"Obama is a secret Jew" is now my favourite conspiracy theory

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Ok, I concede. THAT would make a great AWS.

Well, I was just riffing on your idea.  So how do we AWS?

Oh I can help.  I can research or write up.  ME ME pick me  

Seriously, I'm thinking finding a Haitian connection and secret training in Voodoo, channeling Marie Laveau on the east lawn....

Sorry this has been playing in my head since yesterday.

Yeah, maybe some fluff piece about her celebrating some Voodoo holiday with local school children in the White House, with background on how she learned it all from her Haitian grandmother while growing up in Bayou La Batre, or something.

Which is hilarious because she was born and raised in Chicago and has absolutely no family connection to Haiti.

[Phox]

Rather,

this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.

He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.

Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.

Unless he's a robot.

1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?

[Subtract Eight!]

Rather,

this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.

He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.

Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.

Unless he's a robot.

1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?

1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums

2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.

[Don Coyote]

Rather,

this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.

He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.

Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.

Unless he's a robot.

1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?

1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums

2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Ok, I concede. THAT would make a great AWS.

Well, I was just riffing on your idea.  So how do we AWS?

Oh I can help.  I can research or write up.  ME ME pick me  

Seriously, I'm thinking finding a Haitian connection and secret training in Voodoo, channeling Marie Laveau on the east lawn....

Sorry this has been playing in my head since yesterday.

Yeah, maybe some fluff piece about her celebrating some Voodoo holiday with local school children in the White House, with background on how she learned it all from her Haitian grandmother while growing up in Bayou La Batre, or something.

Which is hilarious because she was born and raised in Chicago and has absolutely no family connection to Haiti.

If we write it people will believe.....  

[Phox]

Rather,

this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.

He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.

Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.

Unless he's a robot.

1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?

1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums

2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.

I see.  Opinion poll:  who knows this guy? Is he ignorable, or should I give him a chance?

[Subtract Eight!]

No one really knows me.

I've been here for years constantly introducing myself.

Cram or someone once called me a monovox poster.

1)

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Rather,

this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.

He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.

Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.

Unless he's a robot.

1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?

1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums

2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.

I see.  Opinion poll:  who knows this guy? Is he ignorable, or should I give him a chance?

He seems to pop on every few months or so.  Makes a few annoying, sometimes stupid, othertimes MEH posts.  I just ignore him.

[Subtract Eight!]

I generally see the forum culture here as best to be approached gingerly without effort. It's hard you know.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Rather,

this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.

He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.

Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.

Unless he's a robot.

1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?

1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums

2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.

I see.  Opinion poll:  who knows this guy? Is he ignorable, or should I give him a chance?

Hes a Zionist agent sent to derail this thread and distract us from the TRUTH.

[Subtract Eight!]

OH NO, I don't want to be/do that!

I do genuinely like all you folk.

[dontblameyoko]

Maybe he's a friendly Zionist agent.

[Subtract Eight!]

im wahatevr kinnd of zion nist agent u want me 2 b BB

[Jasper]

I remember Subtract Eight!  And I remember "monovox".  I had a custom hoodie that said "monovox" for the longest time because I liked it so much.

Sigmatic,
I used to be Felix.  Remember me?  Probably not.

[Subtract Eight!]

Haha, really seriously now? Awesome.

Yeah for sure I remember Felix, as most people, funny and friendly ... I used to post on EB&G as well, I remember making a thread about cell phones or sommat..

noonward,
my real fake internet name