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ATTN: NIGEL

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, March 25, 2011, 02:44:21 AM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

March 25, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
My girlfriend just tested positive for syphilis. I tested negative for it.
I think she probably got it from her flu vaccination.

Thoughts?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
March 25, 2011, 02:47:48 AM
And that was the end of the UP, Michigan.   :horrormirth:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#2
March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
March 25, 2011, 02:51:22 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.

BREAKING:  NATIONAL SPAM SHORTAGE WORSENS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#4
March 25, 2011, 05:55:50 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

East Coast Hustle

#5
March 25, 2011, 05:57:41 AM
Shit. Now I have to go get tested.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Prince Glittersnatch III

#6
March 25, 2011, 06:00:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:51:22 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.

BREAKING:  NATIONAL SPAMPASTY SHORTAGE WORSENS.

fixed
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#8
March 25, 2011, 01:06:56 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 06:00:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:51:22 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.

BREAKING:  NATIONAL SPAMPASTY SHORTAGE WORSENS.

fixed
my wifes' family is from up there, and they make a *huge* fucking deal out of those things.
i mean, they're ok, but gdamn, a whole holiday for them? (as in, they take off work for pasty day)

Prince Glittersnatch III

#9
March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!

Sorry doesnt cut it.

YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.


SYPHILIS!
  \
   :argh!:
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Triple Zero

#10
March 26, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
I think you picked a beautiful name for your new daughter.
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Luna

#11
March 26, 2011, 12:37:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 26, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
I think you picked a beautiful name for your new daughter.

A friend of mine is a midwife.  She had to talk someone out of naming her daughter Chlamydia.

I shit you not.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
March 26, 2011, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!

Sorry doesnt cut it.

YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.


SYPHILIS!
  \
   :argh!:

Dude, she asked for it. She shouldn't have been sleeping like that, all unconscious and vulnerable, if she didn't want it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Prince Glittersnatch III

#13
March 26, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!

Sorry doesnt cut it.

YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.


SYPHILIS!
  \
   :argh!:

Dude, she asked for it. She shouldn't have been sleeping like that, all unconscious and vulnerable, if she didn't want it.

Damn you Nigel and your Autism and Syphilis causing vaccines!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
March 26, 2011, 08:43:57 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!

Sorry doesnt cut it.

YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.


SYPHILIS!
  \
   :argh!:

Dude, she asked for it. She shouldn't have been sleeping like that, all unconscious and vulnerable, if she didn't want it.

Damn you Nigel and your Autism and Syphilis causing vaccines!

I've barely gotten started. You think AIDS is bad? Wait until you start seeing the side effects of the vaccine for HIV! And the one we're working on for cancer is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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