FAO, PAGANS: A short explanation of everything you need to know about Discordia

[BadBeast]

So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?


Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.


And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!


We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.


And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.


PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.


If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.

 PD.COM    A whole Army of Idiot Savants. (Just without the "savant" part!)


ETA **Channeling Mourningdove**kHARA, YOU MUSTN'T SAY RETARD IT'S A BAD WORD AND THERE AREL;OTS OF CHILDRENWHO USE THIS FORUM FOR INFORMATION ANDHOMEWORK. THE CREATOR OIF 5THIS SITE WANTED IT TO BE A SAFE PLACE FOR13YR OLD CHILDREN AND YOU ARE A BAD ROLE MODEL!  ANDYOU USE TO MANY CUSSWORDS!     hAVE A NICE DAY,   

[Telarus]

http://makingfunofpaganetsy.tumblr.com/

[BadBeast]

OMG! Totally awesome!
Reminds me I need to get some Hecate Lube Oil, and some groovaroony Rune Stones!   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?


Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.


And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!


We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.


And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.


PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.


If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.

 PD.COM    A whole Army of Idiot Savants. (Just without the "savant" part!)


ETA **Channeling Mourningdove**kHARA, YOU MUSTN'T SAY RETARD IT'S A BAD WORD AND THERE AREL;OTS OF CHILDRENWHO USE THIS FORUM FOR INFORMATION ANDHOMEWORK. THE CREATOR OIF 5THIS SITE WANTED IT TO BE A SAFE PLACE FOR13YR OLD CHILDREN AND YOU ARE A BAD ROLE MODEL!  ANDYOU USE TO MANY CUSSWORDS!     hAVE A NICE DAY,   

Post of the year.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?


Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.


And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!


We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.


And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.


PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.


If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.

 PD.COM    A whole Army of Idiot Savants. (Just without the "savant" part!)


ETA **Channeling Mourningdove**kHARA, YOU MUSTN'T SAY RETARD IT'S A BAD WORD AND THERE AREL;OTS OF CHILDRENWHO USE THIS FORUM FOR INFORMATION ANDHOMEWORK. THE CREATOR OIF 5THIS SITE WANTED IT TO BE A SAFE PLACE FOR13YR OLD CHILDREN AND YOU ARE A BAD ROLE MODEL!  ANDYOU USE TO MANY CUSSWORDS!     hAVE A NICE DAY,   

Goddammit BB you fucker I almost peed myself.

I've got everyone's bad influence right here.

to BB!!

[BabylonHoruv]

So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?


Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.


And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!


We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.


And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.


PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.


If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.

 PD.COM    A whole Army of Idiot Savants. (Just without the "savant" part!)


ETA **Channeling Mourningdove**kHARA, YOU MUSTN'T SAY RETARD IT'S A BAD WORD AND THERE AREL;OTS OF CHILDRENWHO USE THIS FORUM FOR INFORMATION ANDHOMEWORK. THE CREATOR OIF 5THIS SITE WANTED IT TO BE A SAFE PLACE FOR13YR OLD CHILDREN AND YOU ARE A BAD ROLE MODEL!  ANDYOU USE TO MANY CUSSWORDS!     hAVE A NICE DAY,   

I hate her (Morning Dove)  I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.

[BadBeast]

Yeah, she's really offensively passive aggressive, and full of septic pus. Horrible nasty titwitch. I heard a couple of kids chucked her in an oven, or something, but she must have survived.

What's the difference between mourningdove, and a row boat?

A row boat doesn't squirt streams of cockroaches out if you stab it with an enchanted dagger!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I hate her (Morning Dove)  I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.

I don't hate the stupid Dove more than I fucking hate Lena but it's damn close.

Lena though, I'm just waiting for her to have the balls to post so I can tell her to go fuck herself and die in a fire.

[BabylonHoruv]

I hate her (Morning Dove)  I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.

I don't hate the stupid Dove more than I fucking hate Lena but it's damn close.

Lena though, I'm just waiting for her to have the balls to post so I can tell her to go fuck herself and die in a fire.

Lena is too incoherent for me to hate.  I don't understand her posts so i can't really hate her, I just stopped reading what she has to say.

Morning Dove posts in plain English that inspires complete hatred in me.

[BadBeast]

I hate her (Morning Dove)  I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.

I don't hate the stupid Dove more than I fucking hate Lena but it's damn close.

Lena though, I'm just waiting for her to have the balls to post so I can tell her to go fuck herself and die in a fire.

Lena is too incoherent for me to hate.  I don't understand her posts so i can't really hate her, I just stopped reading what she has to say.

Morning Dove posts in plain English that inspires complete hatred in me.

I got no problem with Lena either. But mourning dove reported me yesterday, for calling her a creepy ghoul. EBS Sent me a PM saying "Consider yourself modded" . Erm, OK. First time I ever been modded there. (And she is a creepy ghoul) She's the kind of Witch that inspired the Burning Times. And I bet her house is made of gingerbread.

[Requia ☣]

Khara, you go too far.

We are, for the most part, completely retarded. Have you forgotten how The Cosmic Shitstorm of February turned into the BoardSludge and Self-Immolating Flame War of March? April has been a Holy Blessing, but FUCK... this place had to purge itself HARD to get the Nessie content.

And that content was worth every last drop of pain to get it.

[Don Coyote]

I hate her (Morning Dove)  I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.

I don't hate the stupid Dove more than I fucking hate Lena but it's damn close.

Lena though, I'm just waiting for her to have the balls to post so I can tell her to go fuck herself and die in a fire.

Lena is too incoherent for me to hate.  I don't understand her posts so i can't really hate her, I just stopped reading what she has to say.

Morning Dove posts in plain English that inspires complete hatred in me.

Lena, unlike Ruby, is capable of using decent English. I've seen it.

[Freeky]

Khara, you go too far.

We are, for the most part, completely retarded. Have you forgotten how The Cosmic Shitstorm of February turned into the BoardSludge and Self-Immolating Flame War of March? April has been a Holy Blessing, but FUCK... this place had to purge itself HARD to get the Nessie content.

And that content was worth every last drop of pain to get it.

Fuck yeah.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?


Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.


And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!


We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.


And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.


PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.


If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I am a pagan. Have not found Eris so much as said "Hey, nice apples." in passing. I genuinely love to study the history and evolution of religion and the human's thought process to produce these mythologies. But I get tripped up by the people who embody the various modern iterations.

*shrug* It's a learning process.