.  Cities and towns will be buried in the mighty corniness.  Lakes and rivers shall retreat in the face of the awesome power of dry humor.  It shall be a thing of legend.

Or vastly disappointing.  Either way. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I have had some irritating things this Feb.

-had to replace tire
-renew registration
-go to Dr to check for cancer
-friend got DUI
-lost a lot of sleep

Not too bad though. Could be worse.

[Richter]

I am hungry as a mofo, lunch isn't for an hour, and I forgot the venision jerky snacks from my aunt at home.

[Dysnomia]

So I was sick for two weeks, caught the flu before I recovered from the cold, now my period has come early.



My body is revolting against me.   

[Eater of Clowns]

So I was sick for two weeks, caught the flu before I recovered from the cold, now my period has come early.


My body is revolting against me.   

I HATE IT WHEN. THAT HAPPENS

[Luna]

So I was sick for two weeks, caught the flu before I recovered from the cold, now my period has come early.


My body is revolting against me.   

I HATE IT WHEN. THAT HAPPENS

Beats fuck-all out of it being a week late.

[Dysnomia]

it's not even that.  I just want to stop feeling like shit finally.  UGHSTUPIDBODY

[Suu]

HERP DERP DERP DERPIDITY DUUUUUUUUUR DERP.

[Kai]

February has been alright for me *knock on wood*.

So sorry to hear about Suu's and Jenne's stuff.

But Jenne, I can say that you would make an incredible cougar if you wanted.