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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 23, 2011, 11:06:27 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 06:09:26 AM
I have noticed, however, that it is starting to not really matter what your lineage is, because I can't tell these fuckers apart half the time.

In other words, I personally don't see what matters except that my eye registers a darker skin tone when it's obvious (sometimes not even then), so maybe Nigel and people agreeing with that point of view have a point and skin tone doesn't really play a factor in race.  In fact, if you look at it from the bottom up (DNA to start with), there really is no such thing as race (except for sherpas, maybe), and it's all moot at this point, because every single one of us posting here has ridiculously good luck to have the internet and food and so on.

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

You are all white in my book.


Cept Nigel. She can be whatever she wants because she scare me.
And cept Roger, because he is a filthy yeti.

Freeky

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 06:33:47 AM
You are all white in my book.


Cept Nigel. She can be whatever she wants because she scare me.
And cept Roger, because he is a filthy yeti.

Well you're Welsh, aren't you? Isn't that a species of rabbit or something?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 06:33:47 AM
You are all white in my book.


Cept Nigel. She can be whatever she wants because she scare me.
And cept Roger, because he is a filthy yeti.

:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Phox

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 06:33:47 AM
You are all white in my book.


Cept Nigel. She can be whatever she wants because she scare me.
And cept Roger, because he is a filthy yeti.
It's okay Coyote, I don't think of you as white.  :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 03, 2011, 06:49:39 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 06:33:47 AM
You are all white in my book.


Cept Nigel. She can be whatever she wants because she scare me.
And cept Roger, because he is a filthy yeti.
It's okay Coyote, I don't think of you as white.  :lol:

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 06:46:13 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 06:33:47 AM
You are all white in my book.


Cept Nigel. She can be whatever she wants because she scare me.
And cept Roger, because he is a filthy yeti.

Well you're Welsh, aren't you? Isn't that a species of rabbit or something?

No, I'm a coyote, which is a species of...fuck...rabbit. :argh!:

Freeky

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 07:10:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 06:46:13 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 06:33:47 AM
You are all white in my book.


Cept Nigel. She can be whatever she wants because she scare me.
And cept Roger, because he is a filthy yeti.

Well you're Welsh, aren't you? Isn't that a species of rabbit or something?

No, I'm a coyote, which is a species of...fuck...rabbit. :argh!:

Well there you are then. 


Da6s

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 07:10:51 AM


No, I'm a coyote, which is a species of...fuck...rabbit. :argh!:

YOU.

Call your fucking people off.

3 nights in the past week I've been woken up just before 6 am by their god damned wailing howls.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Don Coyote

Quote from: Da6s on April 03, 2011, 07:25:20 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 07:10:51 AM


No, I'm a coyote, which is a species of...fuck...rabbit. :argh!:

YOU.

Call your fucking people off.

3 nights in the past week I've been woken up just before 6 am by their god damned wailing howls.

You are welcome?

Freeky

Quote from: Da6s on April 03, 2011, 07:25:20 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 07:10:51 AM


No, I'm a coyote, which is a species of...fuck...rabbit. :argh!:

YOU.

Call your fucking people off.

3 nights in the past week I've been woken up just before 6 am by their god damned wailing howls.

Celebrating a victory.  We get that, too, a couple times a night, out back in the golf course.

Da6s

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:31:14 AM
Quote from: Da6s on April 03, 2011, 07:25:20 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 07:10:51 AM


No, I'm a coyote, which is a species of...fuck...rabbit. :argh!:

YOU.

Call your fucking people off.

3 nights in the past week I've been woken up just before 6 am by their god damned wailing howls.

Celebrating a victory.  We get that, too, a couple times a night, out back in the golf course.

Is it something you just get used to?

Also, I'm already fucking terrified of mountain lions after some of the horror stories I've heard.

No, it's not obvious I moved to the rugged mountains from a city at all
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Freeky

Quote from: Da6s on April 03, 2011, 07:33:08 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:31:14 AM
Quote from: Da6s on April 03, 2011, 07:25:20 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 07:10:51 AM


No, I'm a coyote, which is a species of...fuck...rabbit. :argh!:

YOU.

Call your fucking people off.

3 nights in the past week I've been woken up just before 6 am by their god damned wailing howls.

Celebrating a victory.  We get that, too, a couple times a night, out back in the golf course.

Is it something you just get used to?

Also, I'm already fucking terrified of mountain lions after some of the horror stories I've heard.

No, it's not obvious I moved to the rugged mountains from a city at all

Yep, either that or they all left to find better game.  A couple dogs ambushed the coyotes over here.

Mountain lions ARE scary, do nevar test.  Your best bet is to stay around populated areas as much as you can, and ask an expert what to do if you see one, because I sure as fuck don't know, and I don't want to be held responsible for telling you something wrong.

Da6s

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:35:52 AM
Quote from: Da6s on April 03, 2011, 07:33:08 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:31:14 AM
Quote from: Da6s on April 03, 2011, 07:25:20 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 03, 2011, 07:10:51 AM


No, I'm a coyote, which is a species of...fuck...rabbit. :argh!:

YOU.

Call your fucking people off.

3 nights in the past week I've been woken up just before 6 am by their god damned wailing howls.

Celebrating a victory.  We get that, too, a couple times a night, out back in the golf course.

Is it something you just get used to?

Also, I'm already fucking terrified of mountain lions after some of the horror stories I've heard.

No, it's not obvious I moved to the rugged mountains from a city at all

Yep, either that or they all left to find better game.  A couple dogs ambushed the coyotes over here.

Mountain lions ARE scary, do nevar test.  Your best bet is to stay around populated areas as much as you can, and ask an expert what to do if you see one, because I sure as fuck don't know, and I don't want to be held responsible for telling you something wrong.

We have some really nice townhome properties on resort kind of out in bfe.

Last year supposedly there was a mountain lion that claimed one of the porches/deck as its sunning perch, and also was known to sleep next to the grill on said deck.

Working nights that fucking terrifies me. Moreso than the black bears that can open doors and rip the tops off of dumpsters.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Don Coyote

Have you ever stared into the eyes of a cougar?

It's a life changing experience.